“…So yah, i am pretending to work and to read this ponderous drivel but honestly, FUQ YOU. The moment Mars gets into Saggo next week i am gone, dude. As for the cluster-fuq in Scorpio…is there, like, a PILL for this? A Bach flower remedy? As soon as i get over these homicidal urges and this latest hangover i am going to Live Free man. There will be no fetters. There will be no stupid phones. No borders. No banks. No monogamy. No fuqing forms…what’s that? My attitude? Holy HELL. 168 more hours until Mars gets into Sagittarius. I’ll treat this like a really long-haul flight now. Answer your own fuqing phone. I’m gonna put on my icy blue enyzmatic volcano eye-mask and listen to some astral jazz….”
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