Another Astro-Gaga Competition

Michelle Williams with Ryan Gosling

Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling are plugging their new movie Blue Valentine but what i want from you is an astrological caption for this pic please.

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Soooo  SHE is a multiple conjunct Virgo. Mega. The Ultimate Virgo. HE is a multiple conjunct Scorpio…with loads of planets in Libra. He’s almost prettier than her.

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Libra Bohemia
Libra Bohemia

Almost prettier…really??

Marla
Marla

Beauty Cunningly Attempts To Seduce Time

VirgoFire
VirgoFire

Michelle is a Virgo in a state of shock with the new hair color. She is looking for a flaw in platinum perfection but is trying to keep her cool by zenning out on the perfectly red lipstick application that lay on her lips. She is content with that… For now. She is in such shock that she now resembles an ice maiden and her tanned Scorpionic counterpart Ryan is unaware that he may be about to kiss an icy face. Thankfully the coolness of her skin will tame the lusty intentions of Mr Gosling. Who will find it perhaps… Read more »

samina
samina

“Help… I’m melting!” 😉

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

GOSLING’S NEW LOW
How the Libran Scorpio’s sexual addiction to scented hair products saw co-star drugged and sniffed for 8 days. Virgo survivor reveals how she remained hydrated throughout the ordeal.

Ms.
Ms.

you utterly rock at these Lex

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

fuqing hilarious Lexi! Sorry but this is my winner.

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

And no insult to you Hummingbird – brilliant brevity indeed.

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

And Belgian LS’s was a very poignant whimsical take that had me too. Too much talent here – i love it 🙂

Andromeda
Andromeda

Awesome as usual Lexi! 😛

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Hey guys. Glad you giggled, and lovin’ having a cheer squad!!
Astro GaGa always such a welcomed little distraction in my day.
xx

Bun
Bun

“Underneath the delicate, beautiful exterior lurks predatory danger and a will of steal. Oh, and hes alright, too.”

aqualala
aqualala

DERANGED SCORPION CHARGED WITH PUBLIC INDECENCY, FLEES WITH WAX MUSEUM VIRGIN — As police continue their search for young man obsessed with poreless figurine, psychiatrists and family desperate for treatment– “We haven’t been able to reach him,” sobbed Ryan Gosling’s mother. “He won’t even talk to us unless we call him Pygmalion.” Mr. Gosling “abducted” Galatea, a wax figurine, from the Museum of Modern Art’s “Studies in Frozen Virginity” exhibit on Friday, September 10. He is suspected of a shopping mall crime spree including hauls from Victoria’s Secret and Vera Wang. Mr. Gosling was last seen while breaking and entering… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

omg, hilarious!

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

And of course the waxed virgin would be ~breathless!~ hehe

Scorp
Scorp

LOL!

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

The Lorax?

aqualala
aqualala

lol

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Since Ryan Gosling is a Libran in real life and it looks like he could inhale Michelle, I wonder what sign Pepe le Pew is…Wiki says created in 1945 but I didn’t see a month or day (just sorta scanned the info..)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hBFEObtQdM

Pepe also has cartoons called “A Scent of the Matterhorn”, “Scent-imental Romeo”, “Who Scent You”…And a girlfriend named “FiFi le Fume”

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Okay, well, actually a Scorpio with lots of Libra …

crabby gem
crabby gem

If she were programmed to speak, she would say: Help! I am a Libran fembot created to feature in ads for chic Scandinavian furniture and this beautiful but *organic* man is trying to make love to me. I am attracted by his Libran beauty but his earthy and possessive moon in Taurus is alarming my Virgo rising. I fear I may get dirty. Yet, with Libran vaciliation, I cannot resist. I wasn’t programmed for this!

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

haha good one

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

totally!!! I was thinking along the lines of the old cliche:
“raging bull enters china shop”

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

Some hilarious and beautiful interps here you guys. I got nothin….with my venus and mars in kataka I can only see the lack of intimacy and it actually freaks me out to look at.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Kinda like she’s more concerned on who’s watching her being hit on.

Went out with a Leo, Scorp Moon, Mars Gem and first place he took me out to was a bar with a gay male area in the back. Didn’t mind but he was all over me and I could just feel he was trying to make someone else jealous. Could feel the lack of genuine intimacy toward me. It was more like a show.

Belgian LobsterScorp
Belgian LobsterScorp

Hi, unpredictable Pisces! Txs for the support there. Well, I use all kinds of languages since i’m not native English, so hence the franco whatever typo slang into the sentences. Frêle means “frail” & röntgen is x-ray. I looked it up on Google translator for you, hope it makes sense. To Ms @ 10.58: I like your view 😉
@ Sweetpea 4.04: Nono, she’s so utterly not crying for help, not remotely 😀

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

lol…yeah, that’s why she can’t let him go (the looks/sex appeal) even tho he’s a controlling arse hole…

Charles
Charles

Blue Valentine.. just like Blue Lagoon, except with valentines instead of lagoons. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1112972544/tt0080453 Oh yeah, and Photoshop has been invented since then too. Photoshop must have been invented by a Virgo, for Virgos. So now Miss Virgo doesn’t even have a single hair out of place. No pimples? That’s not good enough. How about no pores? She doesn’t sweat, she doesn’t even perspire. She doesn’t even pee, Virgos don’t have such indelicate body parts (and if she did, she’d have them photoshopped away). She never even drinks water. She’s an air-tarian. She’s thinking to herself, “I can’t believe this guy… Read more »

anna
anna

An Uber Saturn in Libra moment…
just too nice!
Bring uranus+jup back into opposition!

