Some of them really feel like they’re up Merde Creek sans paddle.
My theory: The men will perk right up once Mars gets into Saggo on Thursday.
They have to. It’s been really strange having Libran men all low and dull-witted.
Flirting is like a kind of currency to them. They think beauty is a form of genius (Oscar Wilde- Libra) and are usually able to see it in a myriad of things and people. Even those of you who loathe them (i know there a few of you with your wings singed by the creatures) will admit that Libran guys are usually gorgeous, decorative and easy to be with.
So by Friday, they’ll be a bit more breezy and up again, thanks to Mars not making them think they should either be buying gold ingots to hoard next to their skincare products OR start recycling dental floss.
Then on November 19, when their ruling planet goes forward again, they will be back in fine fettle.
I still can’t figure out why the Libran femmes seem to be doing so much better with the Saturn in Libra-Retro Venus combo: Because women are more likely to be into astrology? As the Libran ladies are better at faking it?
O.m.g. there is the perfect Sun Sign Survey question: Which Sun Sign (or Venus Sign) Is Best At Faking Orgasms?
I reckon we would immediately get a host of Aries guys saying they wouldn’t know as nobody they’ve known has ever done it and then there would be Sagittarians denouncing the dishonesty.
The post would quickly be jacked by a Scorpio claiming to have experienced an E.S.O on the train and in front of a famous transvestite once. Dare we do it?
Image: Eugenio Recuenco