I Am The Perfect Libra

Britt Eckland with Bhudda figures

“I’m a perfect Libra. I have all the best traits of that sign – balance, harmony, diplomacy, a love of beautiful things, creativity. I have never been physically attracted to a Gemini.”

Britt Eckland in The Observer

0 0 vote
Article Rating
Share this:

You might be interested in

Access Horoscopes, Insta-Tarot, Oracle & more

Join the thousands of happy Mega Mystic members, who are enjoying Mystic’s unique, modern and empowering take on the ancient art of horoscopes & all things Astrology. With an all-access membership

guest
85 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
starstrokes
starstrokes
October 15, 2009 9:15 am

i am perfect leo, i have all the best traits of that sign…great hair, affectionate, creative, generous, a talent for organising. i have never been attracted to britt ekland!

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox
October 15, 2009 8:42 am

being the perfect Libran – I wrestle to make up my mind, but when it’s made am unstoppable…..am original (& somewhat unpredictable, but that’s half the fun!!), excellent in crisis / at throwing parties, purveyor of beauty, & seeker of justice in all situations!!

have NEVER been attracted to anyone lacking intrinsic style, irrespective of sign.

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go
October 15, 2009 6:07 pm

*applauds you*

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite
October 14, 2009 1:10 pm

I am the perfect Leo.

I have all the best traits of that sign: Kindness, glamour, modesty, artistic flair and good manners.

I have never been physically attracted to anyone with bad hair or teeth.

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan
October 14, 2009 9:04 am

Processing all of the above advice thankyou …. no dreams last night , no random thoughts, well fleeting ones but just observing and letting go… changed my view of the whole situation to how greatful i am and luck to have spent some magical special moments with her , have the experience, honestly i can swear that we were the only people on the planet having that experience one day especially. Cant really share it with you i dont know if you guys would believe me if i told you anyway…. SURREAL but real ….. thanks again ill probably stay… Read more »

V Venusian
V Venusian
October 14, 2009 8:21 am

I am Capricorn, I am determined, I smoulder with sensuality, I use my serious intellect to gain success, I would do anything to help anyone, I am loyal to all who befriend me, oh and I can make people laugh til they pee.
I have never been attracted to a Leo.

BlackstarAries
BlackstarAries
October 14, 2009 3:32 am

That was really good advice Nat.
Dreams are by nature random and your emotions way of processing gunk.
I hearby vow to let go of all the dreams and thoughts I have that don’t seem to make sense, and let it be part of the random process.

I am the perfect Aries….. I have all the best traits of that sign, I am action first, Ridiculously fun, passionately physical, sunshine on a rainy day and best friend of dog and children. I have never been physically attracted to a Scorpio.

libran tiger
libran tiger
October 13, 2009 7:01 pm

If you want to understand the perfect libran – watch the US versus John Lennon –

libran tiger
libran tiger
October 13, 2009 5:40 pm

I’m a Libran. I am a lover of peace, justice, beauty, poetry and LOVE! I have never been physically attracted to a Capricorn (but managed to lose my virginity with one.)

pegasus
pegasus
October 13, 2009 5:34 pm

Damons, a Psych can do nought, only time & taking control of you thoughts.
This is real experience talking here.
Part of it is what you can’t have you want, simple really.
Ask yourself ‘why would i love someone who doesn’t love me?’ That doesn’t honour you?

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan
October 13, 2009 5:46 pm
Reply to  pegasus

True pegasus , they say the kind of thing im or maybe all of us are looking for as in TRUE LOVE is very rarely attainable in a lifetime so maybe im being unrealistic about it all and really should be focusing on some sort of a career at this stage of life i guess. Children i can take it or leave it, same goes for money and material possessions . Happiness , well i dont need anyone to be happy ,im already happy , well i was… Love is a freakin minefield im starting to believe. Maybe ill just… Read more »

nat
nat
October 13, 2009 7:30 pm
Reply to  Damons22/jan

Damons, sounds to me that in your efforts to sort through this intense time that you’ve had (that has not lived up to your expectations), that you are bringing in too many rules, and therefore causing yourself anxiety. It is quite normal for our dreams & thoughts to allow anything and everything to pop up. Its all part of the sifting process. You don’t have to take it all literally. Our minds generate random thoughts all day long – we don’t engage with every single thought we have do we? Learn to peacefully observe your thoughts & feelings and let… Read more »

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot
October 13, 2009 10:36 pm
Reply to  nat

Great advice there Nat.

