I’m Sagittarius…

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Young Keith Richards album cover

“I’m Sagittarius, half-man, half-horse, with a license to shit in the street…”

Keith Richards

Saggos – are you down with this?

We should do a statement like this for all the Sun Signs, no?

What would yours be?

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Anon
Anon

I’m also Sagittarius and I want free horoscopes.

VirgoAqua
VirgoAqua

I am a Virgo. I see EVERYTHING. Including that decay on your right, lower molar. Yes, that one. You should really see a dentist. It’s very bad for the overall hygiene of your mouth. I can remind you every hour if you like?

Herby
Herby

We only notice because we care … about not catching any bugs that might escape said person’s mouth and find their way into our systems, causing us to catch incurable diseases … For every disease we Virgos catch will be incurable and we just know it ๐Ÿ˜‰

Eternal*Voyageur @ Venusian*Glow
Eternal*Voyageur @ Venusian*Glow

We also care about other people, weยดd like to let them know they really would be better off fixing that tooth. Oh why wonยดt people do all the right things by themselves, but leave us Virgos to remind them ?

Herby
Herby

I’m a Virgo. Don’t you dare shit in the street; that’s gross. All that horrible bacteria will give me some disgusting horrible uncurable disease ๐Ÿ˜‰

Pegasus
Pegasus

Too late, Herby, it’s already in the streets in QLD, sad to say.

Herby
Herby

Good call Pegasus ๐Ÿ™‚

Miss B
Miss B

I’d like to quote the amazing Astro Barry, with this week’s horoscope for Sag… it makes sense to me! “Do everything in your power to embrace all your favorite stereotypically Sagittarian behaviorsโ€”engaging others in lively discussions about controversial topics; saying what’s on your mind before you have a chance to censor your thoughts; leaving the boring crap behind so you can rush into what’s really exciting to you; participating in your personal take on ‘extreme sports’; expanding your knowledge in areas of inquiry that captivate your imagination; cutting to the chase; cracking intelligent jokes at others’ expense (lovingly, of course);… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

keith richards the poster boy for sag? sums up some sag males i know

not for lady saggo’s – i vote jane fonda as our poster girl!

(for me (and the sag ladies i know) i am saggo, i’m consciously fabulously busy or i wilt

hermes love
hermes love

“I am Capricorn it is going to cost you”

Katharine
Katharine

My personal choice for Pisces is Michael Flanders’ “I’m a Pisces myself. Two fish swimming in opposite directions. Very uncomfortable at times.”

leony
leony

I’m Leo, hear me rooaar !!! (but only if I must)

Bun
Bun

I’m Aqua. I’m right, you just don’t realise it yet.

aqualala
aqualala

There you go.

Savannah
Savannah

Lol!!

postmodscorp
postmodscorp

Bang on!

leogroover
leogroover

I am Leo. If you ignore me I’ll bite you

Fi
Fi

Personally, I adore Keith (bit biassed perhaps as he, too is Sagg with Scorp asc and 12th house venus in scorp). Now, if all you lot who were born with hands weren’t constantly sticking heavy metal in our mouths, plonking your fat bums on top of us, tugging at reins and hurting us like crazy, whipping us so you can make more money out of us and can make us go in YOUR bloody direction etc etc, then maybe we would be a bit more concerned with YOUR sensibilities. We’re only ON the same fuqing street as you lot because… Read more »

Savannah
Savannah

I’m Aqua please don’t try & pull me back into the here & now.

Ali B Aqua
Ali B Aqua

Love it!

bubble
bubble

totally agree with cap but really it shd be at least i am not a pisces !
re crapola in street – here is the shovel here is the bucket here is the whistle now get on to it !
lol !
god how vulgar ! how utterly vulgar. and rude too.

Lauren
Lauren

In full agreement with the Scorpio one. ๐Ÿ™‚ Not sure I get the one for Pisces. I have many Pisces friends and with them in mind I’d suggest “I’m sorry I wasn’t paying attention, what was the question?” or maybe “I’m Pisces…not that I believe in labels. I’m far too artistic and outside the box.”

And what about Cancer? Maybe “I’m Cancer. Don’t judge me, I’m very sensitive!” or “I’m Cancer. And I’m not in the mood to answer anymore questions. I’m going back inside where it’s warm and comfortable now.”

leogroover
leogroover

love that kataka one Lauren. had a Katak/Leo ex who was constantly dashing in and out of his shell. Now onto a new sparly gem/Kataka hope its a better combo but with kataka Full moon coming up I am staying right out of his way.

