Every now and then I see an advertisement for the cruise ship SuperStar Virgo (there is a sister ship named SuperStar Leo) and my mind meanders to how all the different signs would behave on board a cruise.
As well as, of course, the differences between SuperStar Virgo and SuperStar Leo: The former would be Amish in design & feature gluten-free organic cuisine with the occasional illicit chocolate binge by special arrangement. There would be an aide-de-camp specificially just to deal with allegations of fraying on the edge of the blankets or miniscule cracks in the basin. SuperStar Leo would be more ornate, loads of gilding & 24-7 performances & brass bands.
But on an actual cruise ship – our imaginary trip round the world on SuperStar Zodiac or whatever:
Aries would be up the top attempting to tell the Captain where/how to pilot the ship and/or going WAY over the top in a deck game of croquet.
Gemini would be like some Trickster character – going between ‘worlds’ as he/she acts as ostensibly the Entertainment Manager but more of an information and gossip broker.
Pisces & Saggo would be in the bar regaling one another with tales of astral travel (Pisces) and ‘real’ travel (Sagittarius).
Leo would be rehearsing for karaoke and perfecting his/her outfit.
Libra would stay in the spa the WHOLE time with occasional forays around the deck with the purpose of pulling.
Taurus would be compiling a dossier of all the food/buffets available in between lounging/meditation by the pool.
Cancerians would be holed up in their cocoon like bunk bed and/or leading some sort of a trippy encounter group scenario.
Aquarius would be gazing existentially out at the ocean and/or reading some futuristic tract.
Virgo & Capricorn would be networking/using the ‘free’ time to schedule up their next phase of transcendental accomplishment.
Scorpio? It would be a secret at the time but everyone would talk about it for years once they found out.
Am I right or am I wrong?
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