When Neptune Is Your Relationship Counsellor

I can’t actually recall the last time Mercury was Retrograde in Leo but my in-box has NEVER been like it is now.

The usual Mercury Retro-Bat s.n.a.f.u.s with a sugar-high Leo edge of crypto-hysteria:  Someone was at the hairdresser with their ex three seats down talking loudly on the phone to her girlfriend ABOUT the Ex. Cue scene. Will Ex come back to them when Mercury is Direct and do i think that their vibe the ex aroused by scene is correct?

Someone whose blowdryer blew up whilst they were doing Tarot cards to ask about some guy fancying her or not: Is this an omen?

Should someone who hears that their Ex has put on 1000 kilograms send them a snarky note re this given that the person in question once tried to curse them?

It is all a bit Spanish soap opera-esque. Like Almodovar on Space Dust. Seriously.

One thing for sure; Saturn in Libra is whispering restraint in relationships (i mean as in conduct, not bondage, not with the current Mars situation) and Neptune + Mercury weirding means you just suspend or release all expectation for the now. There is no clarity. We have to all go with the flow, read Rumi and not make complete dicks of ourselves.

Should you make a scene/confess whatever/do Voodoo/e-stalk your Ex/hire an escort to make someone jealous/get hair extensions down to your ankles/marry a mermaid/clone yourself via eBay equipment?

Nuh.

 

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Kimmy
Kimmy

I Love this post, MM. Thank you! It’s really got me thinking about the King of the Sea. For example, how cool is this? Neptune was at 25 degrees of Aquarius when discovered Sept 23, 1846, exactly conjunct Saturn at 25 degrees Aqua. Talk about Saturn bringing something into manifestation! And the big thing, the same year we find Neptune, the word anesthesiais coined. Perfect. I’m researching humane societies for my panel on animals as healers and totems in literature (At the Byron Bay Writer’s Festival this weekend) and suddenly wondered about Neptune. Black Beauty, for example, was first published… Read more »

numoon
numoon

LIKE!

Savannah
Savannah

Had a beautiful catch up with Leonic ‘friend’. Laying on cool sand of river bed, under a ghost gum, cattle & wildlife in background, sun starting to set. It’s all burned in my memory, maybe his too. Do men notice these things?

Libra Sun Aqua Moon
Libra Sun Aqua Moon

hardest mercury retrograde ever!!! I have been picked up from my fab life and plonked down in this hell of a past life I used to have. Old job (that I was doing five years ago), with similar people (from five years ago) and now have a romantic sitch (exactly the same as five years ago). I have seriously been put back into my old life… where is me ? I almost hope this IS merc retrograde so that it will be over soon! Nitpickingly counting the days until August 26th? But is it right to say from around the… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

MM I can’t believe peeps would email you direct with that stuff. Maybe you could set up a side business for lost/ wayward/ deranged souls. Just a blog where peeps can let it out with no response . like a cyber counselling couch but you are not actually in the room. You just provide the venue and a hot buff virgo boy online receptionist.

Bluesky
Bluesky

such a head for bizness

Lioness
Lioness

Being stalked by a Leo from 20 years ago which oddly enough, led me to end a very long relationship yesterday. Am just OVER it. Was pretty calm about the end though but I always am. Had dreams of battles all night – not normal for me, I usually have such lovely dreams.

Charley
Charley

Seem to have hit Mercury retro running with all kinds of weird crap/situations flaring up, drinking Damiana tea to try and calm down. Dreaming almost exclusively about tornadoes and extreme weather!

