What Sign Is She And W.T.F. Has Happened Here?

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girl in bathtub with flowers and high heeled bootsWHAT is going on here?

This totally fits my Moon-Neptune in Aquarius mood.

That IS what is going on right now.  Moon-Neptune = dreamy, beauty-loving surrealist with a foot fetish in the mood to only arrange flowers but Aquarius gives it a zany edge.

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Andromeda
Andromeda

“You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think”??! Sounds like one for your friend Delia. (‘Scuse if this offends anyone, not my intention).

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Her professional name is ‘whoreticulturalist’
Her claim to fame – it smells like Roses
Libran, but of course.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

‘whoreticulturalist’ nice one Lex 😆

ladysaggicrab
ladysaggicrab

IT’s mercury retro and she has just realised those flowers are reincarnations (haha) of all the past lovers she lost due to her recurring Libran streak of indecisiveness.

Kataka on Fire
Kataka on Fire

A Cancerian who is taking the meaning of “Love Garden” quite literally. I could throw in some floral bush references but that would be crass n’est pas?

Savannah
Savannah

That’s is so beautifully put :). I thought Kataka at first sight too.

Ariel
Ariel

Aw, I think this is beautiful. Here’s my Gothic interpretation: Necrophiliac Pisces dreaming of reuniting with her Cancerian lost lover, clutching the flowers she should have scattered on his grave, but then glugged the ethereal vibes out of some Neptunian potion and ended up staging this Romeo & Juliet style death/bath reunion. However, those dancing shoes are the giveaway she’s not as heartbroken as she ought to be and will get herself out of the stupor in order to go out dancing to a shady Blue Velvet style club with an Aquarian hunk later. Aqua: futuristic kink.

K-Gem
K-Gem

She’s Aries. Has just returned from a dream date. Horribly pissed. Started to undress, then remembered the flowers. Went looking for the biggest vase in the house to put these long stem flowers in and was putting them in the bath, when she remembered that she needed to lie down…

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Them stamens must be really good in those flowers…them stamens are the breaks totally.

Meowmix
Meowmix

is doing webcam for long-distance taurean florist boyfriend.

Meowmix
Meowmix

(she’s a libran with scorp rising)

Meowmix
Meowmix

(aries moon)

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

lol, a taurean florist boyfriend who presumably isn’t gay, lol x

Meowmix
Meowmix

oooooohhhhhhh……..these flowers cost way less than a lelo vibrator and do they ever hit the spot…

The Empress
The Empress

Monsieur arty porn director has an idea: after reading a particularly raunchy tome about how to DO your astro vis-a-vis sex, he shall show Ms Taurean taken to pleasuring herself with flowers from her garden. Of course being a Scorpio Rising Pisces (perfect porn director???) his actress must wear bloody high, restrictive black shoes and it must must MUST be set in a bathtub. But sans water; he doesn’t want to ruin those shoes. Cue music.

shell
shell

She’s a Libran, 19ish, and confused about all the recent press about feminism. Is it about being sexy? is it about proudly embracing your womanhood? is it about not needing men? Whilst googling such subjects she came across a website spruiking Uranus in Aries inventions – those flower vibrators seemed the perfect answer to all her questions, feminine, sexy, DIY, and easily hidden in a vase should the cute Aries boy come over.

Masso
Masso

She is an Aquarian florist doing someones wedding bouquet!

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Now, I really like this. I may even like it the best.