Damons i second that suggestion re buying ‘Intimacy & Solitude’ by Stephanie Dowrick ASAP!!! It’s a FAB book!

I agree with Pegs advice too. I use to chase the unattainable. It might be okay in one’s 20’s or even 30’s but once you hit 40, well it just gets really tiring, life becomes more precious and why waste it pining for someone.

prowlncat
prowlncat
October 13, 2009 10:39 pm
Reply to  nat

fuqin awesome advice nat – I might actually do some of that myself!!! Well I’m already doing it … but a little more can’t hurt. Thanx 🙂

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot
October 13, 2009 11:16 pm
Reply to  prowlncat

you gave some pretty good advice to Damo further up the post prowlncat. You’re definitely doing it all right but hey, Saturn always appreciate more work and your comment had that getting real vibe about it. I’m loving being a Saturn Girl right now.

seabird
seabird
October 13, 2009 5:31 pm

I am a gemini. I am clever, literate, sparkly, growing younger by the day, interested in everything, and slightly amoral. I don’t consider the last trait to be negative. I have never been attracted to a boring ugly stupid person or a clingy nostalgic Cancerian (male, that is, I adore the females), or a male scorpio, who are incredibly unlike their female counterparts in that they are staid, predictable, reliable and have terrible taste in movies.

Mystic – have you noted the incredible difference between males and females of the same signs?

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan
October 13, 2009 5:07 pm

prowln, you are probably correct . Im immature in some ways and a babe in the woods when it comes to love. Limited experience in that realm. Had countless ego driven flings and now at this stage of life (37) im looking for my perception of love . Nothing or no one is staring me in the face right now i dont really get out much and when i do its to a foriegn land usually inhabited by natives or im isolated …. Im constantly approached by women 10 – 20 years older than me as the coastal town i… Read more »

ScorpintheSky
ScorpintheSky
October 13, 2009 4:09 pm

I am a Scorpio.

I have all the best traits associated with sign including Lusty, Intuitive, Comfortable with dark things in life and people, a newly coined interest in the Occult, and a deep affinity with the Ocean.

I have never been physically attracted to a Sagg. (I think. But my mum is one and I love her dearly!)

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan
October 13, 2009 2:46 pm

Aquarian man here. discription by last g.f. gorgeous tripper…

Aeris
Aeris
October 13, 2009 2:16 pm

OK, try again:

I am the Perfect Gemini. I have all the best traits associated with that sign.

Witty, charming, multi-faceted, great writer, intellectual powerhouse. I have never been physically attracted to a boring Taurus.

prowlncat
prowlncat
October 13, 2009 4:06 pm
Reply to  Aeris

lol what about an exciting one?

postmodscorp
postmodscorp
October 13, 2009 12:26 pm

I am a Scorpio. I have all the best traits associated with that sign:
Passionate, sensitive, brave, just, insightful.
I have never been attracted to a non-human.
What can I say? I’m a Scorpio……..

prowlncat
prowlncat
October 13, 2009 1:05 pm
Reply to  postmodscorp

😆

aquaphobe
aquaphobe
October 13, 2009 11:42 am

hehehe.
i too am an aquarian. (this is like an AA meeting)
i have all the best traits associated with that sign.
i am eccentric, unique, zany, dedicated to helping others, progressive,eclectic, accepting.
i have never been physically attracted to a Virgo.
wait…keanu in Speed…drool.
make that I have never been attracted to another Aquarian.

