We are ALL Arieans now.
Aries Peeps – please share with us How To Be Aries…I have but a few suggestions. Each tip has to be one sentence only.
Aries Lifestyle Tip One: You do not engage with people who do not show you respect – ever. No negotiations. You just do not engage with them.
Aries Lifestyle Tip Two: Survival of the fittest is not a theory, it is a fact. So don’t come whinging to me about your stupid glands.
Aries Lifestyle Tip Three: Burning bridges is a military strategy, no need to get all precious about it.
Aries Lifestyle Tip Four: Your natural body odour is awesome. Rather than you wasting your precious $$$ and valuable time fuqing around buying stinky pong, people should pay YOU for YOUR endorphin and pheromone reeking natural awesome fragrance of genius excellence.
Aries Lifestyle Tip Five: Never queue. Never go on hold. Never complain. Never explain. Never ever give up. Never take shit.
Aries Lifestyle Tip Six: Sweat + Sacrifice = Success.
Aries Lifestyle Tip Seven: Most stuff isn’t that complicated. If it is, it is most likely sleazy.
Aries Lifestyle Tip Eight: Defend the weak.
Aries Lifestyle Tip Nine: If you train hard, you’ll not only be hard, you’ll be hard to beat.
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