Always feel behind on my MM blog reading/commenting these days, miss it.

jumpin in
jumpin in

“Should you make a scene/confess whatever/do Voodoo/e-stalk your Ex/hire an escort to make someone jealous/get hair extensions down to your ankles/marry a mermaid/clone yourself via eBay equipment” lmfao …. awesome wordsmithing with a great message, not lost on this reader ( my dilemma is more the “been an amazing woman in face of gormless worm of ex-husband finally trotting out suspected worker [who went above and beyond the call of duty, and presumably her work contract] post settlement and divorce was finalised, and let the 8 year and 10 year old kids announce it” to “avenging woman” , it was… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

love it Jump. The phone has been called a WMD on this site but an EVD? beautiful.
Grace under pressure you are and lots of breathing and venting here. We are all with you Junp . You know wind beneath your wings kinda thing.

jumpin in
jumpin in

🙂 feelin the lift and soar … things have settled (well kinda) and glad I voted for grace vs gritty OTT reaction

Ms.
Ms.

mystic you crack me up. i love this shot xx

Little Joey
Little Joey

Retro mercury in Leo destroying my good sh!t……. the cat spewed all over an expensive upholstered chair…. boyfriend didn’t clean it, he just casually mentioned it to me after I got home (very late)….. how dopey can you get…. he said he just forgot….. I wanted to kill him…. or punch him in the face

(He is massaging my feet as I type this….. so I guess it’s not all bad)

Ms.
Ms.

lol

davidl
davidl

Currently have pluto sextiling neptune, nept trine Mars. Feeling good about love and substances right now, dreaming my head off and occasionally looking lovingly at the ‘blue pyramid trips’ given to me as a gift, quietly sitting there now for 6 months untouched but with sooo much potential….hmmm……merc retro in leo, pfft, can see it all around me but its not about me or causing me any grief. Have been a shoulder to cry on though for a few friends who are totally spazzing out. I’m so un leo in so many ways, scattered leo energy just makes me laugh… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

O damn, David, you have really made me want to go to a light & sound
show with that stuff that makes you all loving, peaceful, tolerant and wanting
to dance the night away into the dawn under the effects of the Blue Pyramids.
It’s on my bucket list 🙂

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

I am at the point where I type something (facebook, email, blog reply) then hit delete-delete-delete instead of Enter. it’s great. All started when I got tired of my own whingeing in this blog.

shell
shell

I like those phases.

Venus a-go-go
Venus a-go-go

A) just had a 4 hour nap during the day (early shift) and dreamt that there were giant cows in the ocean, instead of whales, that I had to put up these guests in someone else house and thatsome one wasn’t too please about it. Then I discovered that my brother married my cousin, without telling anyone. I discovered by some mean child, who made me put the wedding photos in an album. I then went and found him and just quietly told him off about not telling me and we talked whilst doing an intricate dance. B) I feel… Read more »

mrcreosote
mrcreosote
mrcreosote
mrcreosote

and FWIW, it’s amazing what a determined couple of weeks away from Facebook can do to quell stalkerish impulses.

goldenfleece
goldenfleece

bonjour mrcreosote,
i heard his father is the artist who created the art on this , bestie a big fan and recently ”filled me in” , if you’re in sydney, he’s having a show at the opera house soon, with an animated film too.

http://www.sydneyoperahouse.com/whatson/gotye.aspx?gclid=CNzg5cb7tKoCFc4kpAodflBP7Q&start=yes

Lucy
Lucy

Why get in touch with exes anyway.

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

well I have Neptune retrograding over my Descendant. There’s a couple of exes I’d happily get in touch with for a little retro-action right now… ill advised as that may be…

andromeda
andromeda

But are any of them Taurean?

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Unfortunately NO. Never done a Taurean, but did share a bed with a hunky straight one for a number of weeks (long story), and ever since have felt an almost urgent need to try that again, but with a gay one, and naked, etc…

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

All only in the name of astrological resource though, right? 🙂

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

*research

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

But of course! It is vital research. And you know what they say… the 9th house does come after the 8th house…

Pegasus
Pegasus

To get even?

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

just a little memory lay, I mean, lane

andromeda
andromeda

Dreamt I was about to help an earthbound young man realise he was dead – he kept opening and closing doors around him in distress. But then the owner of the house woke up from the noise and went to the bathroom and walked right through the ghost. The ghost got freaked and disappeared. I was so frustrated as he was a very unhappy young man with burns on his face. In a half waking state with a toddler crawling on my head I was trying to go back to the dream to help him… ah well. I suppose Neptune… Read more »

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

chills….

andromeda
andromeda

No sweetie it’s all good! He is a lost person, not a bad one.
The bad ones are a bit creepy though. I don’t visit my Nanna’s holiday house much as there is a naughty one there. Won’t go yet, it’s happy causing trouble, annoying.

