“They’re All Scorpios…”

Filed in Moon Signs, Virgo

Paz De La Huerta Muse MagazineDunno why but i don’t warm to Boardwalk Empire actress Paz De La Huerta as I do to some other actors…you know how it is. But she does give colorful interviews (The Ghost of Elvis gave her an orgasm etc) and they tend to involve a lot of astro references.

Two examples:

You do seem to attract the enmity of many women.
Women have said the most malicious, disgusting things about me. But I know that when somebody comments about you, good or bad, it is 99 percent of the time their projection of how they feel about themselves. Even my own sister treats me worse than somebody would treat a rat. She actually likes rats, so worse than that.

Is your sister older or younger?
Older. Even when I was in my womb she used to punch my mother’s stomach.

Oh, my God, you’re kidding me.
She did not want me born. I’m working on my relationship with my mother and father, but my upbringing has been very destructive. They’re all Scorpios — my mother, my father and my sister.

New  York Times

We proceed to her astrologer. She is a svelte six-foot-tall woman who operates out of a musty room at the corner of Bowery and Delancey. “You were definitely Marilyn Monroe in a past life,” she tells Paz. “You have a Venus in Libra. I wish I had a Venus in Libra. The best thing is to have a Venus in Libra. Second best is Venus in Taurus.”

“What does that mean, again?” Paz asks.

“You are totally capable of creating your entire reality, but you are also capable of destroying everything. It’s a very vulnerable position, but all the greatest actors have it.”

New York Magazine

My Thoughts On This:

* Women who constantly complain about mysteriously attracting the enmity of other women are usually narcissistic bitches. It is rarely because of the complainers unbearable hotness.

* “They’re all Scorpios…” Wow. Paz is a Virgo. With Moon-Mars-Uranus in Saggo, hence the quotability. She has Saturn in Scorpio. Sometimes we hate the peeps who are our Saturn sign. Still, i think Scorpio mother, father and sister is overdoing the karma somewhat. You think?

* An astrologer who says they can tell from your chart exactly who you were in a past life needs to sober up or lay off the hooch. I mean, seriously?  I LOVE the “definitely.”

* Venus in Libra IS good and so is Venus in Taurus. As these are the signs Venus RULES. You could also say Venus in Pisces is “the best thing” as Venus is exalted there. But i don’t know how this svelte six foot astrologer in the musty room gets that Venus in Libra could create entire realities but then destroy everything.  Is Venus in Libra  now Kali? Shiva?

Your Thoughts?

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guesty-guest
guesty-guest

What’s her Rising sign?? Cool site,enjoy reading it! 😉

Anon
Anon

She hasn’t had her saturn return yet.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

What Scorpio mother would allow her daughter to punch her in the belly AT ANY TIME, let alone when she is with child???

Paz, MY BULLSHIT DETECTOR JUST WENT OFF, CHILD.

Joan
Joan

l don’t know what is it with her, l have seen her in Enter the Void a weird me out disturbing film anyhow, but l’m sure if someone else would have played the role, the film would have been different…when l saw this picture l kind of felt it was her…l googled her name and yes there she is.. She has a disgusting vibe about her l can’t explain 😕 like HUH?? What is going on here? l don’t have this with any other actrices or women…She makes me feel sick! l react very strong to this person. Venus libra/taurus… Read more »

davidl
davidl

you may have just proven her point…what your saying is that you have an irrational dislike for her, can’t pinpoint it ? She might get this a lot.

selkie
selkie

Look, the interviewer told her that other women hate her and she responded. I defy anyone under the age of 80 to react with perfect aplomb and the wisdom of ages when someone tells you that everyone thinks you are a bitch and celebrities get a mountain of eviscerating shit published about them on a daily basis, it’s horrible, so demeaning. I don’t know why we take this as acceptable, it diminishes everyone. Unless the woman has recently invaded Grenada or stolen workers’ pension funds I’m inclined to think she is middling to ok like the rest of us.

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

Le gasp! I am a Leo and would never behave this way. Not classy at all, and this Leo wants to be admired, not ridiculed for always making a fuss and playing victim. Such immaturity as this girl’s displaying is not dignified.

