It’s an $11,000 watch made from dinosaur crap and with a wristband formed from poisonous black toad.
I don’t even know if this counts as Gothic. The technical term for dinosaur shit is coprolite. Did anyone else know that? And why is it so desirable? Which sign would wear this? It’s doing my head in.
If someone gave it to you as a gift, would you wear it? Would a Cancerian get off on the dinosaur crap being so ancient? Like connecting with primordial (sort of) family?
I know for a fact that no Libra or Pisces would wear the thing. It looks like it has been exhumed. Shudder. And Aries likes official, simple and plain silver watches. Taurus would loathe it along with Leo because it doesn’t look obviously expensive enough. Gemini? Geminis actually like to know THE TIME, not gaze at dinosaur dung. Virgo? Lol. It would make them ill.
Saggo if it told the time in enough different timezones and they could take it a 1000 kilometres under the ocean or into space. Capricorn…hard to imagine. Too gimmicky. Capricorns probably only wear watches they inherit or can claim that they did.
Aquarius often renders watches useless as their magnetic energy is quite high and so watches don’t run so well or they just bust.
This leaves us with Scorpio…hello? Or am I wrong and do you of whatever sign just madly covet the Dinosaur Crap Watch?
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