Why Is It So Hard To Break Up With A Taurus?

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Taurus? Are Taurus and Libra relationships particularly fraught? Mystic advises a Libra in the thick of it.

Dear Mystic,

As a triple Libra, being reasonable is somewhat of a religion with me. It may be a cliche, but I am most often the peacemaker in my group of friends, and my job is in the conflict resolution field. So, I was somewhat surprised when after a recent amicable break up with a Taurus, to get a crazy letter from him. It contained an invoice (!) for all the money he had spent on me, some stuff he left at my house and the petrol he had spent coming over to see me. These are just examples. It is a ten-page document with attached photocopies of receipts and a spreadsheet. He is a lawyer but STILL WTF?

This is fuqing with my mind, and I am experiencing what can only be described as violent urges towards him, quite alien to me, I assure you. Now, this is not a legal demand, and he assures me that he is not taking legal action against me as, well, he can’t. But Taurus Lawyer says NOTHING of the reasons I dropped him but just that as the relationship has failed to live up to his expectations, he is seeking some redress for his expenses over the past year.

My question: Is this normal for Taurus men?  Is this at all normal for anyone? I am so freaked out by this. I adored him at one point. And I was even vaguely wondering if I had made the wrong decision and whether I should reach out for another try.  But this makes me feel ill. Did he think it was a transaction the whole time? 

The Libran PreRaphaelite 

Taurus and Libra Relationships Do Often End Up Being All About ‘The Stuff.’

Dear Libran PreRaphaelite,

Actually, I had a Libran friend at school whose Scorpio mother issued her with just such a bill when she turned 18. Only it was from when my friend had been adopted, at age two. Scorpio Mom did not expect a payment, but she wanted her expenses seen and acknowledged. And yes, they were itemized.

Okay, my thoughts:  You had a lucky escape. Imagine if you were married to Taurus Lawyer. Or living with him and getting invoices every week. Or knowing his consciousness was that transactional and begrudging. You’re both Venus-ruled signs, so I am sure you got along wonderfully on some levels. But this feels like a Saturn malfunction on his part. It’s not a normal Taurus thing. I think he wanted to hurt you, to belittle you by saying in writing that he believes he “fired” you. 

You have two choices. (1) Ignore the whole thing and carry on resolving conflicts, being fabulous. (2) Send him an invoice back. Bill him for sex, your transport fees, cosmetics, waxing and the cost of osteopathic treatments to de-kink your clenched jaw from his pompous drivel. 

Taureans do tend to act out emotions via their stuff. They don’t like it being messed with, and well, maybe this is his screwed up way of saying he loves you and he did invest a lot of feelings and hopes in you? Taurus and Libra relationships do often end up being all about the stuff. You’re both sensual and acquisitive with a fabulous aesthetic. At worst, it means that you wind up with ridiculous communiques like this crap. 

What do other people think?

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Cuspian
Cuspian
May 1, 2018 1:48 pm

Having just gifted a free ticket on a South American adventure …. ex…. Taurean….. spending the last 24 months supporting him emotionally through a major life transition…. always paying 50/50 on all expenses…. although his income is about 4x mine this year….. inviting him on all sorts of adventures and being his strong person on said travels when way out of his comfort zone …. and then what I thought was an amicable breakup…. but me seriously closing my door to any further emotional support…. his first contact with me was about needing a repayment plan regarding some additional costs… Read more »

Stawr
Stawr
December 14, 2010 3:11 pm

I was with a guy who was a dead beat with Venus in Taurus. I was 19 young & stupid I was able to move in with him after I only knew him for 2 months, I just wanted to live away from my parents. I didn’t have a job when I moved in but I shortly got one. He lived off of his checks from the gov. and got food stamps. A highschool drop out too. I motivated him to go to night school and take 2 classes though. It irritated me how he felt entitled to me buying… Read more »

Live It 24/7
Live It 24/7
November 28, 2010 2:44 pm

Ok, so two months later, but (if you’re like me) don’t most of us here enjoying reading everyone else’s comments past and current as well as everything else on this site? One look at that bull and I pretty much called it. Memories of Mr. Capricorn, Scorpio Moon, Taurus rising. Must have been this lawyer’s twin. After the year-long honeymoon period wore off, followed by another year of me trying to whittle down the time we spent together, it took me near two more full years (and I’m Gem rising, for pete’s sake!) after that to rewrite and constantly re-edit… Read more »

Phalene
Phalene
September 27, 2010 11:25 am

Call it slightly horrifying, but I’m a Taurus, and while I’ve never been so gauche as to tell a romantic partner I’m doing this, more than once I’ve made a neat little budget showing how much I spent (gifts, hotel etc…) on my romantic relationship.

