Okay, so you are off-the-Doctors (Dukan/Perricone/Atkins et al) and a bit bored with the radical-self-realization shit, preferring a modified version of the Mediterranean diet and Never-Explain…Complain a bit…
It’s SUCH a dirge of a Dark Moon.
Liven it up by going with the Dark Moon urge to (a) grizzle and (b) be a bit nostalgic. Grab a glass or trough full of your fave carbophiliac substance & answer the following…And remember, if you can’t stay serene, at least be amusing.
(1) Your Sun Sign Is…
(2) Your Stupidest Love Triangle/Three-Way/Crush On A Taken Person involved what other two signs?
(3) What was the stupidest/funniest thing about the situation?
(4) Did anyone behave in an astro-cliched fashion?
(5) What did you do to resolve/learn from it?
(6) If this love/lust triangle were made into a movie, what would the tag line be?
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