Astrological Booty Calling

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Right. This is not actually a How-To Guide.

It is an exploration.  For something actually useful go get Sleazeometer at the Astro Shop lol.

As all the Sun Signs have their own foibles, these must surely apply to the art/science of booty calling, yes?

We have already established that Aquarius men enjoy Hunky Doorstopping. that is, they just rock up. Texting beforehand being too non-spontaneous. The novelty of this wears off and/or is in proportion to the Aquarian Hotness Dimension.

BTW, yes i am sure we are all familiar with The Rules here. But this is not about that.

In my experience, the Piscean style of booty calling is highly florid, they’ve had a few shots of Blue Devil Hoochie Juice and suddenly they are convinced that someone is a soulmate, they need to see them NOW. They cling like a vine and make outrageous declarations. By next day they may not experience this conviction with quite so much intensity, if at all.

Gemini is very similar only there will be texting or emails SO cryptic as to be technically insane. It’s just so they can backtrack fast and say it wasn’t actually an attempt to hit on you, plausible deniability being like a fetish for Geminis.

Taureans & Virgos, i have heard, actually like to schedule even their most impulse decisions up ahead of time.

Seductions at short notice are a speciality of Aries and Scorpio who, no matter what they may say, are purely about Conquest & Climax in this context.

This is just off the top of my Saturn-transit head. Your thoughts? Share here!

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Anonymous

“Taureans & Virgos, i have heard, actually like to schedule even their most impulse decisions up ahead of time.”

I’m a Virgoan scheduler (Sun, Merc, Mars in Virgo). I’ll often tell my super sag boyfriend (Sun, Venus, Merc in Sagg square moon in Virgo) while we’re planning things, “Don’t worry, we’re scheduling time for spontaneity.”

Shawn
Shawn

Nailed Aries on the head..seductions at short notice..I’m a Sagg and I guess thats why I like it…:)

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

The PIZZA BOY? Hot delivery 😀

Redhead Gem
Redhead Gem

Once I was trying to set up a booty call situation with a sexy pizza boy Sagg in college. All I wanted was some good sex here and there (definitely no relationship) but he almost never could/wanted to do it. But looking back it totally could have been my Gemini way of getting boozed up and demanding immediately that he show up at my door. When I did text him that meant I wanted him NOW. Not very fair I suppose. There were a couple times when he did come over and the heat was almost too much, which unfortunately… Read more »

saturnian
saturnian

I was in a relationship which felt like booty call in sheep’s clothing (to mix a metaphor). I got sick of the 5pm end-of-the-day-call and the bottle of wine in hand just didn’t do it for me anymore (despite, or because of, the fact that it was his winery). He has four planets in Libra. No plans in advance. He just didn’t seem capable of any relationship-maintenance or nurturing behaviour. And so I broke it off. My friends and his have expressed their sadness over this recent break-up, saying that he was keen “but doesn’t know how to express his… Read more »

aqualala
aqualala

Spontaneous? What is this word? Everyone who knows me, knows Rule No. 1: you do not just show up at my door, not ever in this lifetime. If you are my best friend, my soulmate, my mother, if you are bringing me the millions that I won in a lottery, you do not just arrive at my door. Only my child would ever be allowed to just show up at my door, and she had better have a damned good reason.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Ha ha, so Aquarian..?

AquaMa taught us all early and well not to answer the door or pick up the ‘phone when we were creating a haven at home. Several guests would get rather twitchy, as the ‘phone kept ringing during their visits.

“Do you want to answer that?”

To which the Aqua reply was,”Are you expecting a call?”

She is very clear about when it is ok for me to call or visit, and when it is most certainly not. Sometimes that hurts but goddamn i do admire the Room of One’s Own philosophy 🙂

nancyx
nancyx

As a Piscean with Gem rising, I concur with your above generalisations.
My late night, post-boozing saucy text messages are the only way to initiate a booty call with my Aquarian-friend-with-benefits. Otherwise yes, he is the one who gets to spontaneously decide when It Is On.

leogroover
leogroover

Well having been in a booty call relationship for the past 2 years i’m a big fan, He has sim planets to me but i’m the one who makes the call (Leo chutzpah) but he is one the who makes it happen (eros in Aries) and if he is free he is if not he’s not. Best way to handle it. No expectations no demands. Its very sponny and exciting as he lives only 10 mins away but sometimes I have hours to prepare. He now send me texts are you ready? (after hours of sexting of course gotta have… Read more »

Plum
Plum

Sorry, can’t contribute to this, dumbstruck by those legs…

Sabbers
Sabbers

Scorp Sun, Venus in Sag, Moon and Mars in Cappy. Can never have unplanned booty call. I gotta make sure I’m shaved, hair styled, makeup on, planned undies and clothes. I’m too uptight to have impromtu sex. That said I have to book a few days in advance lol, plenty of sexting with Gemini who thinks he can just pop in any time. Um hello I got my life to live, things to do, people to see, kids to get to school. Although I do wish I could be just like fuq it ready for it whenever.