Then again I’m one of those people to whom money really does equal happiness. Thank goodness I date a Leo who if he found out would probably preen and say he was worth every penny. 😉

Lissa
Lissa
September 23, 2010 6:09 am

I am so sorry that this has happened to you (concerning the taurus male) um…I do not believe it is his being a taurus that is the culprit here but his being a lawyer! I am a taurus and have several male taurus friends and with the exception of one taurus guy they are all really wonderful men! Write the jerk off or send him a bill of your own concerning what he owes you for all the good sex he had with you and charge him extra for being a boring and lousy lover…tell him it was like work… Read more »

Essie
Essie
September 20, 2010 10:47 am

My psycho-bats abusive ex-boyfriend tried to do something similar. He bought me a plane ticket (after I had bought a plane ticket) and then, when he was getting horrible and I wanted to go home, he tried to pull this, “no. I spent money to bring you here. You don’t have to have sex with me, but I bought your time.”

Horror.

Essie
Essie
September 20, 2010 10:48 am
Reply to  Essie

And yes, he was a Taurus.

Kimmy
Kimmy
September 18, 2010 4:11 pm

It’s a shock when you think you have had an amicable breakup only to find your ex is still attached enough to pull such a stunt. He’s not ready to say good bye! That’s what the letter and invoice says to me. Consider all the time he spent composing it in his head, thinking about it, thinking about you! He’s still not only thinking of you but wanting to feel connected. Your anger (and his) may not be as ‘nice’ as other possible emotions to share but he wanted your attention, and he’s got it (and all of ours too!)… Read more »

Dolphin 3
Dolphin 3
September 18, 2010 5:45 pm
Reply to  Kimmy

Kimmy love the way you kept the response balanced.

Andromeda
Andromeda
September 19, 2010 2:04 pm
Reply to  Kimmy

I agree with this lovingly worded response Kimmy, indeed, “invoicing him back might be fun!” Lol. Finding the language a person speaks best in is important in relationships it is true.

Linda
Linda
November 1, 2013 3:28 am
Reply to  Kimmy

Love Kimmy’s post ..I can relate.

Bun
Bun
September 18, 2010 1:10 pm

My twin sister (both of us Aquas, moon libra and constantly mixed up with Taurean men) had a Taurean boyfriend for many years. When they split, he brought out a book where he had been carefully annotating everything he had ever spent on her. Down to groceries, coffees and the occasional cigarette for the last couple of years. Then billed her accordingly. What annoyed my sister the most was that SHE had been the one with the job for all that time, but, of course had not been keeping score of what she spent on him.

Andromeda
Andromeda
September 18, 2010 1:30 pm
Reply to  Bun

Don’t tell me she paid that odious Toro? I will be so upset if she did..

Bun
Bun
September 18, 2010 6:57 pm
Reply to  Andromeda

No! She just moved a couple thousand kilometres away. However, everytime their paths cross for whatever reason, he still brings up the money…

Savannah
Savannah
September 18, 2010 7:08 pm
Reply to  Bun

I bet he does. Toro sister is quick to borrow money but if you’ve done the borrowing she’ll hound you for it. All the while having amnesia where her tab is concerned.

Andromeda
Andromeda
September 19, 2010 2:01 pm
Reply to  Bun

*Phew* some amazing Taurus Horribillus listed here!

tati scorpitini
tati scorpitini
September 17, 2010 10:25 pm

FFS! Amazing. Ignore it totally, just don’t respond at all. You are sooo above this.

I am very pleased that I actually managed to achieve a smooth handover of stuff with Pisces Ex recently. He still has my keys though … Hmmm.

