Which Sign Would Wear The Dinosaur Crap Watch?

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designer watch made from dinosaur crap

It’s an $11,000 watch made from dinosaur crap and with a wristband formed from poisonous black toad.

I don’t even know if this counts as Gothic.  The technical term for dinosaur shit is coprolite. Did anyone else know that?  And why is it so desirable? Which sign would wear this? It’s doing my head in.

If someone gave it to you as a gift, would you wear it?  Would a Cancerian get off on the dinosaur crap being so ancient? Like connecting with primordial (sort of) family?

I know for a fact that no Libra or Pisces would wear the thing. It looks like it has been exhumed. Shudder. And Aries likes official, simple and plain silver watches.  Taurus would loathe it along with Leo because it doesn’t look obviously expensive enough. Gemini?  Geminis actually like to know THE TIME, not gaze at dinosaur dung.  Virgo? Lol. It would make them ill.

Saggo if it told the time in enough different timezones and they could take it a 1000 kilometres under the ocean or into space. Capricorn…hard to imagine. Too gimmicky. Capricorns probably only wear watches they inherit or can claim that they did.

Aquarius often renders watches useless as their magnetic energy is quite high and so watches don’t run so well or they just bust.

This leaves us with Scorpio…hello? Or am I wrong and do you of whatever sign just madly covet the Dinosaur Crap Watch?

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emily
emily

I would wear a dinosaur crap watch! I’m a virgo with lsignificant levels of neptune/pisces in my chart.

scorpylizzy
scorpylizzy

I LOVE it,…If I wore a watch … ( Not that I’d pay 11 grand for it, pfft how pretentious. And I so hate gettin ripped off, makes me cranky). What I love is the ancientness of it, and the poisonous toad business…
the Bulk Saggi in chart always eggin’ me on …

annie
annie

Wow…. I thought the ‘cant wear a watch’ thing was some ‘odd’ thing about me…maybe even that I dont WANT to wear a watch / be monitored by ‘time’…but the aqua explanatory makes sense. That’s it!
Multi Aqua / Leo rising me. Mega magnetic. Sounds cool when you say it like that Mystic 🙂

aquarianne
aquarianne

Me too Annie – watches stop on me when I’m stressed or feeling very intense and for my leo daughter, who is leo battery ones always play dead.

I hate the idea of being ruled by time (despite cap ascendant). Mobile phone is my portable time check – when I have to.

aquarianne
aquarianne

Me too Annie – watches stop on me when I’m stressed or feeling very intense and for my leo daughter, battery ones always play dead.

I hate the idea of being ruled by time (despite cap ascendant). Mobile phone is my portable time check – when I have to.

matthew-minerva
matthew-minerva

MYSTIC u are scarelly accurate!
my scorpio friend would’ve bought this in a heartbeat – she (can u believe) has a pile of FOSILIZED DINOSAUR SHIT in her room – i was like 0.o WTF!
she was nuts but we loved her for it! and did she have the scorp death stare down pat or wat!

OMG 11 grand!!!! I wouldnt pay anything for CRAP!
bloody hell the audacity of some people LOL!

Irmata
Irmata

Dinosaur poop? Poisonous toad leather?? This crabby wants 2! There’s something in my chart that makes me susceptible to the bizarre. Noir bizarre even better. Noir, ridiculously-expensive bizarre and I’m swooning 😉

Pegasus
Pegasus

A Saggy……what time can i LEAVE? ‘I’m late i’m late said the Rabbit in Alice.
Capricorn Rising & Venus just loves it. Have a thing about really good
watches, like Patek Phillipe for example. Work of art & non digital.
Nekkid without a watch, bin looking at right wrist for a loooong time now 🙂
A Saturn thing maybe..quality but no numbers on the dial, no 12 to 12, just
hands = no. Like but don’t desire.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

“what time can i LEAVE?” LOVE it!!! 😆 with moon in Sagg i can relate. 😆

nico
nico

it’s a bit ‘steampunk’ isnt it?

