A New Sexy Hoohoo Trend: What Astro-Influence?

Untamed Va-Jay-jays

Okay, to continue on with the theme du jour – are we getting into practice for Venus in Scorpio or what?

I have some points:

* Is the Ancient Sanskrit Goddess Kunti the origin of another word?

* Whomever does the US Cosmo Coverlines should get a Pulitzer.  It is probably just the same articles as usual but i want to know what “the touch that calms him during a fight” is.  Would it work for cage-fighting? Or do you think they just mean “argument”?  And the sexy move that works from 20 feet away? Taking your top off?

* Note the “Untamed Va-jay-jays – Guess Which Sexy Style Is back” line. We have to trust Cosmo on this matter. So WHAT astrological scenario could be behind this? The maturing of the Pluto in Scorpio generation?  Because it was the Pluto in Libras coming of age that coincided with rampant Brazilians, as we explored in Evolution of the Muff.  It is NOT Saturn into Libra – Libra is more of a body-hair-phobic sign, in general.

* Apparently Kate Winslet, tres Libran,  had to wear a merkin (pubic wig) for her nude turn in The Reader, as she could not grow her own hair back convincingly enough.

* If Untamed Hoohoos are back (I so don’t want to get stung with an X rating) then presumably so soon will be 70s porn star moustaches for men & hairy chests. We have to ping this onto either the Pluto in Scorpio generation (born mid-80s to mid-90s) coming of age and asserting their sexual culture, Uranus into Aries or…what, exactly?

* Thoughts?

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virgolicious
virgolicious

Reminds me of a quote I read some time back from Miriam Margolies: “I used to have a magnificent bush!”

It was the first time I realised that vajayjay hair diminishes along with the rest of the body hair (except nostrils and ears, apparently).

I am all for a wide bush – bring it on!

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

I concur V Venusian – I have been a fan of the half Brazilian forever. I have gone the full on occasion and I hate it – the whole prepubescent thing is off. Love the feeling of hairless below and agree to womanly privates with controlled hair. The neatness of a wax though is heavenly (muliple virgo planets) and way less sweaty during *exercise*. And for me it’s nothing to do with projected male point of views – just comfort.

V Venusian
V Venusian

I have to say that the HALF brazilian is THE most popular look! I should go back to the previous comment stream and clear that up .. I am Beauty Therapist and made comment about Brazilians paying off my house, so I wouldn’t personally like to see the them go, but the truth is the full on XXX Braz has been off the hot list for a while. I haven’t though about naming it the reverse mullet as mentioned above but but it goes like this…. Nice trim small map of tassie still intact on the front, no hangie-outie edges… Read more »

postmodscorp
postmodscorp

My southern stylist complimented me on my winter underarm growth last time – she acknowledged that odd as it may be, seeing as she removes body hair as a living, she really digs a hairy pit, and was a bit miffed to have to remove hers in the dead of winter for a wedding where she was bridesmaid. Cancirca, I too have noted a rash of young blokes sporting the short beard, I quite like it, even tho I’m not a facial hair kinda girl… My grooming really does fall under the minimal fuss, maximum freedom banner. Love the idea… Read more »

cancirca
cancirca

I’d lay bets on Pluto-in-Scorp generation-of-age, as my hipster neighbourhood has been filled for the past five years with young men sporting full moustache and beard ensembles. Surely this general embrace of rampant hair would not stop at the neck?? I went to get waxed (edges only, keeping a full pubic triangle which has always been my preference) at a new place last month and the waxer informed me of this same trend, much to my delight, as I always found brazilians a bit disgusting.

BlackStarAries
BlackStarAries

Me! Me! Me!

I hate any pruning in that area….won’t d o it. I get a rash.

Totally a 0 degrees Aries thing.

Love me as I am!!!

Mari
Mari

I have been trimming my shrubbery since adolescence and have encouraged my mates to do the same. Shaving or waxing is not for me. Pain, itching, and ingrown hairs are not in my definition of hygienic or sexy.

