The Hood-Thong: Saggo-Wear?

The Hood ThongThe Hood Thong is apparently “temperature controlled” – I am not sure how – maybe as it only covers your crotch and your head? I am thinking that it is the ideal Saggo-Wear…Yes?

Cancerians do love to keep their ears warm and the security of a hoodie, they truly do + it feels reassuringly sort of possibly medieval, which they love but I am thinking that the rest of the Hood-Thong would give the Cancerian the deep merdes.

Sorry, but it just screams Sagg…

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Nightrose
Nightrose

This looks like something I would keep in my panties/intimates drawer. Wouldnt wear it just by itself, but I would dress it up.
I could start this as a general base and add layers on top that hide the original shape… but when it all comes off…. it would be very weird/kinky looking indeed, lol. Weird shit like this makes the best layered clothing.

Im Sagg Sun, Aqua Moon in the 8th 🙂

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I like her socks.

Deleciel
Deleciel

=/

I’m all for innovations in fashion, but this looks like a desperate attempt to break the overdone trends. Sorry, I ain’t feeling it.

fish out of water
fish out of water

she’s just a few shoulder shrugs away from orgasm or maybe just the ultimate wedgie!

Sagg sun/Moon conj natal Saturn in Cap
Sagg sun/Moon conj natal Saturn in Cap

I’m so glad her head is protected against the wind!!

I read somewhere that the hoodie is symbolic of the foreskin, a possible explanation for it being worn by teenage boys but I am lost for a possible Freudian analysis for Han and Brikauski’s version!

fallen angel
fallen angel

This will sound sooooo sad but when you typed foreskin, I actually got a little smile. Mars is supposed to be on my Venus soon… I cannot wait.

BlackstarAries
BlackstarAries

Amen Prowlncat!

I vote Aquarians for shock value.

Beaverlodge
Beaverlodge

The image is so funny, it’s my laugh of the morning! There was a time when clothes were made without hoods unless it was a parka. Try and find a sweater or shirt without one now. The only improvement to this ensemble would be to strap the socks to the hoodie and call it a jump suit. It does have the Sag. appeal, as in dressed up to go out and exercise, but my vote would be an AQ would wear it because it looks like metal = new age material and, even though the idea of garment is there,… Read more »

Leonie
Leonie

I’m a Sagg and would rather go naked than wear that atrocity!

Sassy
Sassy

Still getting hyterical laughs from this pic. I just had to facebook it Mystic.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Does anyone remember Mila Jovovich in the Fifth Element – she wore a band aid like thingy similar to this twasn’t a thong but along the same family. I LOVED that though it was pretty obvious double sided was in much use the entire time. I think this just makes her nipplage look like they festered with something that crusted over. Soz for the graphics, but that pretty much kills the outift for me.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

oh yeah, i remember Mila in that outfit. She looked hot!

fallen angel
fallen angel

to wear that I would have to pretend bread or any wheat product for that matter never ever existed. ever.

prowlncat
prowlncat

or just forget food exists.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Girl I am diggin’ them boots. And the whip.

They is definitely made for walkin’.

All over a man, muwahahahahaa. One should be so lucky!

Melissa
Melissa

Ha just checked – Milla is a sag, but Lady Gaga is an aries and she loves this type of stuff!

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Yes mila did look hot in the bandage thing. It was fascinating watching her move in it.

fallen angel
fallen angel

I am RIVETED by that movie, I cannot NOT watch it when it’s on in fact. Sad but true. I think I relate to her being a protective force and reconciling an understanding of love. Though I dare not look too deeply at what is obviously a pop-sci-fi movie.

Favorite line, is the priest in the beginning of the movie saying to the behemoth metal aliens, “Are you Germans?”

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

loving the new avatar LL! Very noice.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Thanks SR….it’s been so hot in SE QLD just looking at all that flaming heart bizzo was a little too much…plus it’s nice to change the little things.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Again, that was me…having too many windows open and not logging in properly. So life is lighter for you SR since the libran crazy lady left the building?

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

yes, to say a massive weight has been lifted from my shoulders would be a huge understatement!! I feel l can finally move forward in my life – yay!

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

I’m actually looking forward to 2010…I figure this has been a good clearing the way year for good stuff to appear/enter my life/ be created within/without…it just feels positive in spite of lots of havoc globally, but personally feels sort of liberating.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

Couldn’t agree with you more about 2009 being a prep for 2010. Learnt so much about boundaries and discovered my inner Saturn Girl – I think we all did thanks to Mystic.
I’m looking forward to 2010 too! 🙂

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

She’s from one of the first Star Trek shows when they had very fake rocks.

