If You Can’t Stay Serene, At Least Be Amusing…

Okay, so you are off-the-Doctors (Dukan/Perricone/Atkins et al) and a bit bored with the radical-self-realization shit, preferring a modified version of the Mediterranean diet and Never-Explain…Complain a bit…

It’s SUCH a dirge of a Dark Moon.

Liven it up by going with the Dark Moon urge to (a) grizzle and (b) be a bit nostalgic. Grab a glass or trough full of your fave carbophiliac substance & answer the following…And remember, if you can’t stay serene, at least be amusing.

(1) Your Sun Sign  Is…

(2) Your Stupidest Love Triangle/Three-Way/Crush On A Taken Person involved what other two signs?

(3) What was the stupidest/funniest thing about the situation?

(4) Did anyone behave in an astro-cliched fashion?

(5) What did you do to resolve/learn from it?

(6) If this love/lust triangle were made into a movie, what would the tag line be?

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The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Leo
two other leos
it started at the hairdressers
all of us, me and her got hair extensions, he said he was getting therapy but cheating on us with his golf caddy
i went blonder and began pilates
Hair Today Goon Tomorrow

fallen angel
fallen angel

Slowly stumbling out of Dark Moon Stupor, Mystic did you write this post for me?? Bit o’ the Aries rubbing off me obviously. Very well, then..sniff as yes I fell off Dukan terribly and am now hopping back on the cow. And the French accent, it’s the only way to do Dukan. 1. Your sign is Kataka 2. Stupidest love triangle EVER, groan… Scorp Sewer & Sergeant Cappo, Scorp Sewer & The Eastern Seaboard, Scorp Sewer & the Sex Industry 3. Stupidest/Funniest thing about it was… the variety of victims/participants the Sewer sucked into his icky mire. There was the… Read more »

deathinyourface
deathinyourface

1) peregrine sag in 8th house 2) my best friend was an uber-scorpy gemini, and my boyfriend was a cap stellium with heavy pisces influences 3)we were living in a tent in the woods and he was wanted by the cops 4)they bonded over astral projecting while I wandered around with my head in the sand trying to ignore that development and hope things would work out for the best 5) don’t get sucked into people. distance is necessary for optimium personal development. cutting people out of your life can be very soothing 6) I don’t think I could sum… Read more »

travelling wanderlust
travelling wanderlust

Which one to choose from… lol… (1) Your Sun Sign Is… Saggo (2) Your Stupidest Love Triangle/Three-Way/Crush On A Taken Person involved what other two signs?… Sort of love triangle of Me (Saggo), Him (Taurus) and Her (Aqua) – Taurus and Aqua were together (3) What was the stupidest/funniest thing about the situation?… Stupidest thing was that I really thought it would all work out for the best for everyone and everyone would be happy. I think that’s also the funniest thing. (4) Did anyone behave in an astro-cliched fashion? Aqua went batso when she found out me and Taurus… Read more »

missLL
missLL

(1) Your Sun Sign Is Libra (2) Me Libra/him Pisces/his girlfriend Kataka (3) What was the stupidest thing about the situation? The whole damn thing! He sprung it on me that he had feelings for me a week before he moved to the UK with his partner. He and I had been best friends for 10 years leading up to this. (4) Did anyone behave in an astro-cliched fashion? The fish boy in the real relationship decides female best friend is the best thing ever and he loves her but too bad he’s leaving. Means he will mope about the… Read more »

Indigofish
Indigofish

Sorry to be very unpiscean but I am banning thoughts of seduction or carbs til Saturn stops opposing Pisces near the end of July. Til then it’s 100% disciplined attention on ‘project awesome’.

But I will let on that my Leo partner seems to get more inspired when I get a crush on someone else. I have 2 crushes right now but the more I block out lascivious thoughts, the more I learn about them that makes me want them even more. Drat it!!

AquaRam
AquaRam

1) Aquarius
2) Gemini and Gemini – talk about twin aspect!
3) That I should not feel this way at all and have no reason to, major guilt complex, stupidest thing is he has no idea and that is a good thing and second stupidest thing is that I should feel this way as I have a wonderful partner.
4)No, other Gemini who steals my thoughts not like other Gem who I remain loyal too
5) The best affairs are sometimes the ones you never had
6)Three air signs and a baby!

Herby
Herby

AquaRam – I hear you about #3 and #5 🙂

Best thing about your #5 is that they never had the chance to disappoint 🙂

AquaRam
AquaRam

Absolutley true, actually thank you for that, that is a good way of looking at the situation!!

