The Truth About Taurus and Librans?

Kim Kardashian in Widfox astrology t shirtNever, ever EVER did i ever think i would be featuring Kim Kardashian here and honestly, i am NOT really.

It’s her t-shirt.  It’s Wildfox btw.

Clearly Wildfox are trading in Astro-Cliches and it’s cute but are Libra peeps really hopeless romantics?

This may be a myth. It’s more that they so love to have someone around to crush on, adore them, wait for a phone call from, analyze their dreams there-of, pick them up from the beautician etc that they usually ensure they have a lover, one in waiting and then another spare…just in case. Surely their mind is more like that of an air traffic controller than a so-called Hopeless Romantic?

Or am i being catty because i’ve had it with this Dark Moon?

And here’s Megan Fox in the Wildfox Taurus Trust Me t-shirt. I would totally trust Taureans when it comes to making me dinner and delivering an orgasm but for anything else, are they really that trustworthy? In general?  I mean, hello, Bernie Madoff?

Megan Fox in astrology teeSo, okay, if we did Mystic Medusa t-shirts with the TRUTH IN ADVERTISING REALITY SLOGAN for each sign, what would they say?

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monte
monte

Best re-read I’ve had for a while…

Emma-Lou
Emma-Lou

These were great. 🙂 I’m a Taurus and my fella is a Libra… These posts made me think of last Saturday afternoon… As I lay in the bed naked (Taurus on a saturday afternoon), he stood looking in the mirror at himself and said in a very Libra way, “I’m am one good looking mother f—er”.

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

Ahaha! He sounds great. 😀

plutonic gem
plutonic gem

Wow…. all so brilliant…

not-so-virginal
not-so-virginal

Well i really have nothing in the t-shirt department so i thought i could contribute by stereotyping everyone’s sign as a motor vehicle. in fact surely astro bumper stickers are the next big thing? Aries: Human Bulldozer Taurus: 1996 Holden Commodore station wagon with club lock on steering wheel. Gemini: wants to own a vespa, drives a Datsun with a ‘magic happens’ bumper sticker. Cancer: Mazda 3. Always refers to vehicle as ‘my Mazda 3’, not ‘my car’ or ‘the car’ – also has “my family” decal on back window – the one with the mum holding the mobile phone… Read more »

Sassy
Sassy

Thats great hahahha. I like the Libra one. Ex Lib hubby drives a BMW!

Gemini moon
Gemini moon

So funny!!!!!!!!!

Saggio
Saggio

I drive a people-mover, but its got a V6 and I have been known to drag off cars at the lights… Not usually with the kids in it….

There’s something about people-movers that makes people crazy, and then to have one overtake them as though they’re standing still… he heh heh…

Yes, I also have dark tinting….

Am saving for an old Norton that can be fixed by a blacksmith – am planning to ride the Silk Route for my retirement present to myself…

Maria
Maria

Yes. Hubby Cancer call it the “Mazda 3”. I used to own a Datsun (Gemini)

Eve
Eve

F’real. My mom and I are a day apart cap and she always gets the limited edition, top package whatever car. We’ve had some nice sports cars, too. Not just sedans. Always black. .. or silver.

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

A Libran wouldn’t know what to do with a Porsche. Surely they are the choice of Virgos and Scorps. Librans would drive an Italian show-pony like Ferrari.

Aries a Hummer.
Taurus a 350 Chev powered Jag.
Gemini a RX 8
Cancer a LTi 504 the greatest family car from an adjusted historical perspective.
Leo a Fairlane or Statesman
Virgo a Porsche
Libra an Italian anything
Scorp a Ducati
Sagg a stonkin V8 ute
Cap a Lexus or Merc with the lot.
Aqua do ppl still drive cars?
Pisces a Shwimmwagen

PiMM Member
Pi

Taurus would drive the Lexus. Expensive, luxury brand and a bit daggy. (Although as my neptunian Toro ex used to exclaim derisively (he was a former commando and a mechanic) “they’re just Toyotas!!”
The only thing capricorns drive is a hard bargain irrespective of the badge
You’re not far off with Pisces, we would indeed prefer a boat as one cannot drive a car to one’s island house

PiMM Member
Pi

And the Aries gets the 350 Chev or maybe a Hot Hatch if they’re an urban Aries with space restrictions

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Motor bikes?

