Oh how i love this film and doesn’t Jon Hamm just totally NAIL a certain kind of guy?
Anyway, it’s time for the inaugural Astrological Bad Sex Awards.
All you have to do is relay an anecdote involved bad sex and with the signs and/or transit involved.
Pluto transits are renowned for general merde but with usually good sex; it’s odd.
I tend to attribute bad sex phases to Saturn (spreadsheets, dieting, budgeting, worrying don’t make even a Virgo orgasmic) but you never know, Neptune can derange peeps enough.
Keep it clean please: i don’t want search engines deeming me a smut site.
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