Jenny
Jenny

Uuuuuuuuugh, those Geminis! I’ve been involved in a thing all year where it seemed like he shamelessly flirted with me, (It wasn’t even particularly eloquent… just ‘you’re sleeping with me tonight’) but then other times, usually in normal groups of people, he would act totally normal. Now we’re just friends, but all my friends basically think I was being delusional about the whole thing, and I feel a bit crappy. I still think he may have at least been attracted to me… he kept ‘looking’ at me? I just had a gut feeling I guess. I suppose I’ll never know.… Read more »

Scorched Earth
Scorched Earth

Giggle Jen. Those Gems indeed. We Saggi’s get along just fine with em usually but I had a daliance of recent times which could not be described better than you put it. Turned out to be all air and I’m glad to say I held back on the deed although he went all out to entice and he thinks he’s sane. I think he had multiples on the go and should just figure himself out already. Don’t feel crappy. I’m usually well adept at characters like that and he had me guessing for more than I should have allowed even… Read more »

Seabird
Seabird

The boy gems are even weirder than us girlie ones. We’re all a bit fey. But actually, we deeply want to be loved, we just don’t like to be clung to or to feel needy, and as we always do feel needy when we want to be loved, or we get clung to when someone else loves us, it’s just best to avoid the whole emotion thing altogether and focus on the booty instead. I had this forever bloody thing with a quintessential Cap that went on for, like, years. He would never pin himself down which I would interpret… Read more »

DoubleMutable
DoubleMutable

Awesome….and sad…story. Had a booty call thing with a Cap pick-up artist…talk about emotionally unavailable! But he was the most hedonistic guy I’ve ever spent time with, bar none.
Nothing healthy about it…and he wasn’t even good in bed. Yet….it was oddly erotic. He def. fascinated me.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Never invited a booty call, I thank Saturn conjunct Venus for lack of any spontaneity in my life, plus Cap Moon.. I would say … but.. am a Gem, likely as Mystic describes, I didn’t know I was inviting a booty call.. 🙂 🙂

But when I was invited, I noticed Scorps are just Mystic describes, Caps get back to work, Gems disappear.. 🙂 🙂

DoubleMutable
DoubleMutable

What awesome, funny timing for this post! I find myself in a brand-new, booty-call-about-to-happen scenario with a young hottie 15 years my junior who I met last weekend. Since then, he’s been emailing me and sexting. hot stuff. Just found out yesterday he’s a Gemini…I’m also a Gemini. It’s weird cuz another FB/booty call I had the last time I was single was 10 years younger and also a Gemini. The sex was awesome….he, like this newest one, was SUPER-sexual and up for anything. Not what I’d expect from a male Gem….I can’t date them, but man, the sex has… Read more »

Bright
Bright

Refuse to apologize for my many soulmates! Maybe not in this lifetime but in another!

Hermes love
Hermes love

Double Cap- when I was young it was ok. Many booty calls did not care about feelings . It was the thing , now it is about the connection! Well I did the calling and I would call then show up! That was it ! I had a full moon booty call every full moon that was fun ! Recently I was booty and she would sextet and would show up 10mins later, the only problem she wanted to spend the night . It was not for me! I perfer that she leave after the gift was wrapped and delivered!

Equilibrium Girl
Equilibrium Girl

I’m a Cap and HATE when they want to stay. I never stay. Business over. Bye. Weird how my snooty low Cap appears post-booty call…

weathergirl
weathergirl

Moon? Coz clearly not doing the Fear Of Failure mode –or hiding it well. 😉

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

OK my two cents and admitted self-appraisal…
Capricorns can actually make the booty call into a biz transaction, read: “enough of the small talk, this a booty call, it’s about booty, when do we get down to the booty bit?”
But that is ONLY if it is a pre-established sym-booty-otic relationship. If it’s trying to start a fresh new thing it is a relentless extended system of aloof flirtations, offers and counter-offers, weighing up personal interests, hoping to be chased, head-hunted even, and never signing the contract first for fear of rejection and therefore personal fault and failure.

