The Good Ship SuperStar Virgo & Astrological Cruising

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Virgo Cruise Ship

Every now and then I see an advertisement for the cruise ship SuperStar Virgo (there is a sister ship named SuperStar Leo) and my mind meanders to how all the different signs would behave on board a cruise.

As well as, of course, the differences between SuperStar Virgo and SuperStar Leo: The former would be Amish in design & feature gluten-free organic cuisine with the occasional illicit chocolate binge by special arrangement. There would be an aide-de-camp specificially just to deal with allegations of fraying on the edge of the blankets or miniscule cracks in the basin. SuperStar Leo would be more ornate, loads of gilding & 24-7 performances & brass bands.

But on an actual cruise ship – our imaginary trip round the world on SuperStar Zodiac or whatever:

Aries would be up the top attempting to tell the Captain where/how to pilot the ship and/or going WAY over the top in a deck game of croquet.

Gemini would be like some Trickster character – going between ‘worlds’ as he/she acts as ostensibly the Entertainment Manager but more of an information and gossip broker.

Pisces & Saggo would be in the bar regaling one another with tales of astral travel (Pisces) and ‘real’ travel (Sagittarius).

Leo would be rehearsing for karaoke and perfecting his/her outfit.

Libra would stay in the spa the WHOLE time with occasional forays around the deck with the purpose of pulling.

Taurus would be compiling a dossier of all the food/buffets available in between lounging/meditation by the pool.

Cancerians would be holed up in their cocoon like bunk bed and/or leading some sort of a trippy encounter group scenario.

Aquarius would be gazing existentially out at the ocean and/or reading some futuristic tract.

Virgo & Capricorn would be networking/using the ‘free’ time to schedule up their next phase of transcendental accomplishment.

Scorpio? It would be a secret at the time but everyone would talk about it for years once they found out.

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fluid feline
fluid feline

As per someone above (lexi? prowlin?), cruise ships for the 75+ age group – just imagine us all then. Actually don’t – too depressing.

nat
nat

Hee hee, speak for yourself FF! I am SO not going to be depressing at 75! I have a good role model in my Nana, who had more fun with life the older she got. She got slimmer, flirtier, funnier, happier and did more travelling around the world after 60 than she did before 60. She raised 7 kids and wore out 2 husbands. What a gal! She was Vice Pres of CWA in QLD for many years, president of the bowls club and dozens of other community & charity groups. She was so funny talking about teaching craft to… Read more »

fluid feline
fluid feline

That’s so cool Nat. Stories like your Nana’s are what we need to remind us that life is life at whatever age you be. Actually my mum is 76 and goes to gym and does yoga (has done yoga forever – before it was cool) and she’s spritely and active. I think of myself as 33 forever (not sure why but my theory is i had first child at 32 and a half) and when hear stories in media mentioning ppl my age – think them middle aged – then go, hang on that’s me, wtf. Personal Leo vanity moment… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous

All Aboard the SS Naughty Neptune for Mystic’s Astro Cruise….
I am so there! It could have special areas designed for each Sun Sign. Would be tres interesting to see just who hung out at who’s Sun Sign areas wouldn’t it?

I know which ones I would be heading for, but as Scorpio Rising of course I won’t be telling!

Anonymous
Anonymous

that is me Nat above.

fluid feline
fluid feline

Oh I’d be visiting the Virgos first – organised, earthy sensuality and then the Scorps – don’t have to explain that one. I’d visit them all – Fish rising – can blend in everywhere!

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

Alright – will list the no parties on boats for “SS Naughty Neptune for Mystic’s Astro Cruise……”

well played, again, Nat!! xox 😉

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

*lift the no parties on boats ban *….. (!!)

nat
nat

don’t worry rockstar, I knew what you meant. The SS Naughty Neptune won’t be listing (unless on the stock exchange)!

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

Oh I love that idea FF. The Mystic M cruise. It could be an alternative to an Astro-Coven, where all the subscribers hang out and flit between separate sun and rising sign chat rooms. Could be staged over an entire long weekend – OR – maybe that’s what we do when Mystic takes summer holidays??

fluid feline
fluid feline

Yes please – Myst are you listening?