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

True they are just Toyotas. I gotta ride and a drive of 350 Chev in a Jag and l thought Toro. Such a tactile grumble in a fine chassis. I agree about Caps and hard bargains but they’d need a worthy ‘badge’.
Schwimmwagen’s are other-worldy so Nep gets the gong there.

crisannmMM Member
crisannm

Libra here. Learned to drive stick in a Pisces-owned Porsche. Know exactly what to do with it. Owned the perfect Volvo wagon for years. Now have a very practical But sleek Toyota.

(Contrarian Libra to the nth degree).

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Well, you must be a contrarian, for sure.
A Porsche, a real one one with a flat 6 in it, needs to be driven; driven hard. Ya average Libran would be to effete to drive wht is the most uncompromising sportz car of all time. A non-Porsche, like a Panamera, would be ok for a Libran as they are a more benign car.

Obviously, if you have Mars or Venus in Virgo or Gemini or Scorpio that’d predispose you to know what to do with a Porsche. Porsche are not show ponies like the la de da Italian marques.

skarabMM Member
skarab

I guess that’s why the effete Vladimir Putin (Libra with Mars in Leo) drives around in an armoured Porsche V8 engine limo – the new state car which he helped test drive during its design between harpooning whales in the arctic and piloting bomber aircraft …..

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Yes, the same one with Moon in (racy/techy) Gemini, Mars in (sporty) Sagg and Asc / Venus in Scorpio. I know Librans are, can be, “iron fist in velvet glove”, mostly however they are prone to eveness, etc.. Besides a Porsche IS a flat 6, anything else is a bs Audi, just with a Porsche badge. You know l love a joust. Thank you Skarab. I do have trouble realising my Lib NN. Plus l had 2 Libran brothers who needed regular fistwork, when we were kids, because they were so infuriatingly soft. Actually my fav sportsperson of all time… Read more »

Gemini moon
Gemini moon

Should try the signs with book titles…
like Scorpio- Paradise Lost. (Milton)
Gemini- Peter pan ( Barrie)
etc…

sagitta
sagitta

We could also try it with song titles:

Scorpio: “Stayin Alive”
Sagittarius: “Joy to the world, all the boys and girls . . .”
Aquarius: “A whole new world”

Gemini moon
Gemini moon

Scorpio- “light my fire”!

Eternal*Voyageur @ Venusian*Glow
Eternal*Voyageur @ Venusian*Glow

Leo: Much Ado About Nothing

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

Some more…

Aries: Do it!

Taurus: Me first? That wasn’t a question…

Gemini: Always in the wrong place at the right time…

Cancer: I’m soo in love with… oh wait.

Leo: Where am I in this picture?

Virgo: Don’t critique me I’ve already done it

Libra: I <3 you + me = Mmmm

Scorp: Oh! You said M&Ms not S&M…

Saggi: I do miss you… kinda…

Cappy: You had better be reading this shirt…

Aqua: I've read everything on your mind…

Pisces: Sorry what were you saying…

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

🙂 love it !

Ms.
Ms.

sagg: how can I miss you if you won’t go away?

monte
monte

Yes very good Ms.

Miss Boo
Miss Boo

I LOVE it! I would own about 500 “I’m soo in love with.. oh wait” t-shirts, because everyone would buy one for me on principle. When do you start production? hehe

Sassy
Sassy

Aries- I come first, dont forget it!
Taurus- Come to me.
Gemini- Whats your number, email, etc etc?
Cancer- Hows your Mother?
Leo- Bow before me, NOW!!
Virgo- Let me organise your life.
Libra- Do you like what Im wearing?
Scorp- Dont piss me off.
Saggi- Yeah, Lets do it!
Cappy- Oh, please!!
Pisces- I can’t see you clearly!!

