” Dear Mystic,
As a triple Libra, being reasonable is somewhat of a religion with me. It may be a cliche but i am most often the peacemaker in my group of friends and my job is actually in the conflict resolution field. So i was somewhat surprised when after a recent (i thought) amicable break up with a Taurus guy, to get a really crazy letter from him that contained an invoice (!) for all the money he had spent on me, some stuff he left at my house and the petrol he had spent coming over to see me. These are just examples. This is like a ten page document with attached photocopies of recepits and a spreadsheet…he is a lawyer but STILL WTF?
This is really fuqing with my mind and i am experiencing what can only be described as violent urges towards him, quite alien to me, i assure you. Now this is not a legal demand and he assures me that he is not taking legal action against me as, well, he can’t. But Taurus Lawyer says NOTHING of the reasons i dropped him (stingy, begrudging, obsessed with the apparent prestige of his stupid family, boring in bed, pompous – not that he knows all of these) but just that as the relationship has failed to live up to his expectations, he is seeking some redress for his expenses over the past year.
My question: Is this normal for Taurus men? Is this at all normal for anyone? I am so stressed out and freaked out by this (at one point i really adored Taurus Lawyer, thought he was The One etc) that i have just gone and booked a two hour massage, even though i hate to be touched by anyone not a lover or my beautician. I need something to stop my rage, tension and confusion. Please Help!
The Libran PreRaphaelite “
Dear Libran PreRaphaelite,
Actually, I had a Libran friend at school whose Scorpio mother issued her with just such a bill when she turned 18. Only it was from when my friend had been adopted, at age two. Scorpio Mom did not expect payment but she wanted her expenses seen and acknowledged. And yes, they were itemized.
Okay my thoughts: You had a lucky escape. Imagine if you were married to Taurus Lawyer. Or living with him and getting invoices every week.
Get the massage. It will be good for you. And you either ignore the whole thing, just keep being fabulous Libran PreRaphaelite, resolving conflict where-ever you go OR you send him an invoice back. You could conceivably bill him for sex, your transport fees, cosmetics, waxing and the cost of your massages to de-kink your clenched jaw from having to read all his drivel.
Taureans do tend to act out emotions via their stuff. They don’t like it being messed with and well, maybe this is actually is screwed up way of saying he loves you and he did invest a lot of feelings and hopes in you? Could it be a joke?
What do other people think?
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