Herby
Herby

(1) Me: Virgo

(2) Them: Gemini, Libra, Taurus

(3) She was my boss and we were both married – of course it would get ugly

(4) You better believe it! I played obsessive Virgo who never quite made a move and never knew whether she (G) was into me or just playing games, he (L) played the diplomat and she (T) just simmered

(5) It’s still cheating if you don’t kiss or fuq the object of your affection

(6) Mrs Robinson v The Boss

Herby
Herby

In true Virgo style I’ll just clarify that I realise 4 is a square – but proverbially it can still be a triangle 😉

davidl
davidl

This song says it all about love triangles. Well it does for me x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUn3_cdxkT0&a=DE0RD_PM8VE&playnext_from=ML

davidl
davidl

or freddie singing it, turns this ram into a sooky lambykins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t42DXVvHTxs&feature=related

muzzlethedark
muzzlethedark

(1) Sun Sign: Sagittarius (2) Stupidest Love Triangle involved what other two signs: Taurus and Aries (3) Stupidest/funniest thing about the situation: The way we dumped each other. Aries asked me out, then five days later, dumped me by email. Taurus and I never asked, we just got in bed and never got out, but every weekend he would try to break it off but I kept at it til one day I felt tired of it and when he actually wanted a relationship, I dumped him. Then Aries came back and tried to woo me, but I was like… Read more »

year of the fox
year of the fox

yeah at the time i took that meaning the universe was happy with me, but maybe it was actually the universe’s way of saying stay away from batsh*t psycho by trying to knock me out with ice balls.

deepdarksea
deepdarksea

Your Sun Sign is. . . Gemini Your Stupidest Love Triangle/Three-Way/Crush On A Taken Person involved what other two signs? Leo and Leo What was the stupidest/funniest thing about the situation? The two Leos were the same guy! Did anyone behave in an astro-cliched fashion? Most definitely me!! It was the worst kind of crush–the can’t eat can’t sleep endlessly play the loved one’s favorite yet horrible music while trying to convince yourself it has redeeming values kind of crush. He was very charming, but emotionally unavailable–obvious to himself and everyone else except me. He told me he was ‘involved’… Read more »

2Natured
2Natured

When he disappeared for days did he tell you, “Sorry babe, I got tied up, yada yada yada?” 🙂

deepdarksea
deepdarksea

heh–if he had a better sense of humor he might have, 2N. He was given to quoting Trainspotting though–‘never let your friends tie you to the tracks’!

year of the fox
year of the fox

I vote your story best by far!! Knot King indeed!!!

deepdarksea
deepdarksea

Thanks fox, but I have to say my jaw is still hanging open over rose shaped hail. . .

fallen angel
fallen angel

dds, OH YES, when in doubt follow. Fuq decorum and privacy. Really I’d rather mine was a knot king vs sleeping with the eastern seaboard.

You must have amazing gag-joke control!! I’d have been pretending to wrap something up at home, called him over and asked him to tie it “securely for me” just to see what he’d do.

year of the fox
year of the fox

(1) Libra (2) A male Scorp with lots of Libra and a female Sagg with lots of Pisces. Male Scorp liked us both but was sneaky & tried to play us off one another. (Luckily, we compared notes.) I liked female Sagg and Scorp. Sagg liked me and was still stuck on her ex-bf. (3) Wasn’t all that funny. Lots of strange omens like being saved from serious hail storm by Scorp. The individual hail stones themselves were all shaped like roses made of ice. <—NOT a JOKE or exaggeration. We saved some of it to show others. (4) Yup.… Read more »

nicalyse
nicalyse

(1) Your Sun Sign Is…Aries (2) Your Stupidest Love Triangle/Three-Way/Crush On A Taken Person involved what other two signs? Aquarius boy, Taurus girl (3) What was the stupidest/funniest thing about the situation? They were friends, she denied having feelings for him, I denied having feelings for him, and he sincerely didn’t have feelings for either of us. (4) Did anyone behave in an astro-cliched fashion? He was completely above and removed from the situation. I was determined and kept. going. back. (5) What did you do to resolve/learn from it? Ha, I moved away from the city! And sometimes you… Read more »

Beatrice
Beatrice

I’m a Leo

Aquarius(he) and Scorpio(the other other woman)

He was impotent

Sure; I was SOOO charming and playful; the other woman just waited for pay back time (and went on a very strict diet, even though she was v. slim).

God, how trivial fu**ing around is.

Don’t know but it would be long and in French and the film would be with heeps of talking talking talking.