Sassy
Sassy

missed dear Aqua-mad hatters..

Anonymous
Anonymous

OH so much talent on this blog – these are too funny and sooooo spot on

humblepilgrim
humblepilgrim

crush on them you mean like with a pick up? seriously if you see one
floor the gas pedal right on them too- take some good advice for once in
your life man!

andromeda
andromeda

Got Dark Moon Brain still, all I have are sounds:

Aries: Bleat
Taurus: Moo
Gemini: Yakkety Yak
Cancer: Click Click
Leo: Rooarr
Virgo: Ahem
Libra: Creak
Scorpio: Shh
Saggitarius: Clip Clop – Thwack!
Capricorn: Meh

sagitta
sagitta

Aquarius: yada yada
Pisces: splish splash

Anonymous
Anonymous

ha ha ha love the “meh” for capricorn

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Kim, I love the Tip of the Month at your site!

Speaking of Taureans, the New Moon will be conjunct my Taurus Venus. Yummy…even tho no sweets for me… 🙁

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Aries, Venus in Taurus T-shirt

“You know you love me” 🙂

Ms.
Ms.

that is a good combo, we must admit x

Lauren
Lauren

I found the rest of them from Wildfox:

Aries: Double Dare Me
Gemini: Trouble
Cancer: Dream
Pisces: Imagine
Sag: Happy Go Lucky
Cap: Lean on Me
Aqua: Simply Irresistible
Leo: Me First
Scorp: Secret Heart (I kinda like that one actually)
Virgo: Sensibly Reckless (Oxymoron?)

Ali B Aqua
Ali B Aqua

I’ve got to love these, being aqua and all.

belladonna
belladonna

So much wasted talent out there ya all!!!

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯 Thought I might take a poetry slant on this one. These are lines taken from their own poems to match the poets sun signs… 😯 Aries: “The world is too much with us; late and soon” William Wordsworth Taurus: “Love is finding the familiar dear” Mona Van Duyn Gemini: “Autumn is over long leaves that loves us” William Butler Yeats Cancer: “I was first kissed with passion. Now I sit watching spring suggest itself.” Elizabeth Jennings Leo: “Tis not too late to seek a newer world” Lord Alfred Tennyson Virgo: “So much depends on a red wheel barrow” William… Read more »

GeorgeSand
GeorgeSand

These are great Baristagem. Perfect!

Lauren
Lauren

I have to say, I like the poetic slant the best. It’s difficult to tell the difference between astro-truth and astro-cliche, and so many of these sayings I’ve heard too many times to find them interesting. I know, I’m being extra Scorpy and cynical. Slogans on t-shirts isn’t really my thing. I can say much more with a smouldering or icy gaze.

monte
monte

Yes I know. I spend a lot of energy trying to not be looked at by a Scorpio. But then again Scorpios don’t need their eyes when they can freeze the air within a hundred paces! What a gift.

:~)

Lauren
Lauren

We can’t help it really! I tend to do it without realizing and have to act surprised when people say things like “what was THAT look for?”

Kimmy
Kimmy

“So much depends on a red wheel barrow” William Carlos Williams

Thank you! I love that!

plutonic gem
plutonic gem

Beautiful bg

Ms.
Ms.

really well thought out baristagem. x

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

Classy, Baristagem, very nice!

crisannmMM Member
crisannm

Spot on!!! (Libra with an e.e. Cummings collection).

Bluesky
Bluesky

I agree that you can trust a Taurus to do it their way (best friend is a Taurus…love!)

