Capricorn One and Capricorn Two

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Kate Moss smoking with Diet coke and martiniYou know, I’ve said this before but I’m definitely starting to think it now: There are two types of Capricorn. One is more ruled by Pan-Dionysus kind of energy and the other by our lord Saturn.

See above for an example of Capricorn Type One, the cheekbony Ms Moss, avec Diet Coke, a fag & some alcoholic potion for perspective. All the ambition is present, of course, and there is still a work ethic but any control freakery does  not extend to body-as-a-temple policy.

Capricorn Type Two is embodied by Trudie Styler, aka co-producer of Moon and Mrs Sting, seen here below doing yoga at either her huge organic farm home or the Tuscan yoga ranch.

Trudie Styler doing yoga by lake

Capricorn One believes in preserving the body through constant intake of chemicals and other crap that will constantly challenge the immune system to become even more vigorous. Plus they just divert their work ethic into stamina to withstand an endless amount of toxins that would in fact poison anyone but Capricorn One. They’re also able to believe that everything they snort, eat or inhale converts to health and beauty via sheer willpower.  If the occasion is the ‘right’ occasion, of COURSE.

Capricorn Two shudders at the thought of common food and is perfectly happy to go the extra 900,000 whatevers to score the correct variety of biodynamic celeriac that will perfectly blend with the delicately honed bodily systems of Capricorn Two…They’re not just winging it and flinging any old organic crap down their gullett. Their diet is scientifically calibrated. Everything is measured. People say Saturn is their God and he is but the secondary Muse is Mensa, Goddess of Measurement. Whether it is weight or debt, there are numbers involved and Capricorn Two gets numbers.

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Bella
Bella

my sun in aqua, scorpio rising, lib moon too

Bella
Bella

i have mercury, venus, mars, uranus and neptune in cap, what sort of personality does that give me?

Anon
Anon

Annie Lennox and Heather Mills both look and act slick and smooth.

Ariel
Ariel

Well we do know that Kate eats nothing and hence the poisons to get her thru the day – she recently said her mantra was “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”, which has been producing rounds of disgust every time it’s quoted.

But yes, I have noticed this too. Caps can appear very chilled out (unlike air signs) – but there’s always some cleverness going on inside. And perhaps that’s the body regime. I am feeling inspired by the Cappy moon to get fit and treat my body as a temple for sure.

Christian
Christian

Quad cap here and yes, caffeine and alcohol have always seemed like mother’s milk to me. I used to be firmly in the Cap 1 category until about, 2004 or so and then switched more into Cap 2, though gad, nothing like Ms. Sting, seriously, that picture has some embarrassing hubris attached to it. We do just tend to be an earthy sign, and don’t feel compelled to have a polite veneer, especially the desire to be seen as lady-like, which caps don’t seem to do. Kate Moss is just being herself, which I admire. Another role model is Marlene… Read more »

RedlipstickVirgo
RedlipstickVirgo

Wow. Just Reading a bio about Marianne Faithful who is a Cap and most definitely a Cap 1. It’s amazing how many toxins she has taken in yet still remains fab. I think I recall her recently hitting out at Ms Moss for stealing her look!

Adminiscorp
Adminiscorp

omg. i am living with a Cap1 at the moment! Drinks and smokes to his hearts content, and still comes up trumps in the morning. Has eerie aspects of Cap2 though. Eats really well, hydrates constantly, lots of exercise as part of job… His theory is that the one balances out the other. Scarily, this seems to hold true for the most part.

wishywashy
wishywashy

Eeek. I have four caps in my system and wondered why I wasn’t really Only-Organic-Food-And-Complicated-Yoga-Poses.

That said, I am totes cap type 1. If my skin looks horrible due to poor diet + lack of sleep + use of caffeine, it just means I’m simply not _believing_ enough. Oh, dear.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Cap 1, Cap 2 who cares? They’ll all chronically depressed, judgemental and small-souled.

Kiki
Kiki

No they’re not! They’re talented. They’re super smart. They’re kind. They’re delightful. And they’re fun!

See Elvis, Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, David Bowie and Kahlil Gibran. See Simone de Beauvoir, Marianne Faithfull, Nigella Lawson and Dolly Parton.

They’re also hot. See Jude Law, Orlando Bloom, Faye Dunaway, Ava Gardner and Helena Christenen.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

all very good examples Kiki. I love Caps. 🙂

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Did we get up on the wrong side of a Capricorn this morning anon? Or do I detect some irony?

FireTrine
FireTrine

Ms. Moss is soooo pretty here!

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

I am text book Cap One.
I have dragged my social life and 16 hour work days through the most hideous coldy-flu this past week, only today caving into the antibiotics.
As I sneezily downed another beer last night I proclaimed to amazed onlookers one of my favourite mantras… “Kill the host, kill the virus!”

