Short Form Astro

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Only Dead Fish Follow The StreamYou know guys, that there are dozens of different transits to your chart that you can follow every day, if you want to go insane. It’s always worth drilling down to the major one or two – maybe three and just grappling with those.

Eg; for me, at the mo, it’s just non-stop Saturn (with some Jupiter oomph to keep me endorphined) and so why worry about a Ceres Return or something when i am, in fact, Saturn’s bitch. Or Saturn’s bitches gimp. Gimp’s gimp? I’ll run a spreadsheet and get back to you.

But it occurred to me that there is an even shorter form of astro then just figuring out your transits du jour. You just take your Sun Sign and go off the key planetary influences there at the mo. Only one for each sign.

So fast. So effective? Let’s see if this resonates with you guys…Here are your current Short Form Astro Delineations.

ARIES: Hyperbolically manic and restless-crazy-bats, energy fluctuations, ingenuity, can’t sit still – thank you Uranus in Aries.

JUPITER: Appetites through the roof already – that’s ALL appetites – Thing Lust, food cravings, nymphomania etc – Go Jupiter.

GEMINI:  Reverting to teenage values as sort of relapse from the turgid years of Pluto opposing in Saggo.

KATAKA: Intense realizations, non-stop Zap Zoning but this is just the Eclipse; Crab Peeps are Zen Noire again by mid-July.

LEO: Neutral but they sense that Neptune is cruising back for another Surreal Love and Nebulous Enemies crack at them in Aug.

VIRGO: Quietly grappling with the fact of their ‘non-performing-to-standard-expectations’ love life and doing BIG fantasy crushes/deep secret inner imaginary love lives.

LIBRA: Saturn to the Max. Health-Wealth. Tooth-Bone. The only way they can survive is by running everything through the Saturn template. Bitched up but will suddenly realize that they’re blindingly successful and hot soon, albeit still in a really bad mood. DO NOT FUQ WITH LIBRANS NOW. They only LOOK fluffy and mani-pedi obsessed.

SCORPIO: Enjoying a sense of heightened impulse, freedom and choices in their love lives. It looks bats from the outside. They care not.

SAGITTARIUS:  Eclipse Hangover, channelling existential crap into fitness benders.

CAPRICORN: Way more dark, underworldly and seething beneath that patrician exterior then you might think. Scheming. Blame Pluto, of course.

AQUARIUS: Even more spaced out than usual but they’ve actually gotten really magical and advanced. Hatching some major ingenuity in between mourning the last 15 years. Some regrets.

PISCES: Freaking everyone out with the grandness of their visions. Individuating re their love-relationship desires. Finally. Operation Geisha is over.

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sickofsaturn
sickofsaturn

Dead on!

virgo cat
virgo cat

virgo sun/libra asc
yes. yes. yes. yes.
I really do need a pedicure though.

mrcreosote
mrcreosote

virgo sun/cap asc

‘non-performing-to-standard-expectations’ love life? check.
BIG fantasy crushes/deep secret inner imaginary love lives? check.
Way more dark, underworldly and seething beneath that patrician exterior than you might think? check.

hope it ends soon. sigh…..

AquaRam
AquaRam

Spot on! Hurry up Friday as my Aries side is growing bloody impatient thank you very much!!! The Aqua sun is keeping it positive as best as one can!

Rache (Aqua/Tauri)
Rache (Aqua/Tauri)

I’ve suddenly become very thing-lusty and frustrated by lack of money. To the point where I get dangerously close to sacrificing seemingly more important things to get it. Also definitely regretting some things… I got near perfect grades up until I started getting into some trouble senior year and thought I had made peace with it (valuing authenticity and following my curiosity over just doing something because I was told to and chasing the $$$/status) but this week I have been almost angry about it. Out of nowhere. Same with my college major — keep thinking why didn’t I do… Read more »

Ariel
Ariel

OMG spot-on. I (Gemini) am living in my teenage bedroom, having cleared out all of my teenage clothes – as well as saving a few beautiful dresses which still fit – and getting comfortable with what I found beautiful & valuable back then, from paintings to clothing to films to music (ie all very hippy-ish, ethereal, virgin suicides-esque). Strangely bang on MM! Leo rising and yes things are neutral but am dreading Neptune since it (in combination with Pluto) totally decimated the most recent ‘love of my life’ scenario.