FireTrine
FireTrine

Wahahahah – the rocks are so much more realistic these days… You funny SweetP.

FireTrine
FireTrine

My Cancerian Merc, Venus & Sat DO like the silver hood…it’s more the tassles that bother me really.

ladycrab
ladycrab

if i were ten years younger and had the body in the first place, with the mind i have now, yes.

Leogroover
Leogroover

I can’t get past the socks too. reminds me of my aerobic teacher days ( cringe cringe). The rest of the outfit is not worth commenting on screams WANKER to me. I like the bag somehow bout time we all moved on from handles and straps.

Melissa
Melissa

Ha Matt you’re hilarious! I wanna see pics too!…too funny…you just made me laugh more than picture did…

matthew-minerva
matthew-minerva

IM GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE! LOL! 😉

matthew-minerva
matthew-minerva

WHY NOT! I’D WEAR IT! LOL
what a pissa that would be – walking down the street in what was it.. a “hood thong” lol!

prowlncat
prowlncat

right then matt – yer on! And I wanna see the pics!

matthew-minerva
matthew-minerva

lol – summer beach hood thong streeka! sure ;P

matthew-minerva
matthew-minerva

AND I PROB DO IT WHILST SINGING – FIREFLIES by Owl City! lol such sa saggo song!

aquavit
aquavit

this is so supremely gross that my virgo rising is retreating, but i bet my saggo performance artist ex would love to do something with it!

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

use it as a slingshot?

sassy
sassy

When would one ever where this item of clothing…

prowlncat
prowlncat

Mystic you just bunged this up in photoshop to do our dark mooned heads in dinnya??

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

That site is definitely a piss take. Mystic, if you were involved, you’re either a genius, or your mind has been hijacked by extraterrestrisexuals. We may have to do an intervention….

The designer, Brikauski’s name is Umlaut. Is that even possible? It’s like naming someone ‘apostrophe’. (I hope no one reading is named Umlaut. If so I humbly apologize, but WTF?)

Sassy
Sassy

Hahahah, yes, WTF indeed!! Maybe it is Cohen’s next project!

nat
nat

Is there a picture of Lote in his thong? I could analyse that…

aquaCAT
aquaCAT

Uber you brought the humour into this, thanks for makign my laugh!

Baristagem
Baristagem

I’m sorry but I just can’t get passed those socks!

AquaCAT
AquaCAT

Nat I agree, that photo makes me mad and that was my post above, my vagina is insulted. Am I taking this too seriously?

nat
nat

I don’t know AquaCAT. It shouldn’t BE taken seriously at all. Surely it is too effing stoopid to be f’real? Yet it seems to be a lightening rod for something here 🙂

Barista, I was going to mention the socks too. A bit ’80s Olivia?

Anonymous
Anonymous

And as Lady Gaga once said, having been called a hermaphrodite, “My vagina is insulted”.

Vee
Vee

Yeah, but she’s probably the only person who could wear it !

boom
boom

Ew Lady Gaga is ruining fashion.

I’d totally wear the hoodthong tho!
In fact, I’m going to. That’s it.

It’s so good.

nat
nat

is that like a seat belt buckle, right THERE??

Deep merdes doesn’t even start to describe my feelings about this “Han & Brikauski” abomination (good word Uber, thanks). Even their name shits me. But then so does everything today. Anyone else feeling Dark Moonie Most Foul? I’m so over it. And I don’t even know what it is. Cleaning & chucking stuff out usually works but I couldn’t be assed. Bah. 😡

prowlncat
prowlncat

I know … I can’t even think of something funny to say. Actually I can’t think period. Doona day!!! Pity it’s about 40 degrees. Beer day!! Plus I have season 2 of prison break which is excellent as far as mindless rubbish goes.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, um yes feeling just a tad dark moonie. Compound this with having both children over 21 now…at only 44 and I’m feeling old, old and haggard…I know logically that 44 is not old…I’m not haggard…a bit better cushioned than I’d prefer(but working on it)…I do feel almost zapped of mojo. I was driving back along the highway and almost shaking with rage, and hurt and lonely aching hideous feelings of mojo-less saturday night. There is only so much Mr Sheen should be expected to accomplish. I was just looking at this pic and thinking who thinks of this shit?… Read more »

nat
nat

poor LL! Hang in there, i am sure that you will have many other Saturday nights not based on activities involving Mr Sheen. And 44 is NOT old, cripes its just getting good – ie. you have both your body & mind in good places. Interesting your comment about feeling tired of working on yourself. I feel like that today – totally zapped of optimism and very “why do I fuqin’ bother”. My usually fired up energy has deserted me (well my Moon in Aries has gone dark, duh, why didn’t that dawn on me earlier…). I made myself do… Read more »