Libra…I think they are romantics who are high-strung and zing around on Venusian caffeine (Hopelessly High Strung), but they genuinely want everyone to be happy (or at least “ok”)—my mom is a Rising Libra, and several friends

Charles
Charles

Some people think there are two ways to do things: the right way and the wrong way. How ridiculous. There is only one way, the Taurus way. This is not seeing things in black & white, just seeing things the way they are.

Charles
Charles

Taurus is about the only thing you CAN trust. Taurus will always be there. Taurus always IS there. He has the solidity and durability of The Parthenon, built from solid rock. Many a hammer has broken on the anvil of a Taurus.

monte
monte

The thing that impresses me most about the Bull is their unshakeable self esteem.

In their eyes it’s everyone else that is crazy. I love it.

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Totally . My mum, taurean , issued me the same line anytime I had a complaint of difficulty with anybody over anything ” she’s just jealous”. Also has the hairiest arms for a woman and when I noticed them oneday she said ” yes. It is a sign of strength ” . So bold.

Paris
Paris

Everyone’s jealous and crazy!

Paris
Paris

I know right!

monte
monte

That was fun.

monte
monte

Aries – This is boring
Taurus – Eats Roots and Sleeps
Gemini – Want your ear chewed
Cancer – Cry me a fucking river
Leo – Look at me
Virgo – I told you so
Libra – Truth is Relative
Scorpio – I Fuck
Sagitarius – I Bullshit
Capricorn – I don’t do T-shirts
Aquarius – Here one minute…
Pisces – Gone the next

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Fantastic! I knew this post would bring out the genius in y’all . Sparks flying in the dark moon. Just gorgeous

Equilibrium Girl
Equilibrium Girl

Oh Monte, you got Cap so right. The only reason I’m wearing a t-shirt at the moment is because I’m going to work out. Other than that, this Cap “don’t do t-shirts.”

And the irony of wearing this slogan on one. Tres Cap. Brilliant!!

Kimmy
Kimmy

Brilliant!

Brenda
Brenda

Cry me a fucking river – OMGs I love it! I would totally wear that. lol

leogroover
leogroover

can i add Scorpio – I fuck therefore I am

kerala
kerala

Oh no,…. we NEVER just ‘fuck’.

Sassy
Sassy

hahahah, classic!!

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

Actually, my Cappy son wears t-shirts a lot; his favorites feature his Irish heritage, of which he is very elitist proud. Another favorite: The one that says, “Fix your own *^%$+&%# computer”

Tamberlaine
Tamberlaine

Love it all ! You guys should start up a T-Shirt business…I’m too astro-ignorant (modesty ala virgo-sun) to offer up anything useful on any other sign but my own. Twin-fish, T and Ms you given me a light start to the day.Much needed and thanx.
How weird is the astro tho of Osama’s death ? To quote Mystic’s tweet; Mars in Aries conjunct Jupiter…Uranus Sq Pluto closing in. Saturn sq Pluto. It was opposite on Sept 11 2001. Yikes !!!

bluelibra
bluelibra

As a Libra who’s just had an almost plane crash into a Taurean I would say us Librans are a combination of air traffic controllers about all aspects of our lives and Taureans are extraordinarily charming then they orgasm.

Bring on the new moon please.

Libra t-shirt: hope springs eternal.

Taurean t-shirt: where’s my couch.

Ms.
Ms.

in 3 shades out from the t shirt itself so you have to be close to read it

Ms.
Ms.

scorpio: fuck me fuck you

monte
monte

Got to admit I was thinking along the same lines Ms.

Savannah
Savannah

You come out with the mist memorable one liners Ms :).

Savannah
Savannah

*most* even lol

D
D

I dunno:

Aries: Obey me
Taurus: Pay me
Gemini: Play with me
Cancer: Need me
Leo: Adore me
Virgo: Appreciate me
Libra: Gaze on me
Scorpio: Please me
Sagittarius: Follow me
Capricorn: Respect me
Aquarius: Admire me
Pisces: Fall for me

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Lol!!!:)

mercurialfireside
mercurialfireside

these are great too!

