Seventeen More Days At Saturn Academy

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woman sitting on bed with old fashioned bedspreadHere at Saturn Academy, we pride ourselves on sober realizations that foster a more mature and multi-faceted awareness.

Some might call this wisdom but Saturn Academy students – currently Geminis, Sagittarians, Pisceans and of course, Virgos – prefer to see it as simply the logical by-product of productive insomnia.

Analysis of one’s past choices does not just result in forced growth, it ensures that one’s present/future reality is more real and thus genuinely fulfilling.

We teach that even the most minor variety of delusion or self-pity is non-efficient, an energy sapper and a waste of resources.

At Saturn Academy, the person who does not understand his/her history really is doomed to repeat it.

Responsibility reigns in all regards but the Saturn Academy stresses taking charge of one’s health, money and relationships.

The more alacrity with which the above core curriculum requirements are met, the quicker these last SEVENTEEN DAYS of term will go.

Note that the course began in late 2007 but the intensive is effective October 2009 until July 22 2010.

If you’re a Pisces, Gemini, Virgo or Sagittarius you are definitely still enrolled at Saturn Academy.

Other peeps: Anywhere in your chart where you have the late degrees (26 degrees onward) of these signs is copping it untilย  July 22.

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InchbyInch
InchbyInch

It’s here. Saturn at 0 – 0 – 0. Like the numbers lining up on a slot machine. I’m with ya’ on tearing up that membership card and letting the pieces fly like confetti.

But hate to be such an ingrate, but the Uranus now opposing the Saturn (and squeezing my 0degree Libra Venus) is bringing about such rapid change that I’m dizzy and disoriented.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Three – 3 – hours left… ๐Ÿ™‚

InchbyInch
InchbyInch

And then I can graduate from the Saturn Academy and burn my membership card in the Chronos Club.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Just atm approximately one and a half hours left.

I had had a string of terrible days this week, my mood was down the sinkhole for most of the time. Only last night, 12 hours before the bugger Saturn schlepping its butt outta Virgo, the heavy aura lifted somewhat.

Burning is not enough, I want to shred the membership card to ten thousand pieces first.

chicscorpio
chicscorpio

OMG- this Saturn academy is SO my reality at the moment – aarrghh! feeling a bit over the forced growth, feels like I’ve had more than my fair share of that….but yes yes definitely is part of the consequences for past misakes in relationships. So yes, very much looking forward to some genuinely fulfilling times in place of Saturn academy – bring it on!

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

I will not dare mess with this!! Crucial turn in my life. If I mess it, I might as well put a gun to my head as all my dreams go up in smoke.

DoubleMutable
DoubleMutable

Oh, and have taken an arse-whooping on exactly THIS for the past 6 years or so STRAIGHT!

“Responsibility reigns in all regards but the Saturn Academy stresses taking charge of oneโ€™s health, money and relationships.”

DoubleMutable
DoubleMutable

Yep, selling my belongings just to keep food in my mouth, and staying optimistic that the tons of work I’ve put out into improving my sitch lately will pay off oh, in about….17 days or less.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Dog-sitting or walking?
House minding?
There is work around. Think outside the square, so to speak.
An ad in your local paper?
Tea & Sympathy for the Elderly?

virgolicious
virgolicious

hang on, Saturn is COMING BACK?!!! In October? Noooooooooooooo . . .

Herby
Herby

WHAT?? Don’t say that … I thought it was gone for a few years at least

virgolicious
virgolicious

oops – obviously haven’t learnt my Saturn lesson on paying attention to details:

“Note that the course began in late 2007 but the intensive is effective October 2009 until July 22 2010.”

phew.

Herby
Herby

๐Ÿ˜‰ I haven’t learned my Saturn lessons either virgolicious. Thought I had but am coming to the realisation that the next 17 days are going to be hell while I try to get it through my thick skull – or is 16 days?

Prowln Scissor Claws
Prowln Scissor Claws

I guess mash potatoes are off the menu now ๐Ÿ™

Pegasus
Pegasus

O so you were being silly, Damons…..still…….

virgo rising
virgo rising

Does this aplies to virgo risings as well? Because this last almost 3 years have been hell for me , especially on relationships. Can somebody give me a clue on this? Thanks in advance!