aqua-girl
aqua-girl
October 13, 2009 10:47 am

i am an aquarian. i have all the best traits associated with that sign:
unorthodoxy, freedom, intellectual independence, progressivism and perversity.
i have never been attracted to a cancerian.

pegasus
pegasus
October 13, 2009 10:43 am

Now i get it. I am a Saggittaire: Freedom & generosity a requirement & a lot of other tests (unconscious of course), to be my friend. Cannot abide mediocrity because of my expansive nature, Jupiter. Being within walls is alien to me, but Capricornian Saturn keeps me striving, & often at odds with my Sun = money to buy freedom, money for ‘gambling & ambling’ my way thro my path. If i was a horse i would need blinkers & restless in my stall waiting for take off. Knitting always remind me of Madame de Farge in the ‘Tale of… Read more »

Sassy
Sassy
October 13, 2009 10:35 am

I am a Cancer. I have all the best traits associated with that sign- nurturing, sensual, protective and a great mother (not a great cook, tsk tsk). I have never been physcially attracted to an Aries.

saggigal
saggigal
October 13, 2009 10:24 am

I am a Sagittarius. I have all the best traits associated with that sign: optimism, adventuring spirit, lack of pretension, honesty and humour. I have never been physically attracted to an Aries.

beachgirl
beachgirl
October 13, 2009 10:20 am

I am Capricorn and have all the best traits associated: intelligence, loyalty, humour, integrity, bills all paid. Have never been attracted to a noisy Leo.

Baristagem
Baristagem
October 13, 2009 8:58 am

I am a Gemini. I have all the best traits of that sign: Fresh, fast, fun, busy & flexible. I have never been physically attracted to a Libran.

Baristagem
Baristagem
October 13, 2009 8:08 am

….. & maybe for all those reason I have never been physically attracted to Librans… I don’t believe in perfection. lol

Aeris
Aeris
October 13, 2009 3:30 am

I am the Perfect Gemini.

Witty, charming, multi-faceted great writer, intellectual powerhouse, and with none of those “low Gem” qualities Mystic always loves to slap on us: amoral, two-faced, etc.

In fact, I’ve had plenty of chances to cheat, or cheat with friends’ boyfriends (eek!) and always put them in their place.

So put that in your pipe and smoke it!

seabird
seabird
October 13, 2009 5:27 pm
Reply to  Aeris

I am the amoral, cheating version of a gemini. Gievn it up now, but geeze it was fun. Have no idea if I’m witty as noone around me speaks enough english to laugh at my jokes.

prowlncat
prowlncat
October 13, 2009 12:28 am

I’m a perfect Cancer. I have all the best traits of that sign – intuitive, creative, gourmet chef and brilliant blow jobs.

ooh I’m in a naughty mood today.
:mrgreen:

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan
October 13, 2009 8:05 am
Reply to  prowlncat

whats your number???

prowlncat
prowlncat
October 13, 2009 9:56 am
Reply to  Damons22/jan

ha! and that would be to sample the gourmet cooking right Damons? 😛

nat
nat
October 13, 2009 10:42 am
Reply to  prowlncat

nice one prowln, you beat me to it… ‘cept I have other specialities

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox
October 12, 2009 10:29 pm

rewriting Britt’s (obviously edited by other media) schpeel above – in my own strive for balance & harmony, tis more balancing snowboarding, heels on cobble stones, or a schedule that’s currently running in one of 2 extremes ; & harmony, in-tune with the early summer ramp-up of in-house entertainment, relates to the soundtrack of life. OK yep re loving beautiful things – who doesn’t? what’s with the non Gem attraction thing tho? her ‘True Britt’ documented much of what famous beauties endure. Apparently Peter Seller saw her pic & deemed marriage on that basis. Years of booze abuse later, they… Read more »

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces
October 12, 2009 10:44 pm

do caps just want to be left alone?