Dutchy
Dutchy

“I’ve perfected my Scorpionic powers to where I can now smell your thoughts.”

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

cool…

anna
anna

kiss me if you can, way too pretty man

i’llpretend that your hot scorpiiman
but i just know my ultravirg trumps you-
photoshop is virgonasc afterall!

much much libra prettiness here!
scorpman is gettin fired up- but she is
sextiling all the way

Lucy
Lucy

Are they a young Italian newlywed couple posing for their first Christmas card together ? Is he a sexy hawk about to rescue and breastfeed a sweet, innocent downy chick or at the very least feed her regurgated bits of gummy worm ? Ryan is channeling a smoldering Rudolph Valentino (who had Moon & Asc in Libra) and Michelle looks like porn star turned politician Cicciolina before the long hard years in flip floppy Italian parliament. Gawd just waiting for the train to come on time there can make you old ! And Michelle’s like, Um. Did someone leave their… Read more »

Scorp
Scorp

lolol .. The whole world should be living in Lucys head!! lol You’re a hoot!

Lucy
Lucy

one of the best compliments from a Scorp ever,
(usually they’re a bit harder on this Leo eh !)
Grazie

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

funny…like the way you worked in the bird stuff.. 😉

Scorp
Scorp

It’s my Gemini Moon telling it like it is Lucy! 😉

Scorp
Scorp

I have nothing. sigh. Well that’s not entirely true.. I do have something but it stems from the psychological damage done from watching too much “Dexter” so I think it’s probably best to let this one slide…..

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

From behind her lovely Libran Sun, Cancerian Moon, Scorpio rising eyes, she is actually giving a call for help..(can catch a glimpse of it particularly in her right eye). Scorpio Sun, Aries Moon, Leo rising boyfriend (he’s also got Sun opposite Pluto, Mars opposite Venus, Mars square Pluto and Saturn conjunct his Aries Moon (makes him a bit of a grouchy kill joy and sulky, dangerous), but he’s still angry at her flirting all and sundry the night before and flashing the papparazzi (okay, she’s actually a Sagg rising) after a couple of Long Island Iced Teas.. He looks to… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

And I have no idea what that tattoo actually is but reminds me of a chicken…

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Just re-read Mystic’s blurb. Guess I was supposed to have used the Virgo and Scorp signs…Oh dear/well..

emily
emily

Even before I figured out who they were, they looked like a bad combination. Supposedly virgo and scorpio are v. complimentary though. Maybe it’ll work for them and their characters in the film. Or maybe its ascendant sign synastry. I’d bet Michelle Williams has her rising sign in libra (pluto first house) or in scorp.

virgo cat
virgo cat

Wow. I was going to say “She sure looks like Uber Virgo, Claudia Schiffer”! so my line is:
“Michelle Williams playing Claudia Schiffer in allegory of Daphne and Apollo except like Last Temptation of Christ she is having a moment with a satyr”

virgo cat
virgo cat

Or Michelle Williams playing Claudia Schiffer playing Bridget Bardot playing Daphne being seduced by a satyr…

Steph
Steph

What is it with Ryan Gosling looking really unattractively weird one moment (Lars and the Real Girl, Remember the Titans) to really hot, like in The Notebook and this photo? Ugh, actors. Caption: have him at your will like a (moon) goddess I couldn’t help but imagine the scenario behind this pic though: With those retro red plump lips, luminous eyes and platinum blonde hair dye job, she’s a Cancer. Her Scorp boyfriend is consoling her after crying over the wrong hair color. She’d wanted hightlights, not this plain one-color mess that she now has to live with until she… Read more »

ale
ale

Grand Mystic Thank You!!!! You Have a way To Elegantly Keep The Balls Up In THe Air. I love your Work !!

ale
ale

“The Perfect Moment” MMMM!!!!

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Not in the mood to make up a story but I’ve never seen Michelle looking so pretty/glam. Usually she is photographed sans/minimal makeup when out with her little girl.

Spirit
Spirit

Prison Tat ?

piscesienne
piscesienne

‘Fixed meets Mutable: Saturn’s Final (hot) Revenge’

Ryan Gosling just has that ‘thing’ … that smooth Libran ‘I’ll charm the pants off you (!)’ vibe combined with a kind of Scorpionic ‘but then I’ll leave in the early hours of the morning without a word’ vibe. In other words, just plain HOT. Even with that ‘Where The Wild Things Are’ type tattoo.