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Saturn Academy IS Virgo academy, i think. I have it in my 12th house. And on my Mercury. I just went and drained my bank account at the dentist, got told to take better care of my gums due my AGE and so as if feeling poor and old was not enough i burst into tears reading a crap mag afterward about chris evert regretting her divorce and missing family life. Could not get taxi. got rained on. i would throw a party on july 22 but worried my gums might fall out and i have LIBRA rising so am… Read more »

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

TLS – last week the skin guy gave me thumbs up on dodgy looking dark spot on my chest …. he didn’t say this once – he said it TWICE!!

‘IT’S ALL OK, IT’S AN OLD AGE SPOT”

NOT an age spot
an OLD age spot
twice!!
somehow I paid him not punched him

throw the party – Leonic style!! xox

Prowln Scissor Claws
Prowln Scissor Claws

there there petal … *proffers slow cooked lamb shanks and lemon curd pudding*. Easy on the gums. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Getting old is FABULOUS! I reclaim “old” as the new “cool”. I’m 39 on Wednesday and no more cowtowing to stupid male objectification ideals, putting up with shit that shits me, bashing away at some 20something rise to mediocrity. I can’t WAIT to get older so I can really put my feet up, go completely granny grey, laugh at the world and have a fine old time smoking my home made juju concotion.

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

What house is your fishy Venus in Damons? And what is your Rising sign?

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

Damons, you have access to the BEST ASTROLOGER IN THE WORLD HERE I.E. MYSTIC!!! But anyway since I did examine your chart here’s my 2 cents worth. Pluto is nearly out of your 7th house of partnerships (phoenixing re the other, can be loves, enemies, therapists too). Trans Saturn is conjunct your Pluto which is the ruler of your 5th house of romance, fun, creativity ….and that’s only guestimating your chart… truly this needs careful scrutiny by an experienced astrologer, engage Mystic, worth every cent!! You have natal Chiron conj Moon in Aries but Chiron won’t be there for awhile… Read more »

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

my nana is my inspiration, she’s magnifique and she is a Leo. Leo’s don’t age, they just gain more authority.

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

teehee – see my above reply olya…

Prowln Scissor Claws
Prowln Scissor Claws

Damons you can’t be serious? You can’t possibly be for real … and if so … wtf? … you’re on an astrology blog!!!?? Go consult Mystic Medusa? You know, the person who actually runs this blog? Hello she doesn’t just sit around here for the joy of listening to us lot crap on. Really damons!!! And if you want to go dip your toe in before testing the waters check out http://www.astro.com/ they do a free astro portrait amongst other things….

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

Ha prowln, i take so long compiling a reply, i hadn’t read yours …. shazam!

anon
anon

yes he’s serious. He’s only here to grizzle about his love life and flirt with the women.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Damons, i also cannot believe you said ‘where will i find
one of those’ meaning an Astrologer.
WTF……………Mystic Medusa is what?
That is truly insulting to her.
Are you here just because there are many women?????
‘All or Nothing’ is quite self defeating.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Gem sun Pisces rising. I just got used to the guy, Saturn, why is he leaving now? He has been sitting on my shoulder giving orders “do this, do that, don’t do this”, etc etc. since 2007. And yes, forced growth is the term.

Now Saturn is moving to conjunct Uranus in Libra, astro.com describes it as “a dooms-day, it can be productive, but unlikely for you”, stops short of suggesting I should jump off of a bridge.

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

oooo likey this song very much the mood…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_-_X-O6kyo

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

Zero LIb – ZAP / Fish rising

Natal Saturn at 29 deg Aqua in the 12th
True noce 26 Gem in 4th

anyone who sheds light on why this small arse keeps copping a walloping (& not of the fun way FA would have spectacular outfits for LOL!!) – gets beams of light & love sent in their direction ๐Ÿ˜‰

frustratingly – besties are doing EXCEPTIONALLY well in life, biz boons, fiscal freedom, fun …. feeling left out, left behind

tips pls, I think I preferred my Saturn return to late 2008 – to now!!

รœber Virgo
รœber Virgo

You’ve got several major transits happening, so hang in there. With sun, saturn and north node in the zap zone, you’ll be feeling the crunch between those and Pluto, Uranus and Saturn, and it will feel intense. So discipline/constriction vs freedom vs deep transformation. Follow everything Mystic says, as in do the boring, restrictive Saturn work, but with an eye to how it might free things up for you in the long term. You have lucky, expansive Jupiter smiling on your sun and Mars too at the moment, btw, so use Saturn to devise a strategy for action. Don’t compare… Read more »

Prowln Scissor Claws
Prowln Scissor Claws

“We teach that even the most minor variety of delusion or self-pity is non-efficient, an energy sapper and a waste of resources.”

