The Current State Of Saggo

Filed in Sagittarius

1940s styled blonde secretary in vintage office“…So yah, i am pretending to work and to read this ponderous drivel but honestly, FUQ YOU. The moment Mars gets into Saggo next week i am gone, dude. As for the cluster-fuq in Scorpio…is there, like, a PILL for this?  A Bach flower remedy? As soon as i get over these homicidal urges and this latest hangover i am going to Live Free man. There will be no fetters. There will be no stupid phones. No borders. No banks. No monogamy. No fuqing forms…what’s that?  My attitude? Holy HELL.  168 more hours until Mars gets into Sagittarius. I’ll treat this like a really long-haul flight now. Answer your own fuqing phone. I’m gonna put on my icy blue enyzmatic volcano eye-mask and listen to some astral jazz….”

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Tessa Zeng
Tessa Zeng

HAHAHAHHAAH.
That explains why I skipped a full day of class yesterday and slept till noon. (Totally uncharacteristic). Damn. Work today should be interesting…

year of the fox
year of the fox

I’m Saggo rising and must agree with the sentiments. gah. i want out. I want a vacation. :3

ale
ale

Mystic– I love it when you Talk Like that!!!

prowlncat
prowlncat

“Scientists say: Saggos are most likely to be famous, young and have sex with each other”

prowlncat
prowlncat

New Woman says: “Science chicks want to play Bones”.

Bluesky
Bluesky

I think I want my new look to be HER. I want my hair lacquered and platinum and I want that suit. I’ve been envisioning all this 1930s-40s looks lately, like my brain is just “seeing” the fashion of that era on its own accord. Don’t know what that’s about.

Sagg is in my 5th house, hmmmm.

whatevs
whatevs

Not because it’s phallic or anything but I’m enamored of that stamp she has on her desk. I wonder what colour the ink is.

bluelibra
bluelibra

Apt. My Sagg mother…….

Jac
Jac

Oh Lordy Mystic this is so apt for me today as I feel as I have been at everbody’s beck and call, juggling all balls graciously whilst inwardly wanting to screech at the next person who dares to impose even the smallest obligation upon me. I can feel the frission building within…gah!!

monte
monte

Sagittarians (and Aquarians btw) are so over rated on this site. Haven’t any of you ever been cornered by a Sagg on their soap box boring the crap out of you about how Eckhart Tolle (Ekky to Sagg) has got all wrong because he doesn’t mention the “devil”. And he knows he’s wrong because he has seen the said “devil”. Or the Sagg who has “dropped out” so far he has become a drop kick (or certifiable). Or the one who is gunna help with this or gunna help with that…. ….sheesh….small doses! PS I know I’m generalizing and I’m… Read more »

Fi
Fi

Kick all the shit you want at us, sweetie! Collectively, we’re big enough to take it without sulking!!

shell
shell

All signs are over rated on this site Monte, ain’t it fab!

monte
monte

…..keepin’ it real ;~)

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

I think this might be a typo and she is actually a Leo because this is basically my LIFE right now

FireyBovine
FireyBovine

… all i know is that within a week I have joined a band that has stuff happening a few times a week, and so a new group of wonderful people, and am falling in with a soulmate, and have decided to move to another city, 2hrs away from said band, said mate …

Ms.
Ms.

i read that as band-aid

FireyBovine
FireyBovine

lol – the whole situation could either be said Band-Aid (for old wounds), or Band-Aids will be required in the future …

prowlncat
prowlncat

ummmmm … I hear a voice … it whispers “venus retrograde” – actually it’s screaming but that could just be me wincing after spending 48 hours in some sort of coma

FireyBovine
FireyBovine

hearing that scream too – or subaudible hum – apply mona lisa smile and carry on – he is a leo …

Equilibrium Girl (nee Stress Princess)
Equilibrium Girl (nee Stress Princess)

Oh Mystic, you so funnyyy!!!!!

The term “cluster-fuq” still cracks me up – and i need a little cracking up of the good kind at the mo 🙂

Ms.
Ms.

should be in the dictionary imo

prowlncat
prowlncat

Yeah my Moon in Sagg/Merc in Leo and Aqua Mars no likey likey this … this … this feckin godawful one-way express ticket to the zombie party goin down in Hades. So zonked I can hardly think/move/work/write/type/give a shit/eat … forget flippin prayin and lovin – that can go STUFF ITSELF …

Spent virtually the past two days in bed and I think I’m going back there for round three of extreme power napping .. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Fi
Fi

Hold on, honey: the cavalry is on its way to get you the fuq outta there (out of Hades, I mean….stay in bed in the meantime!)

prowlncat
prowlncat

Oh Mars bathe me in your Saggacious wonderment!

shell
shell

Massively Scorp appropriate though. Check out a band called Low. In your town tomorrow (syd). Described somewhere as music for post traumatic syndrome. Harmonizing about death, murder etc.
Hooray for me I’m going to see them once I sober up and struggle past my bedtime. Can’t be arsed you tubing folks, sounds best on vinyl anyway.
right, slinks back to couch.

Pegasus
Pegasus

I forget to look at monthly scopes so just did so & LO
said tranquility-spa break for mid-October.
Went for 6 days at beach house and came back totally regenerated
then threw caution to the wind & resumed work with stunning success.
With Mars going into my sign, looks like the buzzz wil continue.
The universe is on my side…it took a while 🙂

Curious about Nov 5 when Sun Moon Mars Venus Scorpio are boogie-ing
it up. Vibey as.

