The Tentacle Shower: Which Sign?

tentacle shower head

Well my reaction was HOW FANTASTIC & pity about the P.O.A bit (P.O.A = Price On Application) but yes, so genius to have several different tentacles and you can twist them around to suit + it looks cool.

But my Cancerian son freaked: he said he would be totally unable to shower without imagining the tentacles wrapping around his neck, scary movies he has seen involving paranormal tentacle activity, horrible sleazy eels eating baby ducklings and the time he stepped on a snail inside his gumboot when he as three.

So, okay, I am thinking Crab Peeps should not be allowed NEAR this thing, P.O.A. or not. IN fact, they prefer baths, i.m.o. Sooo who would like the Tentacle Shower???

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Odette-in-Libra
Odette-in-Libra

The scorpios I know would probably like it a LOT.

I think it looks scary when not in use – but the photo with the water is incredibly calming. It looks like it would be the most awesome shower massage ever – I feel my muscles relaxing just from the photo. (I simply wouldn’t look at it until the water was turned on – how’s that for a Libran compromise?)

Libra sun, Scorpio ascendent, Aries moon (& not a thing in Cancer.)

Scorp Scorp
Scorp Scorp

No water signs – Crabs do prefer baths in my experience and I as a Scorp would feel surrounded by snakes. Rather an Aquarian thing, in my opinion. They would enjoy the cool design and think of anything else but the obvious similarity to reptiles.

Laurel Papworth
Laurel Papworth

I reckon Gemini would love it – they always seem to have their own hands EVERYWHERE.

Scraps
Scraps

Taurus sun/moon with Virgo rising and I so WANT that shower head. The udder comment only makes it all the more fun as I adore Hathor as well. It’s both an opulence thing as well as the idea of being able to angle all the heads so that on cold mornings no part of me would have to be cold while I shower and ditto on the cleaning the shower bit as well.

Fish Diva with Libra rising
Fish Diva with Libra rising

Definitely a sag shower they could fit all their lovers at once in the shower with them. We fish are a tad more discreet about our lovers…

Ariel
Ariel

No fuqing way. It’s terrifying. (Gem sun, aries moon, leo rising, mars in CANCER). I can see why everyone likes it, but I cannot get beyond how freaky-looking it is.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

Ariel – I’ll be tres brave Libran & say – its friggin fugly!!!!!!!
tried to be brave enuf to say above……….. but can’t even look at it!!

not-so-virginal
not-so-virginal

pisceans, definitely. and not for the purposes of getting ‘clean’.

watery libran
watery libran

I want one! I’m thinking of all the fun I could re-arraning it. My Scorp ex would have loved it too as he had a fascination for what he always termed ‘the weird’

watery libran
watery libran

whoops can’t spell that was supposed to be re-arranging – just so all the spelling police know I can actually spell 🙂

seabird
seabird

This looks like a sex-toy I could actually like! i really really want one of these, more than anything else you’ve ever put up on this site and that’s including all the self-actualizing men that keep bobbing up!

leonelly
leonelly

ooooo I love it !! I’m leo, but if its scorpy thats my moon …

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

um mon libby eye & fish riser has me runnning a mile from this… too darn complicated. more partial to loverly waterfall spray, heat misters. Oh yeah & P.O.A aside – chromatic lighting a bonus!!

Beaverlodge
Beaverlodge

An Aquarian invented it for a Pisces by special request.

curiouser and curiouser crab
curiouser and curiouser crab

cancer here and i’m with sophie – love it!

vee
vee

My reaction is Aquas..has style, purpose and perfect for the ritual evening cleanse followed by quick morning spritz.

postmodscorp
postmodscorp

It reminds me of Mystics hair in her gravatar. Its totally a scorp device, shower a deux takes on whole new levels….

Uber Virgo
Uber Virgo

It does look Medusa like. Funny how the Cancerians have gone all heebie jeebie about it. I like it & think it would feel great. Love showers way more than baths.

fluid feline
fluid feline

You would like it Ubes – looks like a medical contraption or a milking device. With my multiple Virgo I do love the cleansing shower but even better after a good soak in a deep epsom salts bath (Kataka planets?).