Sagg moon at 26 degrees. I’m handing in my professors hat due to the bloody unruly students and enrolling in “Lurv, Homebaking & Cuddles 101”.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

prowlers – save the seat next to you, I’m in!!

Prowln Scissor Claws
Prowln Scissor Claws

cool … but can you actually save me a seat cause I got distracted with Philip Adams’ Political Outrage tutorial …. :mrgreen:

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

Love our national treasure PA!

triple air gem
triple air gem

My sun and an entire stellium at 29deg Gemini squared by Pluto at 29deg Virgo is screaming for this to be over. Sooo tired

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

this is off the topic, but I just found out that Pluto opposing moi Mars, from early next year AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m just finishing the Pluto/Sun opposition, I’m aleady cooked meat, what will be left of me>?

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

O – I’m experiencing the transiting Pluto opposing my natal Mars right now right after Pluto opp my natal Venus/NN/Vertex. In Mystic’s words “Pluto opp Mars grows you – you become the man you want”. Self sufficient, independant etc., also noticed increased libido to the max but that may be due to trans Pluto conj my natal Lust opp natal Mars??. Pluto opp Venus wasn’t exactly nice but transformational on the lovescape front in retrospect and that stays with you – ie you grow. Venus now being hammered by trans Saturn squaring as well as Uranus squaring her!! 14 days… Read more »

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

err 17!

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

Hi FF, it sounds really intense. .. “become the man you want”. Interesting angle. Politely grow some balls, or not so politely as there is no choice when pluto is involved. In the same cocktail I have Pluto sextile Ascendant and Jupe opposition Pluto all around same time next year. I was under impression that this Pluto shmuto is done this yr!

I heard that Venus connection to Pluto brings on soulmate relationships. Any such for you? I guess its different for everyone depending on the 7th house positioning etc. Venus/Uranus def sounds like love of unusual kind. x

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

Me too with Pluto sextile my Asc (from my 11th house Cap)! Fell in love with the French Kataka at end of Pluto opp Venus and beg of Pluto opp Mars. Soulmate? Haven’t heard that one but would like that to be true on my part. He’s on the other side of the planet but no one comes close and that story hasn’t ended yet. We have super compatible charts and it was the hottest sex I’ve ever had but timing and geography was out bigtime. He’s got/had this Saturn transit on his NN in his 7th house – that… Read more »

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

noice, was that during the pluto sextile ascendant transit? Sounds romantic, I think long distance can work, but can imagine it is hard. My manager at work had a long distance relationship with his now wife, he is Cap (soooooooooo HOT). I think Caps and Crabs can do it. I have the reverse coming, which is, Venus sextile Neptune.

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

Pluto sextile Asc will go on for awhile. French K and I parted end of Jan (he to Paris) with no expectations, ie free to be. I can’t believe how detached i vibed at the time when inside i didn’t want to ever let him go (but I knew he had Aqua rising and that what will be will be). We keep in touch mostly be email and I intend to visit France when settlement with exhb finalised (which is going on way longer than we anticipated due to Saturn still in my 7th aarrgh). He is seeing a Russian… Read more »

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

that is very romantic! I mean sux he’s seeing a Ruski, but if its mutual that cool. My last relationship was with a man 14 years my senior, also had no idea he was untill later in the game, I thought max 6year diff, yes and he was a gemini. But for me not so happy ending he dwindled between me and his X ’till I got sick of it. I’m a possesive crab, i admit it ๐Ÿ˜€ The Scorp venus should be fun, at the end of the yr.

Ms
Ms

Aww I want to go to her saturn academy!
its far more glam than the presbyterian nun run pain for the glory of god virgo academy I am enrolled at.
x

Prowln Scissor Claws
Prowln Scissor Claws

oooooooo no you don’t Ms! *chuckles*

Ms
Ms

hehe. well…….

Herby
Herby

Oh no – A Virgo academy has got to be much better than a Saturn academy. This is worse than law school exams!!

PS: what is a Virgo academy?

Ms
Ms

lol
my saturn is natally in virgo and I was wondering which posh academy she (in the picture) was at?
I think I am enrolled elsewhere
the nuns only lets us sleep on a bed of nails here, she has a valance under there. a valance!