Fi
Fi

Is it the new scorp moon on 5/11? That’d be weird, cos it would mean that this year, both my mum and I have new moons on our respective birthdays – that is if new Sagg moon is on 6/12?…

Pegasus
Pegasus

Yes, it’s a Scorpio New Moon on 5th.
And Sag NM on 6th Dec.
You are a Sagg with a Scorp mother as well>

Fi
Fi

Thanks for confirming that – wow, so it’s true re the new moon thing. Big year for both of us ahead, I guess…

Yep, am a Sagg with Scorpio rising and multiple conjunct planets/serious asteroids (5!) in Scorp; and Scorp mother has Sagg moon!

whatevs
whatevs

SO, hey, along with the upswing in the colonics and the breatharians, the dark lippie is back in ads etc. – another circa 1987-98 trend – is this jupiters handiwork? What brings back that which has only relatively recently passed? Or is time/technology speeding us up and retro is really just last decade now??

shell
shell

Text brains = short memory?
Everything googlable makes recycling less effort/obvious?
Now my brain has flitted on to your recent haremish pant thing, and I have been drinking during the day in the sun so can’t be more intelligent than that.
Premptively celebrating mars in fire sign.

whatevs
whatevs

OMG you simply HAVE to let it go this harem idea you have in your head they WERE jodphurs I tell you….

; o)

Am thinking the last time I remember jodphurs was the late 80s – or did I miss a phase? I’ve realised there some patches of fashion and music that I just totally checked out on and went off on my own tangent – I would remember jodhpurs though I’m sure of it.

Leo Princess
Leo Princess

There were so many things I missed out on (in no particular order)… Jodphurs, leggings, hipster jeans with obligatory whaletail gstring, Wham!, Neighbours, Home and Away, the Sydney Olympics, John Farnham…whew!

whatevs
whatevs

hey seuss there are some thing on your list I was unaware I’d missed! Gotta say I find it hard to believe anyone missed john farnham, the man who spans decades and still won’t fuq off – is he the “this will be the last time” guy? I get him and jimmy barnes mixed up. Are you sure you missed him and weren’t just writhing in foetal position somewhere in denial of his talent : o) I know we should all be proud of medical advances and the longevity of the species but sometimes I think nature was right to… Read more »

Leo Princess
Leo Princess

Whatevs, couldn’t agree more re Barnesy and Farnsy. Didn’t miss them so much as deliberately avoid at every opportunity.

Anonymous
Anonymous

so, this neatly coiffed lady looks nothing like a saggie, is that becasuse it’s more emblematic of how saggies are Feeling rather than any thing “real” as such?

either way i am *identifying*, baby, saggo or not.

But [fittingly according to MM’s advice too for fish-ppl] – I am motivated solely by money, sanity and health right now and it feels like it will stay this way until near Xmas! or at least part-way through silly season, which we all know lasts from Melbourne Cup Day until Australia day…

Fi
Fi

strangely, I’ve been wearing an up-do every day for weeks.

The minute mars moves into sagg, it’s gonna be flowin’ wild and free – including the bits that constantly fall into my eyes so I have to keep tossing my head back – without apology, baby….

saggigal
saggigal

ive been wearing my hair up in a bun lately too…when ive *always* worn my hair long, out, etc..

i’m feeling severe, ambitious, single minded, and very wisened.
-is this how caps feel all the time??

bring on mars in Sag.

saggigal
saggigal

and been feeling freaking exhausted at the same time. Like bed at 8pm kind of exhausted.

Fi
Fi

Ditto on that, darlin. Its all the processing going on in background – like a whole goddam epic going on in dreams every night – not to mention how fuqing exhaustingly boring it is being severe and ambitious and all adult-like with the bucks…

saggigal
saggigal

so true Fi. i have had dreams about literally every single one of my exs this venus retro. Like im (vividly) reliving my relationship past one night at a time.

– in every one., they tell me they are in love with me. Im assuming (jungian analyst style) that this is my masculine psyche finally making peace.

or maybe they all love me. LOL. 🙂

and yes, is truly exhausting being so responsible constantly.

saggaqua
saggaqua

hahahahahaa! Superb! You read my mind Mystic. Thanks for sending some sagg vibes out there as I think I actually forgot to be one. Dress style has certainly been a bit anally retentive/stepford-zombie of late. As per other saggs on here, new inspiration = new flowing beach haircut for summer. The image just popped into my mind and I actually saw the word YES in capitals. Who said u cant climb ladders/be totally amazing AND chill the fuq out at the same time. *Picks up world with both hands, turns upside down and shakes* Can we lighten up already!

Fi
Fi

Soooo on the money Mystic. Last night, after i read the weekly scopes, I wrote the following, but decided not to post it, and just keep it for myself to re-read over cofee this morning. But now might be the appropriate time….. “Ooooh….love the weekly this week Mystic. My life as my martial art….ooh yeah. Fuq off Pluto!! See ya Saturn!!! The Fire is back from the dead any moment soon and then I’m off on a Mars jag for at least six weeks and you can’t stop me!!!!! Can you hear the thunder?? Its Mars into Sagg, pawing at… Read more »

shell
shell

Fi you crack me up

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

hilar!!

shell
shell

Drink on the job honey, makes it all better.

whatevs
whatevs

LOL I’ve done that and it SO does…

Ms.
Ms.

I think I met this secretary

Victoria
Victoria

So, this Saggo is about to be dealt a Mars square Uranus transit, exact full moon-ish. Should I sequester myself to protect others? I already dropped scorching hot green tea on my lap tonight… I probably should’ve had a cocktail instead.

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