Astro-Gaga: What Sign Is She And What Happened?

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Woman in red ballgown and big hole in wallShe is a Cancerian Mood-Swinger who works as a stylist at the Large Hadron Particle Collider (the scientists are expecting some media attention) and she took some weird shit back from a lab, hoping it would help her seduce her strange Aquarian lover. But he’s just morphed into a Reincarnate Atlantean after shes sprinkled even just a bit of the God-Particle powder into his chardonnay.

That or a kickboxing Libran with the shits at some wallpaper that suddenly DOES NOT WORK AT ALL AND W.T.F. WAS SHE DOING LETTING AN ARIES DO THE DECOR JUST BECAUSE SHE FANCIED HIM.

Image: Jean-Baptiste Mondino

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Biancasarah
Biancasarah

Defs a Cancer with a moodswing induced by her weird aqua lover. Her eye makeup a mess from the uncontrollable tears.

I am cancer sun (aqua rising) and I can recall dressed in a gown in a pent house, bawling my eyes out, throwing a designer shoe at my aqua man’s head last year.

Oh and of course the aqua man is not in this pic, he has gone MIA. Leaving the cancer to have a meltdown mess on her own (which just makes it worse)

ganeshaganesha
ganeshaganesha

she’s an aries who just got finished kicking (the wall’s) ass. hence, she looks relaxed and cooler-than-thou. “you know i’m the boss, don’t you?” icy grin.

Libran Double Airhead
Libran Double Airhead

No, no its definitely a Libran with Mars in Leo – Mystic was right, she did go totally bats about the wallpaper, because it was done by another (!) Arian friend who turned out to be utterly selfish and self-centred and took advantage of the Libran’s natural desire to be a good and supportive friend over and over until the Mars in Leo part of her finally snapped … oh this is a little too familiar ….

spirit
spirit

Why are we blaming the chick for the destruction ?…she looks perfectly composed and pristine…..someone else did the damage.

whatever
whatever

the dress – it’s a smoking gun – but good point. Why is she being blamed? Because she’s there. Doesn’t matter if it was her or not, it’s just easier that way.

whatever
whatever

yo spirit your totally scorped up question keeps invading my thoughts because it’s kind of culturally profound – have you ever done any media or art history studies? It’s an awesome question. We have the red dress which implies passion which leads us to make the jump pretty much immediately that she did it. But one of the things your question brings up is mise en scene (the stuff that’s within the contrived or staged image that adds to the building of the plot in a subtle – or sometimes not so subtle way) and the way we see space… Read more »

olyalya
olyalya

this photoshoot was inspired by gordon Matta-Clark

http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/features/smyth/smyth6-4-4.asp

The guy is a crab and he likes to punch holes through buildings :DD

unpredictable pisce
unpredictable pisce

only a taurus, i would think a scorp moon / mars and aries venus & ascendant. something explosive anyway. she’s had it with her Scorpio lover who that evening managed a Last Straw episode. Even the dynamite sex wasn’t enough to stop her when she came back to the hotel room to find out that she wasn’t the only one, and this night of all! Special as she even went out to buy the red dress (her favourite colour) because she was winning the award for best martial arts scene in the latest kung-fu masterpiece (they were at the Chinese… Read more »

virgolicious
virgolicious

oh, that’s quite obviously me after taking MM’s advice and finding the perfect red dress to embody the fire signs absent in my chart. I have just let rip with the Virgoan decluttering vibe, fire-stylee. There were too many walls in there anyway (ps, thanks mystic for the beautiful chart consult – you are a genius!)

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo

She’s a Taurean, and she made the mistake of picking up a pirate at a bar down near the wharves and asking him ‘is that a cannon in your pocket?’ He was an Aries and had to prove to her it was live. His musket went off too and hit the mirror. Speaking of pirates, someone has written a book called “What would Keith Richards Do? Daily Affirmations with a Rock and Roll Survivor” Here’s the spiel: “Here, at last, the wisdom of this indefatigable man is recorded and set forth. These are his visionary words: ‘I would rather be… Read more »

Melissa
Melissa

Ha I love it..is that a cannon in yr pocket..too funny!!!