Actually the damn thing looks too much to clean/deal with – give me simplicity every time 🙂 It is a leetle creepy.

prowlncat
prowlncat

It’s our fertile imaginations Uber

indigofish
indigofish

i think the photo of device in action looks striking, but that’s about as close as i want to get to it. i’m with you, prowlncat- it looks probish.

Nantares
Nantares

Unusual design + an element of spooky/creepy/dark + water = Totally meant for a Scorpio!

Scorpio sun/sag moon/gemini rising here, btw. If it fit in my budget, I’d absolutely have this in my home…

scorpionic
scorpionic

Agreed!

serenscorp
serenscorp

Double agreed (^_~)

Upbeat Scorp
Upbeat Scorp

Yeah, me too.
I don’t see why it would be so expensive tho, I reckon my ultra handy aqua artist could knock one up easily. He is brilliant at these kinds of projects.

prowlncat
prowlncat

Actually it looks like an alien probe or impregenation device *shudder*

starstrokes
starstrokes

i’m with you guys, prowincat! Maybe its cos I just got home from the dentist, but that thing is way wrong. Surgical apparatus with bad ideas…I’m needing rescue remedy stat…

prowlncat
prowlncat

😆

prowlncat
prowlncat

That thing’s just fuqing scary. Make it go away.

I’m with Mystic’s son on this one … Cancer also.

ansi
ansi

Self-indulging opulence-loving Leos…

Pisces in CQ
Pisces in CQ

Ummm, no. Not this pisces. I’m with your son Mystic. Yep it would be great for massage etc but it looks a bit creepy to me.

Salacious Sagg
Salacious Sagg

I think it is gorgeous to behold and would be fab under it too. My shower is where I relax at the end of the day. One would get tres clean, tres quick and be able to bounce out with more whim and vigour non? : >

Sophie
Sophie

I am a cancer/aquarius rising/gem moon
I think its AWESOME. I didn’t think of eels and creepy things etc when I saw it but more that it resembled vines or a waterfall, its got a more organic and natural feel-so i think it kinda could suit a cancer???

shell
shell

I dig it. I love showers, particularly when you can pretend they are waterfalls. and you could fidget with those bits to get good shoulder/back of neck massage like experience.
But I’d have to be reassured re it’s water usage, recycling the water or something. Otherwise I’d not be able to enjoy it properly.
And currently also a bit obsessed with the idea of a spa couch in my bathtub, such as recently experienced in daylesford. bliss.
gem/leo rising/pisces moon

natal saturn conj moon in Cap/Sagg Sun
natal saturn conj moon in Cap/Sagg Sun

I’m thinking Taureans who I believe love their creature comforts, not that others don’t but it’s my understanding that it’s a major preoccupation for this sign.

jen
jen

scorpios! water signs in general. I could think of nothing more pampering than being surrounded by water tentacles..ah!

Leogroover
Leogroover

it would great if you pull them down to different lenghts and have a stand up spa. Imagine the water fights with the naked significant other.

Uber Virgo
Uber Virgo

Or others. I wonder if it comes in party size.

fluid feline
fluid feline

That has a few interpretations Uber!?

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Hey, I’m ruled by Mercury. I’d be letting myself down if anything I said had only one meaning. And why settle for a double entendre when you can have a triple?

crabwoman
crabwoman

definitely agree on the fear factor with my sun on this one and think the Pisces/Virgo axis would think it divine

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Yeah I was thinking Virgo because of the multiple jets of clean…though lots of signs may like it, just for very different reasons.

Baristagem
Baristagem

I want one!

How much fun would it be to create your shower experience, it would be like a work of art with water & the body…
Gem/pisces rising

Lesly
Lesly

I’m a virgo and I think that’s fantastic. Imagine how CLEAN you would be! Joy!

Lesly
Lesly

Oh! Also, imagine how clean you could get your shower with that! You could clean every wall easy-peasy.

virgo cat
virgo cat

This Virgo gives it the thumbs up too!!!

poppykettle
poppykettle

Yes please from Virgo # 3!!!

nico
nico

taurus perhaps? they love expensive looking gadgets of privilege. They also resemble cow udders in their formation….
Or Pisces! I know I would love the intensity of each jet as it would be like a massage. the shower would be easy to clean….no walls!

Gillian
Gillian

yup this taurus agrees – not so much the cleanliness potential, and I did cringe at the water usage factor but I just love the design of it, altho the udders ref made me cringe!