The usual Mercury Retro-Bat s.n.a.f.u.s with a sugar-high Leo edge of crypto-hysteria: Someone was at the hairdresser with their ex three seats down talking loudly on the phone to her girlfriend ABOUT the Ex. Cue scene. Will Ex come back to them when Mercury is Direct and do i think that their vibe the ex aroused by scene is correct?
Someone whose blowdryer blew up whilst they were doing Tarot cards to ask about some guy fancying her or not: Is this an omen?
Should someone who hears that their Ex has put on 1000 kilograms send them a snarky note re this given that the person in question once tried to curse them?
It is all a bit Spanish soap opera-esque. Like Almodovar on Space Dust. Seriously.
One thing for sure; Saturn in Libra is whispering restraint in relationships (i mean as in conduct, not bondage, not with the current Mars situation) and Neptune + Mercury weirding means you just suspend or release all expectation for the now. There is no clarity. We have to all go with the flow, read Rumi and not make complete dicks of ourselves.
Should you make a scene/confess whatever/do Voodoo/e-stalk your Ex/hire an escort to make someone jealous/get hair extensions down to your ankles/marry a mermaid/clone yourself via eBay equipment?
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