What Rising Sign Is Javier Bardem?

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Rightio…

Hands up who’d be happy to have him popping that champers to guzzle with you on a nice little Dark old Moon somewhere quiet?

Anyway. Astrology.

What Rising Sign is Javier Bardem???  His chart is here but there ain’t no time on it.

Let’s go through a few little astro-facts first:

The man is a Pisces.  He has Mars conjunct Neptune — that can so often spell trouble. Like he’s always down at the racetrack on the Blue Devil Hoochie Juice, perving up the bar-chicks, talking crap, too out of it to notice his parole anklet bleeping. Not that i am saying Javier is at all like that.

I think his Venus conjunct Saturn keeps him straight.

What else? Moon in Leo – brilliant for goobling up the camera, being photogenic and getting off on the being-a-star-biz. Complete charisma hog.

He’s got Chiron-North Node at Zero Aries so very much an It Man of his time. He should do something beyond innovative this year.

Jupiter-Uranus-Pluto in Libra…I reckon he’d ‘go off’ as they say in Australia. You can explain what that means, to anyone who doesn’t get it, in the comments.  See, now my command of basic grammar is warping. Mars-Neptune men are trouble, i tell you.

To Think About:  You know any interesting Mars-Neptunian men?  Who else has got a little Saturn conjunction keeping them from becoming amoral courtesans who stalk the world looking for expensive kinky thrills, highs and bets?

And yes, that’s right: WHAT is his Rising Sign? Remember the rule for picking a Scorpio Rising – he or she has to look as if they could plausibly be a vampire.  He has got quite heavy brows too, tres Scorp.

But the whites under the eyes are very Crab Rising OR the Moon Rising.  Moon Rising in Leo is always a fantastic placement for an actor/celebrity.  And he’s got Hair.

Thoughts?

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wondering girl
wondering girl

Taurus eyes and Scorpio eyes are very alike – dense,dark shade. While Taurus eyes are placid,Scorpio eyes are alarmed yet fixed.
I love Taurus suggestion,it fits nicely with Penelope’s Sun. They have interesting synastry.

salome
salome

scorpio rising….(eyes!)

Ginnyh
Ginnyh

Great discussion..coming from a female Taurus rising with a mars Neptune square

Sha
Sha

LOL, so much folks gone for the bull allready and in fact, i give my head for the bull rising here 🙂

I´m a big fan of this game of guessing, it´s a nice way to train ones intuition in celestial mathers.

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

He looks exactly like a bull to me – gotta be Taurus rising.

(Incidentally, not at all my type. I put him in the same category as George Clooney & Daniel Craig – good actors & reportedly interesting people who have most of the female population all a flutter & leave me sub-zero. Don’t know why – wonder if there’s any astrological correspondence there.)

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

How much of an orb would you need to have Mars and Neptune in aspect? Mine are 9 degrees apart in Scorpio, both in the 12th house. I personally like having them conjunct, I call it my “mind-blowing sex” aspect. If you want to quibble that they’re not close enough, may I remind you that they are in the 12th house, which Neptune likes being in, so doesn’t that technically move them closer together? I think there’s a current trend going on here of some of the commenters being very revelatory about their sex lives. Must be Venus closing in… Read more »

Sassy
Sassy

You working Venus on you AC Inchy? Work it girlfriend, work it.. since it is opposing your DC may bring in Toros or Librans or just beautiful people??

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

Thanks, Sassy. (Good theory about what might be dragged in!) I’m working it as best I can. Too much talk and not enough action yet though.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

9 degrees is still good for a conjunction. 10 is usually tops/the limit tho.

Mars and Neptune spell sex appeal but like your “mind blowing sex” also. Guess you would know 😉

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

I am not very good at this but i just looked up my ex husband and bam: mars neptune square, i think. He is all this. But with a weird practicality to it. eg; he was spending too much money on whores and getting from fat drinking so he buys shares in a brothel and becomes a cokehead. They can be very charming when they want to be though. Seductive.

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

One of my (male) friends commented re my ex,”He seems like a great bloke, but a very bad boyfriend.” Pretty much sums it up.