Redhead Gem
Redhead Gem

Is it possible to have a horrible mesh of two? My gem sun is falling back to teenage anxiety of not fitting in at work, not making friends and/ or delusionally stringing someone along who is totally in love with me (and I dont feel the same way). Causing me to both want to drink and run away. And then there is my Libra asc. saturn merde which seems to be telling my physche to get out of this being shy/ afraid to speak way of living and buck the hell up aka start being myself aries style. It would… Read more »

emily
emily

I think you described the life of a Virgo (well me) and not just a single transit, haha.

I have a stellum in libra and your libra horoscopes have been applying to the circumstances in my life lately. I’ve really been feeling the unexplained stress, irritation, etc. I need to chill. I’m also have a serious timing issue with new work changes this week and all decisions will be made by Friday, as predicted.

QuiteLight
QuiteLight

Urk! You got me! (Capricorn) I am dealing with a Martyr Queen manager at work, and seething while everyone admires my calm in the face of bitchitude. Only mate & best friends know that I am documenting her ridiculousness & met with my union rep before work early this AM to suss out my options. Does that count as scheming?

Don’t cross sleep-deprived Capricorns.

Debbie
Debbie

Yes, love it!

Bright
Bright

Pisces, yes, yes, yes.

Ms.
Ms.

lol. so true mystic

aqua lion
aqua lion

Yes, fits me (both aquarius and leo). I have just come back from a big overseas trip, back at home and slowly slowly getting back into the routine of work and life (and very gently too). So neutral. But I can’t get over some Aquarian feeling that it is important to me to keep this space open so good stuff can come in, definitely not to fill it up with routine and crap just becaue I am back. So far just holding this intention seems to be enough to keep it happening… and good stuff is coming in. Almost to… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

A dash of aqua spacey a little leo meh! but def a cup of Kataka sparking epifs. But I want some weird some stuff now. Je ne pas regrets .

saturnian
saturnian

Spot on MM re Sagg fitness bender! I’ve been doing the gym and going gluten-free and the difference is phenomenal! But (& I assume this is tres Sagg) I’m not letting the current dietary preference sabotage any socail events…

plutonic gem
plutonic gem

the only teenage values going on here, is valuing pop music…. in particular going around my head for a week or two is that track “hurry hurry hurry now… quick quick quick, step on the gas, cause i dont wanna miss this”… I mean this could be a gemini themesong I reckon… the only line i dont agree with is “this opportunity comes only once in a lifetime” no, no, not true, opportunities come all the time, granted some come less and less, but i like to think of opportunities being available all the time, just depends on how you… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Three blasts from the past today… two welcomed, one i saw across the street and wasn’t sure (but i was sure, and it was funny how i noticed an apparent stranger for his awkward build, then unmatching face shape, then went…OH!) No more Operation Geisha. Yeah, and i hope that goes for you too, Mystic. No more hunky doorstoppers, Jade-visiting midlife crisis-ers et al. May you find a love that honours you xx Now i’ve just got to watch myself when i see the gorgeous Gem this weekend. A flirt, a sweetie, at a loose romantic end and not for… Read more »

Virgo Squared
Virgo Squared

That is so true! Really starting to embrace being single and can not imagine being in a romantic relationship unless it’s imaginary!!! In my daydreams I’m happy, get the respect and space I need and the sex is actually good.