And a Leo would never lie about their birthday because they’re proud to be the majestic lion. 😀

Bluesky
Bluesky

Who can tell what she looks like with that thumb in her mouth?

No clue who she is. I guess I don’t get out much. But she doesn’t vibe Monroe to me. Though she DoES vibe addiction. For that, I feel bad for her.

SourPatch
SourPatch

I’m an offbeat loner who has been persecuted by BOTH sexes for legitt reasons and I cannot take anyone who is sucking their thumb seriously. When someone starts off with the ol’ “Women hate me because they’re jealous….” line, I immediately start tuning out.

SourPatch
SourPatch

Sorry, I meant that I feel I *have* more legitt reasons to complain about scrutiny than women like this Ms.Paz. Ugh.

plutonic gem
plutonic gem

There does seem to be a ‘type’ of woman whom don’t like the company of women, and then the similar reasons for it. I don’t relate because I practically ONLY get along well with women and some men usually gay or uber alternative men, as in they do.t get into the gender thing, not many. I wish it wasn’t this way, but I find most men boring, or dominating in their interesting monologues. And aside from this dynamic with men, I love women, they are intellectually interesting, funny, caring, compelling, fast, multi-dimensionaland gorgeous. So when a woman says to me… Read more »

Uncool virgo
Uncool virgo

Plutonic Gem that is so true about the story telling thing! Never thought of it like that.

Ms.
Ms.

totally all for gender rehab!!!

roadhouse41
roadhouse41

This is seems to be a case of a journalist seriously burning an actress she can’t stand with a carefully crafted environment of detail. In five years Ms. De La Huerta will resurrect this clipping, wonder how she could be so dumb, and hope like hell her children never see it.

queenofthejungle
queenofthejungle

Thanks, Mystic, for calling out yet another crank astrologer — they’re the ones who give us a bad name. Astrologers are not psychics! They shouldn’t be predicting the future or telling about past lives! We can map out a range of possibilities for a given transit, or advise on timing of a particular event, but these are different skills entirely.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Venus in Scorpio…..I am jealous at times….and other women are jealous of me as well.

T
T

I once read a really long profile of her in…some magazine I don’t remember, and oh man, it was the most hilarious thing ever. She’s a hot mess. TOTAL narcissist, and very juvenile as well. I can’t stand people who treat others like crap and then try to play the victim.

I have Venus in Libra, and yeah, creating realities? What? Where do celebs find these kooks?

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

I actually know a Virgo sun/Venus in Libra that’s a bit like this. Likes to play the “woe is me” card, always complaining that her family (her mom in particular) is cruel to her, and not to mention that she can be catty as hell. Doesn’t seem to like other women very much.

Not attractive at all, if you ask me.

BlackStarAries
BlackStarAries

I love that you are astrologer busting, Mystic.

Love it.

Debunk!

aqualala
aqualala

Sounds as if she doesn’t like other women.

Anon
Anon

Well, she IS sucking her thumb. Explains everything.

Lil' Ren
Lil' Ren

I get a hot mess vibe from this article…what is it with Virgos lately?

Sylvia, you're such a gas
Sylvia, you're such a gas

You’re right. The crazy behaviour, off-colour comments and puffy features also point to ALCOHOL ABUSE. Yes, I know, projecting or ‘If you spot it, you got it’. I know I got it, that is what makes it so easy to see in others.

Bright
Bright

A girl in my class a term ago used to complain that women didn’t like her because, you know, they’re catty, only talk about girly things (and she was totally uninterested in that, natch), and guys just understand her better. Also, she was totally successful and women hate successful women.

The reasons why I didn’t like her? She was selfish, incredibly rude without apology, and obnoxious.

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

I’m dealing with this exact scenario right now. Funny how it’s usually women who claim to get along better with men that’re the bitches. I like being friends with both women and men, and usually am better friends with women. So I don’t understand why there has to be all this cattiness (and from the women who claim that OTHER women are the ones who’re catty. No, it’s you!) I hate when I’m meeting a girl for the first time and she tells me “I don’t get along with girls.” Then I wonder why she’s even talking to me, AND… Read more »

Bright
Bright

I don’t spend time with women who claim to not get along with women. If half the population supposedly doesn’t get along with you, you’re usually the problem; I don’t buy the whole bit about how women are especially cruel to one another. It’s a blanket statement that perpetuates the idea that women need to be competing with one another and that they have a natural and underlying cruelty to them. Some women are jerks, some women are awesome, just like guys. The best part about that girl-from-last-term was that she announced how she didn’t get along with women after… Read more »

year of the fox
year of the fox

Let’s face it,

What do we call a man who is successful, selfish, and rude/obnoxious?