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

LL, i felt exactly the same a few weeks ago – “sick of working on myself”. “why isn’t my Pluto man here yet?… where is he?… why do i have to wait sooooo long… what’s the point?… why can’t i work on myself with someone else in the picture? it’s not fair! ….yada yada yada. Then i heard the Low Libran bitch from Hell will not be coming into the office anymore and suddenly i was over the moon with joy. I’m actually feeling pretty perky for a dark moon. I got my home Feng Shui ‘ed and have been… Read more »

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

oops “other than my navel for a change”

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

For chrissakes LL, get a grip! I’m only two years younger than you. There’s only one thing worse than feeling your age and that’s looking it. As Mystic once recommended during moon in Leo, ‘foof up your hair’ or something.

And of course you can take time off from working on yourself. Personally I take evenings, weekdays and weekends off. It’s much more relaxing.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

All good advice…rational and dark moon don’t always match up precisely. I’m actually fairly unwrinkly.lol….and supremely arrogant about my hair, half the time all I do is run a comb through it and expect it to perform well… I’m just moody as all heck.tonight. So yeah tonight I’m taking a break from trying to be upbeat….sometimes it is easier to just go with it…tonight in my moodyshite mood it’s like I’ve been unconsiously wielding a sharp stick and poking at myself like an overstuffed pinata…just waiting to see what falls out. Also thanks SR…they are pretty well adjusted…they have their… Read more »

prowlncat
prowlncat

Ohmigod I soooo get where your are at LL. I. Get. It. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m like who gives a fuq if I’m a size 14. Why must I constantly harrass myself to be size 12. Maybe I’ll just bloody well be a volumptous and happy size 16 and happily scarf donuts and beer and make Homer noises and stick all this bollocky weight obsession. My days of skinny jeans are over anyway. They never even suited me. With my boobs I just looked like an inverted triangle. And as for men … well FUQ THEM. I had the “big convo” with… Read more »

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

ta

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

prowln I’ve been where you are at now…and there is def crossover although last night was more on the, but guys do have something to offer…that whole counterpoint, difference ying yang stuff. Mind you I have no idea where blokes that may find me interesting (beyond a friend exist) anymore. I’ve been so careful holding myself separate that I think my pulling muscles have withered….and I’d rather not come across all scary and intense. I love your honesty…that Virgo bloke will probably still be spinning out re:your telling it like it is. So this may seem ridiculous but does anyone… Read more »

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

It’s that old chestnut, LL. I don’t believe your ability to attract a man is any reflection on you. At all. There are so many other factors in the coupling game now that have made it more complicated than ever. Really, throughout history, coupling was a matter of expedience, where, in theory, the male provided and protected, and the female nurtured and kept things tidy. Choice didn’t come into it, and love and compatibility were bonus extras, if you were lucky. I’m not kidding when I talk about the post feminist evolutionary lag — people are confused about their choices… Read more »

Melissa
Melissa

I’m where you’re at LL – just turned 40, 3 kids – eldest almost 16, but looks stacks older and yes I know kids mostly help keep you young, but when they start getting so old it instantly makes you feel/seem so much older! If we had preschool kids like most we’d seem so much younger!! Although it is nice surprising people when they hear how old your children are, which I’m sure you must get too?! Am in the dating quandary too and wondering exactly who is out there in the dating pool at the mo??? – so many… Read more »

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Uber yes I adhere to the belief that my value is intrinsic. My current dearth of options on a man field is a separate thing. It’s the practical secondary considerations of finding somehow someone that is interested in me, as I am in him. I’m left with that fall back position of doing things I enjoy so I enjoy them and don’t focus too much on said dearth, with the quiet hope that somewhere there is some guy out there that may be interested in the things I do too. I’m just so far from the shallow flirting of my… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

