Neanderghoul – Which Sign Would Want It?

designer caveman furnitureThe Agamemon Chair

Obviously, as a vegetarian, there is no way i am remotely interested in the Michel Haillard line of furniture made from rare skins, bones, horns and other bits of animalia. To me it’s just Neanderghoul.

I have never seen a site before with such a legal disclaimer re the materials used…Pre-convention status? Anyway, the furniture is stupendously costly and favored by the likes of Russian trillionaires. Seriously.

But if someone were to just GIVE you one of these things, would you love it?  Which sign? I am thinking Aries. Yes, I really am. An Aries for their den.

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Aquagem
Aquagem

Looks like a Taurus thing to me. Although, maybe not comfortable enough to actually sit or lounge on…. but would look good…

Brenda
Brenda

I know a Taurus who would fall all over herself in lust of these… lol

I think they’re pretty cool, myself, but I worry whether they’re comfy enough.

*cancer sun, leo moon, aries rising*

VS
VS

Thumbs up. Kinky Viking scenario.

Virgo Sun, Scorpio Moon, Grand Trine in Fire

aries girl
aries girl

I am repulsed by this chair its just plain revolting and yes obviously i’m an aries but I see it more as capricornian style – kinda goaty looking.

andromeda
andromeda

I think it is interesting how many people voted for Virgo liking this chair. Russia’s moon is in Virgo in the 1st house (Cap Sun in the 5th).

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Russia is a Cap you say?
I’m in a country said to be an Aries, but a city I swear has got to be a Taurus… and I reckon I sat in one of these things last night…

Meanwhile, I’m voting for shock-and-awe-broker Bear Grills as the owner, and the dudes a Gemini, go figure…

andromeda
andromeda

Cute, Bear can sit in it drinking elephant poo-juice by the fire with his Eton buddies or wotevah.

Where are you? Berlin?

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Ja, Berlin. Mit kein Bear, ironically…
Him and his Eton buddies, and his portable rent-a-hotel beside camel and croc carcass deserve their poo juice I say.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Of course & Chiron in Scorpio. That explains so much to me.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Nothing turn me on so much as a large totally unfurnished room or full house-mansion or whatever. As art, those pieces would have their own room each with maybe 2 other items…a lamp or futon. These pix have given me a brill idea for my excess of leather & furs. Could cover some old pieces of furniture, get masses of leather thonging my crab shell collection & various bits from my beachcombing & GO FOR IT! Since i met a Real Man on Friday night with orange Moon in Sagg rising, my energy levels are quivering with the excitement of… Read more »

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

Pew pew pew.

I mean the furniture not the gum 😉

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

Sag would totally love this stuff. I have a friend who’s a Sag (totally in love with him BTW) he was totally excited by that dinosaur poo/ toad watch, which was mildly gross.
http://mysticmedusa.com/2010/03/18/which-sign-would-wear-the-dinosaur-crap-watch/trackback/

But this…. this…..

anotherbloody aries
anotherbloody aries

no way!

looks more scorpionic to me…

Seabird
Seabird

These are so horrible. On the way out of Melbourne airport back to current location some weirdness overcame me and I purchased a duty-free kangaroo skin (was told it MIGHT be road kill). It’s on my floor but I still can’t look at it after a year without feeling weird twinges. I feel I must do something sacred with it.

These are so not Gemini pieces of furniture. We don’t like anything dead. I have no idea WTF I was thinking in the airport

scorpylizzy
scorpylizzy

o god I’m with you Pegs, couldn’t say it better. Love the celtic-viking-tribeyness. Way, WAY cool.
Double Scorp Cap Moon. Lilith 1st 😉

Pegasus
Pegasus

Yeah, Scorpslizz, the animals all died naturally.
Have Mars, Saturn & Pluto in 8th house & had an archetypal
Scorpio mother who was an occultist- in- huge denial.

davidl
davidl

This stuff is far too try hard for an aries, I don’t want a couch that defines me, especially this one, give me ‘mirage like’ furniture any day.

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo

I get the feeling Mickey Rourke would be into it. (Alleged Virgo)

Raché
Raché

I know a Virgo/Leo cusp Saggo moon who would be so down with this stuff.

Scorpalicious robot
Scorpalicious robot

I think so too. Mr Rourke has moon in Leo, mars in Sag

Pegasus
Pegasus

I like Mickey Rourke…..a Virgo HuH? HUH?
New face is a bit off, maybe i liked what he was on screen only.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Got it….the Mars in Saggo.

Pegasus
Pegasus

Absolutley adore both pieces totally brings out The Shaman in me.
Would lovingly touch it all over, pet & carress & thank them for being
with me after giving up their lives.
So tactlie………totally primal.

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

Oh what is that lion head it looks like chair genetalia

Pegasus
Pegasus

Can only hope…..

