The Probability Moon Of March 2011

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I LOVE this.

I totally want to read it.

Is he, like, Dionysus?

Is he a Capricorn?

I mean, the horns and all and if so, who is she?

Is the alien lifeform threatening or the butler?

Who else loves the art-work?

Let’s call this Full Moon now upon us The Probability Moon…resonant, yes?

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Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Someone here mentioned that pix looks like the girl is emerging from a condom.

A trampoline condom whereupon she is ejected fully metamorphized into a butterfully sorta like Pallas outta Zeus’s head cept this is a weenie.

Really must have a talk with that girl.

(Still late Sunday morning here in Cali. My apologies to our Ozzie friends when you wake up Monday πŸ™‚ )

Saturnrox
Saturnrox

haha made me laugh ! Her bodice looks like a violin/guitar, she’s wearing the pre-menstral hair shoes and looks to be hitting the personal high note.
ah cha cha
So is robot like the one from Heavy Metal where he steals the girl from the humans..? Am curious to book contents, though my imagination may be better. lol

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Yes, those are the hair shoes! Very good Mystic and good observation Roxie!! Or, they are Mercury wings and of course having left the nest, we know she cannot go back to weenie-dom!!

Haha…I’m sure your imagination is better than the book Rox πŸ™‚

Saturnrox
Saturnrox

haha only 95 cents~ talk about cheap thrills !

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Ha, just realized I said butterfully….can one tell I’ve been using full fat butter on my bread (I have…**blush** 😯 Love the toaster oven too, specially when it don’t “smoke”) πŸ™‚

Saturnrox
Saturnrox

like buddah πŸ˜€ haha gotcha. Am notorious for walking away from cooking food, good thing my toaster has a bell, easily distracted by shiny objects or rad ideas lol. sun/uranus go ahead and treat yourself, why the hell not ?! you deserve it, doll !

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

“shiny objects” love it… πŸ™‚

Oh.Emm.Gee…between possible melt down (emo as well), U.S. bombing for gawd knows why (don’t believe everything i hear) and researching tax breaks, is it no wonder if I did not come here for some nuttiness I’d have a gun to my head?

πŸ™‚

Saturnrox
Saturnrox

ditto. Finally getting some good REM sleep this am when the cat heaving woke me up. poor thing. Earth/peeps/critters have had a crap couple of weeks, no doubt. Is fun to show up and blab astro/sex/music, you brightened my day… x

BlackStarAries
BlackStarAries

Look at his eyebrows. Definitely Capricorn.

I hate the probability moon. I am soooo bad with ambiguity, and possibilities….

It makes me feel like a wet cat with it’s fur being brushed backwards…

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

Don’t ~torturous~ to a verbal-visual feline!

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

Probability Moon is probably a good name for it. Haha. For me there is no certainty at the moment…. everything is a probability on differing scales. It is probable that I will drive myself mad over the next few days if things don’t become more certain soon….. but the astro isn’t looking to hot for it. It doesn’t help that almost all my chart is dominated by Cardinal signs. No wonder everything has been so goddamn unstable for me. Sun, Rising sign, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Neptune, North Node…… all in Cardinal signs. WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Saturnrox
Saturnrox

exactly, WOOHOO. Was thinking the other day I felt like I was Finally getting a grip, then it’s like sand through my fingers again. Cardinals on the four directions, so umyeah. Roll with it baby… ox

whatevs
whatevs

weird weird weird. I’ve been caught unawares by uranus in libran house of love.

Ms.
Ms.

? tell x

whatevs
whatevs

i have to work out what it was first – neptune

whatevs
whatevs

agape / trippy

FireyBovine
FireyBovine

faq. Well … at a soiree, very low key, eye balled by handsome man, but am not really present (finding all that a bit ho hum at moment) and anyway, we do get talking and we seem to have quite similar nomadic styles and a bit of eyeballing begins and he does say we should do coffee and offers me his number, all very casual, but then in departure car my parents point out his partner (!!) who was sitting next to us entire conversation … wtf – that was a weird one – who does that? and I feel… Read more »

whatevs
whatevs

maybe she wanted a threesome?

FireyBovine
FireyBovine

funny you should say that, in previous encounters with her my presumption was that she was gay. i am now thinking some kind of open relationship to fit with his nomadism.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

No, my Taurus Venus and Cappy Moon would not be pleased cuz that’s just how those earth signs go for me.

If it happens next time retort in haute Leo fashion style “do I LOOK like I share? You REALLY think you are enough for two women?”