Bluesky
Bluesky

😀

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

god – being in a crappy mood DOES NOT SUIT Me!!

one of the self-obssessed Aries in my world – for whom EVERYTHING is a successful self-promotion to convert any opportunity to gold hither-tither – gloating re how fabbo all continues to be in their world ….. hadn’t reached screaming point until then

self-obsession sans empathy/sensitivity is unattractive
it’s a form of lack of breeding

thank god for the indy rock god’s gig tonight – eye candy & beer will suffice as tonic!!

misslibrakismet
misslibrakismet

i am in such a crappy mood that i actually thought about a friend’s comment two days ago. she commented that I only admired the strong, rah-rah, super sexy type of woman: case in point – Beyonce, Nikka Costa, Jill Scott, Arundhati Roy and not the quiet, strong types. Thought about this today and went: WHAT, is she saying I’m one-dimensional? Thought about it again and went: WHAT, is she saying I like them cos I’m the opposite? But well, she’s your sweet quiet pretty (but also vicious Scorpio) type. I’m definitely more of the dance in my bikini at… Read more »

Starinspired
Starinspired

Yep, spot on Mystic!!
Libra with Cap Rising= Angry, Angry, Angry… particularly right fuqing now. Let’s get this Eclipse over & done with Already… & get this fuqing side-show on the road!!!
…& if another smug shop assistant even so much as looks at me condescendingly, God help me, I’ll go completely Molten Lava Crazy on her.
*seething*

Sagg-scorp girl
Sagg-scorp girl

Oh Yes, totally resonates for both pisces and saggitarius!!

Charles
Charles

I assume that Aries-Jupiter-Gemini was just a slip and Mystic is not renaming Taurus for the duration of the Jupiter transit. More than one astrologer has been issuing Taurus warnings to watch their waistline. I just went to the doctor, I lost 10 pounds. I’ve been so broke I’ve been going to the local Food Bank to keep from starving to death. Really. Then I read one astrologer say that the Jupiter-Taurus influence can also exert itself as starvation and famine, we lust for food because we don’t have any. The only thing I’m lusting for lately is money. The… Read more »

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

That’s not good, Charles! I wish you could stop by for a roast. Where you at?

Lexicon_Limbo
Lexicon_Limbo

This fellow Taurean hopes things turn around for you Charles x

Ms.
Ms.

start selling some of that education and brain of yours. you can’t be versed in the things you blog here and not eat well unless you have marketing issues. I was this bad last year so I am not paying you out but seriously, this is not astro by this stage. x

Charles
Charles

You’re probably right, it’s a marketing problem. I live in a university town that is oversaturated with pseudo-educated people, making it very hard to differentiate myself. My biggest marketing issue is “graylisting,” at my middle-age, in a high tech environment, they assume only young kids have the cutting edge tech skills they want. This is further complicated by the economy, if you’re middle-aged and laid off, nobody will hire you except for the exact same job level you had before you were laid off. They won’t give you a shot at a higher job since there are thousands of laid… Read more »

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

Have JUST been through something similar, having had nearly 4 years out of the workforce for mummy stuff, so I know EXACTLY of which you speak. I agree that it is an absolutely repulsive invasion of privacy that employers run credit checks, but not all of them do. My tips: apply for as many as you can, it’s a numbers game and it also sharpens your skills re the specific lingo and faux attitude you need for interviews etc. Also, the thing that REALLY worked for me was doing this Louise Hay style affirmation: “I now create for myself a… Read more »

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

Just thought I would note for the record my affirmations:

My income is constantly increasing.
I work productively and happily in a well-paying job through which I create ample income for myself and my son.
I attract prosperity from all sources, both expected and unexpected.

The cool thing about this stuff is that, other than feeling like a massive knob, you have nothing to lose. Right?

goldfleece
goldfleece

Charles, i’m sorry to read of your current rut.

Wish you were in Sydney Australia, and could pop over for a good feed, coffee and an Arien “ýou can do it, the job’s just there, you just imagine it first” chats & boost ups.
Also, what an invasion of privacy, checking credit ratings…how rude.

thinking of you, and sending ‘right place at the right time” and, “the job of your dreams, starting pronto!” vibes

goldfleece
goldfleece
Charles
Charles

LOL, I remember seeing Mystic post image that and thinking, “Dammit, I can’t wait much longer, hurry up!” You know, I think I even commented something to that effect.