Ms.
Ms.

classic.

little fish
little fish

She’s my Leo bridesmaid, but I DO love that colour,…vermilion ? is it not?
My favourite colour, even in HOt weather!

whatever
whatever

She’s a libran with a lot of leo and scorpio in her chart and maybe a dash of aries. She’s just realised she’s knocked up after a casual fling with the fashion photographer who appealed to her vanity by offering free headshots to get her into the sack. She’s wearing the frock to hide that she’s showing and had arrived at his place to do some covert reconnaisance to see if it was big enough for a nursery – she was going to tell him she was just passing and wondered if he wanted to go get some pastries and… Read more »

prowlncat
prowlncat

A Cancerian Mood Swinger … is that like … a type of job??? Like a Fashion Consultant or a Cellist??? … Cause if so I want to know where to apply!!! I’d be perfect. Plenty of natural talent, backed by years of experience and a natural aptitude for insanity. I can psyche myself in a convincingly scary mary tizzy within 8.34 seconds. Did I tell you guys about the time I threw a 1970s Disco Classics 4 CD Box Set at my husband’s head? It missed and imbedded itself in the door. He (a Pisces with Toro moon) said he… Read more »

ScorpintheSky
ScorpintheSky

“I can psyche myself in a convincingly scary mary tizzy within 8.34 seconds”.

You are also very erudite! And hilarious!

Anonymous
Anonymous

this is a Mystic self-reference..

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo

There’s plenty of good therapy out there, Anon. Apart from looking into ”projection”, look up Maslow’s Self Actualizing Traits. As you know, Mystic has posted on them. For example: “Self-actualizing people tend to enjoy humor. They like to laugh and like to joke, but not at the expense of others. They are generally seen as good natured, even though they are capable of being very serious.”

You might want to get some therapy also for your feelings of anger toward your parents, especially your mother, and your feelings of failure, especially in friendship and intimacy.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Uber do you remember in the early days of the internet there would be snipey irritating joy suckers wandering around just trying to rile people? Giving them attention even well thought out intelligent commentary just encouraged them. I have hope that in time without attention anonymous may slink away…

whatever
whatever

OMG soz off topic LL but your words just reminded me of when the internet was just text and my business partner was always on it and we had to share the computer and I could never get to do any work except during the day because he was always on at night and I was nocturnally creative so this didn’t work for me and daytime work interfered with my sleep patterns so one night I went to the studio and found him all weird and sheepish looking and I made him show me what he was doing – he… Read more »

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Ohhh that is an interesting off topic trip down memory lane, whatever. In your minds eye was he a sweater and pearls girl?

whatever
whatever

ABSOLUTELY

whatever
whatever

pale pink sweater

whatever
whatever

cashmere

whatever
whatever

I am concerned about that woman – her shoulders are not level, she’s got to think about her posture now or she’ll be crippled when she’s old – off to the chiro for her i say.

whatever
whatever

weird i didn’t even click there. please note I am not endeavouring to engage in dialogue with you LL (not that it isn’t always a pleasure) it was a random errant click.

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo

I see your point LL. Anonymous is certainly attention seeking, and the only time she gets attention is when she gets snippy. I dunno. I was trundling around here anyway and I thought I’d do a bit of pro bono therapy on her. I mean, mature, well adjusted/happy/satisfied people don’t go around lashing out with insults at folks they’ve never met. People only ever insult as a projection of self loathing. I guess I interpret her remarks as a cry for help. And if she wants help, it costs me nothing. It may also serve an educational purpose for other… Read more »

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

No upset on my part Uber, just weary disdain. I do like your reasoning though and there is a certain amount of sweetness there…plus I find your therapy insightful, to the point and amusing so have at it. Me hoping for a logical response is just being silly on my part anyway.

prowlncat
prowlncat

Uber I can see as a Virgo you always aim to be polite and helpful and kind even to those a mother would struggle to love … such as Annoyingmous. However I, as the resident Shit Stirrer, only have this to say to it/them …

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/11/19/funny-pictures-stupidity-is-blinding/

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo

dem kittehs haz gud tehrapeh. srsly.
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=1595029760

nat
nat

Uber, I think you are spot on with the prognosis of self-loathing & projection. I usually choose to ignore people who seek attention via negative/destructive/tiresome means but I like the way you call it how it is in here. Give all the oxygen as, when and to whom ever you choose.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/03/06/funny-pictures-is-indifferent-to-them/

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

😆 you guys are so much fun.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian
FireTrine
FireTrine

This a Libran moment I think! Although this is Moon in Aries behaviour if you ask me…d Both parents and best friend have moon in Aries and I have to say they are volatile, touchy and immature at the worst of times, but kind of innocent and open at others.

The hole in the wall is the openness, the volatile being that it is there at all.

whatever
whatever

O how right you are it’s totally a libran moment

Ms.
Ms.