Savannah
Savannah
September 17, 2010 4:25 pm

Being Aqua I do find his actions very funny & would have rang him & said, “well done Bozo, bloody well done” and laughed, no, cackled in his ear then hung up. Where are all the bakelite phones you could really bang down? I think it’s unhealthy to deny ourselves of anger, it has a way of coming up in a rather ugly way elsewhere in your life. Or down the track on some poor unsuspecting person.

confused fish
confused fish
September 17, 2010 3:30 pm

My limited experience with the Taureans of the world is that they can over react a tad.. I have a Taurean sister who is all calm and in control until something triggers her flashpoint and soon everyone in the family knows about it.. seems like there is something about the Taurus over reaction in this chappies response.. although I too found it hilarious.. who would go to so much trouble? Recently my sister who moved to Ireland threw a tantrum because my older mother who is going over to visit was reluctant to bring her sewing machine over and would… Read more »

Taurean Love Expert
Taurean Love Expert
September 17, 2010 2:14 pm

Holy moly! My bovine souls shudders at that sort of ‘accounting’ for a past relationship. Though my Toro-rising ex did try & play a Lo-Bull money = power/control act on me during the break-up.

Aquabomb
Aquabomb
September 17, 2010 12:04 pm

An invoice!!!!!!! Funniest break-up antics ever!

Aquariana
Aquariana
September 17, 2010 12:01 pm

I am going through a similar thing. I have been asking my (now ex!) for 3 months to sort out the money he owes me, he paid me a small amount and I pushed for more, so he made up these elaborate spreadsheets for his own calculations, he can do it when it suits him! So I get niggling over $10 here and there after I supported him for a while… the things he has done did hurt me, Ive been very stressed and agree with Mystic, I should bill him for the bad sex, antisocial behaivour, emotional abuse, massages,… Read more »

Andromeda
Andromeda
September 17, 2010 11:12 am

That’s terrible! How awful. It’s like he’s prostituting himself, making saleable products of his emotional output with it.. Unfortunately I don’t think he is joking, I think that he probably finds it hard to give and feels gutted right now. Feel sorry for him as he has to live like this, you are obviously a wonderful lesson for him, don’t let him become a lesson for you!

D
D
September 17, 2010 10:15 am

I think it’s sad.

Power plays, family, status, money – very Taurean. . . but this is extreme.

. . . and I’m amazed that he has receipts . . . clearly, he’s either been keeping tally all along, or is really distressed by the act, and has rifled through all his bills etc to try to deal with the breakup and is acting up in such an autistic way. Perhaps recommend that he see a professional about his mental attitude before it ruins another relationship? . . . or walk away. . . whichever you feel is best.

Anon
Anon
September 17, 2010 8:20 am

All I can say is revenge does not make you feel better.It makes you feel damn awful. So he must be feeling pretty low. We have all done things we are not proud of out of hurt. I am one of them and hope one day I can be forgiven. He will have to deal with the guilt. Trust me that will be enough punishment.

aqualala
aqualala
September 17, 2010 7:03 am

Normal, no. Funny, yes.

Never send when you’re still angry . . .

K-Gem
K-Gem
September 17, 2010 6:08 am

Further to Mystic’s comments re you billing him: he’s a lawyer, so he’d be comfortable with you billing your time in 6 minute increments. Phonecall for a minute = 6 minutes; text message for 30 secs (you reading) = 6 minutes.

ArienScorp
ArienScorp
September 17, 2010 5:58 am

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute….he wants to bill you for stuff he left at your house? Now this sounds a bit like my Taurean ex, he left his stuff at my house and wouldn’t come get it till I told him it was going out on the curb with the trash, and if he got to it before the garbage collectors… But then I’m just a scorpionic arien and not a graceful libran (y’all do seem so very graceful), so I will sting the hand that feeds me if it won’t come get its stuff. Charge… Read more »

Dunya
Dunya
September 17, 2010 9:33 pm
Reply to  ArienScorp

“Charge him rent on his stuff.”