πŸ™‚

FireyBovine
FireyBovine

… he probably would be enough for these 2 women because it would take so little to satisfy me right now!!! lol

actually, as I sat there, I was doing the astro/physicality thing (accurate!) and was thinking toro … maybe something leo in the eyes and they are haunting me lately

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Aw darling…I understand…lol. But there is always internet porn when one really in a fix, eh?

Or was that again, too much information? ahahahaha πŸ˜† πŸ™‚

Heard Cameron Diaz say the other day that she likes hotel porn channels cuz discreet and cheap. Don’t know if I’d necessarily broadcast to the whole world but then here I am x πŸ™‚

plutonic gem
plutonic gem

I think this super moon albeit behind the clouds has done me in, for the life of me I can’t work out what this blog is about. Yet I could say the same about any number of things right now. What ‘lost the plot’ transit is going on for me right now? Nothing on astrodienst is giving me any clues.

nat
nat

*pats PG* There, there. Your Gem humour & Plutonian sense of symbolism will be back soon, don’t worry. Can you not see anything remotely funny, shagable or anatomically symbolic in that book cover? It was a big Moon. Sadly cloud cover spoiled its full glory here too. And rain all day today… AGAIN. Gracias La NiΓ±a y adiΓ³s. What ‘Lost the Plot Transit’ you ask? Well there are plenty to choose from at the moment. Lots of big things changing Sign. But for you I reckon Mercury Retro is bringing the brain fog. Mercury rules Gemini. I can feel it… Read more »

plutonic gem
plutonic gem

thanks nat… needed the pat! Yes as the natural law of the universe will have it, this too shall pass, and my gsoh will come back! Maybe I was just too up my own you know to comprehend this post… Thanks for the insights, re transit, I think mercury is in aries now yes? so that is sixth house for me, and interestingly has been trining all of everything, venus, saturn, sun etc… I suspect there was something heavier aka pluto going on here… maybe its that square or opposition from uranus… I was just looking for an excuse or… Read more »

Baristagem
Baristagem

Nat is right PG ~ Mercury!

I’m plugged into my ipod listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs because nothing is making sense at the moment…

😯

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Funny, I’ve been singing along to his other one ” cos you’re amazing just the way you are”. A love song dedication to myself .

Baristagem
Baristagem

Cool twinfish! 😯

Btw I had a dream last night that I was in a classroom and Mystic was the teacher! This is the second dream I’ve had that features Mystic teaching me… Cool huh!

😯

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

I like that song too, Gemmy! I hear it on the radio but had not seen the video. Like how he drags his piano around πŸ™‚

Got to see the Moon tonight. Wasn’t what I had expected really (sorry, Moon) Seems I’ve seen more interesting Moons before. And no I’m not being lewd!! πŸ˜†

Baristagem
Baristagem

😯

πŸ˜†

Saturnrox
Saturnrox

Hello all..I love the color / trippy artwork, sort of Barbarella-ish which obv. everyone sees too. SuperMoon vibes being felt -natal sun @ 29 Virgo. See by my solar progs a confirmation of what’s been up with me. Have been oddly obessed with note-taking on tarot studies today. Anxiously awaiting Tarosophy book… I will tell you of a funny reading the other day. Tower covered by 4 wands covered by Ace pentacles. Five or so minutes after reading spread, I opened a Nielsen television ratings envelope (I almost threw away- don’t watch tv) Inside to my surprise, were two crispy… Read more »

idgamf
idgamf

the circular object looks ilk it could be mars or Saturn?? possible venus. what you guys think?

weathergirl
weathergirl

More like “Probably Man”: You’ve probably met him; he’d probably shag you; you probably won’t get a call later; and this is probably a non-starter.

weathergirl
weathergirl

Tired. Defied MM’s advice (and my own good sense) by working all day. Now all I want to do is junk my current website for something more flexible on WordPress. But it’d be so much work.

We shall see what Aries brings, s’ppose.

Taurean Alchemist
Taurean Alchemist

weathergirl – why wld wordpress be so much work? Its a great CMS and has some really good themes.. my only concern is how WP sites look on iPad and iPhone – sometimes content doesn’t react well to the page size. I’m about to set up a new website of my own as my content dvlpmt work runs dry where I am now – so I’m back to freelancing. I’ll probably go with WP or possibly Joomla (if I can find a fluid enough template) I always end up junking some of what I’ve worked on when tired. In my… Read more »

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Hey TA, in terms of scheduling, have you heard of the traditional chinese medicine chi cycle ? At certain times in the 24 hrs we can perform some tasks better. Jost Sauer has written an easyread about it called The Perfect Day. No, he’s not an Aries but a Scorpio and he knows his shit.
Anyway, 11am-1pm is the best time for meetings. Just one example.