Anonymous
Anonymous

LOL So true!

weathergirl
weathergirl

I wasn’t gonna comment on a booty call post, but Lexi, you crack me up.

Yeah, gotta laugh. This is basic Capricorn flirting technique. Fear of looking The Fool underscoring every gesture –or lack thereof.

It’s a wonder any Cap gets down to the booty bit.

Ms.
Ms.

true. my longstanding ‘friend’ is cap /venus aqua and he is exactly like this. i don’t live in the same city anymore but those days were rather handy. it was all upfront

Anonymous
Anonymous

My “Gorgeous” Piscean BFF who turns the heads of “everyone” when she walks in a room or rather even breathes… is exactly like this! OMG!! I couldn’t have hit the nail on the head any better. I’m going to send her this. This is SO her. Because she is so beautiful, and very smart (Phd) she is never in a “dry spell” for men. I can’t tell you how many “soulmates” we have discussed in this past year alone. The thing is… she “means” it when it’s happening! “Blue Devil Hootchie LUV” hahaha yep… welcome to my world! lol

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

cancer sun…I don’t know, been sooooo long since I did that. But when I did, I just went for it. Possibly my jupiter in aries in the 8th house. I would call, make first moves, you name it. Problem was…that cancer sun always wanted emotions involved, relationships to happen. So no more of that for me.

Sassy
Sassy

Im hearing ya, same with me. Funny enough, my booty callers were fire signs, A Sagg and A leo. they are always ready and willing. 😉 and Vice versa, we just made it happen, whatever was going on…..Like a classic Cancerian always wanted more and always got my heart broken…No more booty calls or callers for that matter for this Crabby

Charles
Charles

It’s not that hard to get Taurus to charge ahead without thinking, just wave that red cape. But it takes a skilled matador, and the bull has to have all four hooves firmly planted on the ground, to get into the perfect position to charge. Or maybe that’s just me, I have Venus in Aries. But I have Mars in Pisces so I’ll feel all emo about it. But to be specific: I have never made a booty call. And this month, I’ve spent all my effort chasing away crazy women (twice with the aid of police). What’s the opposite… Read more »

goldfleece
goldfleece

police call ?

shell
shell

Stalking?

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

LOL, yes that would be it.

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

If you’re having them removed by the authorities I believe it is a “boot out” call.

Charles
Charles

LOL.

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

Too funny.

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

one gets the boot… not a booty call.

T
T

Scorp Sun–I’ve never booty called, but if I did, I’d probably just text “Hey, come over” or something. And…yeah. It is a power thing, knowing they’d definitely come when I called. *unapologetic Plutonian shrug*

If a guy ever just showed up and expected me to drop everything and pay attention to him, I’d probably slam the door in his face, regardless of hotness. That is just Not On.

Lauren
Lauren

I get that. I’ve never been the booty call type myself, but if I were I would request that they come to me. There would probably need to be some seducing beforehand though, whether by “sexting” or playful suggestion. If I’m totally engaged in something non-booty-related then good luck with trying to spontaneously divert my attention elsewhere.

The only friend I know of that used to embrace the art of the booty call was a Pisces though. Yes, she was um…very free and indiscriminate with her booty, in a “anywhere, anytime” sort of way, so to speak.

T
T

Yeah, I can’t really see myself ever doing it. I’m generally not interested in any guy’s booty (*starts humming Flight of the Conchords*) unless I’m interested in the rest of him, in which case I try to establish a relationship, not just casual hook ups–which just aren’t worth the trouble to me.

Pegasus
Pegasus

O PLUUUEEEaaSssE. Hunky doorstopping is your blokes getting sex w/o a gift. Without a tithe to the temple.A bouteile of bubbles in hand for wild and wicked times when you haven’t done your toilette. Yeah right, down on the farm’s a different matter, so is coming to fix your car, plumbing, and the nail that needed hammering. And you are ALLOWING THEM? Do you get a breakfast invite in the morning to a 5* Hotel, or the local cafe? Do they expect you to have the sex-pax (condoms), or do they bring their own hopefully, and wondering how much they… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

I just wouldnt answer the door… agree with you on this Pegs xx

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

oops, me, must have cleared cookies recently…..

