Dark Moon Astro W.T.F.

Salma Hayek on couch with popcorn“…My diet?  Holy fuqing fuq, it’s the Dark Moon in TAURUS, hello, that’s meant to mean fuqing relaxed  tranquility and the symbol for Taurus is the sodding COUCH. Saturn is STILL in VIRGO SO i will do whatever the hell i fuqing need to do for perspective thank you very much and you can take your sodding spinach smoothie and shove it up your…WHAT?! O.m.f.g. When i said i was doing Dry July i didn’t know Saturn was STAYING in Virgo for fuqing forever…”

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whatevs
whatevs

is that jon bon jovi on the tv? in his ally mcbeal phase?

Baristagem
Baristagem

Saturn almighty presence has ensured that I won’t be alcoholic! I have only been on one big night out & that was in September 2008! I had the worst ever hangover & have not done it again. Last night I had friends over for dinner & I had half a glass of wine & a light beer——> Tipsy? Just a little… & the most I have had to drink!
God, it so much fun to not drink, you can’t escape all your problems, only deal with them, so much fun….

andrew
andrew

um… i dunno about the food et al… but the face that girl is making is exactly how i have felt for weeks. and i’m not even IN the zap zone… or mutable… or…

but don’t ask me what i am watching, don’t ask me if there are any crisps left and… well… just DON’T.

(except you Ms. M… please DO. just don’t ask for the remote. *grin*)

Lark
Lark

But what about vodka or whisky – also fattening??!

aquaphobe
aquaphobe

i think these days even air is fattening…

whatevs
whatevs

Just drink something made by monks and everything will be ok even the waistline. not that I give a shit about waistlines so maybe don’t listen to me.

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go

I am having a nicarette do hickey. I have delete an ex or 2 from my phone.
Went to the gym today.
Took my bike into be serviced.
Instead of buying hot chips I bough lentil soup.
See Vital greens message to RLP and Pisceann above.
I would kill a man in Reno, just for his chocolate bar.

Pisces Goat
Pisces Goat

I am reading this eating Hungry Jack’s.

aquaphobe
aquaphobe

i’ll just continue to quietly chug on my baileys straight from the bottle.

this too shall pass.

Scorpophilia
Scorpophilia

She’s saying “WTF are you looking at? I’m fu*kin hot so I will eat chips if I want to, and if you complain anymore i’ll throw this bloody remote control at your head. And the bowl too. Got it?”

All perfectly reasonable to me!! LOL

leogroover
leogroover

Yeah scorpo. that was me last night everything the crush said was wrong. he was trying to back out the door but I wouldn’t let him a. 3 beers too many and b. my loss of leo pride c. I wanted to talk it thru.
he stayed and we made up but….

Prowln Scissor Claws
Prowln Scissor Claws

I wish I looked this good when blowing my stack!

bluelibra
bluelibra

Thanks Wonderful People. Sleep seems to be the only thing I can do at the moment.

bluelibra
bluelibra

Soooo there! The grief I am getting from my Libran ex has reached Legal Proportions. The cute Leo I really really liked has disappeared and I ate three slices of pizza and two glasses of Lemonade. Wine just makes me ill so am having a sleeping tablet to stop crying. Working on the Radical Forgiveness but really really can’t take much more of this shite, specially when the ex takes the babes and refuses to return them. Want some support. Want some lovin.

fluidfeline
fluidfeline

If it helps librablue i know exactly where you’re at – same sadly, though this too will pass. Sit still, breathe and say it. I find it helps. Love and hugs to you xoxo

Scorpophilia
Scorpophilia

BL for issues like this I always invoke Maat who is the Egyptian Goddess all about justice. Speak to her and hand her your problems, ask her to resolve them. Always works wonders for me and the people I help.

And honey you’re a Libra – EVERYONE loves librans, seriously they are my favourite sign. Forget the forgiveness and just acknowledge to yourself how you feel. Don’t try and push it away, its real. Forgiveness will happen when your ready. Lots of love xxxx

Pisceannn
Pisceannn

Yeah, wow, a lesson I’ve learnt in the past 2 days…..Keep your chin up bluelibra, theres always strength to be gained which may not show for awhile but is still there.

fishgirl
fishgirl

Pisceann this is totally random but do you live in Melbourne? I’m looking for a housesitter for six weeks – rent free, starting next week. I have a beautiful cat who needs cuddles and nightly feeding… Feel like you posted something awhile back about being stuck in a housing sitch you not keen on…reply back if keen…x

fishgirl
fishgirl

Or anyone else keen. St Kilda area!

Pegasus
Pegasus

Wish i could extricate myself from Adders coz i’m an
experienced animal carer & have life-long friends in Melba
that iv’e been saying for 2 years that i’ll be over…dammit.
Next time…at your service eve if for weekend or few days 🙂
Good Luck.

Pisceannn
Pisceannn

Fishgirl- thats so nice of you to offer! Thanks so much but I’m actually in Sydney. I’d have loved to look after your cat…currently working hard on the housing situation and thanks for your help way back when x

andrew
andrew

ahhh, my fellow libran.

lesson #1: don’t date other libras.

lesson #2: don’t date leos. they are mirror hogs.

lesson #3: don’t date an aquarian either. (ok, this might just be a lesson for me, but it coldn’t hurt.)

lesson#4: share the pizza.

lesson #5: don’t take adivce for other libras.

lesson #6: you’re amazing and you know it. babes grow up to make their own decisions, so just breathe. they know the differnce between love and manipulation. (something WE could learn, eh?)

lesson #7: i dunno. i just wanted to get to 7.

******************* HUG *********************

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Forget the radical forgiveness, pizza and cute leo. Don’t even bother with crying. The only support and good loving you need honey is a good lawyer NOW. Tell him or her you want it sorted.

bluelibra
bluelibra

Am onto it LS. I think that’s been part of my exhaustion because I hate confrontation but I have found two fantastic women lawyers who specialise in this stuff. I’m just really tired and am hoping that sleep and fluids enable my firm stand. Appointments are for next week – after this eclipse. Meanwhile I’m trying very hard to mellow out my glands and various other manifestations of stress.

Without alcohol.

Hugs.

Pisces in CQ
Pisces in CQ

Lol! Oh I haven’t been acting quite like that but the thoughts have been there for about a week! Seething about being treated like a piece of furniture. No-one else has changed their attitude to daily humdrum – just me!

Savannah
Savannah

Dunno about the fuq you food attitude but it’s been raining here for days & I’ve been just like that woman in the picture going stir crazy & fuq u to everyone. lol

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

so Mystic – still DRY or did you bust?

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