weathergirl
weathergirl

WP is probably quite easy; I’ve worked with it a bit. No, I think it’s the just the idea of porting all my content, et al. I’ve been working with Typepad for five years now, and that’s just fall-off-a-log easy. But I’m no web designer; I think I’ve hit the limit of my skills and I want a better looking site. Can’t afford to hire a web designer. WP became attractive this afternoon. Good point about WP and iPad/Phone problems. Thanks for the tip. Teachers and therapists are my main customers, so I want something that’s pretty on the iPad.… Read more »

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

hav new WP site build in motion ATM, is iPhone / iPad ready …. but still going to port posts back to original TUMBLR site to retain old content & retain excellence in google searching.

Weathergirl – not sure of your content but I found it easy to get (qualified) interns happy for the experience to teleport/sub/tag/hyperlink. just a thought! πŸ˜‰

Taurean Alchemist
Taurean Alchemist

just a thought – from memory when I switched from Blogger to WP, WP migrated all my content for me – I just had to tidy it up a bit.

whatevs
whatevs

check out Lynda.com – have a look at some of the tutorials and see if it’s as complicated as you think before you make the leap maybe? Stuff is so much easier than it used to be. I think it’s about $20 for a month’s sub.

weathergirl
weathergirl

You are all wonderful! Thanks for so many helpful suggestions. I like geeking around in my own amateur way, so I’ll prowl around a bit on the ‘net with your ideas. Def need some help onside as I’m chief cook and bottle washer here, with hopes that my bottle-washing days are numbered. 😎

idgamf
idgamf

i think the color black made this art work, work.

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

Well since we’re tuning into the sexual innuendo, the big neon-pink/orangish fire ring she is arising from looks to me exactly like a giant condom (as if looking from the top of the condom)

nat
nat

… or a glowing ovum. Hilariously bad cozmik cover art.

What do the old Kelvinator handles on Pan’s belt do? And what does the N in Brian’s name stand for? No? Sooo many questions…

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Brian Nut Ball πŸ˜†

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

ha, and over here, they consider Oklahoma’s shape to have a Pan Handle…. lol

Nat are you being a secret comedian? πŸ™‚

nat
nat

hee hee Brian Nut Ball. I like. I went for the more uncouth No Ball. Oh dear, so easily amused today πŸ™‚

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

I hadn’t thought of the ~no~ in that context! I’m getting slow… πŸ˜• πŸ˜†

Hermes love
Hermes love

Capricorn man , the woman and image have a very, Feminine shape that lends itself to be a clit, not just any clit . It Is the Cosmic Clit . I like the probability full moon ! We have been Ordained for the task! This dude is Pan in the Zap zone!

year of the fox
year of the fox

More like “Probably-Not” man to me. The butterfly-clitoris looking chick seems kind of neat though as is the robot. Domo Arigatou Mr. Roboto!

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

I think EVERYONE has met “this guy”. Perhaps the artist has tapped into the collective unconscious of everyone’s “that guy” and drawn him. Anywho…. clitoris… I don’t see it either. As for Dionysus…. anyone seen “Fantastia”? I just imagine the chubby thing drinking winewearing the grapes on it’s semi-bald head with zebra women about it, somewhere near the part with cupid/cherubs and saggos running about everywhere….. and seriously, I just got home from a few drinks and the whole evening was wine and saggos….. running about. None of them were attractive to me…. but I was wondering where the hell… Read more »

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

I’m sorry but are you lezzo much? no insult intended. i’m bi but i can’t see the clitoris in this pic…maybe too freaked by my soulmate who got away turning up in a mystic post like this. Still where is the clit? What girl are you in love with but you can’t say???

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Hmmm, well yes I do have a vivid imagination and I don’t have a teacher’s pointer stick to demonstrate the areas of likeness to you so I’ll just own that clitoral vision. *blush* Sorry to hear you are freaked by an ex. Not that you’ve asked for it but here’s my opinon on soulmates. It’s math. 1+1= boom! x πŸ™‚ love/time= 1 Then, when the soul is content it yearns for freedom and the one divides back into 1+1 But transformed1<pre-reformation 1 In my experience , they come into our lives and we exchange gifts of everything worthy within ourselves.… Read more »

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Oops, meant to write transformed 1> pre-reformation 1.

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Also should add that some people spend their whole lifetime with the same soulmate. Go them, but it isn’t everyone’s pace, it just suits the marriage and family paradigm of many societies.