Ms.
Ms.

I understand. I was in London during an ocean of laid off peeps with the same deal. Buyers market like. But Toro is all about VALUE as well, things that ripen slowly with time to create a foundation no? I have chiron there and then NN/mars in the 2nd so its all about knowing what you are worth. That shit takes time and some serious self belief. Let them know you are the person you are is marketing. I went back to school last year and was shocked/reminded of where you really stand in against the younger gen. You are… Read more »

plutonic gem
plutonic gem

are you serious? they check your credit history!!! thats rude! whats the purpose of that, the reasoning behind it! Thats classism at its best and an injustice of liberties… but that usually goes with classism… woah…. Ive been applying for work here in Oz and have been hearing that unless you have recent experience employers wont even look at you, that if your a couple of months out of your field you are old news… also heard that a fruit and veg shop had 170 applicants!!! WTF… Maybe you should apply to the state govts in oz, they are even… Read more »

plutonic gem
plutonic gem

Of course, as an econmist made clear on a panel show the other night on tv, Oz is actually in a recession unless you are in the resources industry, the only people making money are in the mines… now thats a gendered issue in my mind. I have a girlfriend who recently started working in the mines, and she said she was the first woman to ever be employed by that particular company!!!!…. now thats saying something! My issue is, that while oz might want motivated go-getters to work in the mines, obviously not everyone is male, or physically or… Read more »

Charles
Charles

The thinking is that people who fall behind in their bills are irresponsible, evil people that you should never hire because they will steal from you and wreck your company just like they wrecked their own lives. Nevermind that most people acquire debt due to medical emergencies (as in my case) or other disasters like their home burning down. Fortunately some states are outlawing the practice of credit checks on job applicants. Unfortunately, some companies are starting a new discriminatory practice, only taking applications from people who are currently employed.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Yes I totally understand greylisting. And I am not even that old! Have had to upskill at my expense while being unemployed. And now have a job where they are paying me junior wages and getting senior well thought out work (As well as me doing 3 peoples jobs). Experience counts for shit. Then the list of skills they want in job as is seriously taking the piss. Charles I am right there with you.

Ms.
Ms.

True, this is why I loved being self employed. Get so bent over the table by people, the expectations are getting worse by far, esp with school and training. It’s bullshit.

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

YES. People kept telling me to apply for crappier jobs, but the expectations are insane! Part-time receptionist: 5 years experience in corporate reception work. Sales assistant: 6 years retail experience etc etc.

Charles
Charles

You know, I spent several years studying and “upskilling.” I studied 3D animation with Maya, one of the most complex programs ever written. I got pretty good at it. Then one day, I was reading a trade magazine for 3D animators, and saw an editorial complaining that all the entry level jobs had moved to Korea and India. But if you have worked on major motion pictures, or have an Academy Award nomination, there’s always plenty of work available.

Oh well, so much for that idea.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Oh yeah I learnt MAYA (Too hard). Then flash then Dreamweaver then even learning XHTML and CSS coding language. And they still keep adding skills to the job ads. Not only that have done so much free work to line my folio. Geez what more can you do? I seriously think that if you are good at coding you won’t be a good designer. They are different parts of the brain and ways of thinking.

Rache (Aqua/Tauri)
Rache (Aqua/Tauri)

I am extremely broke as well…have been for awhile but it’s just hitting a scary level now. I keep telling myself that life is clearing the way for some Jupiter in Taurus awesomeness. But for now I have to keep working hard and keep the space open.

Also: in my most broke of times I survived off dumpster diving, eggs, rice, and hare krishna/veggie cult food. And it actually wasn’t bad at all…but I was lucky enough to live in a great location for these kinds of things.

Buckle (Aries, Pisces Asc, Gem moon)
Buckle (Aries, Pisces Asc, Gem moon)

Heh heh. That was nifty!