Pegasus
Pegasus

OOOha, Andy, your’e a scarin’ me!
There is a great song by The Atlantic Rythmn Section
(ARS as known to fans) called ‘Spooky’.
Have a listen on You-Tube, it’s a hot song you would like it 🙂

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

oh, not bad chills..just supernatural chills.

cancirca
cancirca

This is scariest blog post title I have ever seen.

Champagnebearing Aquarian
Champagnebearing Aquarian

LOL!

shell
shell

But Mermen are not off limits though
🙂

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Anyone trying to marry THIS mermaid has chosen a task of mythic proportions.

Champagnebearing Aquarian
Champagnebearing Aquarian

“There is no clarity. We have to all go with the flow, read Rumi and not make complete dicks of ourselves.”

LOL 😀 I heart you & your advice Mystic!

Inger
Inger

Seven degrees Leo 7th, Virgo intercepted—-so many old exs of all kinds—just callin’ to say Hi!! Very interesting times…Neptune retro in first, always been psychic, but we are talking AMPLIFIED now..as long as I pay attention an awesome positive flow keeps coming my way, very awesome!
And extremely greatful!!!!

Pegasus
Pegasus

Neptune 3 degress from mid-heaven. Just checked the astro of that
and the moon close by both on left side 10th house in Libra…..ooops
re addictions 🙂 but excellent omens for my work which does involve
trance like states of altered conciousness, art and environment.

Pegasus
Pegasus

My favourite Neptunian Substance just HAS to be the Ocean preferably
calm lagoons or wild surf.
Guess the mind altering substances from the 60’s & 70’s were a type of
‘surfing’ and definatly entailed test-piloting. ‘Here Pegs, new batch-top designer,
tell us what you think’. The first one’s always free.

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

same here, Pegs. The other night my escape was a drive down to the coast for a ferry ride to a remote coastal town and back. Bliss.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Inchy, water is soo sexy sensual.
Especially floating spreadeagle in salt water.

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

Gawd, Pegs, just the way you describe it is about to make me bolt from my desk and head back down to the coast. Stop. Don’t. Stop. Don’t. 🙂

davidl
davidl

Hi Pegs,
You reminded me of that Cheech and Chong movie when Cheech swallows something he finds in the car , Chong turns around stares at him and says, wow man, you just took more LSD than anyone in the world has ever taken…the look on Cheechs face is classic…you had to be there x

Pegasus
Pegasus

David darlin’ I WAS THERE!

You didn’t read the story of my boiling the frozen peas
that had 20 trips hidden in them?

davidl
davidl

my god that would be ..intergalactic !! a touch of mint sauce, mmm, perfeto !

Pegasus
Pegasus

BG, read today about it being either to the left or right
of MH having different effects. There is lack of water in my natal
chart which i thought could be responsible for my water fetish (or maybe
it’s the cosmic O’s i have in spas when the jets hit my sacrum).

Gemini 1001
Gemini 1001

hahahahahaha Brilliant again Mystic…:-)…

In fact I find the cosmos is giving me a whole lot of ‘fuq u, I can do it’ energy and clarity that i haven’t felt in ages!!!!!!!!!!!

Gemini sun, taurus rising, moon in Sagg… dont know enough to know if i’m meant to be benefitting from this little cosmo collapse but im loving it!!!

xxxxx

leogroover
leogroover

me too Gem. totally gunning it at work. Got a million things happening, coming together, boss is oking everything, the seas are parting, on fire. Loving leo the vibe.

