I have always enjoyed your weekly astrology column in the Weekend Australian. You have always been spot on. I know you have lots and lots of people asking questions but, if you have any spare capacity at all, I’d appreciate your answer to an astrological question that has been plaguing me.
My ex-girlfriend dumped me six days before Valentine’s Day this year. She is born on 21 June (Gemini-Cancer cusp). Should I, a 16 November Scorpio, send her birthday wishes (I have not had any contact with her for three months)? I liked her heaps and now know what the phoenix feels like when it is just a heap of ashes.
Michael The Scorpio
Don’t worry. Michael the Scorpio has given his permission to have you lot answer this on the blog. I actually got the e-mail at the time of Ms Gemini’s birthday – it’s just taken me a while to post this – and i shot back a curt NO. Or maybe it was NO WAY. I tend to err on the side of non-sentimental-could-be-interpreted-as-psycho-bats-stalkery-cards-to-exes. I learnt this the hard way a long time ago.
In fact, the funny thing is that it is when you’re completely over the character that you feel cool enough to send cute crap his/her way. Anyway, i said to Michael the Scorp that he was on no account to send Gemini-Ex a card. In fact, he should even THINK about the wench because Geminis always know when you are thinking about them. It’s like an extension of their already excellent eavesdroppping skills.
So, what do you think? What is your advice to Michael The Scorp???
Apart from Do Not Contact The Gemini – has he considered fitting his phone with an electric shocking device for when he tries to text certain numbers? I think that is a fantastic idea. Is there a patent attorney out there? Anyway, apart from don’t contact the Gem, i think Michael the Scorp needs reminding that the new Phoenix does actually emerge out of the ashes. We all know this, right?
Also, I think Scorpios have to make more effort than others to be sanguine and light because they vibe so intense. A card could seem, well, not right.
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