Seabird
Seabird

Hey Peg, I just had the same scenario day before yesterday only to a much lesser extent than you. I have just finished putting together a website, and was being all shy and coy about having a public front, because it really is quite a step for me. I like to mouth of my values and then hide in anonimity (sp?). No, really, I knew that it was time to sh*t or get off the pot, as the charming saying goes, and so I was fiddling and twiddling, not being serious despite being asked by every second person I met… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Seabird, you are INCREDIBLE. Power and peace in equal measure to you! xx

Pegasus
Pegasus

More power to you SeaBird. I have used this ‘competition’ to fly.
Confidence my Dear is the key, knowing that what you are doing
is The Best.
The long Void Moon, blame it on that 🙂
On your side, you have done the hard yards, it WILL pay off hansomely.
Abundance is my usual format, just got rocked off my perch and using
it to inspire me and be even BETTER.
We are here for each other and isn’t that a blessing. Some things you don’t
want to bother your ‘family’ with, so the wisdom given here is magic!

leogroover
leogroover

SB i set up a wordpress blog today too so i can empathize what an effort! working in social media is never ending but you gotta be in it to win it. well done.

balancing
balancing

“In my experience, the Piscean style of booty calling is highly florid, they’ve had a few shots of Blue Devil Hoochie Juice and suddenly they are convinced that someone is a soulmate, they need to see them NOW.” mwaahahahhhha ah ha ha ha ha As I have Venus, Mars and Mercury all in Pisces I can whole heartedly confirm this statement. but then I am also an Aries sun. Oh dear ! So accurate Mystic. I notice no mention of Librans, cancerians or Leos? surely librans would just invite the person to a well planned dinner party and put energy… Read more »

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

Leo won’t take no for an answer! When they decide they’re in the mood they go after it and are relentless. Mraow. 😉

Savannah
Savannah

Yuh I agree there, they power sulk if you don’t give in.

Upbeat Scorp
Upbeat Scorp

Oooh Yeah… This Leo moon does a mega power sulk if faced with bedroom rejection. Humph.

Ms.
Ms.

lol

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

I’ve been known to power sulk too… The denial, it’s too much for my ego! 🙁

balancing
balancing

personally I adore most Leos – fun to be with such upfront and glam people, apart from the temper tantrums which seem terribly childish .

I tend to get along with scorpios, leos, arians and Sag the best – at first meeting we tend to gel. But I do have a lot of close capricorn, piscean, and aquarian friends.

boyfriend at the moment is a virgo – with venus in Leo!

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

I have never booty called anyone, but personally need NOTICE as I need to prep hair, makeup, lighting, sheets, candles. No, I am not joking. A Hunky Doorstop is my nightmare. Although I predominantly date Sagg/Aqua, so that hasn’t worked out too well for me in the past. Even 30 minutes will do, though. I just need to STYLE.

Steph
Steph

Taurus, but I’m more Martian in this regard. Unless I’m hitting a relative of the Hoochie Juice, in which case, the Pisces Mars, um, dominates.

Also, the Aqua doorstopping reminds me of Jehovah’s Witness and I don’t find anything sexy about that. Quite the opposite.

Curious Cancerian
Curious Cancerian

Jehovah’s Witness! That’s awesome 🙂

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

perhaps i could be appreciating the “opportunities” in a religious doorknock differently!

Mind you, last one was a white haired older lady… should i simply open my horizons?

Little Joey
Little Joey

One day when I wasn’t around my stupid b/f was really nice to the Witnesses and accepted their magazine and listened to their ramble. He told them his name – HIS REAL NAME. Now they keep coming back looking for him….. man they are very stubborn, they do not take the really sweet please fuq off in a nice way line. Seems like I will have to go completely nutso so they will get the hint …..

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Nailed the Gems there Mystic… 😀

Venus a-go-go
Venus a-go-go

Being a toro sun and a gem Venus, I have a habit of scheduling batty missives. Crazy but true O.o

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go

I know, BG. I know.
I am just not like the other children;)

Baristagem
Baristagem

😆

shell
shell

As a gem sun and toro merc & Venus, I too used to schedule, pre mobile days, so I was just (planned) casually ‘dropping in on my way home’.
Those were the days 🙂

aqualala
aqualala

Plausible Deniability is IMPORTANT, damn it.

power of thought
power of thought

~~~Nice Time Stamp~~~ 😉

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