Savannah
Savannah

Same here, mastering my little universe with the same gusto. Who’s got time to over react, drama queen etc. Fuq that, pull back and observe & LEARN.

sassy
sassy

Shiiiit….. current transits…. solar return, lunar return, venus over sun and moon, moon over venus in mars….. all in 5th house……… TOO LATE…..
oh boohoo

sassy
sassy

and mercury wizzing around on mercury… 🙁

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo

Happy Birthday kid.

hippychic
hippychic

Laughing hysterically – as in dictionary meaning
“state of uncotrolled panic, anger or excitement”

THanks Mystic had a good laugh, but am feeling rather unstable today :80:

hippychic
hippychic

mmm fuq $%$## haven’t done one of those for a while

80

hippychic
hippychic

😯

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

Merc retro on my Desc – hahaha that makes sense. Love that just as MM said, echoes of late 2009 to early 2010 (Mars retro in Leo) would happen with this Merc retro in Leo, are happening for me. That was the French Kataka era. Toro bf has same build and looks *air rising, fire venus* – super tall but muscular and masculine in a very sexy way (not bulky, model thin), with broad shoulders and a kind and caring nature. Same perfect olive skin and other things i’d rather not go into. *sigh* things are so good – must… Read more »

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

sorry, i think she said … until mid 2010.

GeorgeSand
GeorgeSand

Oh geez it’s all so delirious 🙂

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

Yes, right, so nothing in the general astro-weirding of August can top that the Mars to Uranus to Pluto will have as its focal point my lovely Libra Moon. I have no idea what to expect.

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

Stalking always just confirms that I made the right decision.

numoon
numoon

I know! But it still makes me feel like a low-aqua dick, hate that it implies I have nothing better to do, ho-hum.
Does anyone e-stalk friends, not exes, from times past? Does that count? That also makes me feel like a brute.

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

thank god my crzy ass behavior last night went completely unknown about….holy goddess thank you.

Bluesky
Bluesky

Si

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

I was not alone???
my venus at 0 degree virgo. so of course love related. he slept right through it…big deep wonderful sighs.

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

oh goodness gracious…totally forgot that neptune is in opposition to my natal venus right now. But instead of being delusioned my romance, I am all fired up and looking for the worst around every corner. GET a grip girl.

Bluesky
Bluesky

Si 🙂

Venus 7 degrees Virgo

Wishing I was in a space dust Almodovar soap opera (and I might be)

aqualala
aqualala

All right then, I’ll try to restrain myself. I don’t make scenes, I’ll never confess, voodoo is too spooky, there’s no dignity in hiring escorts, my hair is suddenly fabulous . . . but the e-stalking is SO hard to resist.

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

Merc went retro in Leo? I thought this one was going to be in Virgo. Eek! Leo is way more intimidating, somehow. Big showy public screw-ups rather than little annoying nitpicky ones. (Although with Virgo’s health aspect, maybe Leo is better/easier? Guess it depends on your chart.)

I always love Mystic’s warnings about what not to do. I hadn’t been thinking about hiring an escort or marrying a mermaid before, but… 😉

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

It started in Virgo, but does most of it’s back-stepping (and retracing) in Leo. It actually started BANG on my Ascendant. Oh Joy! I madly, crazily locked in the details of a fundraising event, very diligently making sure it was locked off and on sale before the Retrograde officially started, and then, whaddya know, exactly 90 minutes after the Retrograde commenced, kapow, the whole thing feel to pieces in an instant, and in such a silly left-field Merc-Retro kinda way. So I took the Neptune-Retrograde cue and got drunk. Today, I’m just ignoring it all. Whatever, I’m sure it’ll work… Read more »

shell
shell

On champagne I hope.
Hopefully slaves will make a comeback over the next few weeks, and all the stuff ups can be delegated to them whilst us more enlightened ones laze about in sun patches.

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

hey…our ascendants are conjunct. Mine is at 3 degrees virgo(my venus is at 0 degrees).

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

And our darling Über Virgo is a 1 degree Sun-Mercury.
Speaking of which… Hey Ubes, how’d you go with the retro??

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo

.esac ni tsuj tlebtaes ym denetsaf ev’I tub ,raf os lamron sleeF

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

I hear ya

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

Lexicorn – Mercury must be thinking “Ha! thought you could sidestep my lessons, did you?”
Love your attitude. If nothing else, avoiding a merc retro conniption with a bout of Neptune escapism sounds rather fun. I’m not a drinker, but I’m sure I can find other otherworldly escape hatches to indulge in.

