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Hey, guess who this is?  

You know another possible manifestation of Mercury in Scorp?  Near Venus and both being squared by Mars?  Till early Nov? 

Men Call. Or talk. Or even emote. 

Even the a.w.o.l. ones.  Yes. 

The catch? 

Male type people whom you do NOT wish to contact you or who perhaps see you in the street and desire a deeper rapport with you/your secondary sexual characteristics may also attempt to initiate dialogue. 

If this has not happened to you already since Mercury went into Scorpio, last Thursday, you need only wait. And refine your call-screening procedures/ street level sangfroid

Should you drink Blue Devil Hoochie Juice during cyber-sleuthing/google stalkery missions?  

No. Do it sober.

Instead, drink something like fulvic acid enriched black water and do your pelvic floor exercises during.

Saturn IS in Libra, remember: Self-control, beauty and fitness. 

 

 

 

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Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo

He had to oil up to get into Tom Cruise’s knickers, but boy is he regretting it. He’s making a 911 call to Wardrobe Emergency Services with an impending jock rupture. Code Red.

Not that there will be complaints.

Savannah
Savannah

When this was first posted up I was awaiting the impending visit of an ex & his Mum (who I’ve kept in contact with over, oh, nearly 30 years) to roll into town on the train. He (Aries) was continually texting me and quite frankly giving me the shits. I was dreading it but it ended up being a pleasant afternoon. I think I wasn’t the size 12 he was hoping to see. Shithead! I thought to myself why, why do all my ex’s come rolling back into my life, years, no freaking decades later?! This happened in 1998 when… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

Wow. Am I astro-proofed on this passage?

Because the only love-related contact I have is the WHU’s on/off gf who devotedly rang me on Saturday night, but nada from anyone penile. Hmm. I wish I had so much attention.

It’s like my entire Rotational went on off on a class trip together..disturbing.

Lucy
Lucy

I’ll have what he’s having.

Seabird
Seabird

Bit late commenting here but PHOOOOWWAAAARR!!! Not many men have legs like that!

And yes, can he be my accountant too?

Oh dear, now how am I gonna turn this off? Wait…. Don’t answer that!

VS
VS

Also- funny you should mention stalking types. Aries coworker just can’t stop calling. I haven’t bothered to pick up (too busy with Saturn duties, I am a natal Saturnian so it comes naturally) and get the 6th sense I should just let him work it out with himself via voicemail.

~ SunRise ~
~ SunRise ~

i like your perspective – ‘to let them work it out with theself’.

Tropic of Capricorn
Tropic of Capricorn

‘to let them work it out with himself via voicemail’.

Hahaha… like your style VS. 😆

Very Saturnian.

VS
VS

I’m feeling the Saturn in Libra.
my progressed chart is hanging out largely in Libra, so it’s a good time to lay off the booze. Although scorp beau and I bought loganberry wine, which I stare at longingly in its nice bottle, waiting for the right day to drink it.

Otherwise, it’s incense, tempeh dishes, and time to do what must be done with grace and poise.

Charley
Charley

Nothing. Not a whisker. I don’t think I’ve even spoken to a man who wasn’t working in a shop or on public transport for almost 10 days, not seen a single one look at me, no emails, no emoting, nothing. BORING.

Charley
Charley

Although I’m not drinking which makes ME boring in an attempt to stop being ‘silly’ in front of people I want to take me seriously. I’m including myself in that.

Also a stalking free zone which = double, extra dullness. What’s a good Scorp supposed to do on her down time?

~ SunRise ~
~ SunRise ~

naught for me has manifested in terms of being the recipient of love/sexy vibes either/yet. social, work and art are taking off, and feeling generally more perceptive, optimistic.

leogroover
leogroover

manifest your higher scorp spose? get fabulous for when the admirers do come aknocking or like m spend time working on what what you really want and don’t answer the call to any lower life forms or amoebas. nadya

Piscean Closed For Renovation
Piscean Closed For Renovation

nup don’t stress Charley,. I am right there with you. R&R from this astro alert perhaps?

