You’d think Virgo would be the Unsolicited Advice Champ but no. I reckon it’s our Crab. It’s always good advice and shockingly perceptive – my Cancerian son specializes in conversational carpet bombing sans warning. It’s targetted, totally unexpected in the middle of a conversation about (say) why snails like gardenias and infuriatingly accurate.
Runners Up: Aries. Aries are really good at advising others on how to be as amazing as them. What they lack in depth perception, they make up for with the brio of their pep talk. If I ran the country, all Arieans would have to do volunteer time as life coaches for the unmotivated. We would be world leaders at everything.
Air Signs never give unsolicited advice. Even if they walked past and you were their best friend lying in the gutter, an Air sign would assume it to be a lifestyle choice and politely point out the stars: “I expect you’re trying to observe Cynus from the best angle, it’s fabulously bright at this time of year isn’t it?”
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