MusicalLibran
MusicalLibran

I can’t do the astrological interpretations…my knowledge is just too limited….but I look at this and start to hear the ABC Friday night murder/mystery thing: “Detective…a dead semi naked super model placed in a bath like this is clearly NOT an accident. “….and I can come up with a dozen different suspects (the Brazilian waxer who felt unappreciated, the cobbler of handmade shoes she’d been teasing, her sister, her mother, the boy next door, her international glamour photographer ex etc….before it’s revealed that years of anorexia and exposure to too many cosmetics had given her a fatal predisposition to anaphlyatic… Read more »

Raché
Raché

Clearly a Pisces (Taurus rising) pothead who was getting ready to go out on a Friday night in her new sexy ankle stilettos when she decided to smoke a spliff while deliberating about the right dress to wear. She cranked up the dubstep and started dancing around laughing to herself in her heels and underwear. As she pirouetted around the house, high on the sativa and new scent of spring blossoms coming through the window in the fading afternoon, she pulled on a knitted sweater (very Taurus rising) and stealthily snipped a few of her elderly neighbors’ flowers for her… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

OMG……..did you know me from the old days?????

Baristagem
Baristagem

She is a Capricorn who has just spent the morning with her Japanese Reiki Master (JRM) who she has had flown in to town. Just easier that way, she is busy! She is the CEO of some engineering company & has JRM on speed dial to be delivered at her doorstep 24/7. Sure it costs a packet but she has made over a 30% profit buying up blue chip stocks & the dividends are rolling in. It is like FREE MONEY. Of course she squirrels her pay packet each quarter but she feels Reiki is an investment anyway & she… Read more »

Lilly
Lilly

She’s a Taurus dreaming of the end of this freaking Mercury Retrograde. She just got done gardening and was about to take a bath, but the smell of those flowers and her wicked cool shoes she’s too nervous to try in public (after May 11th she totally will though) sent her into day-dream-topia.
One of her heels will either punch a hole in her tub or turn on the cold water and she’ll snap out it, grumble about Mercury Retrograde some more, then gorge herself on cupcakes.

XD

isis rising
isis rising

Eyes closed, inspired as she listens to Nick Cave and Kylie’s Where The Wild Roses Grow, this Virgo Queen offers herself up as a sacrifice to save all womankind….’Turn on the jets’, she says. ‘I’m ready to go, pure and free in my sexuality, BECAUSE WE SHOULD NOT TAKE ANYMORE OF THESE FUQIN TORTURE TOOLS OF MALE FASHION DESIGNERS’!

Aquarpio
Aquarpio

I can’t avoid the obvious modern Ophelia interpretation…

bluelibra
bluelibra

oooh yes Aquarpio.

Anonymous
Anonymous

she’s a scorpio perfumista on a neptune transit, rubbing herself all over a new bouquet for ‘divine inspiration’ to nail the perfect combination of pheromones at the height of orgasm and her precisely arranged bouquet of the new florals

Ms
Ms

this is Ms This reminds me actually.. I wanted to become a perfumist when I was little. I thought all perfume came from flowers so I collected a lot of jars and wandered around trying to find people with nice gardens and collect different flowers based on scent, then I infused them with hot water and left them to stew. My mother had a bottle of Chanel no5 in her top draw and told me it was very expensive so I wasn’t to touch it. I used to sneak in and sniff it as to try to make that exact… Read more »

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Love it Ms! I still make perfumes. Never grew outta it. Have got over the essential oils tho, not sure why – just found they turn a bit off smelling on a humid day (Capricorns are sweaty sorts…) But you can’t buy little bottles of pure ethanol in the supermarket anymore… At least not in inner east sydney with the boozy homeless issues perhaps… So now I stock up on those little aeroplane bottles of Stoli and Grey Goose and fill them with chunks of amber resin, frankincense, cinnamon chips, coffee beans (great base note), a couple of drops of… Read more »

andromeda
andromeda

I am amazed by all the home brewing going on here, I had no idea people did these things, just marvellous. Past life as a white witch much Lexicorn?

Issey Miyake did a non-alcohol parfum which smelled like honey and came in a rainbow coloured bottle and I could never find it again…

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Past life? Current thanks love…
http://mysticmedusa.com/2009/07/24/astro-fiends-asteroid-34-circe/comment-page-1/#comment-21873

😉 xx

PS smelled like honey?! – it must be re-found!

Ms
Ms

wow look at you all go!

