Saturn Direct In Virgo: Eight Weeks Of Insane Excellence Or Else

woman on sofa lingerie vacuum cleaner Saturn is now Direct in Virgo and you all know what that means, yes?

Saturn picks up pace and skedaddles straight out of Virgo and into Libra, where it is heaps better placed.

Saturn is Exalted in Libra.

So Saturn, the Exit is that-away.

Less than eight weeks & Virgos will be doing little dances of glee in the street and Pisceans  hosting Saturn-Farewell soirees.

Late Pisces-Early Aries – where Jupiter & Uranus hold court – will be suddenly unencumbered by the guilting rays of Saturn. Okay, the useful life lessons and ability to set boundaries etc.

Eight weeks to rapid-infuse all the growth, insights and study notes since October 2009.

Anything “outstanding” & Saturnine (dental, invoices, bones, boundaries) will no doubt make itself apparent in the next day or so.

Mutables:  Keep thy focus, non-stop slog ethic, cute snout to the grindstone, diet, boundaries and rejoice with the New Moon Eclipse on July 12. Think Eight Weeks Of Excellence.  Mutables = Pisces, Virgo, Gemini and Sagittarius.

Eight Weeks Of Excellence is a bit lame, i know, but you come up with a better one.

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4xGem/FishAsc
4xGem/FishAsc

Yes, i saw your post re bad ram behaviour. Sux ! My breakup was much more modest and I’d even say loving! End of a long saturn cycle in relationships house. thank FUQ! I just replied your earlier post here. The excellence …. maybe it’s radiant in the shimmering of angry sweat beads on thy forehead? Jam the Ram, babe. My ex is Venus in Aries and thinks she’s sooooooo right. Winning all the batles but losing the fight. Heavy duty rules re your bins. Me thinks you need a new someone to lug them for you. I’m off to… Read more »

4xGem/FishAsc
4xGem/FishAsc

Negligent driving charge arrived today, thanks Saturn. Who’s yo daddy!
… house inspection yesterday with the owners and their entire extended family along with.
Wish I’d had THAT cleaning lady around prepping for it.

Oh, and ended a relationship that has been struggling for months yesterday.

But nothing could prepare us for the sudden loss of magickal sculptor, Louise Borgouise ( pardon spelling)….. RIP feisty lady!

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

4xGen are we living parallel lives? omitted another tasty morsel from yesterday as twas too damn boring to recant – day commenced with group email from building owner instructing that in order for him to avoid a fine 7x huge wheelie bins can no longer live on street – where they’ve resided since the inception of huge wheelie bins as the place wasn’t renovated to accom obligatory huge wheelie bin parking platz. so teeny weeny moi was realistically expected to lug 4 full bins up set of 20 terracotta stairs every week?? um me so dont think so ….. shot… Read more »

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

can I have some excellence please? I mean REAL excellence that sticks around & gets things going on the up & up with momentum, topped with euphoria?? maintaining perpetually chipper outlook whilst EVERY project since end 2007 has fallen over / gone AWOL isn’t as easy as it sounds. fuq you Saturn. was prepped to roar into it yesterday but couldn’t get the motor running. then opened a speeding fine. Le Truck was doing (wait for it) 52 km / hour in the harbour tunnel. nicked for speeding at 52k?? added $100 to the $300 vet bill. yay!! then cooking… Read more »

4xGem/FishAsc
4xGem/FishAsc

mercy on you! The excellence is maybe to be found in the way you’ve handled it.
I really don’t know why Saturn has to be so harsh. That old nugget about “that which don’t kill you maketh you stronger”…… if it doesn’t come with wrinkle cream and a period of rejuvenation it’s just not natural! There’s keeping it real and there’s oppression.

My advice- let off steam..

2Natured
2Natured

This is Saturns 3rd pass through this area, and he’s entering a new sign. Mega strong stuff. The seeds have been planted and now they will shoot out, like Jack-in-the-beanstock! Saturn has been in my 12th house and as a Pisces (sun in the 6th) this transit has been a bitch. Saturn rewards if you have done well with his lessons. Here’s to hoping I’ve made some progress on my Saturn lessons.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Gah, just when I thought I was done with Saturn over my six Virgo points, it snuck up and opposed my Chiron at 28 degree Pisces. No wonder I’m feeling flogged.

Ms
Ms

chiron is all over my chart at the moment making lots of fun aspects, opposition mars, I think square merc as well. eh. big pats lady x

Shannon
Shannon

So wishing my Virgo would just completely forget about boundaries.