i know so many aquas but i hesitate to presume what the y crave 🙂

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox
October 12, 2009 10:50 pm

UP – but what be their ideal product? i.e dogged by someone elses cig smoke in my clean shining mane FINALLY put lavender spray to good (new) use. what products are inherently Cap / Aqua??

seabird
seabird
October 13, 2009 5:25 pm

sunlight soap

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces
October 13, 2009 11:27 pm

Ah RLP i see. ok. well i dont know if its a product, but all the aquas i know would fight to the death for independence – particularly psychological independence.

cappy product: a challenging, funny, informative book is my guess.

V Venusian
V Venusian
October 14, 2009 7:54 am

I am Cap and my man is Aqua. The first gift I ever bought him was a bottle of Lush HAPPY HIPPY shower gel… I know, I know, the fumes etc of the actual store but this is the only product I have from there and we both LOVE it! It is grapefruity citrus zingy smelling. So I would have to agree with the Sunlight Soap too but I have banned soap as it is too painful to clean off the bath.. only shower gels and liquids = no scum and easy cleaning. As the Happy Hippy is a treat… Read more »

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox
October 15, 2009 8:31 am

LOVE sunlight soap & Happy Hippy gel!!

UP so burning an essence called Independence that be ONLY recommended for Caps non? could also be a shampoo range…..

Leigh
Leigh
October 12, 2009 9:54 pm

her surname is spelt Ekland, not Eckland 🙂 and i have no planets in virgo 😛

davidl
davidl
October 12, 2009 9:32 pm

two words ‘rod’ ‘stewart’

Sagg/natal Saturn-Moon conjunct in Capricorn
Sagg/natal Saturn-Moon conjunct in Capricorn
October 12, 2009 9:30 pm

Er… I meant “receive”..”i” before “e’, except after “c”…..

Sagg/natal Saturn-Moon conjunct in Capricorn
Sagg/natal Saturn-Moon conjunct in Capricorn
October 12, 2009 9:29 pm

I don’t know if it’s appropriate to use this site to post blogs unrelated to a specific posting. Needless to say, I am happy to be led by you, Mystic. But I have been thinking about Mystic’s post re Moon in Cancer and last night I had an amorous dream about an ex (broke up with him 20 years ago!) who in lived reality was arrogant and emotionally abusive. The break up was horrible and the lack of support I received from “friends” made me re-evaluate everything. It was a dark, lonely night of the soul that lasted for many… Read more »

davidl
davidl
October 12, 2009 9:37 pm

males dream about having sex with their exes, even the real bitches.. the sex can be great when the relationship is absolutely toxic. Class it as a nightmare and make a simple statement of conclusion….the sex was great sometimes, buuut, Im totally never going back to that shite again, its over.

Sagg/natal Saturn-Moon conjunct in Capricorn
Sagg/natal Saturn-Moon conjunct in Capricorn
October 12, 2009 9:43 pm
Reply to  davidl

Thanks David, that insight is very helpful. Thank you for taking the trouble to reply. Yes, the great sex/toxicity parallel is sadly true on occasions.

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan
October 13, 2009 8:03 am
Reply to  davidl

Dude , i had 2 of those dreams last night . Am im fuqd for life now , like am i going to be thinking of her for the rest of my days??? Im saying its over OVER but you know if she rang me next week id be there in 2 seconds. Weak ? Disturbed? Obsessed? Bewitched? also do you think women dream of sex with their ex’s ? Im waking up at 3.30 – 4am most days having full on conversations as in telepathic? with my ex . Im tired of it ! Ive been to see my… Read more »

aquaphobe
aquaphobe
October 13, 2009 11:28 am
Reply to  Damons22/jan

damons – you need to start a purging ritual…and go cold turkey. delete all numbers…destroy all reminders. change the sheets, open the blinds…clean clean clean….get thee a sage smudge stick….and get all the negative out of anywhere she’s been.
because in your mind you’re still believing that you can fix it.

unless you want to fix it?