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

highly recommended 🙂

leogroover
leogroover

oh fuq. I have a major event next tuesday. i didn’t pick the date of course but all is ok so far. always something to go wrong at a function. Can’t plan for everything, All deets are locked away but you’ve got me worried Lex deep breathe deep breathe.

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

keeps us on our toes!

leogroover
leogroover

Thx Lex few things went a little *ahem* astray today like sackable stuff but i cruised thru it like meh!

Sassy
Sassy

With natal Merc in Leo, I realises that this is how I operate all the time. Im too much of a drama queen and that i really need to chill out sometimes and not make such a fuss. But went crazy like yelling at the Toro, and he just takes it. Did apologise thou.

Sassy
Sassy

also may have started a never ending war with the EX LIB. what the hell have i done? Only trying to hold him accountable.

Sassy
Sassy

see being dramatic yet again on MM site

leogroover
leogroover

Fight the good fight sass. Lay down your weapons when its not the good fight. As MM constantly says its no good for you Qi, skin or hair.

Sassy
Sassy

dreams very weird. All these whales had beached themselves on the shore there were thousands of them. I raced down and actually picked one up and it then turned into a alien thing.

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Neptuney-Looney Dreams! Yes! I dreamt I witnessed a mid-air collision between two airplanes, that proceeded to fall into the ocean. Amongst the dozens of us who ran down to the shore to help fish the survivors out, I was assigned Kitten Rescue duties. Yes, it appears ONE of those planes was filled with kittens!! teeny, tiny, very very newborn kittens, and there was about one hundred of them. I immediately set-up some kind of beachside laboratory in which I could attend to the darling little things, and volunteers took over responsibility for fishing them out of the water and delivering… Read more »

cetacean
cetacean

That is one bizarre dream!

shell
shell

Herding cats! Brilliant.
I have read that cats in dreams, Particulary if pets, can be seen as emotions. Leo is your 12th right?
Though also could be creative projects.
Love that you got the slaves going.

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Yes, Leo 12th and I adore cats. They are the one thing that will stop me in my tracks every time. I cannot walk past a cat without saying Hello, and they often follow me down the street. I’m like a cat whisperer. So they are very precious to me. And yes, your interp is very apt, as currently in my life I am having to make some very ruthless choices about which creative pursuits and projects I just need to drop, let die, and focus on nurturing those that are working for me… So all very apt. Good thing… Read more »

shell
shell

Cool re the survival rate

not enough hot men who love cats in the world *sigh*

Given you’re procrastinating, you should google something like ‘pictures of hot men and their cats’, there is a website dedicated to it

And no, minds out of the gutter, it is cats.

shell
shell

Cool re the survival rate. Cull with certainty then hey.

Given you’re procrastinating, you should google something like ‘pictures of hot men and their cats’, there is a website dedicated to it

And no, minds out of the gutter, it is cats.

shell
shell

iPhones ….

andromeda
andromeda

Super odd dreams and a bit similar, B-Gem? You have the low down?

Gemini rising Gemini
Gemini rising Gemini
Sassy
Sassy

good stuff. Channeling huh? Very cool..

Charley
Charley

Oooh thanks for this, I had a period of intense dreams about killer whales and it felt like something that was very symbolic or meaningful but I wasn’t sure why or what.

plutonic gem
plutonic gem

Hey sassy, I dreamt of whales early this morning. But they were dolphin whales, looked like orcas, except almost animated. But they were upside down and staring me in the eye. It felt like a strong connection.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Wow. This is all very drama queenie. Definitely a less boring Merc Retro than the ones of yore.

Neptunian love advise: does this explain my sudden urge to think LSD or any mind altering substance of “psycho-spiritual” value is THE best route to solving most problems? Hmm.

davidl
davidl

hello angel, high priestess of kataka, love the avatar xxx

Pegasus
Pegasus

Well my Angel of the Fall, i still kinda believe that about psychotropics
even neurotropics & psychodelics, or leaving the country on the first flight
out to Elsewhere, as a problem solving solutions 🙂

leogroover
leogroover

absoulutley FA where too much excess is never enuf in Leo love time. I know Im meant to be serene as but no can do, its friday almost yay yay

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