EXACTLY!!!!!! lol

DoubleMutable
DoubleMutable
September 17, 2010 3:44 am

Haha, this really IS laughable. I hope you can process through your hurt and anger and see how ridiculous it is soon, Libra! I once got a fake restraining order…written in all this fake legalese and FED EXED to my house…from a Capricorn nutjob who had been harassing me for a year at the bar we both met at. It wasn’t til I started fighting back that he freaked out and send the fake letter. Hilarious, then and now. We ended up making peace and both laughing about that later. So all is not lost! As far as low Taureans…my… Read more »

GemLeoRising
GemLeoRising
September 17, 2010 6:35 am
Reply to  DoubleMutable

Also recently escaped Taurean control freak ex-boss. Power games to the end and after – so.o.o. glad it’s over – but feel for those left behind in the toxic wasteland.

BlackStarAries
BlackStarAries
September 17, 2010 2:31 am

Wow. My forst reaction was actually relief I am not he only one whio has these unbelievable things happen to them…. What a pent up guy….. Intimidation/unloading with no sense of self humour/emotional editing….. I agree…do what ever you have to do to stay the heck out of his processing…..but…in a few years you will see the hilarious side. Gas money?? Seriously? I have no language to sort out what he could be thinking. But just to summarise- a relationship is not a business. And regardless if you think it is…. keep your inside thoughts inside…. I thinkyou should write… Read more »

BlackStarAries
BlackStarAries
September 17, 2010 4:50 am
Reply to  BlackStarAries

Oh, and to answer your question, no- I don’t think it is normal. Or at least not good for you. Prolly he is someway trying to work out the emotions he did invest in you, and prolly he had no clue he even had any, so they are coming out all awkward wierd and (Taurus) heavy handed and money oriented, in a way, trying to hang on to something he “owned”……. He’s in break up mode and prolly his emotions are out of hand and surprising him. Def, take care of yourself. Keep your sanity- whatever you feel you need… Read more »

Aquariana
Aquariana
September 17, 2010 12:22 pm
Reply to  BlackStarAries

Yes me too, I felt relief Im not the only one going through this having to deal with men like this! Its not normal, although they make it seem very normal.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea
September 17, 2010 2:08 am

As Taurus Venus ~investment~ thing was huge at a point. Still, he’s blaming ~you~ on you and billing you for it. Is hilarious tho. Perhaps this is the height of low Taurus.

ArienScorp
ArienScorp
September 17, 2010 1:56 am

LOL I found this so ridiculous it was funny. My Taurus ex was always very generous..right up to his marriage when new wife didn’t like him giving all his money to me (understandable). Of course, when she tried to have him cut the child support in half, she had to learn that, no, court documents of settlement are not *suggestions* of amount of payment, as she thought. I think Mystic has got it right. So really nothing to add. Actually, I had a LIBRA lover who tried something like this with me, and I merely told him I did not… Read more »

Virgosity
Virgosity
September 17, 2010 1:43 am

Augh!!! I still have daymares and shudder with repulsion when I think about my
crazy taurus ex. I don’t have time to mention all the pathetic control drama he attempted after I broke it off, but one email I received many months after wards said “when your current love affair goes up in flames, as we both know it will, I will still be waiting for you.” What a lurker.

Dolphin 3
Dolphin 3
September 17, 2010 4:53 am
Reply to  Virgosity

That is priceless, his self delusion is incredible. These guys need to be wearing signs for fug sake so we can run away.

Bluesky
Bluesky
September 17, 2010 12:19 am

Ugh. Still reeling. I cannot believe how your story parallels mine, down to minute detail. I think I need a massage…

I do think you are better off now. You were right to break up. Believe me, I had to do the same thing. “Pompous Ass” became the name I called him inside my head, toward the end.

Leo Princess
Leo Princess
September 16, 2010 11:45 pm

Taurus always keeps score. For ever.

Charles
Charles
September 17, 2010 4:16 am
Reply to  Leo Princess

How could he not? The score is written in scars torn into his leathery hide. Everyone can see it.

VS
VS
September 16, 2010 11:39 pm

Be glad he’s gone. You are better off without him.

VS

scorpiontailedtongue
scorpiontailedtongue
September 16, 2010 11:31 pm

Scan it and put it online for the whole world to laugh at. Make sure you leave his full name, number and what law firm he works for.
Very immature, yes? Funny as hell- definiately!
(at least laugh at the thought of his embarrassment.)
He would look unprofessional to his colleagues, and future clients.