Ram Tormented by Librans
Ram Tormented by Librans

Going on a cruise is absolutely the last thing this Aries would want to do. Stuck with nowhere to go, nothing but shuffleboard or gambling to while away the interminable hours – aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!

My idea of hell – except for bingo. I love playing bingo when I go on hols at Christmas – going to a crusty RSL or similar type venue and having a scotch and soda at 10am! Bliss.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

I was just thinking that a cruise line staffed by Virgo suns with Leo rising would be fantastic for the Leo cruise line, because the luxury and attention to detail would be out of this world.

Leogroover
Leogroover

Starstokes I always line my yoga mat up exactly square and can’t stop playing with tis till it is. Not a jot of virgo in me.

So me thinks the good ship Leo would not get out of port unless all the beds were checked for the correct softness, the pillows correct plumpness, correct bonking music, lighting, detakify the whole ship of gaudiness and make sure the bar is well stocked with the best alcohol.

Love the idea of naughty scorpios slinking around causing havoc. Bit like a game of on board real life cluedo.

Upbeat Scorp
Upbeat Scorp

Ha! Astral vs real travel! That made me laugh so much, and they’d be trying to top each other’s stories and hardly listening to each other too. Then pisces would get pissed all of a sudden, (anyone else notice that they can hold their drink reeeally well for quite some time, and then bang, they are slurring and staggering all over the place in seemingly a minute flat?) and Sagg would gallop off while they were in the loo, to find someone else to talk big stories to. Or to hook up with Libra. Yes yes yes to the Taureans… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Tell ya how me (Aries) and the Pisces behaved on our cruise ship to Ensenada Mexico one weekend in 2003. First off, drinks on deck had at least 3/4 booze in the glass. Later bopped to reggae while watching other drunks dance/bop/stagger around. Smoked pot in the bathroom of our itty-bitty room. Gambled upstairs and I won the progressive on a penny machine….$600 Not bad for a typically dysfunctional weeked with the Pisces (and me 😉 ) Did though have a massage each. They suck on cruise ships as far as I’m concerned and they also try to sell you… Read more »

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

you did say Librans’d be in the bar pulling lol??
teeheeeheee xox

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

or the disco!!

pegasus
pegasus

I would like to board one of those ships when i’m 75 years & never leave,
just disembark at exotic ports.
The never ending world cruise, enough water to last the rest of my life,
with a Pisces to talk to at the bar.

cortney
cortney

i wanna work on a cruise ship and now all of sudden there is a lot of cruise ship talk everywhere. mystic you were on the syncronicites!

Buckle
Buckle

Aries would be behaving exactly the way you *should* on a cruise – not making a scene. We’d be power-relaxing, in glowing white toweling bathrobes.

postmodscorp
postmodscorp

Damn I love being a Scorp – I dream of plotting something that no one knows about but that gets talked about for years.
But I’m with Lexicorn – a cruise ship would be vile – I’m much more a catamaran kinda girl…. or a good old fashioned yacht.

Savannah
Savannah

Ick!! I’ve finally sorted out my tax affairs properly that I had been side-stepping for too long now. As sun, merc, venus in Aqua person I loathed every boring minute of it but so relieved now.

spaced out pisces
spaced out pisces

I just woke up from the scary continuation of a dream from last week and popped here for some wisdom, that made me howl! Laughter is indeed the best banishment cheers Mystic 🙂

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

You are, as always, spot on and hysterical with this Mystic.

Can I just add – being stuck on a Cruise ship is, like, my version of personal hell. Kind of neck and neck with Westfield shopping malls. I am only a good person so that I don’t end up on one of these when I die.