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

You’re right, nico, it is kinda steampunk. Just embed a few copper gears in the crap & you’re good to go. 😉

ScorpioBeth
ScorpioBeth

Perhaps ironically, the dung part appeals to me a lot and the only reason I wouldn’t wear it is because I’m a vegetarian and the whole frog-skin-strap thing seems unethical to me.

BlackStarAries
BlackStarAries

Capricorn- it’s “stone”, it’s expensive, it has mystique and it’s old.
and earthy funny.

2Natured
2Natured

Put a diamond bezel on it and it might look pretty good. But then again, anything would look better with a diamond bezel on it, even crap!

year of the fox
year of the fox

Libra Sun here…and no….no crap watch!

I’m curious of Yvan Arpa’s DOB. What sign would create this?

BlackStarAries
BlackStarAries

I prolly would. Sometimes I just like anything looks old.

wishywashy
wishywashy

Scorpio Roomie would HATE this thing, and she’s a quadruple-scorp (sun, moon, mercury, aries). She likes her things very classic, sleek, black, and sexy. I think it’s kind of… funny? But Kataka rising, Gem moon, Pisces sun–there’s something about its age that’s really attractive and grounding, but I also think it’s hilarious that human beings would even think about making a tool that tells time on….well, shit. It’s our toolmaking at its finest, gimmickiest, and most extreme. That, and despite all the ugly it’d probably look like it belonged on my skin: watch looks organic somehow. Still, I’d probably only… Read more »

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

My Scorpio rising loves the gothic, exhumed look of the thing, but no way this Libra Sun + multiple Virgo planets is going to be wearing a watch with the word “crap” in the name. (And some streak of intense practicality in my chart has always disliked watches w/o numbers.)

So in answer to your question, I think it’s a watch for someone with loads of Scorpio & no fastidious influences to muck up the appreciation.

anotherbloody aries
anotherbloody aries

my first thought was scorp and NO-ONE else, but maybe that’s ‘cos i’m a tad traumatised from a scorp mum and a scorp who broke my heart long ago but can’t think of any other sign that would revel in something so dark!

as an aries w aries rising, moon in scorp, i mainly wear gold… any silver stuff is wot i inherited from scorp mum…

Taurean Love Expert
Taurean Love Expert

My first thought was Capricorn.

Then I thought…Tim Burton would wear it. Googled him, he’s a Virgo.

anotherbloody aries
anotherbloody aries

oooooh yes and probably helena bonham carter given her photo’d fashion sense, but she checks out as a gem like my partner, BFF and about 20 other friends weird! they only seem to like bright shiny objects and toys and movies etc etc but i guess dionsaur poo could be interesting and a talking point will workshop with them over dinner tomorrow night

taurean alchemist
taurean alchemist

I’m stumped.

Obviously as a Toro I’d never wear it, even if it does have kind of coppery metal bits (copper being Venusian)… yep, a Scorp I reckon, possibly a Pisces (as the LAST sign surely the oldest/most ancient?).

I love a simple watch… have been wearing my stainless steel Rolex for 15 years, never take it off. (don’t wear any other adornment)

omg. dinosaur excrement? REALLY?

Leogroover
Leogroover

eeeyooo to this thing. check the sign of whoever invented it and that will give you a clue. But gotta be amazed by inventiveness and who would think up such a thing – some kind of weird visionary lone watchmaker in a dungeon in transalvania – virgo/aqua?

triple air gem
triple air gem

Gem with aqua rising who hates watches- hate feeling chained to time. This thing looks like something out of Jumanji. My verdict:hideous

Blacknor'easter
Blacknor'easter

Coprolite-fine, toad leather-fine, it is the awful case that turns me off, otherwise I would definitely wear it. Virgo/cancer/cap

Cindy
Cindy

This Scorpio thinks it’s GORGEOUS! I’m turned on by the fact that it is made of something so old….yet very turned off by the fact that they killed an innocent frog just to make a trinket. So for that, I would have to PASS.
;(