Lauren
Lauren

I’ve seen “Kataka” used on this forum before, but never knew it meant Cancer. Is this an Aussie term only? I’m from the US so it’s new to me. Hope you find a winning combination there leo, though all the Cancerian men (and women) that I’ve known have been the clingy, needy sorts, which for me is always a turn off. Scorpio Sun craves the devotion, but Sagg Ascendant feels smothered by the codependency. Staying away during the full moon could backfire if your crabby man is feeling ultra sensitive and insecure. He might dart out of his shell just… Read more »

leogroover
leogroover

Thanks Lauran. I wil check in on him. he says he is hyper or depressed. i’ve got Venus in Kataka so i don’t mind clingy and some scorp so a bit instinctive. A 2 hea

ded crab sounds creepy. I hope the gem tempers his goo goo a bit.

Anonymous
Anonymous

lol so true

Herby
Herby

ROFLOL about Pisces and labels ๐Ÿ™‚

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

I am Leo, let me Shine.

andromeda
andromeda

I’m Leo. My inferiority complex is better than yours.

andromeda
andromeda

I’m Pisces. Rehab is for quitters.
I’m Capricorn. At least I am not a Virgo.
I’m Aries. Upon the advice of my attorney my shirt bears no message at this time.
I’m Taurus. Hand over the chocolate and no one will get hurt.
I’m Libra. Procrastinate now.
I’m Scorpio.
I’m Virgo. If you can read this you are standing too close to me.
I’m Aquarius. Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
I’m Gemini. I like to leave messages before the beep.

(None of the these are original, btw..)

andromeda
andromeda

And really you Scorpio’s don’t need to add anything else, just that!

GeorgeSand
GeorgeSand

Exactly. Though they might ask why anyone is asking in the first place.

andromeda
andromeda

I’m Scorpio. So WHAT?

plutonic gem
plutonic gem

fantastic andro

Herby
Herby

Andromeda … how accurate. I’ve never known a Cappy who wanted to be a Virgo. Actually, all the ones I know are adament they will never be or date a Virgo (and I know quite a few Cappies). My darling Taurus wife never liked chocolate until she gave up smoking and now she definitely would hurt me if I didn’t hand it over. My office mate in my old job used to talk about anything and everything just to avoid work (though I play on Mystic to avoid work and I’m Virgo so go figure) My son is Aquarius –… Read more »

andromeda
andromeda

thanks pg and Herby! I mean I lifted the ideas, but I did pair them up myself… sheesh..;)

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

I’m Gemini, otherwise known as two heads are better than one. No that doesn’t make me a fraud it makes YOU …….simple.

plutonic gem
plutonic gem

i thought for a moment, then wasnt sure (of course) “you dont know me! you dont own me!” for us gems

Charles
Charles

Ouch. Seeing that artwork for Keef’s record made me wince in a way I haven’t winced since I heard Mick singing the Spanish version of “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction.”

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

I’m a Capricorn, feel free to shit in the street if you must, you’ll be driving me in my limo over it anyway.

Capfire
Capfire

Love it!

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

Or, as my Cap son would say, I’m a Capricorn, feel free to shit in the street if you must, my butler will clean it up.

hippychic
hippychic

I’m a libran, I see this way I see that way. I have licence to say “stop making me decide I want both”, and I want to spruse that up a bit and make it smell good. No I don’t want to fight about it!!!!! maybe later ๐Ÿ™‚

GeorgeSand
GeorgeSand

I’m a Scorpio and who’s asking?

Lauren
Lauren

Or..I’m a Scorpio and so impossibly deep and complex that there is no single phrase that could possibly capture what it means to be me.

GeorgeSand
GeorgeSand

Haha! Yes, but my Cappy moon and asc. made sure I did the work and distilled it down nonetheless.

Seabird
Seabird

I’m a Gemini. I’ve got a license to see anything in several different ways, sometimes all at the same time. And no, I am not flaky and I have a very strict moral code. You just don’t get it, that’s all. DO try to keep up.

Anon
Anon

Damn straight.
Gemini’s. Double the shit. Which is fertilizer.
No wonder we are full of great ideas.

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go

My Aqua bro once described my goodself as ‘The Bulldozer’. When pressed he said ‘Slow to get going, but unstoppable once she reaches full speed’.

I got a nickname ‘The Compressor’ by a car crazy co-worker for ‘having nice lines, but out of my price range’

I am Taurus. Don’t make me get off this couch. Wait… you have chocolate?

Pegasus
Pegasus

Whenever i come across a problem in the way, i just say to myself
‘obstacle courses for horses’ & jump over them.
Catch call is Freedom in massive doses. Strongly dislike being in
four walls….any walls.

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Publicly denouncing the size of a Leo’s genitalia in a mainstream book, dude must have a deathwish. It’s very saggitarius tho isn’t it.

i’m a Leo, catty and with a license to sing/dance in the street. Why would you want to shit in the street? Or is he referring to how sagittarians can shit all over the the sensibility of people who know them?