As long as he isn’t covered with dense, Sasquatch-like fur, the amount of a man’s body hair doesn’t concern me one way or another.

(Cancer Sun, Mars, and Venus)

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

I grew up in a generation for whom the appearance of down-there hair signaled sexual maturity & was therefore inherently sexy, so the popularity of the full wax left me confused & repulsed. I’m happy to see a reverse trend – but would be even happier if there were no “trends” at all concerning our privates.
I like the idea of the secret, the animalistic, the untamed where sex is concerned. (I do have my libran limits & draw the line at back hair, but that’s a personal preference – not a universal proclamation).

MusicalLibran
MusicalLibran

Me too – sexual maturity signalled by hair – so much so that the ‘thinning’ of the foliage of that area as the result of having tried various methods of trimming, styling and controlling over the past 20 years – and that it hasn’t grown back the same way (a la Ms Winslet) has actually been a source of distress for me. Children and grannies are bald down there…but a fully sexual woman always meant hair.

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

Good point – and a funny twist on the Lolita aspect of the hairless obsession.

Spirit
Spirit

The Gothic arches of many churches look exactly like vaginas….without the hair, of course.

Madam M
Madam M

I like my downstairs face smooth and hairfree……..just like i like my partners……I’ll leave the hairy bits to the Scorpios…. I’m sure Scorps like hidden things….

Indigofish
Indigofish

Hooray for hairy chests!

Savannah
Savannah

Agree, there’s a few men I deal with through work that have fur on the front that looks like it would be nice and downy, if only I could see if it was. 😛 It distracts me every time, nicely though.

Little Joey
Little Joey

I live with a Scorp a few (ahem) years younger than me and to him a vaj-jay-jay is a vaj-jay-jay, he don’t care how I’m styling it as long as I bring it onnnnn!! (Way too much info I know but I’m in a stupid mood) 🙂

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

oh yeah and the touch that calms him during a fight. is that like the sleeper hold? lol

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

i have said it before and i will say it again. i love a groomed or non-existent muff. on a man at least. Hairy chests I am ok with if it’s a great chest [or great man in general]. I am sure men dislike eating pubes as much as we do (well, I do). i mean the sexy mature woman thing with a muff, sure, and maybe it is a wierd thing in the scheme of biology etc and the process is bothersome. maybe go for more of a ‘reverse mullet’ style: party at the front, business in the basement… Read more »

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go

A firend just sent this about:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/aug/24/male-cleavage-put-it-away

I am not siding wiht the writer on her argument… but I thought that it was interesting in the context of this post.

postmodscorp
postmodscorp

I read that too – tres interesante.

Dolphin3
Dolphin3

Cosmo tooting the hoo hoo, now there’s a thing.

scalycat
scalycat

Thank goodness, that the muff is back. Always thought brazilians were a form of torture inflicted on women that thought they had to have one to be in any way sexy.
And hair on a man? There’s nothing sexier than a hairy chest.
I don’t know why I think this way when I’m a leo with leo rising and a libran moon. You would think I’d want everyone to be better groomed

Pluto
Pluto

Maybe that is the better groomed way?

MusicalLibran
MusicalLibran

Apparently the c word’s etymology is contentious…noone agrees.

http://www.tanyapretorius.co.za/content/feminism/etymology%20cunt.htm

An ageing feminist friend of mine always tells me that the c word is actually better than the alternatives….because it means ‘little valley’…..whereas vagina was a latin word meaning the sheath for a sword.

And if you want a very funny lesbian comedian’s take on vajazzling:
http://lizzythelezzy.blogspot.com/2010/02/vajazzling-how-to-vajazzle-your.html

something fishy
something fishy

I believe that the root of vagina is a latin word meaning something like ‘the bit that goes inwards’ as in biology that sort of shape, whether it’s on a cell or whatever is called a ‘vagination’.