(Personally I think the universe has heard my announcement “No Time For Boys” and is responding accordingly…)

leony
leony

mmmmm, spent full-moon night on a bus across the pampas, con un gaucho sentado al lado a mi !!! un gaucho muy fuerte como un toro ….
was sooo much fun !!!!
soz for the lousy spanish, sure you get the drift, hehheh

leony
leony

he’s pisces – why always pisces for me, so sweet I just luv em ???
but with a veeery aires mars & I reckon gotta be a toro rising …

Thats the one one the bus – in the pic, hmmmm, love the old phone box thing, takes me back …

So who is he ???

aurora lights
aurora lights

Ola ! lucky lucky leony, travels sounds Es estupendo (wonderful) !

leony
leony

Gracias aurora, si lucky. Now for some more work ….

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Wow. I just had a creepy online stalker send me an email to every address I own. No idea how he got them all being I used a pseudonym online. Gross and scary.

ScorpioRising
ScorpioRising

yikes

aurora lights
aurora lights

“Male type people whom you do NOT wish to contact you or who perhaps see you in the street and desire a deeper rapport with you…” or driving around the block a few times waving at you while glaring & grinning at you from their vehicle, despite you being in convo with other peeps or embarrassing comments in front of others about how well you’re looking while in the hardware store or needing to ‘come and lie down at your place’ for a few hours (turns out to be most of the day) as feeling a bit under the weather… Read more »

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

Seriously, Mystic, this is one of those times when you seem connected to some higher power. The out-of-the-blue communication from male figures who seek “deeper rapport with you/your secondary sexual characteristics” who “attempt to initiate dialogue” that I received these past few days has just been surpassed with an sms I just received. Even an astro-hardened girl like me who is no longer surprised when the astro stirs up the madness has her jaw dropping to the ground.

anastasia
anastasia

he does look like Chris Humphries! wow..

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

I don’t know about sexual characteristics, but someone I thought was a potential job contact just tried (aggressively) to get me to go to a personal growth cult meeting. Yuck. No more of that, please.

year of the fox
year of the fox

Oh god I hate those! Please tell me it wasn’t Landmark forum…those people were like an offshoot of Est.

Libraquarius
Libraquarius

Yes, I had a woman living beside me who was a member of a religius cult and she kept trying to interest me in joining, a complete pain in the arse. I thought they were all baaaaa-rmy because to keep seeing the guy (who swans around in multi-million jets) you had to keep paying…and paying…and paying. Snort, some spiritual guru. What he says I think every day, just never thought to make money of it and never want to either.

year of the fox
year of the fox

LOL! Sounds like they were full of crazy. I’d use my invisibility powers and evade them. As soon as someone says something like….all you have to do is be a distributor. That’s like a keyword that make me bolt.

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

@Year of the fox: Yes!

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

His butt crack must be showing. Is there a photo of him from behind? Just, you know, to know for sure? 🙂

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

this may explain friday night. struck up a conversation about metaphysics with some random guy at work that led to me showing him my notebook and all the crazy shit i write about. (__?!) although i have a boyfriend – which i let him know about – i agreed to meet him at a bar after work and talk about my book idea, push some thoughts around over a drink then go home. all is going well until i say i have to go 1 hour, 1 heavyhanded Jameson later. he got there before me and had been drinking more.… Read more »

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

yuck! Had a similar runin with a lady(I am not a lesbian) awhile ago. IT leaves you with a bad taste. God, I hope I don’t hear from her or run into her. last runin a few weeks ago I had to get semi rude cause she is WAY too affectionate.

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

Mercury in my 3rd in exact opposition to my natal mars. Jupiter in my 9th exactly on my natal Mars….HMMM. Will be interesting to see what this brings….communication from larger than life male energies…lol.

