Tick Yes to anything that resonates. In your mind. I can’t figure out how to do tick boxes & my usual astro-poll app has gone totally ape.
How Dark Moon Affected Are You?
* Diet Bi-Polar, alternating between pondering a broccoli-tofu souffle thing and getting hammered at lunch? Cheesecake feels relevant again.
* Riddled with security concerns? Nearly to point of panic. Thank you Taurus Dark Moon.
* Considering taking up martial arts insanely seriously if you have not already just so you can kick and punch things. Hard. It’s the Aries stellium.
* Suddenly sociopathic re all your relationships and secretly loving it.
* Slightly freaked out by how eerie synchronicity of Royal Wedding and the Osama gotcha has bought up memories of milestones in your life; marriages, young love, where-you-were-when-Diana-died/Sept 11/Bali bombings, unresolved psych issues, grief etc.
* Obsessed with ensuring that the texture of your skin is perfect. Even if nothing else damn well is.
* Pondering screwing with your hormones to manifest a more desirable you.
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