I have only just started collecting again Lex (suitcase life has its boundaries..) but you have inspired me. I found some amazing honey amber at the alchemist last time I was in melbs that I was saving so spooky you mention amber and honey. coffee is great tip. I love musks and deep woods but getting into exotics again.

Neptunia
Neptunia

ps lucky the spa is not full of water and jets are not on….she would be sucked up through the vents twot first! Maybe the flowers and shoes are there to prepare her for this possibility ….all someone would see the next day are some scorpionic shoes sticking out of the vent holding a beautiful flower arrangement

librascribess
librascribess

Libra methinks. Her erstwhile on-off Cappo sent a few virtual petals and said ‘hop in the bath babe, I’m on my way’. She weighed it up – should she run the bath? In her heart of hearts she knew that it might get cold as Cappo-talist chap is easily waylaid if there’s a $ to chase. He sends seeds and petals, and in her mind a whole gorgeous grove of blossoms grow. And once in a moment of utter madness he bought her those spiky fuq-me boots. Take me, she’s thinking & dreaming, the sex they don’t have always being… Read more »

Neptunia
Neptunia

Scorpio (the shoes) and she seems to be toying with death…..whatev the starsign- would someone PLEASE feed her!!!! The flowers (even cut flowers) look more alive and healthy than she does.
There could be an Icequeen element a la Aquarius…sorry just can’t get over the fact I want to give her some food. Starsign is “Stupid” and “nearly dead”.. Why do people chose to look like that when they can afford food given the expenditure on flowers and shoes and eyeshadow!!!!??????

joy
joy

this is a scorpio- you can tell by the shoes and the eyes closed in ecstasy in the bathtub- libra moon….masturbating.

andrew
andrew

now THAT’S a libra. in love! not so much with an actual person… just in love! and like any libran with their scales, she has obviously picked out the most aromatic and … biggest flowers to hold. she’s in the tub cause we love to bathe, but didn’t put any water in cause she is still wearing the boots she bought yesterday… with EVERYTHING (or nothing.) besides, she only has some aromatherapy bubble bath left and it doesn’t go with floral notes. her head is to the side, but her feet are fairly balanced, or as balanced as a libra… Read more »

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

She’s a gemini extraterrestri-sexual, new to the planet, and she thinks she’s having an orgy with a bunch of earthling men. She never expected them to be so fragrant, but she isn’t prepared for the ensuing rash. Anyone got any calamine?

andromeda
andromeda

Beautiful!!! LOL!

andromeda
andromeda

Uber I have read all the comments, I have pondered a paragraph but I cannot come up with anything myself without thinking of your post and chuckling. Ichi-ban Uber!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Lovin your new avatar, andromeda. And your new tag.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Oh poo, that was me. Am no anonymouse.

Stress Princess
Stress Princess

“never expected them to be so fragrant.” Brilliant, Uber! 😀

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

extraterresTRI-SEXUAL LOLOLOL!!!!! 🙂 It’s DELIA after she stumbled home from the BILL HENSON opening last night with the hunk head of security, high on cheap gallery wine, a line of coke & an audience with Bill (& his known penchant for challenging women!!). His charisma spilled over her enthusiasm, but the encounter cut short by Bill’s overzealous PR manager (with whom he allegedly has a “fun friendship”) – who severed Delia & Bill’s ‘flirt-a-thon’ by enforcing the media blackout on the opening – citing Delia’s recent stint guest editing Interview magazine, unapologetically directing the supermodel security dude to remove Delia… Read more »

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

LOL, of course it’s Delia. Awww, nostalgia, it’s her anniversary. Bust out the Veuve. I had to quit doing her PR for a while — to go on stress leave, and she was trying to tell me Bazza Humphries made another scene at the Henson opening, but I thought it was the blow talking, again. You know, I ghost wrote her autobiography but Harper Collins rejected it. Said it was too far fetched, to which I said, ‘you effing follow a gemini fashion victim art groupie around for a week — even in flat shoes — and see what far… Read more »