Maybe my Cap moon needs to focus but my Taurus Sun has never been particularly good with self discipline… I finally decided that I want something (which started in Oct 09… ) & I want it now! The limits of my patience are so being tested.

Luscious Leo
Luscious Leo

Saturn direct = end to horrid neck and upper back pain – YAY! Always happens when Saturn retro.

RedlipstickGirl
RedlipstickGirl

Shocked that I am becoming uber Virgo … Did a budget, made my lunch for the first time in years, wrote down what I ate including calories and wait for it…was actually happy when I got home and found $300 overdue bill from tax office as I’d lost the paper work months ago and now I can sort it thanks to Sunday’s budget blitz, feeling super happy in an organised way. OMG I must be finally learning my Saturn lesson 6 weeks before it leaves!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Happy days, fellow virgos & mutables! EXCELERATE!!! 🙂

From the happy virgo dag de jour, blowing mad Uranian kisses to saturn’s disappearing ass xo!

FireyBovine
FireyBovine

Righto bare with me – bear with me? – it’s all nuts here – I have Saturn in Virgo in 10th house. I have Aries in Mars/Venus/Merc. I have 8 weeks? I need a deadline. Have recently fallen out of Saturnian relationship experience – straight back into the childhood home – ooer but it is surprising me by feeling healthy – there has been a lot of angst in my rship w my parents over past few years – on Friday, I decided I better finish the novel that I was writing until I got Saturnian Relationshipped – am seriously… Read more »

Baristagem
Baristagem

*looks up from the coffee grinder*

I’ve got natal Mars, Jupiter & Saturn Virgo in the 6th house + Pisces rising…..

I swear people have upped their daily intake of coffee lately…. I am getting slammed!! 😯

*Back to the coffee grinder*

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

😆 i had two today at my local. More than my usual but there’s a new barista with beautifully inked arms who seems to have taken quite an interest in me, so i needed an excuse to hang around 🙂

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

oh and i have Mars, Uranus & Pluto in Virgo, all in 8th house!

Pegasus
Pegasus

A Scorpios’ Scorpio there, Robot Lover?

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

hehe. Is that a question or a statement Pegs?
Thanks for the advice on the “Soundtrack For Uranus at Zero Aries” thread. Hilarious! hanging around in a bar waiting for a man, not really my style. Picking up young ones at raves was my life 10 years ago. 😆
Can’t go back there i’m afraid. Miss the dancing like crazy but it’s a different scene now. I’ll be fine.
Uranus in Aries, got another 7 years for change. Moon in Sagg was getting impatient, like the bouncing kid in the back seat “are we there yet, are we there yet? 🙂

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

*claps in an excited fashion with a big, interested grin…*

andromeda
andromeda

Lol!

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

I meant the barista! 😀 I already knew about the packed 8th house.

Scorpalicious robot
Scorpalicious robot

Hehe. Your enthusiasm makes me smile. Don’t get too excited. Doubt much will happen. It’s just nice to have a new crush after nothing for so long. Venus in libra thrives on fantasy. 🙂

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Oh too true, but it’s nice to read anyway. 😉 I’m kinda excited and hopeless-feeling since it’s spose to be late May, early June for my Mr. Man-Person to Kapow! and materialize in my life. And yet I’ve got so many things going on that occupy my mind! Your fantasy’s good.

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

And I had a meet-cute at the tram last week. Came *this* close to saying/doing smth, but the Virgo in me just kept saying, noooooo, don’t be a dill woman! So consequently I looked totally not in his direction when he looked, and vice versa. Sigh…gotta grow outta this, right? 😆

shell
shell

trams are a funny one aren’t they? particularly if you end up in the facing seat thing. what to do what to do?

I had a funny one the other day, he wasn’t really my type but obviously thought I was cute, and sat down in the facing seat. I got to play nice by correctly guessing we didn’t know where to get off and thus offering my assistance. I was a bit too exhausted to get much joy out of it, but hopefully it put a little spring in his step for the evening.

virgolicious
virgolicious

UPV, DON’T grow out of this! Sometimes you are bang on with your instincts. Really.

And anyway, why not flirt with everyone, stay open, turn towards . . . the universal tricksters sometimes throw a little something delicious back your way!

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

UPV, was wondering if anything had transpired with Mr Kapow! Any day now surely!