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan
October 13, 2009 2:42 pm
Reply to  aquaphobe

Yeah ive done all of the above … the one place she has been that i dont usually EVER let anyone into is my head! just when i seem to be getting there the thoughts just roll in like a thick fog??? or like these fricken dust storms were having at the mo… and really i didnt do any thing shes the one who did the 180 overnight??? Typical libra ive been told ? Only one woman has ever had me in such a state before and she was a libra also it took me three years to get over… Read more »

prowlncat
prowlncat
October 13, 2009 4:11 pm
Reply to  aquaphobe

so Mystic is right that Aqua boys are suckers for the treat ’em mean keep ’em keen approach eh Damons? Sounds like obsession to me – which, in my humble opinion is not love. Obsession happens for me when I perceive that someone has something that I want, but do not personally possess. It’s all an illusion created by an immature ego state that you kind of grow out of because it’s so fuqing not fun after awhile. I’m not trying to imply that you are immature here, just attempting to describe how the path of emotional development has worked… Read more »

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo
October 13, 2009 10:52 pm

I might add something if it’s not too late. Sex symbolizes union and harmony. Sex with a dickhead ex may symbolize that you’ve internally integrated what you needed to learn from that whole episode. It may also be an acknowledgment that he or the relationship wasn’t all bad but had some redeeming qualities. Ambivalence is underrated sometimes.

If the dream was good/felt good, I’d say it’s getting you to look at the positives that came out of your experience with him. (The truth about the state of your friendships, growth, strengthening of your identity etc)

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox
October 12, 2009 9:14 pm

the Ex Ex Gem Surfing Barrister & I had MANY good years together & we’re still friends. hwas on hand to rectify recent traffic misdemeanor…..

BTW didnt Britt spend years getting beaten up by Peter Sellers?
or am I remembering her 80’s biography incorrectly??

prowlncat
prowlncat
October 12, 2009 10:08 pm

RLP we know you’re a gorgeous haute Libby Fleur so don’t take the mirth personal like mate … afterall it is the month of Libra and so far we’ve had a crack at Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo and Virgo. Although one wonders if anyone’s got the cahones to take the mikey out of Scorp’s who are up next month!

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot
October 12, 2009 10:24 pm
Reply to  prowlncat

can’t wait for the Scorp one! mwahaha 😆

and guess what prowlncat? That low libran spawn of the devil i work with has finally resigned!! She was kind of forced to – talk about a completely unbalanced and unhinged Libran… miserable in her job, made everyone else miserable, practically had the whole office contemplating resigning just so they could get away from her and she couldn’t make a decision to resign. Unbelievable!! Boy is she going to have a tough Saturn transit.

I am thrilled to bits by her resignation. Karma’s working. *happy dance* 😀

fluid feline
fluid feline
October 12, 2009 11:45 pm

what a huge relief scorpalish! But won’t you miss her fragrant aroma?

prowlncat
prowlncat
October 13, 2009 12:30 am

cool bananas scorpy – tho we knew that was gonna sort itself whilst you patiently did your Scorpy/Cap Asc thang. And yes sounds like there will be a hitting of ground zero for that particular Libran.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian
October 13, 2009 6:03 am

SR well in the end, once everyone was dragged along her path of procrastination, now everyone has a chance to be happy….this change gives her an opportunity for self growth, and you can all breathe again. Yay…

nat
nat
October 13, 2009 10:39 am

Hooray robots! Great news. “…this too shall pass…” its true.
Hope you are enjoying your work more now.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot
October 13, 2009 10:56 am
Reply to  nat

the darkest hour is just before dawn. I can see a light at the end of the tunnel and it’s my future! Mars in my career zone for 8-9 months! More freedom, more creative expression. Yay!