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

Terry Richardson’s a fraud – wake me up when he’s over!! ps just spotted Delia on Harpers webstream of Fashion Week’s closing show – Ksubi @Fox Studios …. backstage chatting up George Gorrow, utterly ignorant to Ian Aspery beside her….. seems fashion / art victim adheres to ‘Chill Out Sessions’ with no idea re epic rock gods ….?? does she think ROCK is crushed & snorted, or be a show-off piece flashed from a finger?? George’s 22 yr old new German wife looking unperturbed, her shredded trainers trump Delia’s hooker-sque ankle boots hands down. needless to say Delia didn’t change… Read more »

anonymous
anonymous

you spotted Delia? yeah right. You ARE Delia!!!!!

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

nice try mousey but am allergic to hair skirts & ChillOut Sessions, & don’t do coke!!

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Hey anon, RLP ain’t Delia. Delia can’t operate a mac keyboard let alone string coherent syntax together a la sentences. She still thinks her iphone is a compact mirror, and will be blown out if she ever accidentally switches it on.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

And besides, I’ve seen them in the same room at openings. You can recognize RLP because she’s vertical, while Delia is usually diagonal or horizontal.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

mousey you’re down with Delia’s back story non?
if not ref TA & Seabird via links above …. then dive back in. blog ID & Gravatar optional of course!

Ubers – word out – TASCHEN’s looking to segue into new publishing genre ‘low-brow’ & currently shopping $$$$ deals – why not flip yer manuscript there?

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

TASCHEN said I’d written too many words, i.e. more than five, and they wanted Putz Richardson to do the photos. Even Delia said noooooooooooooooo. Fuq no.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

so the pic above IS Delia, low-flying lower-Gem, & caught reliving her fling with Terry Richardson, tho being FAR from teenage AND terrified her real age will be revealed when The Guardian reveals its next expose into his pornographic antics ALA http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2010/mar/19/terry-richardson-fashion-photography-pornography

Delia will then be forced to admit she IS, by now, over 30 …. hence her attraction to BILL ….

btw UBES if you still reckon that manuscript’s worth shopping, stop Delia having coffee with Max Markson if you wanna get to print!!

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Thanks for the link. I’m glad mainstream media is now outing Richardson.

lol, Delia is terrified of Max Markson. I made her watch Nosferatu and told her it was a documentary. She’s convinced Markson is a vampire, which is true anyway.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

Ubes – EVERYTHING about RICHARDSON’s cringeworthy

“It’s about creating a vibe, getting people relaxed and excited. When that happens you can do anything.”

He continued: “I don’t think I’m a sex addict, but I do have issues,” pondering, “maybe it’s the psychological thing that I was a shy kid, and now I’m this powerful guy with his boner, dominating all these girls”.

THIS POWERFUL GUY WITH HIS BONER DOMINATING ALL THESE GIRLS …?!!!!

poor Delia starfucking has downsides ~ ~ ! !

shell
shell

this conversation is hilarious

postmodscorp
postmodscorp

Thank you Uber and RLP for the best damn convo in MONTHS!

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

no wukkas – PMS, glad you enjoy Shell – Ubes ALWAYS rises to the fact-meets-fiction-cause espesh when Delia’s in the house!!

even Le Ram doubled up reading it last night 😉 xox

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

Delia’s backstory …..

#comments

& go figure – a year ago today Delia burst into our world – early speculation re her shady past

http://mysticmedusa.com/2009/05/07/designer-hair-skirt-which-sign/

AquaRam
AquaRam

I think Pisces, who else would be tits up in the bath after a big cry in your drink session clutching flowers, all tortured like.

Taurean Love Expert
Taurean Love Expert

Love it, starstrokes. I have been predicting the come-back of the Big Bush for years, but the damn zeitgeist keeps ignoring me.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Yes, bravo starstrokes, and damn that zeitgeist! Next, vajazzled vaginas will become the new disco balls.