Tram experience sounds interesting. Sometimes it’s best to keep the mystery. Those moments are perfect just the way they are. I wouldn’t beat myself up over it. And it’s great you have plenty on your mind, That’s when serendipity strikes! 🙂

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Aww, I like that mucho, shell! Hopefully I put a spring in his step then. 😀 Coz he was going over his essay/paper thing, and I distracted him…teehee…
Virgolicious, that’s the thing you see – my Leo Venus, once it gets going, is great with said flirting, but it’s the process to get the Virgo sun comfy/brave/whatchamacallit in the first place, that’s the hike. 😉 But I agree, be open with the nice vibes.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

I’ve got Mercury, Uranus & Pluto all natally in Virgo – do I get 8 weeks of excellence

hell – its been a long time coming
*exhales deep breathe born of patience will Saturn off thine arse*

does it aply for rising signs?

andromeda
andromeda

Oh boo, I feel like I have been doing the best I can for months now. I suppose I can do another 8 weeks of Even Better Than Ever! I am dairy free which is a good start. I should apply for that baby bonus now.

I have a feeling Saturn doesn’t approve of cows. I bet he’s a Vegan.

If this blog attracts another 8 weeks of excellence I will be over-awed! Is it me or does the forum seem to have picked up pace with the planets?

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

yes, it has picked up and Mystic has been posting on the weekend. I’m struggling to keep up and i don’t even work full time!! Need time to process all this stuff. Have to start weening myself off the blog. It’s harder than giving up ciggies!

andromeda
andromeda

I KNOW! Like total blog-crack, right?

Too busy to post these days – the babies aren’t sleeping much with all this planetary combustion, but I do try to read a lot of it!

shell
shell

Eight weeks of excellence works for me.
Sounds better than the alternative ways I may describe yet another bloody pass of that stupid bloody planet over my poor personal planet clusters.
hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work i go….

Equilibrium Girl (nee Stress Princess)
Equilibrium Girl (nee Stress Princess)

Saturn’s in my 12th and all my insecurities are in overdrive at the moment. My poor belly is just churning all night long as I’m hit with “future anxiety”, something I’ve been battling since I was a wee lass and used to have night terrors about “what was to come.” Odd. I guess you could say I was scared of time? (Cap sun/ merc/ venus) So while I’m trying to disable all scary thoughts with calm, rational adult logic, the scary thoughts keep popping up. Dark purple rings under the eyes from sleeplessness. I feel like a little kid again.… Read more »

shell
shell

love the new name Equilibrium Girl. and nice thing to aim to grow into hey? I have saturn in my 12th natally. I don’t sleep well generally. The other day I bought some homeopathic insomnia/night nervousness stuff aimed to help you get to sleep, and it certainly seems the my assisting in reducing the tossing and turning. I’d recommend it, the stuff I’ve got is Bauer, but I guess if you go into any health food type place and ask they’ll have something similiar. It’s hard to be rational or focused on much when you’re tired. I know all about… Read more »

Equilibrium Girl (nee Stress Princess)
Equilibrium Girl (nee Stress Princess)

Thanks Shell! I have some super dooper magnesium stuff my acupuncturist gave me that’s supposed to help. I shall start taking that again…

shell
shell

yes, magnesium is good, but it works cause its a muscle relaxant (thus also great for period cramps). So may be working on different bits. glad you said that, reminded me I need more.

Pegasus
Pegasus

I call what you have, Princess, Global Angst.
Anxiety is a fear that hasn’t happend & probably won’t.
Scary thoughts popping up? My method years ago to combat that
was simply ‘Get Back’ & ‘You don’t belong to me’. Then see the word PEACE
then see it in capitals printed on your forehead so it overides any negative
thoughts, then breathe it into your body.
Do this for whatever state of mind you wish to achieve ie Balance orHarmony with
eyes closed & looking inwards & upwards (location of 3rd eye = vision).
Practise daily x 1 minute 5 times a day.

Spirit
Spirit

More cleaning ?
8 more weeks of cleaning ?

Ms
Ms

I am born with virgo saturn in my virgoathon that is my 2nd/3rd house and its not fun. how best to grok constant stress leanings and a myriad of details swarming your every thought>?
wack on a studded bra and duds set and your best platform sandals and wrestle a vacuum cleaner!! so want

yes dental. have seriously expensive dental I need. does anyone know a well priced professional dental surgeon in Sydney? I have 4 mega hooked wisdom teeth that poison me regularly

Dentists always remind me of this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xm7A4GoA2s

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Life Smiles

Ms
Ms

thank you x

saggigal
saggigal

8 more weeks of saturn in my 5th…thank god.. it has been such a *fun* transit for my love life. ie= divorce. yes yes, its all growth, maturity…grumble.
i think saturn in 6th will be so much more..well, normal. it makes sense to feel guilt over health and work. but not over romance and creativity.