Kimmy
Kimmy

Theses are wonderful! Love it. Especially mine!

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

Erm, bang on! For my sun and rising!

sagitta
sagitta

Love it.

I would make these changes:

Cancer: Baby me
Leo: Worship me
Scorpio: Pleasure me
Sagittarius: Hear me
Aquarius: Intrigue me
Pisces: Believe me

D
D

I did think of ‘Believe Me’ for Pisces. . . but I thought it might indicate too much trsut. I find from my experience with pisces men that they want me to believe them, but I really shouldn’t.

I was aiming at Pleasure me for Scorpio – but there’s more to it. They like to be pleased in all ways . . . not just sexually. I’ve learned that you don’t disappoint a Scorpio. . . not if you want to live.

Anemone
Anemone

twin fish I beg to disagree

myself pisces sun and rising – not at all neurotic – not even a substance addict – but oh the idealism and delusion – constantly dreaming most especially with partners.

Daughter Cap Sun and moon – sweetest person you could ever hope to meet. But has she got her act together – if she does trample I would guess that peeps feel they have just been gently lain on a bed of rose petals – she’s that diplomatic.

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Anemone, tis all in gest . I love my mergoats and fishies. In fact I am about to spend some time with my fave capricorn , 7 yr old, going on 70. Who is uber helpful, and cooperative and sweet. But I have wrestled with him, his strength is hardcore! Likewise, of course pisceans are the wisest of counselors , and being pisces rising with strong Neptune my motto is CHOOSE YOUR DELUSIONS CAREFULLY. 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous

🙂 no offence taken and don’t mind at all what anyone says about Pisceans or anyone else – just didn’t resonate with the descriptions and thought I would chime in

T
T

Being who I am, I can only think of snarky ones: Aries: Get out of my way. Taurus: Are you gonna finish that? Gemini: (There’d just be one long run-on sentence that would wrap around the whole shirt, like a pattern.) Cancer: I need a hug. Leo: Too sexy for this shirt. And all others. Virgo: Hand-wash only, lay flat to dry. Libra: Do I look good in this? Check yes or no Scorpio: Stop staring at my tits unless you mean it. Sagittarius: Surf’s up and I’m out! Capricorn: This shirt cost more than your car. Aquarius: Take me… Read more »

Anemone
Anemone

ha ha ha ha ha spot on – love it!

D
D

I really like these.

mercurialfireside
mercurialfireside

love these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fishgirl
fishgirl

that is AWESOME!!

Kimmy
Kimmy

Serious belly laughs here. Thank you!

Taurean Love Expert
Taurean Love Expert

Love your work, T!

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

Very, very funny.

Catsmeow
Catsmeow

“Take me to your leader.”

My leader is in my pants, SO WELCOME! 😉

I’m Leo and yes, would totally love to believe that I’m too sexy for everyone. Sometimes it’s so hard being me… JUST KIDDING, IT’S FABULOUS. 😀

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Sly…gemini
Slippery….libra
Neurotic …..pisces
Aloof….aquaurius
Insert emotion here….cancer
Elitist…..leo
Me…..aries
Somewhere you can’t see me…..scorpio
Somewhere you can’t get to……..Sagittarius
If you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home!…..taurus
Glass half empty , and it has marks on it !!!……virgo

Am looking fwd to following up this post.

Mystic, you are hilarious.
🙂 x

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Almost forgot:
I trample therefore I am…..capricorn

monte
monte

Yeah very good TFR.

And I like,

Taurus – Deliver me an orgasm….lol

Hot pies, Drinks, Orgasms!

year of the fox
year of the fox

I love this! I agree with Saggi! I’m somewhere you can’t get to! LOL!

Kimmy
Kimmy

YOU are hilarious! Wonderful!

Gemini moon
Gemini moon

COOL!

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