ScorpioRising
ScorpioRising

I had something similar occur to me. But, when rejected he got violent and now is trying to blacklist me ruin my reputation. I thought it was clear we were just friends, but he became super pervie fast. From now on I refuse to met men anywhere near bars w/o other friends preferably male, even coffee shops aren’t always safe.
So, sick of men getting the wrong idea, then getting mad at me. i don’t like to be viewed as an object.

Sorry, you had to endure this.

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

when men get percieved as rejected sometimes things can get really weird/scary, really fast. 🙁 i always thought i was so safe and in control when i was younger and now i’ve become wary.

ScorpioRising
ScorpioRising

I am too trusting. I am very comfortable being around cool guys, because I am a tomboy. But, I hate being taking advantage of and then turn the tables on me and make me feel like shit.

ScorpioRising
ScorpioRising

Stay safe follow your gut instincts and it’s NOT your fault he is a drunk, horny bastard. I hope he feels bad and apologizes.

Piscean Closed For Renovation
Piscean Closed For Renovation

SR, that really sucks. Yes. It’s like, “back off asshole, did you expect me to just jump into bed with you because that’s what YOU want? “

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

Love the legs on this guy ^ YES…. happened for me too… My multi virgo ex fling who I ran into last wednesday night sent me a text saturday morning BEFORE 8 AM!!! LOL. On weds, he was charming and sweet, but did he hear from me? NO. And I knew I would hear from him when he realized I was not coming around, but I didn’t expect it so soon. And that early? Letting me know he had me on his mind first thing in the AM???Flattered and pleased, but I am still not going over there or contacting… Read more »

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

Thankfully the other one, who befriended me on FB early last week, is on the opposite side of continent and we are only having light interaction. That is all I care for too. Good to see he is doing alright (also good to see I am doing better!!!!)

St. Pisces
St. Pisces

Haha, that picture is a great thing for a Monday morning.

year of the fox
year of the fox

Zounds! You are so psychic Mystic! This has already happened– last night even. Stupid Toro that I dumped, accidentally posted a post that was supposed to be locked from me about his failing long distance relationship with his current 20-something girlfriend. I’ve decided that even though we are friends, I am NOT stepping in to save his ass. He started it so he needs to bail himself out. I stayed quiet. I’m not looking for a re-do. I’m not interested in last year’s frozen beef. I’m looking for Mr. Fresh-meat. Nasty zombie meats Be gone!

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

lol…..Nasty zombie meats be gone….I love it.

I always say Ghosts of Boyfriends Past when they contact me.

year of the fox
year of the fox

Ghosts of boyfriends past works too! Most of the zodiac is edible except for Libra. Knowing about his current trauma doesn’t make me want him. But somehow in my revenge fantasy, I thought it would be funnier. It’s just pathetic.

Lioness
Lioness

“Nasty Zombie Meats” that is f’ing hilarious

Piscean Closed For Renovation
Piscean Closed For Renovation

lololol

Bluesky
Bluesky

apropos!

didn’t even believe you at first (sorry!) but then veritable tsunami of men

now what

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

His manager is being held for ransom and he is running from phone booth to phone booth as instructed…

Guys, no that is not a man purse…it’s a phone book! They hang down offa the phone a ma bob…if there even are phone “booths” anymore…

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

Are there even mailboxes anymore like the one behind him in the picture??

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Oh… a “phone book” :8O: Actually in usable condition by the booth… so retro.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Oh my googly eyes didn’t work, above.

leogroover
leogroover

men emote? what is this devillment? I am scheming up a d & m sess with the Lusty and he might emote? that would ruin it all.
ex’s I can handle but emoting moon in aqua man? is that possible? i can’t talk I’ve been wanting to emote for months but my aqua rising has been shutting me down. I gotta be a brave pussycat and just do it. i’m just asking for one thing and see how it goes.

So when a man emotes which planet does it come from? or is that a really stoopid question?