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Gem Sun, Teenage values – not really, but it is more a negotiation of memories.

But rising sign is spot on Mystic. I am really loving Neptune in Pisces – I feel am home finally, even though Neptune is squaring half of planets in natal chart (Neptune, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter).

Even navigating confusion is getting easier for my Gem Sun/Mercury.

munin
munin

i subscribe to the whole concept of not fuqin’ with Librans now. just ask the gem and aqua boys who thought they could get away with it because i look all fluff. in return, they got a lesson in saturnian boundaries and why they are good and why they must always be respected.

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

Neutral??? No. Intensely zapped – yes. Eclipses hitting 6th house and next 7th house though. The Cap ascendant one fits like a Supre jegging though.

Bluesky
Bluesky

agree. NOT neutral

Though time has a weird quality right now. I’m in a zone. I just don’t know what zone it IS

Scobra
Scobra

I read Scorp and went, not at all. Then I read Libra (Rising, Ascendant, Venus and Mars in Libra) UMMMM YES! I have been like- what the fuq? Why is everything getting screwed up via paperwork?

Yes don’t fuq with Librans right now- its not an excellent time.

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

The only intense (intensely irritating that is) realisation I’ve had is that NOONE has changed to the new bloody Microsoft Works. I have been applying for jobs and over half have contacted me back saying their computers can’t read my files and I need to convert them. Get with the times people!

Sassy
Sassy

This Crabby is zapped out already. Hurry up July. Things are falling away at a rapid speed, quite surreal..

Off to fat burner now.

Sassy
Sassy

AlthoughSaturn has been squaring me forever. Saturn I am doing it already. I am growing up and taking responsibility. I am taking control of my emotions. I am positive from now. I am stoic and detached. Let it go…

Been obssessed with Tarot lately and two cards that always popping up, and i ask the same question over and over… The Empress and The Hanged Man.

Ohhh wait and let go..

DeepSeaBloke
DeepSeaBloke

MM, you’re gobbing down Genius Radical-Essential Tablets. Mind blowing.

What a week …

So right about Librans (and Libran Asc), too. Phew …

But be there for them – be totally present and really listen – and they will melt. 😉

year of the fox
year of the fox

Wow this is spookily accurate. I have a Venus in Virgo so I have to say that is really accurate as well as reading Sagg for my Sagg rising.

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Um, so for a Virgo with Scorp rising, ah well…… Am entertaining choices alright!!! Am also a bit scared said choices exist only in my imagination, with no real foothold in the material world. Then again, thoughts give form to reality. Around and around I go, or is that I’m in an Escher painting? It feels like it! 😆 Also a bit stumped, just checked LinkedIn, and although London Kataka’s invitation still sits there, and I haven’t done anything about it since aaages ago (it’s been there for over a year?), we are already in each other’s connections…how is that… Read more »

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

hippychic considered the moon sign. Adding my Pisces moon, what a theme there! 😆

aquaphobe
aquaphobe

omg, i just came back from europe and spent all yesterday ‘mourning my regrets’ re opportunities not taken…adventures not sought…

sigh.

and yes, spacy. even i dont know where my heads at.

virgolicious
virgolicious

Oh yes. Wrote a dirge to my singledom in my never-to-be-found-by-anyone private blog this morning.

Yet I can’t be bothered with online shopping for prospects as it’s mid-winter here and Jupiter in Taurus has left me a gift of a few too many extra kilos. And it’s only just started!

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

You too virgolicious? I’ve noticed a defo spike with Jupiter in Taurus with needing to feed myself seemingly all the effing time! 😆 I try my best to stock my shelves with cashews and fruits, and if I absolutely have to, the least naughty corn chips (often organic) for that salty/savory attack. I’ve defo gained the weight back that I lost via giardia.
And appetite for not just food, sex as well. I am horny AS!! If either CapMan or LondonKataka were here, they’d be tired out while I’m still going ‘come on, ready for another round’ rotflmao!!! 😆

virgolicious
virgolicious

ha ha! Those fellas wouldn’t know what hit them! I am also Taurus Moon, so Jupiter is maxing out all my comfort needs incl food (incl my current fave dessert, raspberry crumble with goooood vanilla icecream!). I am not *usually* a sweet tooth, but my skinny jeans won’t be getting a workout anytime soon.