LOL@ cancer chick, I laughed so hard at that x

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Just speaking with a cancerian friend who had a part time job evaporate last week. This was one of those quietly cash jobs so not exactly huge on the job security anyways…Part of the reason given was that they felt that she thought they were stupid. Laughed so hard today when she said she wished she’d said ‘well yeah but I thought you were kind so it sort of made up for it.’

Given the right circumstances I could see her demolishing things, just not in that dress.

Anonymous
Anonymous

that is insane…

aquaphobe
aquaphobe

why does it make me think of wuthering heights? Heathcliff why wont u let me in? Kate bush high pitched tune …. she vibes Taurus to me for some reason…though not the setting…or the hair… Fantastic dress…

Sassy
Sassy

Boohooo are cancerians that moody? jajajaj I agree being a multiple cancer

She went psycho because she couldnt put the curtains up and her best friend just cancelled on her…and she burnt her vegetable pie in the oven.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

“sprinkled even just a bit of the God-Particle powder into his chardonnay.”

Yikes, lets hope they do not incorporate this into a talc for male privates or we’ll NEVER hear he end of it…he,he

Lark
Lark

Lots of scorp somewhere and Leo planets in the first house

crabwoman
crabwoman

did love the kickboxing libran/aries interp though, close call!!!

crabwoman
crabwoman

hee hee just cracking up and have to agree with cancer, I recognise THAT mood all too well lol

Baristagem
Baristagem

Haha yes definitely a cancerian!

She just ‘caught’ her gemini lover smiling at another woman. She was so furious by this that she has bounced the gem lover off a few walls, well hypothetically. The destruction is just the words the cancerian is flinging off in a fit of rage. Gem has just burst in a fit of giggles & decided to take a picture to capture the moment & will show her when she cools off much later. Meanwhile Gem lover assures the cancerian she is HOT when she is angry. lol

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Lol Mystic…

Cancerian PMT psychokinesis fit to get at the chocolates in the next room.

Just home from the prom Sissy Spacek a la Carrie where she left it in flames…

She doesn’t believe in the whole “seven years of bad luck crap” and therefore could give a flip about the broken mirror behind her.

Now, where is that Aries decor dude…Got his number on speed dial as she has a habit of wreacking havoc with her psycho gifts…

triple cancer chick
triple cancer chick

She is most definitely a quadraple Scorp . Scorp Sun, Rising and Venus, Mars. She’s just found out half an hour before her work christmas party that her housemate has been secretly rendezvousing with her current lust object. They haven’t done anything other than email, text and meet for coffee…. However it was all done without her knowledge. And she has PMS. She is still going to the christmas party, she’ll get the cute guy from Marketing to buy her French Champagne all night and then she’ll dump him and go home with the dude from Delivery with the six… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Hey triple cancer chick,

We posted at the same time. I almost made her a Scorpy too but thought Cancer very intuitive of course and that emo’s could set a house a fire… 🙂

Mine PMS/T also. She def looks it, doesn’t she?

triple cancer chick
triple cancer chick

She reminds me of an ex housemate who is Scorp. she used to smash plates against a brick wall to relieve tension when she had PMS. 🙂

crabwoman
crabwoman

yowser! expensive mood release!

Scorp Scorp
Scorp Scorp

Yep, definitely! 😉

bluelibra
bluelibra

She farted Mystic. That frock used to be a slimeline on the bias wrap. If she is a Libra she needs to cut back on the chilli and chardy and go hugs some trees for a bit. Not that I’m projecting..

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Ha,ha….Thinking it was a vapourish heat that swirled upwards thus curling her slimline until it crescendoed into an explosion of sorts?

Water signs would have been an S.B.D. (silent but deadly)….

Leogroover
Leogroover

Exactly my first thought BL And now she’s trying on the Who me look? Def leo in merc I should know I try and bung this one on all the time and depending who you’re with depends if the innocent look works. Years of practice.

matthew-minerva
matthew-minerva

No! its a Leo with a cancerean rising! –
she wasnt getting enough of her hubby’s attention and chucked a spazz attack and busted through the walls to get some recognition of her latest Martial Arts Class!

Plus she just had an Eris return and her cancerean mood was totally bitched up! lol
matt

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

ha,ha

Like your arse kickin cancerian Matt…

“chucked a spazz attack”….love it… 🙂

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Oh, Leo Sun. Well, that certainly fits regards the hubby along with the rising.

My youngest is a Cancer with Scorpy rising (Leo Merc).

Yikes, used to be you did not DARE speak to her until you could sense she was ready..lol

Sassy
Sassy

What are your signs sweetpea??