But, seriously you should take the high road. Ignore it and him. (I’d scan and save the letter though in case he starts harassing you. You’ll need proof to show the courts.)

You dodged that bullet. What a pompous ass.

Bluesky
Bluesky
September 16, 2010 11:24 pm

Your post is giving me chill bumps. I think I dated this very same Taurus lawyer. And, based on that, I think he would concede to pay you for sex. So try it. Just make it zero out—or possibly add up to a wee bit more so you get a refund and not him! But I’m a Virgo, not a Libra. You might want to make it zero out. I, myself, would feel compelled to charge him for the very boring sex. A waste of my time and effort.

Scorp
Scorp
September 16, 2010 11:14 pm

I love Mystics idea of a return itemized bill. At the bottom you could put.. “Total cost of being in a relationship with XXX = $$$$…….
“Knowing I escaped marrying someone with such odd ball psycho bats issues? Priceless.”

🙂

scorpiontailedtongue
scorpiontailedtongue
September 16, 2010 11:33 pm
Reply to  Scorp

I like that idea also and to pay in Monopoly money- totally funny shit. 🙂
Then inform him not to contact you in the future or we’ll be forced to charge him $250 an hour for the therapy he so desperately needs. ha!

Scorp
Scorp
September 17, 2010 12:44 am

lmao! You know it!!

BlackStarAries
BlackStarAries
September 17, 2010 2:19 am
Reply to  Scorp

LOL!

Vera
Vera
September 16, 2010 10:45 pm

That is so effing nuts.
I agree with Firey Bovine, it seems like the kinda thing you write after you break up with someone… but you never send to them… although, photocopies? WEIRD!

Letters like that are so funny. They should end with: P.S. This is a trap.

Don’t reply.

Stay serene. Good luck!

Sassy
Sassy
September 16, 2010 9:41 pm

What a fuqing jerk wanker. Ignore it, he wants you to either get really mad or give into his demands. Yes like Mystic said, hold your head up and delete it lol…i dont have much experience with Taurus men, but this seems extreme. When I was 16, I broke up with an Aqua boy who i dated for a year in high school, two months after the break up (he cheated on me mind you) he was at my door step in a rage demanding that he wants his CDs back (he had given them to me as presents over… Read more »

Jen Scorpio
Jen Scorpio
September 16, 2010 10:29 pm
Reply to  Sassy

I agree, just turn away from it and give it no more oxygen. And never ever let him know that you paid as much attention to it as you have. And if you ever bump into him, deny that you can even recall it’s existence. You could tell him that you must have thrown it away with the rest of the junk mail, but I wouldn’t even give it that much acknowledgement.

Aquariana
Aquariana
September 17, 2010 12:14 pm
Reply to  Jen Scorpio

I like what you are saying about not giving it that much acknowledgement, I think they thrive on that and their only tie to you is through money, well they will either ask you for it or not pay it back to keep you around asking, and the more stressed you get the better they feel because it shows they are still affecting you and therefore you must care about them. Warped but true.

Luscious Leo
Luscious Leo
September 16, 2010 9:33 pm

Taurean men crave CONTROL. I think he is v upset that he is losing you and this is his attempt to try to at least control the way you go! I agree with Mystic, I think he still loves you but I don’t think you, as a lovely Libran, would thrive in a relationship like this. Keep being the beautiful peacemaker that you are and spend some time with some of your similarly peace-inclined, lovely friends.

littlefish
littlefish
September 16, 2010 9:30 pm

The sagg pilot was a tightwad. He often used to buy ONE coffee “to share” would you believe? He lived off me and in my house. he NEVER paid anything towards a bill, gas, electricity, internet, water, EVER!! When I mentioned this over the coffee shop interview he organised as relationship was in its death throes, he asked me to,…guess what!! He said he’d left his wallet in the car (something he did regularly) I told him to walk to the car and get it, or…do the cafes dishes. I refused to pay that last time. He finally GOT it.… Read more »

BlackStarAries
BlackStarAries
September 17, 2010 2:18 am
Reply to  littlefish

6X?? What a cheap- ass- doomed -to- be- lonely bastard…!!

Good on you!!

LeoG
LeoG
September 16, 2010 9:22 pm

and yes taureans are stingy both with money and passion!