Little Joey
Little Joey

Yeah, but to his credit, he did say that he had big balls (LOL!!)

ArienScorp
ArienScorp

I’m Aries. That impossible looking obstacle in front of us? Naw…it just needs a little push..

Ali B Aqua
Ali B Aqua

I’m aqua โ€” too busy looking inwards to see the street.

Slug Bug
Slug Bug

Yep I like that motto Ali – is that why we often step in Saggo shit?

Sluggy

Ali B Aqua
Ali B Aqua

Ha! absolutely.

Little Joey
Little Joey

I’m Taurus – complete bull.

MsNoir
MsNoir

I’m a Leo with Venus in Virgo, and I say: pick thy crap up off my
path – PRONTO! And secondly WHO gave you that license?!! Sags think that the world is one big field of roses and poppies and they OWN it. As if nature is theirs to do as they please with…
And, oh God, how I hate those bonfires they light on some poor, unsuspecting beach… With TOO much beer and fuzzy references to great mystics…

Pegasus
Pegasus

Do you know me?

MsNoir
MsNoir

Probably.

Saggarama
Saggarama

Sagg IS nature to some extent…Perhaps Leo, Venus in Virgo can just step around the path’s poo-poo and keep going if it does not delight the senses?

Tho Confucius say “poo-poo on path a tell tell”

Like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, she fell asleep in a field of poppies via the witch’s demise for her, but awoke, and there in the distance was the Emerald City.

Saggie’s hope you’ll dream a good dream if you’re going to dream one at all.

All Mystics hope that for you.

MsNoir
MsNoir

“if it does not delight the senses” lol … Chances are it won’t! ๐Ÿ˜€

Herby
Herby

LOL … you are so right. My sister is a saggo and she’s got a heart of gold but by golly, do not admit to her that you did not volunteer or donate for the Brisbane floods because she wants the world to be rosy again … and she will let you know that she’s the boss in getting it there ๐Ÿ˜‰

MsNoir
MsNoir

You know what? Since I am in California I think I’ll go ahead and reveal the lapse of volunteer work in Brisbane to your gold-hearted sister… ๐Ÿ™‚

Herby
Herby

Haha Ms Noir. ๐Ÿ™‚ I was out there for three days. I worked from 8am until midnight on Thursday and from 6am – 8:30am on Friday so that I could take Friday off to help a mate who lost pretty much everything. On Friday we salvaged what we could from the mud. On Saturday we cleaned the horrible stinky mud away. On Sunday we washed his clothes at a laundromat and sorted the few things we managed to rescue. Now I can’t wait until Thursday when I can empty my rubbish bin because it stinks like river mud ๐Ÿ™ So… Read more »

hippychic
hippychic

Herby I knew it would get stinking hot here when the rain finally stopped. Although I was saying that in early November.
Or are you in Air con?
OMG I’m MELTING, it must be really stinky now in some of those places.

Herby
Herby

I have aircon in my office. But once I leave the building to go home it will be gross again. Am happy to see the sun though. I was struggling a bit with that seasonal affected depression from all that rain. Am going to do some gardening after work to celebrate the sunshine.

virgolicious
virgolicious

Is he referring to the size of his todger? He had something to say about Mick’s in the book!

Anonymous
Anonymous

I’m a Sagittarian – freedom and rebellion against restrictive norms (restrictive norms being quite subjective and not really thinking about other people?)

Anonymous
Anonymous

I’m a Cancer yeah baby whatever tickles your fancy.but why?

Tamberlaine
Tamberlaine

I’m Virgo. Fully integrated, whole. I have a license to ask why would you want to shit in the street ?

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

I doubt it’s a literal reference ….

amilovesyou
amilovesyou

LOL Ummm I don’t think she was asking… I think that’s her “line” hahahaha xxx

leony
leony

hahah excellent

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

read Keef’s book – says it all!!

๐Ÿ˜‰

virgolicious
virgolicious

cracking holiday read eh?

Pegasus
Pegasus

Exactly, it’s waiting for me up North this week when i go for 7 days Aquaman minding while Cowgirl is in Zurich for that time. The Stones manager at the time Andrew Loog Oldham tried to chat me up when i was a sweet young thing at their after gig party in Melba. (’65) He, the manager was the first man i had ever seen in pancake make-up, apart from window dressers & The Arts Balls. Jagger went for my girlfriend as she was the image of Twiggy with long hair. he gave her a cute tiny wooden pig she… Read more »

Capfire
Capfire

Fascinating life you lead Pegs.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

you’ll dig Keef tome Pegs – its a ripper read!!

awesome recall given his lifestyle ….. ๐Ÿ˜‰ xox