Scorpophilia
Scorpophilia

Pisces rising, Virgo Moon – the lessons were tough, like f**kin tough but right now I am absolutely loving Saturn Academy!! I am the happiest student EVER!! Why you ask? KINESIOLOGY. I’m seeing this fab Allegeries Kinesiologist. To be blunt here tis; late 2007 divorce = 2008 arrival of hayfever. I thought I had dealt with the divorce really well you know but emotional stress manifests in the body as a signal that something needs healing. Fab kinesiologist locates where it is in the body and the accompanying emotional issue and clears this on both the physical, emotional and etheric… Read more »

LeoG
LeoG

Thanx scorpophilia!haven’t been to my kinesiologist in way too long.she always tells me to get off dairy and prescribes a divine essence called ‘divinity within’ works a treat!

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

Scorpophilia, are you in Sydney? i wouldn’t mind getting the number of your Kinesiologist.
I’ve seen a few over the years but not really happy with any of them.

Cheers ๐Ÿ™‚

Champagne Bearing Aquarian
Champagne Bearing Aquarian

Fifth and eighth houses and natal moon being pummelled by Saturn. Plus the Saturn return redux. I am trying to grok the lessons, but mostly I am exhausted and just want to sleep all the time. When Saturn is on your case, sleep is pretty much the only respite (if you can.) I honestly think I’ve forgotten how to be light and have fun.

Anonymous
Anonymous

mystic this transit is effecting the very early cardinals too, very acutely too.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

Zap zoned!!

Zero degree libra copping pounding after pounding ….. *taps fingers, reboots steeled exterior, paints smile* ….

Glow
Glow

Saturn moves on from opposing my sun and squaring my rising and moon sign (Sag) but rolls right on to squaring the rest of the planets in my first house Cap stellium (uranus, saturn, neptune, mars).

I don’t think I’ve seen anything written about it, but Cap is having a rough time!! Pluto all up in it and Saturn coming up for the square. I’m going to be so transformed in five years!!

LeoG
LeoG

Pisces rising with sun in gem 27 degrees as well as pluto at 27 degrees in virgo.and the last 2 years have been rainbows and lollipops!It really is time to clear the slate.
think i’ll get a tattoo of a phoenix- seems apt

Jim
Jim

That bird was almost cooked..but not quite..still it felt at times as if we’d all too baked to rise from anything xxx NuttyDoctor

PM
PM

Much as I’m enjoying the learning, the clarity, the productive insomnia and the culling of non-useful/productive/healthy elements from my life I would really like couple of days off to let my brain cool down and start functioning properly again.

About to start tallying the days on the cubicle wall with a fat sharpie a la those old black and white prison movies… 17 days to go.

Anonymous
Anonymous

i’m going to do that too

emily
emily

Haha, I think that picture says it all -for me at least. I’m a virgo.

Glow
Glow

Meee too. I love this picture. And how often have I stared into space, just like that…

Herby
Herby

Me three!!!! Though I don’t wear dresses ๐Ÿ˜‰ But you get the idea.

tatiana
tatiana

very sagg rising. this really has been wearing on me.

orderoutofchaos
orderoutofchaos

Virgo sun. All this learning is fine and dandy… to quote myself from an email “the clarity is sublime”, BUT HOW DO YOU STOP THE INVOLUNTARY TEARS? Not a good look to support brain-bending efficiency at the office

Savannah
Savannah

It’s just the Saturn washing machine on final rinse cycle. The dunnies are a great place for a little weep since we don’t have nice boudoir like dressing tables to weep at anymore. Oh the times I’ve shed in the loos, your definitely not alone.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

involuntary tears are untimely when at work – keep rescue remedy with you at all times & even if its a placebo, it may well do the trick.

agree with herby re bouts of controlled crying can aid the ‘steam out of the pressure cooker’ theory …. ๐Ÿ˜‰ xox

Herby
Herby

Orderoutofchaos – you don’t stop them. You run away and hide in the bathroom where no one can see you. One of my biggest Saturn lessons has been learning to let my feelings out, including crying (and it’s okay for men to cry too).
(Virgo sun also)

orderoutofchaos
orderoutofchaos

Thank you Herby. You’re right. When you’re in the middle of learning all these forced growth lessons, it’s easy to lose touch with basic responses. Let’s count down…17…

FireyBovine
FireyBovine

2nd and 8th houses thus to be rattled, cleansed, dusted, swept, purged – new I’d missed something? eek. ‘Knew’. Too funny.

Kore
Kore

With two planets at 29 Gemini I can’t wait for the end of term…

saggigal
saggigal

it cannot end soon enough.

am so tired.

Anonymous
Anonymous

saturn square sun, saturn square neptune ’till 12th of August….. Laaaaaaaa….. Sux…llaaaa

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