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

TFT – I believe soulmating a v rare thing; soulmates being so different in energies (something like opp) that only a few of us can handle that for long. Soo agree that they come into lives briefly and bring major transformation on many levels. From A Plutonian/Uranian 7th house πŸ™‚

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

Damn iPhone – tfr – u got it – soulmate unions non-linear. Not nor even lateral, beyond human language as it is now. But u know it when u have one, even if for a mmnt in human time.

Saturnrox
Saturnrox

love the cat/fishy soulmate convo~ is reminding me of Kris Kristofferson song Moment of Forever…one day I was having the worst self-critical Virgo crap day, and a man came in where I work and it was the WAY he said ‘have a nice day’ and the energy exchange between us, it WAS life-changing, ONE moment. Not sexual in any way, just human. I was so glad I had the chance to see him once more and tell him myself what a simple kindness did to turn around not only my day, but my whole way of THINKING. So would like… Read more »

WOOHOO
WOOHOO

What if you were really silly and found a soulmate and the whole thing turned into one big power play and you never gave them best, but you also didn’t give them the worst – but you both gave to each other half-heartedly.

Your soulmate math panned out exact for me and my ex bf which I’ll always maintain was the most perfect a relationship could be…. but you need a power tripper version of your soulmate math now.

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Oh, back to the lab then. Keep u posted WOoHoo.

Baristagem
Baristagem

Whoa!! 😯

10.30am and you hadn’t had your first coffee!?!

😯

*passes twinfish a coffee*

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Lol, thanks BG. πŸ™‚

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

I can’t imagine what her soul math will sound like once she drinks the coffee. twinfish has already blown my mind with what she wrote.

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

OMG her hairdo makes her look, from the shoulders up, like an engorged clitoris.

fushiafairy
fushiafairy

I see it….the hair and the black space around the hair between the wings.

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

My Probability Man was NOT 24 and NOT a Scorpio and he only wanted to shag me. I think he may have been an alien

Water Pig what is the sleazometer?

Water Pig
Water Pig

To the left of page under astro-confidential it says “Sleazometer: measure mars-venus compatibility with anyone you desire”

andromeda
andromeda

*sneaks onto blog for a peek* OMG, I know this guy! He’s a 24 year old Israeli guy I met who shagged every girl who came within cooee of his energy field!!! He is a Scorpio! *shuffles back off to study*

Water Pig
Water Pig

Mystic, when is the sleazometer going to be available? I’m excited. The art work on Probability Man has a nice balance to it.

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

NO SHIT I actually met this guy at a party three year ago. Totally adored him, RAD conversation, unbelievable chemistry, thrillingly deep but sexy conversation, he got ALL of my innuendo…i was absolutely and positively convinced that i had met my soulmate for about 1000 different reasons. I was finally SO busting that i had to go in and pee – when i returned, so excited to keep talking to him, he was GONE and NOBODY knew who he was. He looked JUST like this guy only without the horns and his name was Justin. He was a Capricorn. Was… Read more »

Virgo Squared
Virgo Squared

TLS, I LOVE your yarn… bodily functions included… so LOL

Lauren
Lauren

I wonder if the devil took the form of my Scorpio ex, whose name was also Justin. Shows up and there’s crazy soulmate chemistry and then disappears from your life as if he had never been there. Spooky. *cues Twilight Zone music*

DeepSeaBloke
DeepSeaBloke

Commiserations, TLS. (But so *funny* the way you tell it … ) Reminds me of Amazing Interaction with attractive elegant Mysterious Cap Woman (oh! a clue!) at arty-party a couple of years back. Was with group of peeps I’d just met. Then. Radar blip. See? Yes. Her. Looking at print. More blips. Eyes wandering over, wandering over. I go over. Conversation just happens. Corporate chick but quietly ultra-bohemian. Tone: cool, sexy, quite serious at the beginning. Progressively funnier. We talk for ages. Eons. Forever. Eye contact intense but soothing. Thought: Amazing. Another: Significant. Body: Solar Plexus Deep Connection …. Nice!… Read more »

Libraquarius
Libraquarius

Okay, I gotta post this because my lovely husband, who I have driven mad banging on about the perigee full moon, just alerted me to the fact that the clouds had cleared and the full moon had come came out. So I rushed outside, it’s truly huge and lovely. But I’m so thrilled and emotional – in the cloud beside it was the clear image of a face. It was longish, sort of oval, the eyes were closed, the nose and mouth were clear to see, the mouth was closed, and it was so peaceful! What an amazing blessing, I’m… Read more »