LL, yes this IS an opportunity for self growth for the awful woman but i’m not sure she’s getting the message. 10 people have made complaints about her – TEN!!!! and she thinks they’re all deluded. Just found out she wants to come back here and freelance. WTF! The coast is not clear just yet.
I will vibe Saturn Girl and stay calm.

prowlncat
prowlncat
October 13, 2009 10:59 am
Reply to  nat

I always think if more than a couple of people say I’ve got a tail, then I better be checking my ass. This chick is in DENIAL! Big time.

aquaphobe
aquaphobe
October 13, 2009 11:21 am
Reply to  nat

it always amazes me how one person can have such a huge negative impact on the group….and it always resolves with them choosing to leave…because no-one wants to have to make them to leave, in case they go postal…

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox
October 12, 2009 10:48 pm
Reply to  prowlncat

hey prowlers Zip personal reaction here sweet pea!!

BTW the ONLY Low Lib (Femme) I know just spent bday week ingesting much “stuff” (food / booze / other), & then loud n proud trotted off to known fashionista health spa….. Ok each to their own….. but she aint the SJP……

everyone gets a fair run in these parts, xox

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces
October 12, 2009 8:59 pm

I’m a perfect Pisces. I have all the best traits of that sign – vagueness, compassion, dissembling, spaciness, a love of beautiful men, any men, creativity. I have never been physically attracted to a Libra.

poppykettle
poppykettle
October 13, 2009 6:35 pm

hehe

Ariel
Ariel
September 13, 2012 6:12 am

SAME

seabird
seabird
October 12, 2009 8:51 pm

I miss out on heaps by not getting it on with Geminis. I can’t be a real Libra at all because I’m not into Geminis. And because I have no sense of tact.

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan
October 12, 2009 8:48 pm

i pretend to like men when im really into women….. i can look you straight in the face with my big blue beautiful eyes and tell you i love you but i wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire….

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan
October 12, 2009 9:13 pm
Reply to  Damons22/jan

i shouldnt have said that … im sure all libras arent like that ..

postmodscorp
postmodscorp
October 13, 2009 12:11 pm
Reply to  Damons22/jan

I know a libran woman like that…. she is low libra. Like Basement level low libra….

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox
October 12, 2009 9:24 pm
Reply to  Damons22/jan

Damons more than a dozen of my best gfrnds are Librans, & there’s zilch crap behaviours among em. quite the opposite. like all signs, there’s the good, the bad & the horrid spread across the board. speaking of boards – trust the god/dess of waves continues to smile in your direction!! 😉

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan
October 13, 2009 7:54 am

Yes true … trust and faith…. Things sure are slow and a bit hazy at the mo tho . Libran women REALLY appeal to me BIG TIME , love their attitude, looks, outlook on life etc.. great in bed etc…. oops.

william
william
October 12, 2009 8:03 pm

…. I have never been honest with anyone in my life…
… I enjoy manipulating people with my good looks….
… I am extremely lazy…. I enjoy orgies…..

delilah
delilah
October 12, 2009 8:06 pm
Reply to  william

lol to your comment but true…

welcome back mystic…i miss your posts

prowlncat
prowlncat
October 12, 2009 8:31 pm
Reply to  william

rofl william

prowlncat
prowlncat
October 12, 2009 8:32 pm
Reply to  william

…… later ~still cackling~

fuq that’s funny 😆

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go
October 12, 2009 9:02 pm
Reply to  william

William… I high five you.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot
October 12, 2009 9:58 pm
Reply to  venus a-go-go

yep, another high five from me William.

nat
nat
October 13, 2009 1:42 pm
Reply to  venus a-go-go

*makes high five in williams general direction* Top work 🙂

postmodscorp
postmodscorp
October 13, 2009 12:12 pm
Reply to  william

Classic. Totally classic. Jeezuz I need to pee I’m laughing so hard.

lib rising ramzilla
lib rising ramzilla
October 15, 2009 8:19 am
Reply to  william

i’m late to the party, but high five from me too!

Scroll to Top