Capfire
Capfire

Bull.

Glow
Glow

All the talk about mars-neptune men…. What about the women (me)????

Mary
Mary

He looks like a Bull to me…

tati scorpitini
tati scorpitini

DROOL. He’s channelling the whole scorp/taurus thing that Picasso did so well. Sexy but incredibly physical and solid, a bit scary. He also usually looks like he is coming unravelled in places, like hems and buttons falling off – the dishevelled “needs looking after” thing. Not Cary Grant for example. He definitely projects “great in bed” by virtue of overwhelming physicality rather than say, skill. Not saying he doesn’t have skill – lets face it, how would I know? – but that isn’t what he projects in his public image. Perhaps a Virgo or Capricorn would be less all “primal… Read more »

sagitta
sagitta

Is appearance only affected by the Rising sign or is it a blend of sun sign and rising sign? (Or more than even that–does Venus/Mars placement come into play, for instance?)

You said he looks like he is “coming unravelled” and has a dishevelled look. I think that is a Pisces look, and it would fit in with his Pisces sun.

He did that “primal force of nature” projection very well in No Country for Old Men– wonderful film!

D
D

I don’t want this guy anywhere near me.

. . . did someone mention Robert D Jr? I’ll have him though . . . please.

multimerc
multimerc

Deelish! I think the rising is earthy for sure. I know a Mars/Neptune conjunction in Libra….VERY confusing. Confusing sexually but also quite spiritual. The Mars/Neptune thing seems to go either way as in High=bringing spirit into action or Low=deceptive, fringy behavior. Bisexual? Probably. Any other thoughts on the Mars/Neptune thing?

leony
leony

pheeew – mucho machismo !! mmm – leo rising I reckon – that would put mars/ neptune in the 5th & Sun in 8th for the sexy-scorpy vibe …

leony
leony

and he can go right off round my place anytime he likes !!

andromeda
andromeda

I am beginning to think he is a fire sign rising, Leo seems obvious for a superstar, innit? Saggi also possible I reckon.. I think the fact that he looks like a bull is just his genetic inheritance.

Anonymous
Anonymous

what im pisces and left handed and iv known a few more to, thats a bit strange,

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Just my opinion but I often think of Pisces as more left side of the body ..”right brain”… due to Neptune

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

And notice too that Javie haves a little horn like flip of hair there on the right side

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Stick a ring in his nose and he be snorted and pawin’ the ground…lol. He truly does look like a bull!

And looking so intent no wonder Penelope preggers….she didn’t stand a chance. Both from Spain but guess the red cape only holds out so long…hehe

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Crazy too Mystic that he’s a Pisces and left handed. Thats kinda common for Pisces, isn’t it? Or no…

Ex Pisces was “ambidextrous” or so he said….Leo Moon might have just been boastin’ 🙂

Sabbers
Sabbers

Wow my Pisces friend is left handed and my Pisces son is ambidextrous but uses his left hand the most, that’s weird

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

What would Virgo rising look like?

goldfleece-risingfish
goldfleece-risingfish

hi Lucy the Leo,
Just found this little list, hope it helps…
Famous people with Virgo Ascendants include Madonna, Kurt Cobain, Kevin Costner, Sissy Spacek, Tiger Woods, Annie Lennox, Woody Allen, Jeff Bridges, and Warren Beatty.

fallen angel
fallen angel

I’m Virgo Rising..and I am not quite impressed by the cast of perverts on that list.. hmm.

Better not casteth the first stone etc etc 🙂

Tiger, really???

goldfleece-risingfish
goldfleece-risingfish

http://www.astrotheme.com/portraits/62qpDk56mY8m.htm

yep, really…here’s his chart….

Sorry Fallen Angel, could be worse..you could be an Aries !!

andromeda
andromeda

I take back that I think he might be Virgo rising, he is perverse in a manner but now I reckon it is his Mars/Nept at play, he isn’t like the blandly sensual people on this list at all!