Cap Sun / Virgo Asc + Moon.
(PS, as you suggest above – I have recently returned from ‘Holiday’ where I brokered a new sponsorship deal, completed a couple of overdue reports and applied for a PhD… Am i that transparent???)

fluid feline
fluid feline

Not transparent Lexi – Mystic is tres brilliant. Me too re personal hell – cruise ships and Westfield shopping malls *shudder*.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

My sagg daughter calls one particular westfield shopping centre the seventh layer of hell…

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

Lexi – Le Turd (aka Aries Ex) & I had pact. NEVER to a boat party. unless it was a surf venture with friends…….

LL is the 7th level of hell located in what stylists refer to as ‘WBJ’??
or is it Chadstone………..?

fluid feline
fluid feline

LL lives in SEQ rockstar and I can probably guess which one LL’s daughter is talking about (but to me they’re all hell). I remember one City to Surf weekend (i go and stay at Bondi almost every August for it) – i ditched the run and went shopping at WBJ – regret it forever, still have 2 items from spendathon with tags on (wtf). Had way more fun alley shopping after race with ex-bestie Aries bitch only days before found out what she was up to behind my back.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

Oh – so Feelers be speaking of Chirmside?? Tell me is NOT Pacific Fair (not that I can shop round the world blind folded or anything……!!). Yeah WBJ be entrapment for sure, but beats the hell outta heading down town!!

Seesh forgot bout yr Ex-Aries sitch!!
Any updates there or it it past history?

fluid feline
fluid feline

Yep Chermside it is, NOT PF – i avoid the GC at all costs! I’m closer to I’pilly but Chermside is Mega – getting a headache thinking about it.

Aries sitch is very past history although i do get regular phone calls with no-one on the other end (and “private number” message when checking who ’twas) and always think of “her”. Happy to let her stew in her own self-created shit.

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

I think that’s a pact that should just be considered a blanket social grace. Went to a birthday party on a boat recently, that dropped us on an island in the harbour for 4 hours, then picked us up again, drenched with rain, wind swept and desperate to get away from the drunken bores. TWO PEOPLE vomited on the return trip.
That was hard enough, can you imagine a 2 week cruise?!?

fluid feline
fluid feline

Eeewww Lexicorn – another form of hell 😮

starstrokes
starstrokes

Is it also a little bit of the last Virgo new moon cycle? I caught myself fastidiously straightening the crinkles in my yoga rug in class last week & was like “You’re a Leo, what’s with that?
re: Leo cruise-shipping…posing/gazing at sunsets ala Leonardo & Kate in Titanic

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Re: leo shipping ala leonardo and kate..I’d be worried we’d all be vying for the top spot to throw our arms at ala king of the world style… it could get bloody…coup d’état every second minute…unless someone organised distractions like pretty shiny things/mirrors to distract us.

virgo cat
virgo cat

hee hee. as a virgo with libra rising that is EXACTLY how I would want a spend a cruise (in the spa and networking). Fantastic!

prowlncat
prowlncat

ps. Is something really active in Virgo at the moment coz I feel like I’m stuck in some parallel universe of administrivia hell.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

last days of Saturn in Virgo…

prowlncat
prowlncat

lol Mystic I can see it now “cruising by the stars” … the piscean ship would definitely be heading for the Bermuda Triangle or trying to find the lost city of Atlantis. And I posted this a few threads back but it was sorta buried so I’ll re-tell here as vaguely appropriate. I was helping the Virgo client-neighbour-friend-not-sure-about-crush-person set up his new dining room suite and he had a tape measure out to measure – get this – the angle of the walls and the distance from the walls of the table legs and the distance from the walls and… Read more »

shell
shell

That is brilliant. That much analness has to be admired!