LL darling, I understand so absolutely. But three things I want to share: One, my 45 yr old sister is pregnant, her partner’s 59 and their eldest is 19. I DO NOT envy her. So bless her but I cannot even imagine that for myself. Of course, she’s been making noises at me to start a family to which I replied that she had taken up my quota already, so none for me fanks. I realize you’re nowhere near this issue but hoped the mention would make you glad of it. Two, I also have to say that living in… Read more »

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Aww FA. Thanks it’s good to drink from the collective global bowl re:mating rituals or the lack there of. I realised I was in a weird head space when I was recollecting this guy that I met a couple of years ago in DIY shop…hardware store that was begging me for my time, a coffee, a number…something. I was thinking damn how hard to please I am that his persistence was in its self a turnoff. But the art of love is like that isn’t it, there has to be some spark of attraction from both sides to let down… Read more »

shell
shell

what an amazing read this little thread has been. If I wasn’t feeling so damn weary myself I would add to it to more meaningfully – the question of how people meet other people really interests me as well LL – as well as its extrapolation that people don’t generally bother to make new friends outside of established circles/workplace once they enter 30’s + zone. But – what I really wanted to ask LL et.al. is about Mars in Leo – do you think the slowing down to go retro is part of the weariness? I’ve been alternating between weary,… Read more »

shell
shell

and yes to friends of friends. certainly a good place to start. Maybe ask someone to organise a big Jan BBQ that includes some of them?

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Maybe? I think it’s been masked for me as I’ve just been so busy working on and celebrating the birth of my Sagg daughter…and starting my final undergrad semester of my business degree. The bright side for me is that my lecturer is Swiss and she’s so grateful for the sunshine that it sort of bleeds over and I’m trying to see SE QLD summer heat as a good thing. That whole considering your plans… while I think the astro climate has been moving us to consider some out there stuff(from whatever we consider normal)…and I think it’s normal to… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

LL, I think if you pick the right friends to clue in on your interest there is certainly nothing wrong with putting it out there for the Universe to act on! Incidentally, my Sagg Boss was in an absolute quandary and used to actually MOAN to me that he would have zero clue as to how to even start with a woman. You see, prior this he liked to go jovial and leering, therefore came across like a sex maniac. Which he still occasionally likes to pull with me…though typical, he IS actually scared of me sexually. I think I… Read more »

aquaCAT
aquaCAT

That is the most revolting thing I have ever seen…’the epitome of vulgarity’, as my Dad would eloquently say.

FireTrine
FireTrine

Jabba the Hut would so be into this…

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Lol, YES! He made Princess Leia wear it. lollollollollol…aaagh!

aquaphobe
aquaphobe

wait, with her princess aerobic comp shoes she’d be a perfect match for that weird yoga instructor with headband (previous post)

prowlncat
prowlncat

This just screams “moron”.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Or it’s the ‘find my goddess’ dude’s design for a goddess outfit. The hood doubles as a gag and has a special receptacle for chloroform.

Sassy
Sassy

‘No star sign in their right mind would wear this polyviscose abomination. (Except Sasha Baron Cohen — for a bet)’
Yes yes Bruno and Borat would wear it!!

Hilarious…..and I have no words for that picture…hahahahahha

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

A Saggo would just go nude.

No star sign in their right mind would wear this polyviscose abomination. (Except Sasha Baron Cohen — for a bet) Not from this galaxy at least, which makes me suspect the Hardon Collider is responsible again. Somehow this fragment of an intergalactic phishing scam has found its way here from a parallel universe. It’s definitely a scam because their order form asks for your name, email address and the answer to 2 + 2.

saggigal
saggigal

uber- yes. i hate gstrings full stop, but the idea of wearing one attached to my head? all to convoluted.

and her outfit, despite the shoes, looks SOO impractical!

sorry myst, have to disagree on this one.

Ms.
Ms.

yes as a girl with a long torso I am weary of all in ones for reasons of camel toe

Savannah
Savannah

Is it for treating a yeast/fungal infection that won’t budge?

Ms.
Ms.

only to be outshone by the hysterical styrofoam shell and feature rock with plant matter…

Shape wise it reminds me of fantasy elvin gamer slave wear.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

They’re not a shell and rock, but matching luggage. I take back everything I said about Marc Jacobs.

Ms.
Ms.

OMG you are so right, duffle bag and backpack

New styrofoam viscose blend

Mary
Mary

Seriously… I have no idea who would wear this, but wtf is on her nipples?! I am not ok with this.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Looks like she’s wearing ” spaghetti ” art on her nipples!

whatever
whatever

those nipple warmers are a festive touch