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

I emote and have even been told that I’m too emotional. But then again I was told this by an Sun/Merc/Venus Aqua, so they trump my Aqua moon. And the fact that my chart is 40% water is probably to blame for my emoting. So I guess I’d say that it is possible, although chances are that an Aqua moon with watery planets will emote and then turn it on its head so they’re all business and logic. Aqua moon will ice you out because even if just a moment ago they emoting their hearts into a thawed messy goo,… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

thanks CM you don’t know how helpful you are re. MIA. he is not overly watery and yes your description is spot on and well written. Haven’t had a d & m with him yet but whenever anything thorny has come up or moi has a hissy fit he shuts down and goes into his crab hole.
Thats why im going softly softly with him appealing to his leo ego to thaw his icy aqua heart.

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

THE LINK! I was not expecting that at 6am but now I’m fully awake. 😀

virgo rising
virgo rising

Looks like Taylor Lautner with a severe haircut…and what everyone is thinking is a handbag or satchel is just the phone book…

Ms.
Ms.

talking>?? Merc in scorpio
heh
As a native of the species sometimes talking is not the point yes/
I got the spanking of my life yesterday from a man I have been waiting to hit me for 2 YEARS
-dreamy sigh in a pool of girly elation-
It’s all the “communication” i need right now

Charley
Charley

NICE.

Charley
Charley

Also, truth. From another Scorp Merc native, the most intense communication I’ve had recently was impossible to describe and involved no words.

Ms.
Ms.

its the hook that baits the fish :0

Ms.
Ms.

ha! that was meant to be a wink but i seem to be the victim of freudian emotocon slip..

Virgoan One
Virgoan One

OMG yes, crazy man on the ferry last night, senior gentleman today.
What will tomorrow bring I wonder?

mollybloom
mollybloom

well, I’ve just finished watching Lars Von Trier’s “Antichrist”:
can’t think of a better expression of mercury in scorpio!

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

He is my new accountant.

He does not use mobile phone as he is from the future.

He is a Taurus.

He is on the phone to ask me if i would like him to bring me over some hot chips or organic red wine to have while we go over my recepits.

He is telling me has found a way to make botox tax deductible.

In his bag he has a violet aura ray ioniser that destroys cellulite.

virgotigress
virgotigress

🙂

Ms.
Ms.

I love that your fantasy accountant is nearly nude and oiled up

Bluesky
Bluesky

oh darn, I thought he was real

year of the fox
year of the fox

The oil leaves stains on paperwork and receipts. But I suppose he could work on plastic tablecloths. 😀

lyouke
lyouke

Lol gold!

leogroover
leogroover

I wish all the guys in my firm looked that that TLS. I would get no work done for girly swooning and naughty thoughts of that V shape muscle jsut above his speedos or budgie smugglers as we call them in oz.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Adore! Want! Leo accounting accoutremont must-have!

scorpionic
scorpionic

so does anyone know who this fella is?

ps loving the scorpio in mecury xox

The Virgo librarian
The Virgo librarian

Not i, but if it was an astro gaga what sign is he – id say he is a leo sun with jupiter in taurus on MC, with venus and lilith in pisces on ascendant, NN conjunct pluto and moon and merc in scorpio on his descendant.

The Virgo librarian
The Virgo librarian

no, make that taurus sun conjunct jupiter on MC. leo mars.

Meowmix
Meowmix

he looks like mr kim kardashian (kris humphries)…

who, mystic would be thrilled to know, is an aquarian 😉

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

Why, yes indeed! And it’s not even Mercury retrograde, but several popped out of nowhere. Including the sweet Libra Sun/Moon . . who has Mercury/Venus in Scorp square his Mars in Leo, so obviously having a Venus and Mars return triggered by the current astro. He is extremely religious, so I never thought he would be so adventurous. He was talking earnestly of the upcoming hajj, all the while laying with me, the she-devil, seemingly impervious to the obvious disconnect between the words and the actions.