ScorpintheSky
ScorpintheSky

Prowlers you had ME laughing too. That behaviour would make me so bored/angry that I would just be “see ya”! You were laughing so you obviously could make light of it. Do you still think he’s sexy after that. I do agree with Shell. 10 points for precision and overall vision!

prowlncat
prowlncat

well …. I never really did think he was exactly “sexy”. He’s more cute than sexy … but I reckon he’s a bit of a quiet style dark horse that rocks between the sheets :mrgreen:

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

“quiet style dark horse that rocks between the sheets ”

… all Virgos are. 🙂

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

frighteningly my aries mother in an episode of TMI did indicate that my Virgo Dad had his own quiet style…..ewwwwwwww…but go dad at the same time …and then ewwwww

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

euwwwwwww…. hehe. I shouldn’t have said that. As you know LL, my dad is also a Virgo… eeeuwww 😆

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

we so often share the same pain SR..heh

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

sheet rockin aside prowlers – the tape measure sitch WOULD DRIVE ME SO CRAZY – whoops – who’s yelling??

fluid feline
fluid feline

I would love to share space with your Virgo client-neighbour-friend-not sure about crush person prowlin. Too bad you’re in Perth otherwise I’d seriously consider hiring him to do my place (multiple planets in Virgo).

prowlncat
prowlncat

lol ff … not sure if I should mention that to him lest he get the shits with me for writing about him on this blog! He’d probably be secretly chuffed that his virgoan nitpicking obsessiveness was appreciated by someone! 🙂

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

feelers – hire me – I work by eye, not tape…… years of schlepping furniture / art / object – tis an addiction of sorts – getting it right for the inhabitants as much as satiating mon eye. Tape measure PSHHHHHT. at least prowlers has her priorities WELL sorted (teeheeehee) xox

fluid feline
fluid feline

anytime rockstar BUT reckon i’d be seduced by you and go so *off* topic and just revel in your company – just to clarify i’m straight so you know what i mean – i suspect you’d be dangerously seductive in all the right/wrong ways (hello confused)??

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

that’s a nope re confusions Feelers – Disco Inferno goes down here @ rock central several times a week – hook in & laugh like yer life’s depending on it….. as said MANY times here – BLESS MY NIEGHBOURS – for sharing my taste in music, or, for being deaf!!

BTW rearranging abode / space / wall be occupational hazard here…….

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

SEE how exhausting it is being Virgo? We should be given some sort of award for our tireless pursuit of perfection.

I imagine the Superstar Virgo has a whole deck set aside for free for all nitpicking. Now that’s my idea of a holiday.

nat
nat

… and a HUGE cargo hold, 1500 industrial washing machines running 24/7, a separate laundry just for bleaching, 24 000 cleaning staff (6 for each passenger), a Perfect Placement Crew equipped with tape measures, and an on-board Private Hospital with hygiene far superior to the mainland…

To enable the Superstar Virgo to leave port they sensibly installed their own Bunnings (well, actually, a neater version).

Ditto prowln: Virgos. Bless.

prowlncat
prowlncat

😆

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

You forgot the ironing competitions on D deck. Bliss!

nat
nat

Ah yes, and what fiercely contested competitions they would be!
I’m guessing that One would have to pack One’s own Special Iron in order to do the job just so.

What would a true Virgo Ironing Superstar like to win as a prize (apart from a freshly scrubbed Brendan Fraser in a fig leaf)?

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

I’ve said this before but the ultimate prize would be a day or even an hour where everyone did as they were told.

Otherwise I’d settle for Brendan. He’d make a wonderful exfoliant/body scrub, don’t you think?

Yes, I have turbo charged iron.

nat
nat

oh Uber you make me laugh, you Turbo Charged Virgo you! Brendan as exfoliant… mmmmmmmmmmm!

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

There’d be no dead skin on either of us by the time I finished with him.

Lord! I really need to get back to work. Mystic! Stop distracting me, you temptress!

prowlncat
prowlncat

There’d be no Brendan left either! lol

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

BTW Prowlers – Fish Cruiser to Bermudish Triangle – meet me in the Libby pick up bar??

Lea Kennedy
Lea Kennedy

I Love your imagination!! lolol

natal saturn conj moon in Cap/Sagg Sun
natal saturn conj moon in Cap/Sagg Sun
natal saturn conj moon in Cap/Sagg Sun
natal saturn conj moon in Cap/Sagg Sun

You are spot on and hilarious. I love the distinction between astral and ‘real’ travel – made me giggle.

Sorry to spoil the fun but I wonder what star sign Dianne Brimble’s cruise ship was. Low Scorpio?

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