B.
B.

(1) Capricorn (2) My Aries ex-bf, and his “new” Libra gf (3) He turned out to be a complete waste of time, because he’s not doing much with his life except talking “big”. She’s an idiot, who is too concerned about attempting to make herself look good, that she comes off as blatantly fake 80% of the time. (4) He did… thinking he could have his cake and eat it too. 😉 but not sooo… (5) I cut him out of my life (snip, snip) FOREVER, blocked them both on social networking, and moved the fu*k on! Occasionally, I gleefully… Read more »

ale
ale

GRAND MYSTIC
YOU ARE A TRUE HEALER!!!!

2Natured
2Natured

(1) Your Sun Sign Is… Pisces (2) Your Stupidest Love Triangle/Three-Way/Crush On A Taken Person involved what other two signs? Two guys, a Cancer and an Aries (3) What was the stupidest/funniest thing about the situation? Dating both of them. Nothing serious, just dating. I locked myself out of the house. The Aries worked nearby so I walked to his work to see if he could get off early to help me break into my house. While trying to break-in the Cancer guy just showed up. The two of them worked together to get into my house. (4) Did anyone… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

2Natured, OMG, they DO do that don’t they?? Wot is that?? That happened to me in an island whilst on hiatus. Yes, moi, here in LA, a city of roughly 4 million peeps where dating is a hazardous activity somehow managed to get 2 on a 5 day island jaunt in the Pacific. Anyway, Guy 2 is asking me out whilst trying to impress me with his manly knowledge of oil rigs (he’s an engineer) just as Guy 1 arrives to pick me up for dinner. Because yes, ’twas when I was hanging about the hotel veranda waiting for Guy… Read more »

miss aries
miss aries

1) Aries 2) This will actually be a sort-of love square/polygon/whatever – Aries/Aqua/Saggo/Virgo Reader’s digest version: Aqua and Saggo are in a serious relationship. Virgo is a confirmed single. Aries has just escaped from a 13-year relationship with a Taurus. Somehow Aries gets the idea that the Virgo would make a good bedtime partner, and all seemed to be proceeding along that track until Saggo gets jealous that a man is paying attention to someone other than her, and starts making eyes at the Virgo. Virgo then proceeds to sleep with Saggo, and Aqua goes batshit insane, complete with a… Read more »

Virgoheat
Virgoheat

(1) Your Sun Sign Is… Virgo (2) Your Stupidest Love Triangle/Three-Way/Crush On A Taken Person involved what other two signs? Cancer/Aries and me I was pursued by closeted Cancer chick and I was mad about an Aries bloke who was seducing me but he had a girlfriend overseas. I had a crush on both which I guess makes me closeted bi-sexual. It was a mess. (3) What was the stupidest/funniest thing about the situation? Everyone was holding onto a lie (4) Did anyone behave in an astro-cliched fashion? Cancer was madly emotional. Aries was charming seducer and sucked in a… Read more »

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

(1) Your Sun Sign Is… pisces (2) Your Stupidest Love Triangle/Three-Way/Crush On A Taken Person involved what other two signs? ARIES [the beautiful foreign G/F] & VIRGO [“HIM” – very libran aspects in chart..] (3) What was the stupidest/funniest thing about the situation? Typical pisces, couldn’t confess all / pounce, even when he was actually available. couldn’t move on until situation was irretrievable. (4) Did anyone behave in an astro-cliched fashion? Me, probably, procrastinating these vital matters of the heart out of pure shyness. And the Libran Virgo, always polite, friendly, SO interesting, charming, never actively ignoring me (5) What… Read more »

Christian
Christian

(1) Your Sun Sign Is…Capricorn (2) Your Stupidest Love Triangle/Three-Way/Crush On A Taken Person involved what other two signs? Virgo and Taurus (3) What was the stupidest/funniest thing about the situation? Are you kidding, what would be funny with three earth signs involved? Okay, maybe tragically funny, my lover’s wife’s mother committed suicide during our affair, and his wife was incabable of dealing with the aftermath (they had been estranged for years), so we both flew out (Virgo and Cap) to clean up her apartment (post gun-shot, several weeks before neighbor discovered body). The mother had been crazy, and had… Read more »

travelling wanderlust
travelling wanderlust

whoa!