PonPon
PonPon

Leo sun & sagg moon/rising…

I feel sorry for the toad. The watch face is kinda interesting, but I hate wearing wristwatches. They get in the way and I really don’t ike the look of em. Also most of the time I don’t care what time it is, and if I need to know I’ll usually have my cell phone or whatever. And yeah, I think the idea of the dinosaur crap makes me really not want it either.

nat
nat

Oh please, do not ascribe this to Cancerians just because its “old”. Its also F’UGLY. Even with Scorpio rising NO WAY would I wear this. Leave the dinosaur droppings where they are for peatsake.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

~peatsake.~

peatsake, huh?

Always thought it was for Peet’s Sake (even tho I never knew who Peet was)

nOW i GONNA GOo-goo Peatsake… lol

nat
nat

In this case I meant peat: the material at the bottom of swamps that is formed from things decaying, eg. peat bogs (ha ha). A word play for you Sweetpea. I know how much you love’em!

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Ah-ha! We call it peat moss over here!! But heck, if it’s for the sake of that peat…. When I googled, it came up as some sort of whiskey or something…. 🙂

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

“Leave the dinosaur droppings where they are for peatsake.”
Just cracked me up. 🙂

ganeshaganesha
ganeshaganesha

i’m a gemini/capmoon/virgo rising and I would Definitely wear this.

Charles
Charles

Taurus says he won’t wear it, not because it isn’t expensive looking, but because it looks like something he scraped off the underside of his hoof. And nobody likes BS.

Anyway, I haven’t worn a watch for almost 20 years. I figure, why wear a watch when my cell phone has a clock and I have to carry that around anyway.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Read in a magazine that wearing a watch makes a person look out dated nowadays as just for the reason you state Charles. Youngins’ keep track by their technology…

Love the scraping the hoof thing…. 🙂

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

Sweetpea – oh dear, really? Are we caring about that now, the dated watch-wearing? What if it’s a really, really pretty watch? 🙂

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

I say wear it! Besides, older folks may use a cell but it still needs larger buttons….dead give away….lol

Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

LOL, very true.
Eventually we’re all going to reach the large-button-mobile phase anyhow, so why not embrace one’s era & style with confidence.

Charles
Charles

If you have a really, really pretty watch, sell it fast before watches become worthless even as jewelry. Then buy yourself a new cell phone.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

ditto re non watch wearing – clock pieces be everywhere………

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

awww, i don’t wanna look dated. 🙁
I have Cappy rising and sun in 10th house and LOVE wearing watches. I used to treat myself to a new watch whenever I got a new job.
Wouldn’t wear that piece of dinosaur crap though. It’s so freakin’ UGLY!!

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Yeah, next thing you know scorpy and there will be faux watches as an accessory! Used to love wearing a watch too (when attaire permitted..with massage it’s just not practical anyway. Maybe watches are a Cappy thing?)

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

oh watches/clocks definitely a Cappy thing i reckon. One of our ex prime ministers was an avid collector of antique clocks. 🙂

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

i should have said *IS. I’m sure he’s still collecting. hee hee.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Well and DUH! Silly me….Saturn rules time!!

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

😆 I knew you knew that Sweetpea. Just took you a little bit of time. 😉

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

yeah, i knew it was Paul Keating, should have included the name. I’m a huge fan of his. An ex of mine has met him a few times. His dad is an antique watchmaker who fixed his clocks. I saw him walking down the street in Paddington once and was very excited. He has an apartment in Potts Point, Sydney I believe.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

“just took you some time”..

ha! good one scorpy

Pegasus
Pegasus

That was Keating the financial whizz. I agree re Cappy thing. Saturn.

triple air gem
triple air gem

Agreed bout the cell phone. Tick!

little fish
little fish

Pisces sun/Leo rising……. NUP!!!!

something fishy
something fishy

Hmmmm, I don’t wear a watch at all but I quite like the idea of the dinosaur shit-face on this one. The rim of the face is very ugly so that offends my sense of beauty and the idea of the poisonous toad band is icky although it looks okay.

