Hands up who’d be happy to have him popping that champers to guzzle with you on a nice little Dark old Moon somewhere quiet?
What Rising Sign is Javier Bardem??? His chart is here but there ain’t no time on it.
Let’s go through a few little astro-facts first:
The man is a Pisces. He has Mars conjunct Neptune — that can so often spell trouble. Like he’s always down at the racetrack on the Blue Devil Hoochie Juice, perving up the bar-chicks, talking crap, too out of it to notice his parole anklet bleeping. Not that i am saying Javier is at all like that.
I think his Venus conjunct Saturn keeps him straight.
What else? Moon in Leo – brilliant for goobling up the camera, being photogenic and getting off on the being-a-star-biz. Complete charisma hog.
He’s got Chiron-North Node at Zero Aries so very much an It Man of his time. He should do something beyond innovative this year.
Jupiter-Uranus-Pluto in Libra…I reckon he’d ‘go off’ as they say in Australia. You can explain what that means, to anyone who doesn’t get it, in the comments. See, now my command of basic grammar is warping. Mars-Neptune men are trouble, i tell you.
To Think About: You know any interesting Mars-Neptunian men? Who else has got a little Saturn conjunction keeping them from becoming amoral courtesans who stalk the world looking for expensive kinky thrills, highs and bets?
And yes, that’s right: WHAT is his Rising Sign? Remember the rule for picking a Scorpio Rising – he or she has to look as if they could plausibly be a vampire. He has got quite heavy brows too, tres Scorp.
But the whites under the eyes are very Crab Rising OR the Moon Rising. Moon Rising in Leo is always a fantastic placement for an actor/celebrity. And he’s got Hair.
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