Boss.

What do we call a woman who has the same characteristics?

–a bitch!

It’s kind of funny and true.

We dismiss the same stupid behaviour in the opposite sex, because…he’s a man. But we come down hard on our own.
Doesn’t make a lot of sense to me, but i don’t have much “womanly” sense.

Bright
Bright

You may call that man boss, but I don’t.

Perhaps you come down hard on women, but I don’t. My best friends are women. The people I admire the most are women. Your issues with women are not universal.

year of the fox
year of the fox

you obviously work for nice people! good on you! The rest of us who have at least PT positions in retail land work for jerks.

Do you want me to clap for you that your best friends are women? I don’t get it.

Bright
Bright

I’ve worked in retail. It has nothing to do with my view of a successful a-hole guy vs. a successful a-hole woman. A douchebag is a douchebag, no matter the gender.

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

What Bright said. I don’t call those men Boss, I call them assholes. Anyone who’s selfish, rude and obnoxious qualifies as an asshole/bitch in my book. Doesn’t matter what their gender is.

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

And you’re right, it doesn’t make any sense.

year of the fox
year of the fox

like i said above, you must work for some wonderfully idealistic people then. Wish i could have that luck. Alas, I do what i can.

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

It’s not really about who you have the pleasure of working for. It’s about how you perceive them, and just because a man of that particular brand is boss doesn’t mean that he’s not an asshole too.

I think what you’re trying to say is that there’s a double-standard? Which is true, and I don’t agree with it either. All I’m saying is that anyone who’s selfish and rude is a jerk, whether or not they’re a man or a woman. And I wouldn’t want either as my boss if they’re obnoxious!

🙂

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

My most horrid friendship experience was with a woman who openly told me “I compete with other women” Too bad, I was too naive to understand what she meant until she pulled a professional backstabbing on me. Now there is another woman, similar temperament, this time I politely do my best to limit our time together. My best friends are still other women – women who don’t compete with anyone, who don’t hold back their best advice. Emotional security is a wonderful asset to offer in friendships. Career/your significant other/position etc grabbing females are as unattractive as similar males, for… Read more »

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

Good on you for calling her on her bullshit! It’s great when people stand up for themselves. 😀

Bright
Bright

It was really satisfying, since I had been building up to that moment for months. I’m so non-confrontational that I’ll usually just let it go, but it was time. I wasn’t mean, I wasn’t dramatic about it, I just told her firmly that she was being rude. 😛

In general though, in situations where I can leave easily, as soon as I hear “I don’t really have a lot of girl friends – they’re so catty – guys understand me better”, I’m like gurl BYE.

year of the fox
year of the fox

Marilyn Monroe? I doubt it. Is Venus in Libra powerful? I DO believe that maybe a badly aspected Venus in Libra leads people to be deluded about themselves and project it making people into awesome liars and actors. The Scorp I knew had Venus in Libra and he was a total ace at making people believe his poor little innocent “me” stories until I came along. I like to think of the phrase, “I reject your reality and substitute my own” when I think of him. Crazy mofo. She sounds boring to me. But i DO know a Virgo Sun… Read more »

Charley
Charley

Oh so true. So, very true. The lone female wolf is always a threat, no matter how nice she is. I could write a whole massive soliloquy about being hated by women but I have Venus in Libra so maybe I AM just a narcissistic bitch and then you’ll all hate me ha. Truth is, some women can be really awful to other women. I’ve most certainly been on the receiving end of that many, many, many times in my life because of the way I present myself to world. If I’m honest I’ve also been a spiky bitch when… Read more »

year of the fox
year of the fox

By any chance do you have a Scorpio Moon? I do and other astrologers have told me that’s why i have trouble relating to other women. It’s because my mother never broke me in well to female-hood.