Charles
Charles
September 17, 2010 4:13 am
Reply to  LeoG

Now that is just not true. We just know what things are worth. And I personally think I am at my most powerful when I am spending every last penny I have to my name. That makes me feel generous and powerful, even if I’m totally broke and only spending my last five cents (and that has been happening a lot, lately). I guess I feel the same way about passion, but I can’t think of an analogous situation, despite my numerous misadventures with crazy Miss Gemini. I guess my philosophy is Go For Broke. Maybe that’s my Leo ascendant… Read more »

D
D
September 17, 2010 10:23 am
Reply to  Charles

definitely the leo ascendent. . . this penniless wastrel leo is constantly broke but constantly buying stupid things for any loved one. . . and of course for my own gorgeous self

LeoG
LeoG
September 16, 2010 9:21 pm

Had an ex (capricorn) send me something similar so i wrote him a very blunt letter listing all the reasons why i wouldnt be paying (him sleeping with another man) and payed him in monopoly money!

Lexicorn
Lexicorn
September 17, 2010 11:18 am
Reply to  LeoG

Oh, OK. If there is ONE and only ONE excuse to actually respond to this guy, then yes, it should absolutely be to pay him in monopoly money. Genius.

But perhaps it only has really true impact on a Cap. Perhaps the Taurus gets chocolate coins our ‘the entertainment guide’ coupons.

Lexicorn
Lexicorn
September 17, 2010 11:19 am
Reply to  Lexicorn

oops. our = or.

FireyBovine
FireyBovine
September 16, 2010 9:10 pm

… actually, it sounds like he is enacting that taurean ‘write it all down’ manner of compartmentalising, and I wonder if he has a virgo moon or something. It’s the purge letter/thesis he should have burnt … he’ll probably wake up in 6 months time and cringe with embarrassment …

Little Joey
Little Joey
September 16, 2010 9:06 pm

My theory on Taureans is that they fall into two camps: strong, silent , reliable, sexy, amazing (albeit with a bad juvenile sense of humour) or they are some of the most emotionally retarded, infantile, duplicitous , mean willed individuals out there. I grew up with the former and was shattered after I dated the later. Having said that ….. this guy sounds like he has psychological issues which may be bigger than being a crap Taurean

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go
September 18, 2010 6:07 pm
Reply to  Little Joey

I think my bad juvenile sense of humor is one of my best features:)

hippychic
hippychic
September 16, 2010 8:55 pm

Wow it is just break up time big time out there (and me) or is it just me seeing it. I am constantly hearing about splits lately, haven’t heard anything about a hot new romance for ages. Good luck to you girl, and thank your lucky stars you got out of that one. I would do a letting go ritual also just incase. But I too am a libran and do not like discord even in over relationships. Poor guy though wonder what place that came from and wonder what he thinks about it now. I would definately not respond,… Read more »

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces
September 16, 2010 9:28 pm
Reply to  hippychic

that’s a lovely response Ms chic…

hippychic
hippychic
September 17, 2010 6:16 am

Thanks lovely, we grave peace like chocolate.
I am sensing the beginnings of a persuit by a hot Taurus man, I have never really been around any. I am taking notes here – good Taurus male points (yep got it they sounds great) low taurus male warnings (yep noted) should be able to sense those coming out early! Learning growing – Love it!!!

hippychic
hippychic
September 17, 2010 6:19 am
Reply to  hippychic

mmmm – meant crave peace- wierd (noted)

CapAqua Psych
CapAqua Psych
September 16, 2010 8:47 pm

My mother is Taurus and she has a thing about leaving the price tags on gifts. If it is on sale, she removes the sale tag and keeps the original price on. But only for loved ones. We think it is something about trying to show us a monetary value of how much she loves us, cos maybe it is more tangible than love without a price tag? Maybe your Taurus was invoicing his feelings? xx

Aquabomb
Aquabomb
September 17, 2010 12:11 pm
Reply to  CapAqua Psych

Bang On!

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra
September 17, 2010 1:52 pm
Reply to  CapAqua Psych

What an interesting insight, CapAqua.

calypso scorp
calypso scorp
April 28, 2013 12:28 am
Reply to  CapAqua Psych

my grandmother was Taurean and she did this too!