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Oh dear…Jupes on your moon…! Commiserations, followed quickly by more comfort foods. *wide grin* Come over to my place for a new ritual of creamy, nummy hot cocoa, usually after some sort of winter comfort food, if you wanna. It would feel rather civilized to have someone else scoff all this with me, rather than just by myself. 😆
Make your own vanilla icecream btw, way better. 😉 Though it also goes more quickly. *i didn’t eat all of it, my doggies did*

hippychic
hippychic

fuq yeah!! why doesn’t a Saturn transit come with a subsidy? Saturn sqeeeezes your budget to the hilt then induces such things as tooth ache etc. So I have been carrying around this cycling tooth pain most of the year. Either I have the money and no time or visa versa. Manifest – massive bad mood. (I think I grew claws and a scowl this year, but I try to wear them gracefully 😉 Meanwhile in the district of my rising sign – “Hyperbolically manic and restless-crazy-bats, energy fluctuations, ingenuity, can’t sit still – thank you Uranus in Aries.”- TOTALLY… Read more »

Bluesky
Bluesky

Funny!

“my life certainly isn’t boring” was my Saturn mantra,

you’d think that would be the Uranus mantra, but it really was Saturn

Cinderella
Cinderella

Libra sun, Libra rising, Pisces moon. So very very tired. Can’t wait for the good stuff that is coming my way. The work..the grind…the disappointment in love…so tiring.

You could fuq with me, I am too weary to bite back.

At least my nails look nice 🙂

Sorry to be moany. Got PMT as well.

Libra Sun Aqua moon
Libra Sun Aqua moon

Feeling your pain Cinda! This transit suuuuuuxxxxx! Yes, that Libra post is so true. I give you a picture to summarise…

http://astrofix.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/breaking-out-of-an-egg.jpg

Cinderella
Cinderella

Awesome pic!

Bluesky
Bluesky

Such a great picture for Saturn transit!!! Love it.

Lyouke
Lyouke

Hehe tho Sun Taurus, Pisces Rising… Me vibe low – do as taurus does – its the stabiliser, me vibe high – intergalactical pisces seems normal … Total new dimensions in love and feels great… Was a total Geisha over last 8-10yrs

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

OMG if only you guys knew what I was doing right now… 😯

Aced it Mystic!

hippychic
hippychic

the mind does boggle Gemmy!

Starinspired
Starinspired

Hmmm, don’t teenagers only really value masturbating, watching porn, taking drugs & drinking?… perhaps you can let us know when your hands are free B.G ; )

Baristagem
Baristagem

*giggles*

Lauren
Lauren

Nope, no signs of life in the love department. Meeting new people through my internship, but so far no potential love interests. 4th of July BBQ coming up on Thursday though. Maybe I’ll scope out my options then.

T
T

Yeah, same here. It sure would be nice, though!

aqualala
aqualala

Regrets, always. But WTH.

roadhouse41
roadhouse41

Absofuckinlutely. Libra sun, cap rising.

misslibrakismet
misslibrakismet

god me too. am having issues feeling successful and hot though, considering the pummeling that the virgo is putting me through. that I am not ‘performing to standard’ is fuqing with my head though.

Starinspired
Starinspired

I concur RH41!!… Libra Sun & Cap Rising here too.
Just took an ‘Angry’ walk into town to blow off some steam… & bought myself a pretty bracelet on the way home, which has a little silver & gold envelope, with the words ‘Love & Light Always’… Hoping it’s enuf to transmute all the intense “DON’T FUQ WITH ME’ energy that’s emanating off me in waves, not dissimilar to that of a Nuclear Powerplant meltdown.

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