Uncool virgo
Uncool virgo

So true about some women and the lone female wolf thing. Seen it since being separated – the classic wife comes up to husband in a nano second when seen talking to me. My long term female mates are still the same God bless ’em. But my close friends are carefully selected, lessons learnt from Saturn return years ago! Women can be horrible to other women for all different sorts of reasons. Narc/office psychopath types seem to always pick on the vulnerable or pretty or competetant ones. What always sets a personality like ‘Pez’ off is someone prettier, chicks who… Read more »

whatevs
whatevs

I have the same astro as you foxy – uranus sun + scorp moon and I used to think I didn’t like women but now I realise I just don’t like people who gossip inanely about crap I’m not interested in. So it’s not a gender thing as such.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Yes, I get that too Foxy. It’s complex isn’t it. I always liked the story of Martha and Mary in the bible, y’know, Martha complaining that Mary’s hanging out with the guys talking about about philosophy and spirituality, how come she doesn’t help with the food? Jesus tells her off etc. Am so more a Mary. But I find there are so many women who are Martha’s! They are pragmatic, uninterested in conversation and loathe abstract concepts. Maybe like you say, a moon in Scorpio is a hindrance to good relationships with women? Well I have moon in Scorp and… Read more »

Uncool virgo
Uncool virgo

I’m also more a Mary and thankfully so are my friends in my circle. But the street I used to live on were Martha’s. At neighbourhood gatherings I was so felt the odd one out – chicks on one side, me and the fellas on the other talking politics.

andromeda
andromeda

I actually have friends of both types now, I had to realise what a narcissist I was and get over myself to get along with Martha’s. They are often very grounding people. Keeping up with the Martha Jone’s is pretty impossible though.

perfectpisces
perfectpisces

venus in pisces is the best thing 😉

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

I read that first as penis in vices is the best thing. Ha!

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

lmao this is awesome.

fallen angel
fallen angel

To quote Paz, you must be “projecting” haha.. but wot an amazing picture non?

davidl
davidl

I’m getting the message..loud and clear…hehe, I likey…we could talk about astro, compare our venus in taurus experiences, get to know each other…I could sympathise with her about the destructive childhood…the mean older sister (I mean what a biatch), then once she feels like we are really connecting, I’d look into her eyes, take her thumb out of her mouth and say “has anyone told you you have a marilyn monroe ‘energy’ around you”
How do you think I’d go ?

leogroover
leogroover

You would be so in. Go bf

Nic
Nic

I pity her. Too immature to know that all her sexual allure becomes boring when she’s constantly throwing it in people’s faces.

Charley
Charley

I feel kind of massively indifferent to her, like she should be beautiful and memorable but when I see a photo of her I can’t remember who she is. She sounds pretty hideous, kind of forced wacky and dull because of it.

Plutobunny
Plutobunny

I always thought the sign on the 12th house was linked to past lifes? Didn’t think it was a venus thing. She seems a little conceited.

andromeda
andromeda

She sounds like a spoilt, insecure, immature daughter of a bunch of insufferably bo-ho chic types. I hope she doesn’t become famous too quickly for her own sake.
How lovely to have someone to be annoyed by!

I think a family of Scorpio’s would end up becoming the snakes to her Virgoan Medusa head.
And so unusual to think of a Virgo sitting on a wasp for attention, it makes me think I will never learn to accurately guess a sun sign, ever!

whatevs
whatevs

not sure why you’d want to be marilyn reborn she didn’t exactly have an easy time of it.

Ms.
Ms.

Yeh foster kid and sexually abused we all forget that bit. well the common thread here is her banging on about beauty. I have a superior past life with the hatred of other women and did you know I have the most amazing position for venus wah wah wah

Ms.
Ms.

though i do kind of sympathise with her difficult scorping

Bull with sting in tail
Bull with sting in tail

The funniest thing i can think to say is

“I’ll paz….

True now…… but in my 20’s…… i dun tink so…..

heh

Erika
Erika

The Marilyn business is laughable. Isn’t it amazing how everyone seems o think they are some kind of Marilyn come back to life. What a tragic fetish.

Libraquarius
Libraquarius

Why is it that people who are so definite about other people’s past lives always talk of famous people? Don’t they ever say: “You were Fred Bloggs who cleaned out toilets”?