Libraquarius
Libraquarius
September 16, 2010 8:41 pm

Tell him to stuff his invoice where the sun don’t shine and if he can’t, offer to do it for him with the sharp end of a pineapple. It’s not Taurean, I know, but when I split up with my Sag boyfriend, he wanted me to pay him full whack for whatever of our property I kept so he wasn’t out of pocket when he replaced stuff. We negotiated that I’d pay half the cost of whatever I kept, given it was now second-hand. But guess what? We had an agreed price for a camera and I sold it for… Read more »

libran dreamchild
libran dreamchild
September 16, 2010 8:38 pm

What an arse. Think of the time he spent on that. Does he not have anything better to do? Obviously he’s not happy about being rejected. Hilarious!

Steph
Steph
September 16, 2010 8:14 pm

Ugh, how gross. I’m a Taurus and I don’t really that much of a crap about money, even though I do value it and understand its power and all, but it just should not play into relationships (unless they’re married and have a joint account, live under the same house, etc.). I understand his meaning, but it’s just tacky and insulting. He’s basically implying that she’s a prostitute, and in a negative way.

If he does miss her and that’s his way of showing it, he doesn’t deserve a real woman. Shoud’ve saved that money and gotten himself a fembot.

Pip
Pip
September 16, 2010 8:02 pm

I think you should frame it. Because in a couple of years it’ll be one of the funniest stories ever. I know it must be awful now though. Just try to breath and keep in mind that he’s just hurt because you’re totally awesome and walked away from him.

Lexicorn
Lexicorn
September 17, 2010 11:14 am
Reply to  Pip

couldn’t agree more. frame it! show all your (mutual) friends. I actually think this was a hugely misplaced attempt at smarty-pants irony, a thing that I’ve seen happen in other low-type Taureans, who generally I LOVE, but sometimes they just get it sooo wrong. Had my own run-in with a ‘that’ll teach you a lesson’ type of nasty Taurus, which unfortunately for him, forced me into a position to reveal his behaviour and power-trip attempt to a lot of important peeps (in order for it to be corrected, I wouldn’t normally retaliate to such things but he screwed with a… Read more »

goldfleece-risingfish-twinmoon
goldfleece-risingfish-twinmoon
September 16, 2010 7:56 pm

Actually i have an Uncle who told his two daugthers when they were 12-ish, that he kept a book of their expenses, and would add ”if you really want it, i’ll put it in the book”, to any request, it wasn”t till a good year or so later, when one of them mentioned it, that we told them he was joking , i do love him dearly, yes, but he’s Taurean.

I would have looked around for the camera’s !

I hope your 2 hour masage helped release the bull crap .

shell
shell
September 16, 2010 7:54 pm

That’s a brilliant accompanying image Mystic

Lexicon Limbo
Lexicon Limbo
September 16, 2010 7:53 pm

This is not normal for ANYONE!! Eep….he’s making us taureans look bad dammit 🙁

Love the pic – that could sooooo be me!

FireyBovine
FireyBovine
September 16, 2010 9:06 pm
Reply to  Lexicon Limbo

I know! Am so affronted that he could put on such a low-Taurus display … makes me feel all snooty … rise above Libran Preraphaelite … dignity will reign again with time and silence …

at least am trying to tell myself that …

Dunya
Dunya
September 17, 2010 9:21 pm
Reply to  FireyBovine

I wonder if he had also something of Capricorn…

Aqua Lunatic
Aqua Lunatic
September 16, 2010 7:50 pm

Coming from a lunatic…………that just takes crazy to a whole new level. Embrace the joy of this near miss of what would have been a friggin shit fest of epic proportions!

Go sniff some frankincense and celebrate your new life, free of THAT.

aqua_horse
aqua_horse
September 16, 2010 7:35 pm

This is hillarious! I’m so sorry, but it is so funny. What a total CREEP! From personal experience, there is nothing better than an ex-lover behaving like a total tool in order to help you get over them… know what i mean? Breathe a sigh of releif, be glad you are a gorgeous libran lovely, and don’t, for godsake, take on any of his crap!
it may not feel possible now, but wow, this is going to be such a funny funny story later down the track…. your lucky escape 😉

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