Christian
Christian

The affair ended about 6 years ago, but it feels like an eternity. I went through a dark night of the soul afterwards, and it prompted me to seek out spiritual work to recover, then I also had to deal with a looming immigration problem that disctracted me for some time, now these years later my life has been transformed into something very different, new city, quieter, less public, my current SO knows next to nothing about M (the Virgo) and that is just as well. But I have spent the last couple of days thinking over this time of… Read more »

saggigal
saggigal

1) Saggi (in the 8th house…) (2) sigh, i was desperately in love with a scorp friend for years, his wife is cancer. but he never knew. never quite got over him…and it is he who is the link to 2002 (upcoming venus retro in scorp thingy coming up in sept!) (3) that i could literally stare for hours at his forearms. and that he has held my hair while puking more than once. (4) all of us. his wife was total homebody, he was total intense emo (in a good way), and i was the galloping around saggi, with… Read more »

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Here here feel better? Chocolate? We can share if you wish

saggigal
saggigal

aww thanks, ill be ok, have been cleaning and smudging like a madwoman! plus got rid of some books my ex gave me (not the good ones, but some that ive been keeping for no good reason) so i feel lighter.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

my ex had given me my undergrad books back, nothing else. after two years of daily cursing, one day I let go, not only my anger but the books too. That day I also learned something else, letting go in your mind is not the same as letting go in your heart. Once it is set in your heart, you walk away and never look back.

Do feel light, after all there is soon to be Da-New-Moooonnn!!

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

agree about the heart. once the heart moves on, nothing can make you turn back.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

BTW, this venus retro in September will be on my progressed DSC. Let’s compare our notes then, my hope is nothing linked to 2002, then my ex in my life, I would rather date an Egyptian mummy.

saggigal
saggigal

yeah well i doubt mr scorp is suddenly going to be my partner in sept either! (he has kids now) but mystic has said something relating to then could be evoked. tres mysterious stuff. love the comment about the difference btwn heart and mind. just today realised the ex is out of my heart (not in a bad way, but as in, i dont pine for him as if he is a lost soulmate) hence releasing the need to have his stuff and gifts sitting on my shelf. the very beautiful stuff, i keep, but i carefully pack away in… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

‘Can’t always get what you want, but you can get what you need’
Was that a Rolling Bones song?

Leogroover
Leogroover

so true about the heart moves on. This happened to me just last Monday and has surprised me since I don’t think anywhere near as much nor with any intensity about ex lusty. However i was very near his house visiting another friend this morning and got the hell out of there quickso so no feelings could arise. Proud of myself for taking care of my heart.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Touche Saggigal, I got rid of MORE Sewer books last weekend, and in an inspired move, resold one of them.. the first title to go, “How my Husband’s Affair Was the Best Thing that Ever Happened to Me.” Ironically, to a woman from the same city as the Gemini Tit Monster who home invaded me in 07 whilst in pursuit of Sewerage. I tried desperately to fight the urge NOT to leave her a compassionate note so went with a breezy “Best of luck” instead. It does make you feel lighter! And yes ladies, ’tis the Heart that truly marks… Read more »

Andromeda
Andromeda

Off topic, MM – do you think you will ever do t-shirts? I want a t-shirt to wear that involves Saturn and inspires in a ‘harden up’ way. But really simple..

A dark moon themed t-shirt could be really comforting, as you would just be able to look down and be reminded it’s time to quieten down. “What’s up with me? Oh that’s right.. Hey, I can have that (family sized) square of chocolate”.

A Uranian t-shirt I will leave to you to imagine. You ARE so very good with the images, I reckon we would all buy one!

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

I wouldn’t mind having an oracle tshirt, the design is mesmerizing, question front, answer on the back 🙂

Andromeda
Andromeda

Totally. And look at the amazing reviews for the famed ‘3 wolf moon’ t-shirts, I had never heard of them until this moment:

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

Andromeda
Andromeda

Seriously, I am crying from laughing right now. Must be that funky Taurean moon…

saggigal
saggigal

oh my fuqing god, that is HILARIOUS. exactly what i needed right now. GOLD! 😀

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

oh my, that.is.priceless :)))))

Andromeda
Andromeda

ROFL, makes you love the internet a bit more doesn’t it!

(“I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn’t think life could get any better. I was wrong”). etc.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

a. Libran
b. Aries / LIbra / Taura – Aries
c. retrospectively – nothing!
d. yeah aries – Lib & Bull detonated bombs – other aries revenge mode
e. believe what you see / not what you hear
f. ‘the end’

ps not intending to spark others challenged in current astro – but have entered uber green eat / clean live phase, am not in carb load, bitch, stalk mode – quite the opps actually…. happily cocooned

learning how to retrain my (newly) deaf dog
who somehow can vibrationally feel Cuckoo clock 90 meters away but not me 10 meters …..

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

soz that wasnt very amusing…. preoccupied ….. teaching old dog new tricks & winning!! 🙂

Pegasus
Pegasus

Hope he can deal with car traffic round your area, Rocky,
poor love, so you CAN teach an old dog new trix 🙂

Meowmix
Meowmix

(6) “who farted?”

Meowmix
Meowmix

or maybe ‘which one of you two farted’ lol