I sometimes dont realise how volatile i can get…Im cancer (leo merc with mars scorp)……my mum is always telling me that I cant stand your outbursts, i just think she is sensitive…I tend to speak loudly with my moon in saggi anyway….

Or maybe she is just sensitive and mind you she is no angel with her leo sun, scorp moon and mercury cancer…Is it just me or how ultra sensitve are these people (merc in cancer)??

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Well, that’s interesting as my eldest, a Gemini, has Mercury in Cancer. The Cancer has Mercury in Leo, right? Merc in Leo tells me she cannot stand her sister some/most of the time!… Which is normal for sisters, I know. My brother and sister in law both Saggie Moons and an endearing couple but yes, they can get loud sometimes! But that’s usually part of the fun… I’m Aries Sun and Merc, Cappy Moon, Gemini rising Mars conjunct. Venus in Taurus… Yeah if ever an Aries could be a bit shall we say “intimidated” it was by that little girl… Read more »

crabwoman
crabwoman

I have merc in cancer and can be sensitive, but am aware of who, what, why and when, so will go out of my way to explain that to people I care about, if I know I am going to blow. I never blow up with people in public, unless they are rude to my kids! I have a cap moon, so try to organise my outbursts lol my hubby is an aries and we joke that he is moodier than I, but I have the worst temper. I think it is more because I aim to keep the peace… Read more »

crabwoman
crabwoman

my mother is a merc in leo, heaps of fun to talk to and a great sense of humour, not overly sensitive but never may a conversation sway to far outside of herself, one almost feels timed!

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

“I have a cap moon, so try to organise my outbursts lol” ha,ha. Grace under pressure. I try with my Cappy Moon and think it saves me from being a total fool/ass as my Mars/Asc in Gemini could literally shred someone to pieces if I were not careful. Yesterday I was at the grocery store for example and the chicken stock was not on the aisle. It will be Thanksgiving here on Thurs so why is the chicken stock not stocked? lol Stopped a worker on her lunch I guess and told her the dilema. Cappy Moon also had a… Read more »

Sassy
Sassy

There is no reply tag at the end, so i just write up here.. Sweetpea How lovely, totally love the aries sun-mercury…so much energy and you can totally cut to the chase right..My little boy has sun-mercury aries with venus in taurus too!! He has so much energy never stops talking and he is scorp rising too!! How will i survive!!! Cannot imagine aries being intimidated by anything, but yes that mix of cancer and scorp, maybe its the water, afraid of being drowned..haha I bet your sun merc aries loves sagg moons, someone actually being more blunt and louder… Read more »

crabwoman
crabwoman

sassy re: near full lunacy with the crab sun! I like it. It gives a good understanding of the under vibe for both rulerships, just find I have to remind myself to lighten up though. Guess that would come naturally with a saggi moon?

Sassy
Sassy

Crabwoman “It gives a good understanding of the under vibe for both rulerships, just find I have to remind myself to lighten up though. Guess that would come naturally with a saggi moon?” saggi moons can be extremely hot headed add that to my sun venus cancer and I am one upredictable, moody and restless girl ahhaha yes, but it doesnt take me long to get back to cracking jokes and shooting my arrows everywhere again…. I bet you love full moons? Has more of a postive effect on your moods than most poeple? I am really happy on full… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Sassy, Well, thank goodness your Aries influenced son has a wonderful Cancerian Mom to be patient with him and I’m sure he’s in into LOTS…lol Do love Sagg Moons. Best girlfriend though is a Sagg Sun and I get away with nothing around her! She has SO got my number lol. Only one who can call me “bitch” and not be offended. Guess it’s cuz she always laughs after she calls me that. My ex Cancer husband’s Sun opp. my Moon. One of my female employers/mgr. a Cancer, then my daughter a Cancer, Doc I work with right now a… Read more »

crabwoman
crabwoman

sassy, oh absolutely with the full moons, more so now that I know how to analyse my moods by the cycles! If I am feeling down with one, life needs some serious shifting!

glad you get the upswing with the saggi! my 11th house is empty, so I don’t have a lot of that energy, though I enjoy the moons and with libra 9th, venus tends to hog most of the saggi limelight 😉

matthew-minerva
matthew-minerva

lol its sooo true though aint it!

Melissa
Melissa

Ha! Yes I thought virtually same..but was deciding between an Aries (or poss Leo) with major Scorp happening somewhere – and her lover dissed her – either didnt show for a date/or didnt do what she wanted to do – so same..she chucked a spazz and reaped some major destruction!!!!

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