Aqua Fey
Aqua Fey

Shiney shiney disco balls

starstrokes
starstrokes

She’s performing a Brazillian funereal rite. This super-on Scorpy/Aqua/Aries chic is saying sayonara to the sooo 2003 wax & welcoming in an era of eco-vibed natural terrain in the nether regions.

bluelibra
bluelibra

I lost the power of speach. I am soo not good at flirting.

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

found out who he is and bump into him again. You don’t have to talk if you are nervous. Just be beautiful, smell amazing, have some cleavage and smile at him worshipfully.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

You’re a Libran, of course you can flirt!! At least you have things in common to talk about. Just mention CABA again.

Oh how exciting!! Hope you see him again. 🙂

fallen angel
fallen angel

Hahahaha..Scorpalicious, you took the words out of my mouth.

Bluelib My Girl, hop to it. Get some wind under them Libran wings. OF COURSE you can flirt. Hello, you were born to do it?? That’s like taking ‘intense’ out of the Scorpionic Equation, ‘compassion’ out of kataka, so on and so forth.

bluelibra
bluelibra

Really? I have a friend in MFS central who offered to ‘research the roster’ for me but I said, ‘oooh no – just leave it as a beautiful moment’.

I had cleavage – check.
Have been smelling of lavendar and rose essential oils – check.
Smiling – check (?)

Since MM advised via a Harlot consult.

Am making a point of wearing dresses to uni every day.

Besides, most fireys tend to have women ‘worshipping’ them in droves…

Just a lovely dream to remember…

Or I could set off the fire- alarm in my building say.. after the 20th ?

No. Bad Bluelibra bad!

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

“When in doubt, do nothing” or “whatever passes you by was not meant for you” that’s my 2 cents worth for today.

Only you know the best course of action, but don’t let your past determine your future.

Setting off the fire alarm after 20th sounds like a cunning plan though. 😆

fallen angel
fallen angel

Yes, but hello, not every woman after fireys is in the CFS. I say, set fire to something.

As your loins already are… ?? 🙂

bluelibra
bluelibra

Thanks darls.. but I SHALL wait til May 20th and see what happens then.

It is sooo weird as I supposed to go out tonight but my right kidney is flaring up (it does when I try to do too much) so its home, yummy veggie lentil soup with lots of herbs from the garden; ugg boots, pjs and hopefully a good book.. somewhere!

So dear fallen.. no my loins are not ready.. yet.

xoxo’s

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

😆 genius!

bluelib, it sounds defo like one of those gawwwgeous moments. I had *such* a huge grin and awwwwing reading about your experience. 🙂

andrew
andrew

oh my fellow libran… we flirt without knowing it. as my friend used to tell me when i wanted to flirt: “do nothing. just turn your headlights on.” i know you know what that means.

bluelibra
bluelibra

I already wear a ‘lift and seperate’ bra Andrew.

:p

andrew
andrew

*LAUGH* not THOSE headlights! oh wow. i SO have to get me some breasts in the next life… i mean your INNER headlights. you know, where you look around you and light up a room without saying a word.

bluelibra
bluelibra

P.S. Mystic? You know how you said a few posts back, ‘Are you ready for action?’ well.. a very silly thing happened to me yesterday… The fire alarm went off in our uni building so my friends and I evacuated to the car park (as you do). I felt totally conflicted listening to the ‘Whoop Whoop’ of the alarm, my skin yearned for my fire-fighting gear just to go and have a look but I waited for the MFS. A lovely red truck arrived and while my friends were drooling over the personel who got out I went over to… Read more »

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Could it be a case of once bitten, twice shy? (or twice bitten, four times etc)

bluelibra
bluelibra

I quite like being bitten.. this was a MFS firey (professional) as opposed to a volly (unpaid sucker such as myself).

My goddess he was sooo hot I dreamt about him last night and this morning…

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

The Empress
The Empress

Sounds yummy! 😉

bluelibra
bluelibra

She’s a Pisces who has just been dumped by a Bluebeard florist.

AquaRam
AquaRam

seconded!

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