Sorry FA, I don’t mean to sully your gorgeousness with any comparison to the above. I love Dolly Parton, Marlene Dietrich and K.D.Lang who are all Virgo Arisen. 😉

fallen angel
fallen angel

haha..no offense taken at all ladies.

Though I am somewhat disturbed that I have the same midheaven as Tiger. Like, where’s MY harem of men???

fallen angel
fallen angel

oops, forgot. I don’t have the million $$$ duckets charm he does.

purpleta
purpleta

Taurus, hands down.

sagitta
sagitta

He plays very Scorpio characters in very Scorpio movies, but I don’t get that astro vibe from his appearance. According to astrotheme, these are some actors who have Scorpio Rising: Edward Norton Clint Eastwood Cary Grant Jim Carrey Michael Douglas Robin Williams Daniel Auteuil Justin Bieber Mark Harmon Charlton Heston James Caan James Caviezel Ed Harris Groucho Marx Johnny Weissmuller Freddie Prinze Richard Burton Richard Harris Beau Bridges To me Scorpio Rising is a square-ish, fleshy face with a self-contained look. I see that in Edward Norton, Richard Burton, Julian Assange, and Beau Bridges. I think Bardem looks Toro Rising.… Read more »

sooz8150
sooz8150

OK, I give. Will some kind Aussie please explain “going off” to this American?
Welcome Back, Mystic.

goldfleece-risingfish
goldfleece-risingfish
goldfleece-risingfish
goldfleece-risingfish

Going off : used of a night spot or party that is a lot of fun – “the place was really going off”

sooz8150
sooz8150

Thanks, goldenfleece. I will take it for a verbal test drive here.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

“Going off” in U.S. generally means someone is having a royal tanty.

Jennifer
Jennifer

As a Scorpio rising, I would just like to say that there is no way whatsoever that I could pass as a vampire. The fleshy face/self-contained thing sounds more like me, though.

sagitta
sagitta

I wonder whether you were born with the “Scorp” look or acquired it.

I have read some stuff that says you look like your sun sign as a child and look like your Rising after you have grown out of your teens and developed a “persona.”

Just curious.

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

I agree about the Toro rising – he definitely looks like that to me.
Lots of similarities in those two lists – wonder if Taurus & Scorpio rising have some kind of fundamental connection.
(Personally struck by the fact that there’s not a single man on either list who gets my blood going… although Billy Crystal in his early twenties was admittedly very pretty.)

anonymous
anonymous

that whole idea about Scorp risings looking like vampires is ridiculous! None of the men on the list look like vamps. Jim Carrey… Justin Bieber.. Ed Harris… no way!!

The only one that kinda does is Richard Burton but he’s a Scorp anyway.

Inger
Inger

I’d have to vote for Toro rising. Looks very much like my main on again off again squeeze……..27 Taurus rising…sun/moon 14-16 scorp in sixth…
It will be intersting when we find out for sure.

The Empress
The Empress

Always thought he’d be a Toro so Toro rising I guess. Either that or Virgo. Can feel the earthiness from here. *fans self*

Little Joey
Little Joey

I think he’s trying too hard to look hot in this pic. Can’t make a good guess at his rising sign. Watching “No country for old men” so difficult for me, due to his cold, maniac turn. I was squirming in my seat he was so calmly menacing………….. All the Tauro rising ideas remind me of the movie he and Penelope were in “Jamon, Jamon” where if I remember correctly some al fresco rooting takes place under a huge metal bull……..

comet65
comet65

Adding all that up… Pisces, Scorp rising, poss Leo moon and the taurus votes – I have to conclude… He’s me. In male form!

AquaSUN
AquaSUN

I lurve him! Taurus looks for sure so I say Bull but intuitively I got Aqua…maybe biased.

Anonymous
Anonymous

dont know but he is hot

cancirca
cancirca

I’m so hot for this man. Fullness in throat/jaw suggests Taurus to me, but maybe Leo as the hair, and something feline about to pounce?

doublekataka
doublekataka

I vote Leo, and thus the intense stare is just showboating….

plutonic gem
plutonic gem

glad to see i havent lost my astro intuitive-ness, i also thought instantly in this order – scorp rising and then realised much more taurus rising… could be completely wrong, but at least im on par with most of you guys here… i find javier absolutely desirable actually reminds me a little of my first toro man.