The Virgo librarian
The Virgo librarian

Your last sentence is poetry/ a poem.

davidl
davidl

Religious and horny often go together. It’s usually just Puritan Christians that get confused. She-devil, I like that, can I refer to you as that from now on ? Please ?

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

You get that davidl?! about religious and horny?? Neptune and Mars are (loosely) conjunct in Scorpio in my 12th house and there’s just something about being naked and talking about religion that gives me a charge. Your Mercury is on my Venus, so I think it’s absolutely appropriate for you to call me she-devil 😛

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

*correction, your Mercury is opposite my Venus.

davidl
davidl

My merc 0 degree Aries , your Venus then is 30 libra ?
By the way I loved your lover story…my mums family are from Iraq and her brother was a religious man, though there was that time I had to get him out of bed to go to synagogue…his girlfriends, yes girlfriendssss, were none to happy to be woken. As a 17 year old it he played a big role in my moral development, hehe…x

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

Venus is 0 Libra. That’s a funny story – I’m sure he was just instructing them in the way of the Torah, right??

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

and I don’t mean to say anything offensive..

mountaingirl
mountaingirl

I am feeling really emotional and fragile and trying to process some deep realisations from the weekend. easily overwhelmed with ordinary existence though and mostly failing to stay calm and serene after a weekend camping at a women’s camp – despite my best intentions.
could that be all that intense scorping action? i have moon in leo – so i guess merc and venus are squaring my moon…..could that explain it???

The Virgo librarian
The Virgo librarian

What are you doing to me posting that beautiful image Mystic? And, is he standing in LA or Beverly Hills (palm trees? and newspaper stand thingy in b/ground, but that church..?)? … where is that?? Today, my day just keeps getting better. It started at a 4/10 and now I’m floating on a bliss-attack of inner peace due to that meditation last night and this morn – wellbeing effects have kicked-in. Thank you Sweetpea for your comment a few days ago about asking your inner teachers to help you with a bully situation. Reading that – I thought I’ve got… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Is that a dinky little man bag he’s carrying? Who is he calling? I’m desperate to know what the conversation is. I hope he’s wearing shoes.

Andromeda
Andromeda

He’s calling his manager and cursing him out for dropping him off at the WRONG shoot location? With only a spare pair of speedo’s…

The Virgo librarian
The Virgo librarian

But what is he holding in his other hand?

Or is that joined to the telephono box? (I need multi-focal prescription glasses but they haven’t arrived yet so i can’t see – but my psychic eye is working overtime).

Andromeda
Andromeda

Is this Thor? aka Smiley Virus’s BF’s older bro?

The Virgo librarian
The Virgo librarian

No I don’t think so.

(do you need glasses too A?)

Andromeda
Andromeda

Maybe new ones… I thought he was carrying a man bag shaped like a cow-bell.

The Virgo librarian
The Virgo librarian

It does look like a cow bell.

Maybe he’s a Taurus who has lost his way?
A bull that got out from behind the electric fence i.e, subtext could be that he lost all sense of usual boundaries and now wanders the streets of Beverly near downtown LA looking for his Scorpio hero/heroine to come rescue him.

Bet he’s not wearing shoes – he may have Venus in Pisces.

???

The Virgo librarian
The Virgo librarian

This pic could easily be a great astro-gaga!

The Virgo librarian
The Virgo librarian

I fuqwing can’t stop looking at the picture now – like that Radiohead song.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Oh Andie you’re killing me haha..

reference #6 on the urban dic http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cowbell

Soz, am being juvenile but is the first thing I thought of.

The Virgo librarian
The Virgo librarian

Haha brilliant FA

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

It’s the gift bag (for real guests only) he swiped from an empty front row seat at his first and last fashion week gig. They over-oiled him pre-entrance and he slipped off the stage onto Heidi Klum’s moccasinlettos. He fled, with gift bag, before Anna Wintour could take a lighter to his sprawled flammable thigh.