Silver
Silver

Exactly LMFAO…

Not glamorous enough to capture attention I guess? LOL

Ms.
Ms.

validation issues

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

also, has anyone seen Enter The Void? that’s what i know her from. i couldn’t tell whether it was the writing or paz’s acting but i felt nothing for her emotionally. there was all this family/abandonment stuff that was supposed to be all sad but at the end of the film my boyfriend and i looked at each other were like “wow, what a dumb ho”. i think it was the writing, but she certainly didn’t help. nor did the ending scene [a holographic computer animated 10 minute long cum shot…seriously.]

fallen angel
fallen angel

I completely agree. About everything. I think Paz summarizing any comments, “good or bad” as plain projection pretty much nullifies the existence of fact and shunts everything into opinion. Mayhaps comforting for her but methinks the “mysterious” enmity has more to do with her wandering about in see thru dresses when the planets happen to align so that the paparazzi are about. The interviews are colorful sure, but hardly thought provoking and obviously a stab at more PR. Why is it so irritating? Because it’s INSULTING. Someone should just send her over to Berlusconi, methinks it would be a match… Read more »

Raché (Aqua/Tauri)
Raché (Aqua/Tauri)

my sister is a virgo, libra venus. come to think of it she’s actually a little paz-like in that she is very tall, svelte, a little nutty, a party type, pretends to not care what anyone thinks about her because in actuality she deeply does care. and takes astrology way too literally. lol

i think paz gets caught up in the moment with interviews and gets off on her not-giving-a-fuq reputation. i also either think she’s a control freak or on drugs based off how she presents herself at events/on the red carpet.

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

A close friend of mine is Venus in Libra, Scorpio sun, and she is deeply democratic to her own detriment. So unlike Marilyn.

Charley
Charley

I have that, democratic to the point of almost insanity, mine that is. The balance and fairness of Libra combined with the black and white absolute of Scorpio.

Jess
Jess

best part is… I have no f*cking idea who she is!

leogroover
leogroover

me too jess. totally obliv and loving it

Little Joey
Little Joey

Me too! I had no idea who she was, however my Googlistic research has yeilded the following results: a)she is a d!ck and b) I totally understand why she has her mouth covered on this shot for Muse.

Brenda
Brenda

Okay, I was oblivious to her too, but had to go google after the mouth comment. lol

Curious Cancerian
Curious Cancerian

Oh and Christ Almighty… the whole time I was watching “Boardwalk Empire”, her character just made my skin crawl… that baby voice. Loved it when Kelly Macdonald gave her a dressing down in the dressing room.

Curious Cancerian
Curious Cancerian

“Women who constantly complain about mysteriously attracting the enmity of other women are usually narcissistic bitches. It is rarely because of the complainers unbearable hotness”

^^YES!!!

It’s like they think it will make men love them more or something by saying that… they’re so ‘different’ to the typical, nagging, bitchy women you so often find in this world. I really find very few things more repugnant than women who try to make themselves more appealing to the male species by dissing other females.

Jen Scorpio
Jen Scorpio

Yeah, it’s all fun and games claiming that other women are jealous of you and you have nothing in common with them etc etc. Then you realise that the majority men don’t fully empathise with all the unique trappings that come with being a women (no matter how much you say you identify with men better than women), because they aren’t women (surprise surprise). Then you realise that the other people who are best able to understand what you might be going through are……other women! Quelle horreur!

Well that’s my experience anyway.

Curious Cancerian
Curious Cancerian

hellz yeah, so true.

Andromeda
Andromeda

Yes Jen, you are on the money there!

ScorpioRising
ScorpioRising

In most cases I agree but, women can be catty and single out another woman to pick on. It depends on the group. If the only one in the group is a tomboy or eccentric she’ll be left out or visa versa.
Bullies exist and even in groups of woman unfortunately.
In her case I believe MM hit the nail on the head with this one. Most likely narcissistic personality disorder.

Tones
Tones

WORD.

Tones
Tones

I meant that specifically for C. Cancerian’s first comment, but they’re all pretty on the money. Also, that woman is on the cover of a magazine SUCKING HER THUMB. Biatch has issues, srsly.