Taurean Alchemist
Taurean Alchemist

God this man is sexy… my man-o-meter is going beserk, so I reckon he must have either Toro or Scorp rising…

*fanning self*

fallen angel
fallen angel

Really? Is it stupid for me to say that my finding him sexy is completely contingent on him having the E-spanish Accent?? Because if he talked Americain, I don’t think it’d have the same effect.

Taurean Alchemist
Taurean Alchemist

yez, eye egreey Enjel x

fallen angel
fallen angel

ah mon cherie, vous is beck, tres magnifique!

virgo rising
virgo rising

Wow…didn’t recognize him…I think he’s had a nose job since I last saw him…I remember his nose being wider, flatter like a boxer whose had his nose broken in a fight…now it’s looking sculptured…sculpted…and he’s looking way prettier…which is why in order to keep the macho marching on he’s put on the scruffy beard and death stare…overall my impression of him has always been that he is a sook behind all that very macho male look and that his rising is definitely watery…cancer or pisces

andromeda
andromeda

Yes good call on the nose, but it could just be photoshop. I agree that with you re that sooky vibe too!

year of the fox
year of the fox

Mars-Neptune men? All the ones I know have secret gay crushes …but they go on dating chicks. *sigh*

Oh i’d say Cancer rising.

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

Hmmm. Once the ex came home roaringly drunk and passed out. His youporn search was still current – ‘shemales’.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Lucy, no worries mate. My Ex the Sewer actually took the shemales home.

happy cow
happy cow

he is just scarey!!!! and he certainly doesnt look like he is opening a bottle of champagne. only guy i ever met like him was a manslaughterer. but cant deny the effect that look has on the body!!! id have to be trapped to talk to him… igot no astrological feelings at all just scarey!!!!

Sassy
Sassy

crab rising.

eeekk, lil Aries has Mars-Neptune in Aqua.. Yes he is a lilttle crazy, oh no should I be worried?

Sassy
Sassy

thought the mars-neptune thing had something to do with your father or how you saw him?? Oh gosh, from what peeps are saying Im going to have keep an eye on lil Aries boy!!

goldfleece-risingfish
goldfleece-risingfish

I’m guessing Toro, such a handsome brute. Some interesting insight here on JB.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1832849,00.html

Played rugby, comments on his big neck,….and P.Cruz is Toro too.

So nice to read you again Mystic, missed you, and thanks to Kim Falconer filling in for the daily scopes, by getting me out in nature to “walk it off” one of those days and not say ANYTHING .. it bloody well worked a treat ! Oh i was murderous that day … you do look after us sooo well. xx

Charley
Charley

That brow screams Taurus.

plutobunny
plutobunny

Taurus definately, it’s the nostrils and eyebrows!

Steph
Steph

I always figured him as a Taurus, so yeah, Toro rising. I’ve said before, but Tauruses have a lot of hair too.

Saturnrox
Saturnrox

Intense stare, hawk-like nose makes me want to say Scorp.
Yet, soOo scruffy handsome, makes me think hairy Earth somewhere, so maybe Virgo or Toro rising ?

Spirit
Spirit

Bullish…..Toro.

bluelibra
bluelibra

I thought this was robert downey j doing the ultra serious thang for a minute there…

andromeda
andromeda

He looks like a bull to me but hands up yes on a dark moon and I am gunning for either Pisces Rising or Virgo.

G/Virg
G/Virg

Yeah I see the bull likeness here too, was the first thing I thought of but that is all I can contribute.

andromeda
andromeda

I think he is a drama queen, but his looks like those of the late great Postlethwaite make that an impossible role for him!

Lucy the Leo
Lucy the Leo

My recent ex has Mars conjunct Neptune. Strippers: check. Drugs: check. Gambling: check. Booze: check check check. Everyone’s favourite guest for a buck’s night though.
I have no idea re his rising sign, but am so, so interested in the ways one can pick a Rising. The Julian Assange thing was ultra impressive!

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