Charley
Charley

Hahaha love it, he’ll be having his Saturn Return this week too and Saturn is about to sit on Venus in Libra for the next 10 months. If only I could be there to comfort him *sigh*.

Vera
Vera

World’s most beautiful gorilla falls in love with wind-up doll.

The sweet smell of a newly-made doll.

Awkward dance moments.

Sexy chiropractor’s wonder cure for Saturn-inspired stiff, sore neck.

(Am I allowed more than one, Mystic?)

goldfleece-risingfish-twinmoon
goldfleece-risingfish-twinmoon

I agree Vera, she has that proto type of a polyester girl look going on.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

I like that too Vera. “Sweet smell”….Libran

Usually call my Libran gdaughter “baby doll”. She very matter of factly snipped back, “I am not a doll!”

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

you guys are seriously writing off his tattoo?

Ms.
Ms.

i’l get over it in about 2 minutes but I did cringe at it. x

Charley
Charley

“Oh no,” he laughs, “that’s a homemade tattoo”. He has many, apparently, all of them “ridiculous”. “A tattoo should never be meaningful,” he explains, “because at a certain point you’re going to hate it, and it might as well make you laugh.”

Good philosophy Ryan. I kind of like it but maybe that’s because he’s my astro dreamboat twin.

funickity
funickity

VIRGIN IN HOT WATER…can the ice maiden resist a ‘scorping’?

Ms.
Ms.

what a stupid tattoo

Andromeda
Andromeda

Ryan: “Snort, snort, sploofle, mmn”
Michelle: “Seriously, it’s not candy-floss, it’s hair. Stop, I am so going to hit you right now, really..”.

Ms.
Ms.

he is holding her head in place because he hypnotized her, he wants complete control of the ivory tower that is her mind, where she lives. he is secretly reprograming her sleepwake whispering strange dead tongues in her ear so he may rewire her virgo daily unto his bidding

twinfishrising
twinfishrising

nice!

Charley
Charley

I’m crap at these but they both look a bit odd in that pic.

He’s born two days after me, same year. What a dreamboat.

Dolphin3
Dolphin3

Caption – “tight hold, watch them explode”

ana
ana

Caption ” are you really ready for “his” kind of passion?”

Clare
Clare

Caption for the pic: Virgo innocence meets “Trust me and I’ll protect you” Scorpio

Belgian LobsterScorp
Belgian LobsterScorp

To me, this picture is a relief. An omen of “it does exist”. This pic visualises the heralded excercise on the masculine-feminine balancing out. There’s much yin in his lovin caring expression while it just confirms the sexiness and power of masculine drive in him as well. She’s lookin quite frêle, yet her “detached” gaze is nothin less than a glimps of how this mutual recpetion between them empowers her natural poise in this world. On top, if she’s Virgo, she poses out the typical Scorpionic mystique of being at rôntgen-vibe with herself, him, the situation and the world, all… Read more »

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

hey BLS, you’ve written that really well. i love the scorpio losing power crave in total surrender .. this is a concept SO alluring in so many ways. [Not in having someone surrender to someone else, but surrender to their feelings, existence, love, and more]

I could use google translate to tell me what frele and rontgen-vibe (i can’t do accents on this page) mean in this context, but I would prefer to ask you.

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Awww good Universe, that is beautiful to read…… *eyes leaking*

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

He looks rather comfortable here (and she not so much) but i love him with rachel mcadams and they have multiple connections in their charts – both scorps and with venus/pluto – pluto conj.

Ms.
Ms.

ooo I love rachel mcadams. she is my straight girl crush I think.

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

He and Rachel M broke up…he is SINGLE

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

i am rubbish at the astro captions/backstories. what i will say is that michelle williams looks very different, and very hot. considering ryan gosling is holding her that way she looks disturbingly disengaged. Is this film just a revised version of The Notebook? Dificult city grl is won over by Quietly Spoken But Determined And Really Hot Guy. Ryan gosling is neck and neck with viggo mortensen for my Lover If I Had The Chance list.

piscesienne
piscesienne

Amen to your If I Had The Chance list! Maybe a Piscean thing, because I also find both of them outrageously hot … *sigh*

JenKatakaAqua
JenKatakaAqua

Ummm, you just stole MY list thank you very much. 😛 BUT, I have to say neither of them do anything for me clean-shaven. Ryan’s gotta have a beard and same with Viggo, preferably dirty and sweaty ala Aragorn in Lord of the Rings. siiiiiiiigh.

oh, and I have nothing at all in pisces. cancer sun/aqua moon & Rising.

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

i think it’s the excellent bone structure and intense eye thing. stubble and life experience add masculinity. add some artistic/sensitive elements and does it for me every time… well nearly

Nora Parsley
Nora Parsley

Duck nose pouty boy and cybergirl play human…

Neither looks natural!

scorptastic
scorptastic

i don’t know about the astro, but at first glance I thought she was nicole k.
she looks like she’s trying? he looks natural and beautiful.

Hummingbird
Hummingbird

Hang on – is that a spot on the camera lens??

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

haha

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