Meowmix
Meowmix

saggigal, i have saturn going through my 5th too, has been no cakewalk… i am hoping that saturn through the 6th will have good weight loss potential, lol 😉

andrew
andrew

he-bitch. *giggle*

i see it as eight weeks of walking my talk and NOT telling others how to walk… even if they are falling in the mud.

then it will be eight weeks of tending to my very bitten tongue.

come to think of it… i could use a he-bitch about now. *WINK*

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Careful what you wish for Libra boy – you’ll get your He-Bitch soon enough!! 🙂

andrew
andrew

you play nice! *grin*

Ms
Ms

yeah he’s not the fun masculine type, its a different kind of Daddy 😛

andrew
andrew

indeed. i got that. see? i should have already bitten my tongue… i couldn’t find the sarcastic font.

i’m a virgo rising too with saturn only five degrees off into gemini.

so i will vibe ‘anti-he-bitch’ energy for your mutual, separate benefit. you’ll get there– ms. m hasn’t been off yet! much light!

Ms
Ms

xx

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

I think ‘eight weeks of excellence’ is a great slogan and I am happy to adopt it. Heck, I even wrote a To Do list while out in a bar tonight, supposedly ‘having fun’…

My Virgo Rising couldn’t be happier to see the back end of Saturn, and NOT in the sexy way… but damn my gigantic oversized first house, it takes up half of Libra too… I fear I’ve got that He-Bitch on my case a little longer… 🙁

Equilibrium Girl (nee Stress Princess)
Equilibrium Girl (nee Stress Princess)

Ha! Oh Lexi, I do that too – “to do” list on coasters, “notes” on backs of paper scraps/ receipts/ threatre tickets. I always have a pen handy when I’m out and supposed to be having “fun” like normal ppl because that’s when Saturnine inspiration seems to strike!

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

me too lex, i have at least another 10 months? of saturn in my 3rd house of comms and networks…but maybe the libra phase will help to take the sting out of the previous virgo-emphasis and i can get a bit more flowery and social butterfly-like in my socialising, networking, etc etc !

and YES re the to-do lists. it’s when my brain is ’empty’ ie i am going for a nice beach walk – that the to-do’s and also the creative ideas come through.

Link
Link

Gee. Wow. Only eight more weeks of nitpickery slog that never seems to be quite good enough now with added directness. Saturn is clearly piqued by Jupiter and Uranus stealing all the glory in fabulous Ares and has to stick the boot in one last time before slouching off into lovely Libra, where butter wouldn’t melt in his dried up old mouth. Ugh.

virgolicious
virgolicious

That’s one ugly lamp. It’s definitely going out in the Eight Weeks Of Excellence-inspired decluttering fiesta.

And damnit, I’m going to declutter my head while I’m at it! Saturn is moving across my midheaven, so time for a new outlook.

andrew
andrew

seriously? you notice the LAMP?

Scorpalicious robot
Scorpalicious robot

A Virgo notices everything 🙂

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

oddly was my first though – after giving a nod to her great legs …..

virgolicious
virgolicious

yup – the rest is par for the course at my house – vacuuming time is dress-up time, so heels and wigs are de rigueur. That way I don’t feel like such a drudge (St Virgo can’t always be ON!).

She does have ace pins though.

Aquarpio
Aquarpio

Totally! This explains why I am suddenly energized and motivated to finally start painting my apartment and during breaks I am cleaning like crazy. Was only planning to do the living room and bath but now have a plan for the bedroom, as well. A new color on the walls feels like such a big, nice change. Also, maybe this explains why I am suddenly *finally* way over my current bad romance situation. Had been feeling run down and stuck but suddenly am renewed. I’m sure Uranus in Aries is a big part of it, too…

Charles
Charles

Today I was totally motivated to clean up and reorganize my apartment, but then I got a headache and decided to take a nap.

Quadrupled
Quadrupled

Any chance of getting the same pair of shoes at the end of Eight Weeks of Excellence?

prowlncat
prowlncat

Oh wow … I want what she’s having ….