Far fuqing out, it’s like everything is shifting into Virgo all of a sudden. First Venus, now the Sun, soon the New Moon, Mercury and then flipping Mars in Virgo for eight centuries or – okay – months but it won’t exactly fly by now will it? Soon this Baccarat crystal tumbler of Black Pearl limited edition cognac will be a something eco-glass full of ionized spring water with chlorophyll and i’ll be back in bloody birkies, working 24-7, doing yoga instead of unsuitable lovers, what can be measured can be managed…you’ll find me in the gluten-free aisle. Art? Who needs empty chatter, pretentious calories and warm chardonnay at gallery openings when one has an exfoliation fetish?
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