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

Oh MY fuqing gross. WTF? I’m cancer. NO WAY

*puke*

nat
nat

I’m with you. Cancerian vegetarian here (Moon in Aries) and EVERYTHING about these pieces creeps me out: the aesthetic, the statement, the materials, the design philosophy, the smell, … absolutely everything even the photography. *shudders*

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

feel you sista. return of BAUHAUS please

vegaquarian 😉

nat
nat

vegaquarian 😆 you do spell gewd!

year of the fox
year of the fox

Saggo would dig this.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

i know a Saggo heavy metal lover who would love this too!

Friday
Friday

That second chair. You would have to keep your legs splayed so that the lion head sculpture thingy right in the middle of the seat would show… and by proximity… your… um… lower chakra area…

As a Virgo, this is horror piled on atrocity.

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

i would only like them if i could bring them back to life with the light of a full moon and 3 teardrops from a loving heart, or spring rain. the residual DNA in the horns would feel that and *foof* a giant water buffalo would spring forth, charge through a wall in my house leaving a buffalo-shaped hole, off to freedom…

littlefish
littlefish

I think it’s icky, and dirty to boot. Couldn’t sit on it. It looks like one of the stuffed things I saw in the Natural history museum I visited recently. Little black things were flying in and out of it.

It’s a bit like having ivory, but making excuses for wearing it because it’s VERY OLD. sick.

Charles
Charles

Well, I’ll tell you the sickest thing I ever saw. An African government (I forget where) game warden confiscated elephant tusks from poachers over the years. Eventually they amassed a huge pile of ivory, just the sight of it was sickening. Then they decided to dispose of it by BURNING it. Oh if the thought of all those hundreds of dead, endangered elephants wasn’t bad enough, the thought of it being burned to ashes just made me sick. My immediate thought was, let me control the burn and turn some of it into the most precious pigment, Ivory Black. Then… Read more »

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

F U G G I N G F U G L Y ! ! !

emily
emily

I think this is such a brilliantly executed vision. I’d love any of these pieces but wouldn’t appreciate it if the animals were killed for the sake of them being constructed. Lots of things like this exist from earlier times, when animals weren’t endangered as they are now. This is a more abstract interpretation of those pieces and those times in a wonderfully excessive way, but theyre not necessary. I’m a virgo with mars in leo. I think the mars in leo is growling for the luxury, beauty, regalness, impressive historical reference, and excess, and the virgo just lusts for… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

As Aries, I wouldn’t buy it for my decor, but currently, I’m sleeping with a rare monkey fur/s huge mandalla thing from Africa over my bed and the walls are in a jungle print of various creatures. For the fist couple of weeks, a large lion blanket was on the bed. Wonder if deceased double Leo Mom had a hand in that? Somehow I think so. As far as protecting me, seems she’s all over it. x As Venus in Taurus, do like the soft look of that leather however. No need to kill an animal for me tho!! 😕

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Meanwhile, the chief in the chair says “oogha booga” 😆

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

It would belong to an aging heavy metal guy and those leathery flaps hace3 pockets for his bongs and he is…oh fuq, no, tell me he is not a fellow leo? YES. It is Leo and he has a hair weave as well.

Raché
Raché

It’s kinda vibing Cancer dude to me.
Albeit, a fiery Cancer.

Cancer dudes are always the wimpy ones that are all down with that movie 300, Braveheart, etc. and live out their manly fantasies in their imagination.

davidl
davidl

oh, be nice !

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

shh, i have had major crushes on cancer dudes over the years. not at all wimpy, in fact now i think of it, one was a confident, HOT gym-goer, one a musical creative genius, and the other one just a crazy surfing thing. another cancer i know (not a crush but hot regardless) an ex-paratrooper… hence v. limited wimpiness…
in their defence… 🙂

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Agree. It is a cardinal sign afterall and so they do initiate in their own way.

Ms.
Ms.

I have to stick up for kataka manhood here as I met 3 very very cool cancers in the last year that can totally man up AND the emo bit seems to have manifested as being channelled into extremely impressive style of owning emotion as a part of them not dementing their ability to bring it, both are animal rights pro and have the best end of this emotion into beings and have very cool relationships with women, lots of friends are women and will look after them when they fall over if its real. All are extremely creative and… Read more »

Raché
Raché

Awww I like Cancers too!!
I know they’re not all this way. Just my first impression.

In defense of Cancers, I have known some brilliant, sensitive Cancer artists who would not at all go for this sort of thing, but also some raging Burner types who totally would. lol

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

My ex Cancer hubby of sixteen years was well, a Cancer! Was told “in spirit, he wears a cloak of jewels” And do think he does. We go way, way back to Lemurian times. He had appreciated and honored the Goddess back then. Now, excellent Dad. I will always respect him even for his Virgo Moonishness that drove me nearly to drink… 😕

😆

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

Dito sensitive to the pukesomeness of the grossness YUK

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