I wouldn’t wear it often but I find the whole idea hilarious so it would appeal to me to be so close to such ancient history. I actually have a Jurassic fossil on my desk if anyone’s interested 🙂

Pisces sun, Sagg moon, Cancer asc. ,

dotty
dotty

Best call i’ve read so far in astro-fashion: definitely, in one quiver of the second hand. Am no flash bastard ie. have several non-functioning wristwatches from op-shop/DJs in a drawer somewhere – but i couldnt think of any kind of timepiece more ideal than this: i’d wear this ALL THE TIME… it should become my ritual to put it on and take it off first and last thing, marking out the days of my life, so satisfyingly material yet symbolic, totally Proust a la merde – i dont even know what i might mean by that, just that i approve!… Read more »

serenscorp
serenscorp

Swap that poisonous black toad for poisonous black snake and I’m in! It’s on! Tick tock!

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Quite right about Aries (this one anyway) and silver watches (when I wore one) Mystic.

I would wear this watch only if I was going tomb excavating or hanging out with Indiana Jones.

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

Scorpio Ascendant… poisonous black toad……… very nice ……… dinosaur crap no no no, even though sun in Kataka…. No I can’t wear it moon in Virgo.

tati
tati

I’m all on for the poisonous black toad skin… But cut the crap lol. No way. Prefer metal, like my steely cold black heart. 🙂
ps. Double Scorp

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

“like my steely cold black heart” 😆

You rock! 😎

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

My Sag friend (Scorpio Venus) wants one REALLY bad. He wants anything related to dinosaurs, and swears he would wear it everyday

Anonymous
Anonymous

Leo?

FireTrine
FireTrine

WHO are you anonymous? Who dares to call Leo’s out on this time-piece of crap?

Actually, apart from the gothic rim, I would totally go for it! If it was redesigned my Cancerian Merc, Venus, and Saturnian love of all things ancient and pre, paleo, etc. would be thrilled.

Or maybe it’s the Leo Sun.

FireTrine
FireTrine

Actually have never worn a watch! For some reason they make my wrist hurt. Or maybe it’s my Sagg Moon is so clumsy.

olyalyalya
olyalyalya

haha My nanna (a Leo) would have an anxiety attack at the thought

beaverlodge
beaverlodge

First look and I could see it belonged on the wrist of a Scorp. Every sign has it’s own expression of flair. Scorpio would like the best and the worst or a mix like the watch materials, the skin from a jewel of an animal, the black toad, and a actual piece of crap. A Gemini would not wear this. The symbology alone would act like an anchor. Geminis don’t use anchors.

For Caps it would have to be expensive, make a statement and not look like twenty pounds of gold chain.

Cloud
Cloud

gemini bestie would wear it for sure! she loves dinosaurs and would use it as the best conversation starter.

she begins so many conversations with “most people would find this surprising but…” and then rattles off a bunch of bizarre facts.

Lisa
Lisa

Scorpio Sun, Venus, Mercury and Neptune, and . . , Nope. Not wearin it.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

If I wanted dinosaur crap, I’d just google some of John Howard’s speeches.

ladysaggicrab
ladysaggicrab

good call

I:d wear it tho… i like it. with a white kaftan and straw matte sandles sipping iced tea in under a long cool white marble corridoor in morrocco. yeah. late afternoon.

Baristagem
Baristagem

😆

Would give new meaning to ‘Shit! Look at the time!’ 😀

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha brill Gemmy 🙂

ladysaggicrab
ladysaggicrab

u win gemstar *

nat
nat

Nice one barista. No flies on you.

Savannah
Savannah

ROFL!!!

I think someone like Catriona Rowntree should be MADE to wear it.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

LMFAO~!!