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go

*snorfle*

Very nice Lexi… very nice:)

nat
nat

Get well soon Lexicorn. Look after the host, send the virus packing!

davidl
davidl

Spreading your germs willy nilly,Lex ?, soldiering on ?. Thats ‘viral’ arson you know? 😕

V Venusian
V Venusian

AAH..now I know where I fit in…. I am Cap 1, and could not quite figure out why I was just so naughty and lazy and messy!! compared of course to my Cap2 type friends and Mother in law!

It now makes sense! I was just content to read my rising sign instead and feel more Venusian rather than Saturnine!
My mother in law cannot understand AT ALL how my home can be so cluttered and untidy compared to the vision she has of the nest her son should dwell in ha ha!

Nate
Nate

This rahter C1 Cap is currently tranitioning into a C2 courtesy of Saturn Return. It’s *yetch* and YAY all at the same time, but I’ve always found we Caps to be a walking paradox at best.

william
william

wheres the picture of kevin costner half naked? Oh I get it, girls get all the credit when it comes to capricorn traits eh? Just one more in a long list of conspiracies I can add to my list behind my tin foil lined closet, hmm.

Ms.
Ms.

what is it you wish to give Kevin Costner credit for exactly?..

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

nobody is interested in seeing Kevin Costner naked. Well, i’m not anyway.

leonine librarian
leonine librarian

Wouldn’t he be looking a bit like beef jerky these days anyway?

davidl
davidl

eeeuuuuwwwww!!!

FireTrine
FireTrine

Is the tin foil to stop the alien somthing-or-rather rays penetrating your closet? I have a friend who does that! If so, does it work?

tati
tati

does anyone know any aliens that we can ask?

Kiki
Kiki

I’ve always loved Capricorns but have just realised that by Capricorns, I mean the 1s. I find them very sexy. However that description of the 2s makes me want to lie in the hammock, glass of red and platter of soft cheeses at the ready. And I don’t mean organic cheeses.

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

has anyone ever met a capricorn bogan? I never have. even the crazy ones knew how to dress and think properly…

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

and i don’t mean dress as in ‘ironed shirt and leather shoes’ dress. i mean even in a football jumper: they make it look good. and if it’ not the football jumper it’s their craft brewery business they are establishing. or a razor-like disdain for loutish behaviour. Maybe I have just blanked out all the Bad Caps that I know. but cap 1 or cap 2, it’s the work ethic and sharp eye that stands out for me

davidl
davidl

Disdain for loutish like behaviour ? not sure if Ms Moss would fit there? Though yes, all my caps are sooo conservative, and often sooo boring. I think its my disdain of money that really worries them about me. When I explain that I agree that money is the root of all evil, they look at me like ‘are you mad’ or just smile while thinking ‘he’s crazy’.

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

i am not v good at keeping up with the news – all i know mossy doing is a few lines at a party, pretty tame really…what else did i miss? maybe i am v pro-cap 🙂 none of the caps i know are outwardly obsessed about $, but that is probably more a reflection of my social circles than the caps

Ms.
Ms.

yes. lots of capricorns are very sex drugs and rock n roll which you think would be an interesting combo with saturn as your ruler but the pan/dionysus thing makes total sense.

not an ounce of Cap here, some decent swats of saturn through the chart though. would have liked something in cap ,though, sis has venus and not the higher octave of that lets say. highly disapproves of my being broke when in love travel around saggie venus.

Kim posted about Pan the asteroid today too, going to look up. while I juggle.

Ms.
Ms.

pan conjunct ascendant
no wonder

Charles
Charles

I dunno about the characterization of C1. It’s a mutation of the “body is a temple” ethic, I’d describe it as the “body is the enemy” philosophy. You can’t keep a thin figure like that, without a constant battle with your body. C2 is in a similar battle, but through different means.

dotty
dotty

Percipcacious plus!!!

davidl
davidl

Tuscan yoga ranch…love it. Trudy is def not my type, have read that she is very mean to her ‘staff’ and that there is lots of ‘staff’ to do ‘stuff’. It may be bulldust but I did read that she flew someone half way round the world to make her a pasta dish, the price calculated in the 10’s of thousands. If she’s not careful someone will put a curse on her and she will have to stay in the above yoga position on her fuqin tuscan toga ranch for eternity. It really pisses me off when our so called… Read more »

Baristagem
Baristagem

My Capricorn bestie swings between type one & two. He is definitely type one! I mean all the pics ever taken of him are like Kate & yet he swears he is like Trudie…. I haven’t seen him in that insane-version-of-the dish pose ever… 😀

Oh man Trudie is doing that on sandstone!! Ouch, my arse is sore just looking at it! 😯

Erin B.
Erin B.

Wow. I was just thinking about this because I have only met Capricorn Ones and I always wonder why everything about astrology I read says Capricorn’s are health and neat freaks, because all the Caps I’ve encountered are not that way at all really. I currently have a class with a Cap 2. I found out he was a Cap and I was thinking “your kidding, right?” He’s very disorganized, and kind of a slob. Still VERY ambitious, though.

Once again Mystic Medusa has bestowed me with their superior astrological knowledge 🙂