Ms.
Ms.

love it! stolen fashion week gift bag and model oil stained moccasinletto

Maybe its like a modern day venice beach “rockyhorror?” escaped from his masters lair

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Rocky, indeed! But in the remake this bit of dialogue is said over crossed-wires and cell phones:

Dr. Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
Dr. Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]

Ms.
Ms.

ah I love you lex. just spat out my tea xxx

Meowmix
Meowmix

for men it’s called a ‘SATCHEL’ 😉
(the hangover)

Libraquarius
Libraquarius

Gotta say this guy looks a damned sight better in mini-speedos than Abbott in speedos.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Should we vote him in?

The Virgo librarian
The Virgo librarian

he doesn’t need to be voted in anywhere. he is already in.

Lioness
Lioness

Yes he is

davidl
davidl

No he’s not..betwixed the cup and the lip. His own bastardry will see him undone, Uranus in Aries will make sure of that.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

dl, we’re talking about the man in speedos ABOVE. Hush your meanness… i’m voting THIS specimen PM.

Abb can join the far queue.

davidl
davidl

Oh, yes, him, not Tony, fine…anyone but Tony x

Ms.
Ms.

lol. not a hard competition there though. most people look better in speedos x

rah rah ram
rah rah ram

Oh my GOD yes- started last Wednesday nite, does that count? Two interesting expressions of love in 12 hrs, interesting since one was confessional from years ago of unrequited love and the other was a student from a class….. which I was taking to repair my ailing (failing?) marriage…. thought I was “vibing” which was worrying me (still trying to fix relationship) but glad to know its in the stars (as it always is)…. must say this lil ram has enjoyed the attention though!

Piscean Closed For Renovation
Piscean Closed For Renovation

I was going to comment on the other post below, then realised there were 141 comments, so I though ‘stuff it I’ll go where no man or woman has gone before and comment on THIS one ” 😀 anyhoo, I have actually suspended my facebook account, temporarily, until I can control my slight addiction to it. Plus a giant workload and its vast ability to eat my time is not a good combination. Also good for less stalking. Having said that I would be secretly *thrilled* t hear from a couple of divine AWOL male, er, friends, but only the… Read more »

Piscean Closed For Renovation
Piscean Closed For Renovation

haha deleted MORE than 2000 emails. > not < !

Ms.
Ms.

lots of people I know have done that so they can get things done. I need mine atm but yes clear the inbox clear the road keep on the mission lovely..

fallen angel
fallen angel

Good on yah about Crackbook. Well, I have a policy, of sorts. I do NOT friend Lovers. I do not see the point. If you are my lover then clearly, we are beyond friends.. or so the theory goes. But really it’s because I KNOW that if I had access to your wall, I would’ve extrapolated your exact location like I was part of an MI-6 hit team or worse, honed in on those dubious other “friends” leaving you flirty comments. Goddess only knows wot next. Also, I do not wish to make myself suffer unnecessarily when my love interest… Read more »

Taurean Alchemist
Taurean Alchemist

I’m the same Angel – not a big fan of friending the ex. I won’t even be ‘friends’ with a potential lover (not too many of those around these days)

but the astro of the mo does explain, somewhat, why CUB aka The Stupid Man has been texting/calling – asking me out, asking if we can ‘kiss and make up’ *shudder*.

fallen angel
fallen angel

TA, are yo Ser-eee-yuuus???? (Note the Bon Qui Qui Accent, see reference below). This has me wanting yell – Sec-ore-etay, Sec-ore-etay! Am soz, but holy hecate, if I were there I’d be so donning the steel toe boots, and rubbing up the vaseline on my neck & knees ready for a rumble. Is he insane?? Yes, that’s rhetorical. Beyond shudder. Soz, moment of righteous rage there on your behalf, but yes, the whole Crackbook thing sets up an entire set of qualifiers. i.e. when do we go Crackbook public, why is my stat coupled and yours is “it’s complicated”..etc etc… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

Gosh soz, I didn’t realize the link would show up like that.. oops

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