PonPon
PonPon

Well, I could care less about trends, especially for something like this. ;p Leo sun, sagg moon…Pluto in scorpio. I can’t stand hair, except on my head. (which I also like to have shoulder length or shorter, bugs me so much when it gets too long) I don’t shave my arms, but yeah, I shave “down there”. It annoys me not to. I actually decided to start shaving there awhile after I started shaving my legs…and I had never seen any porn at that point and hardly knew anything about sex. I just knew that hair had to go. Same… Read more »

prowlncat
prowlncat

that’s fine as a personal preference

what’s not fine is when it’s projected onto an entire community

Capqua
Capqua

I like my men and my hoo hoo hairy – neat hoo hoo hairy, not jungle hairy.

Why would I want to look like a pre-pubescent girl?

happy cow
happy cow

to quote someone much smarter than i ” … much more fun to go diving without seaweed” pisces?

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go

All the interesting stuff lives in the seaweed…

shell
shell

ha, yes.
and your initals become appropriate.

Is it me or are those crazy ameoba folk somehow channeling the nature of people’s comments.

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go

Which came first… the avatar or the opinion?

leogroover
leogroover

absolutely VGG. i was inspecting my Lusty’s hairiness the other day very thouroughly and not only is it most attracitive for obvious reasons but the smell the hair captures was divine.

prowlncat
prowlncat

what kind of ocean does that git swim in? Obviously a fake plastic one … *enter Radiohead*

leogroover
leogroover

funny you should mention radioheadPC fantastic post orgasmic music. Was floating on it all day lsst week.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Does this mean the bush is back? Too many waxing salons
around to allow THAT!

Ms.
Ms.

funny you should mention this and this maybe should be on last page but more appropriate as a topic/reply to your statement than my sunsign discussion.. Leo hairdresser housemate was a little drunk the other eve and started telling us about the love of a girl with hair. All 3 boys I live with discussing the topic of hair and all love some kind of pubic hair. Esp Leo boy. loves a decent bush apparently. I like a trimmed bush myself but waxed was handy for certain haircolours as I like to be a bit matching. some kind of control… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

From what i have been told….named not after ‘Kunti’ but from
‘Cuniform’….a wedge shaped coin used in Ancient Greece.
It IS an olde english word that had sexual connotations.
I know ‘whore’ comes from ‘Heratae” the only women in Ancient
Greece that could own property.
Correct me if wrong.

Cosmo has a lot to answer for, almost as much as the Catholic Church.
The sacred & the profane get all mixed up.

sagitta
sagitta

And Kunti is not a Sanskrit goddess, to the best of my knowledge–she is a historical/legendary figure, the mother of five heroic princes called the Pandavas.

prowlncat
prowlncat

So I guess all this sexy sexy talk is due to Mars going into Scorp for some ridiculously long time in Sept? Or was it Venus?

applepieskies
applepieskies

Venus!

prowlncat
prowlncat

and I’m all for death to the brazilian and The Hairy Man-Chest cometh. :mrgreen:

Charley
Charley

Me tooooo!

BlackStarAries
BlackStarAries

Agreed. I dunno about you Aussies, but here chest shaving is an epidemic. Eww!
Nothing worse than man-bear STUBBLE!!!!

Bring me the man bear instead……

aqualala
aqualala

God, yes.

Herby
Herby

Prowlncat you are a woman after my own heart because am sick of us hairy chested men being on the outer with the popularity of the girly boy look …

prowlncat
prowlncat

baaaaaaaah to girly boys! If I want a girl I’ll go find myself one. I love blokes and all their blokey bits and see no reason for modification of any of it. Perhaps a few of them could get a bit more EQ … but not too much, otherwise we chicks would have nothing to bitch about! 😉

crabby crab
crabby crab

A Brazilian man with hairy chest…now were talking!!

Capqua
Capqua

I hear you, sister!

Confused Fish
Confused Fish

Lol mine has always been wayward.. 🙂

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