Which Sign Would Warp Their Wallpaper?

Warped Wall Paper

“Wallpapering is placarding – why not react?

Paper is sloppily slapped onto walls,

disregarding the surface.

Windows, doors and switches rip holes into

patterns, disrupting their continuity.”

The sales blurb from Surrealien is SO like Haiku, it’s amazing. It also is giving me Mercury Retrograde flashbacks to stoned wallpapering when i was at uni. Once. And no, you don’t get the bond back if you attempt an amateur wallpaper warping.  But these guys are tres trendy and it would seem to be the coming thing. Which SIGN???

Pisces always puts his/her hand up for anything surreal but these would be seriously head-fuqing wallpapery warp decor if you were ever drinking more than one glass of wine. Aquarius would have some mathematical issue, being also ruled by Saturn as well as Uranus. Cap????  I think not. Unless they were entertaining, I don’t know, Andy Warhol’s ghost or something.

Sagg wouldn’t give a shit but would totally think he/she could d.i.y. Scorpio??? Yes. Scorpios like wallpaper and i have no idea why precisely. Libra & Kataka can be lumped into one for this: They would loathe the non-prettiness of it. Virgo, maybe if it were washable, as they do like to be au fait with trend. Leo – yes if there were a more ornate version. Red & gold would rock. Gemini – for SURE. Taurus: no-no-no. Taurus likes solidity and to reference ye olde worlde trad values of respect, class etc. Aries? Only if there shitloads of $$$ involved.

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Aeris
Aeris

This Gemini loves it. But I’d have to have it in a room I didn’t live it, like say, the dining room cuz I know it would eventually drive my Virgo moon crazy!

Odette
Odette

Libra sun, Aries moon, Scorpio rising. Taurus Jupiter (thoroughly aspected). Hate hate hate it – for me. I’d be amused if a friend had it & would happily visit his/her place & look at it & wonder why they’d chosen it, what their internal picture of themselves with that wallpaper was. I’d ask them questions about it & what it reminded them of, what it meant to them. I’d try to figure out if they were trying to imitate someone they admired, or if it was entirely their own artistic impulse – and then I’d wonder about their inner world… Read more »

squeakmaster
squeakmaster

I like it. Pisces sun here, Aqua moon, Virgo rising. I think you’re right about Pisces always being game for something surreal. But you know, I’ve never actually had wallpaper anywhere I’ve lived. I’d rather paint the walls; less maintenance in the long run. Someone would have to prescribe wallpaper for me and come by every few years to fix up any peeling corners. Lord knows I’d never get around to it.

nico
nico

virgos. all the way

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo

I rather like it, but dunno if it’s my Virgo, my Sagg rising or my Aries moon talking.

Looks like a bit of an Earth vs Air thing or Saturn vs Uranus???

I like seventies chic. Kubrick decor, Danish furniture etc, but in a controlled way. The orange and yellow number on the site freaked me a bit.

Hey, Delia’s Bauhaus chair would go off with that wallpaper!

Spirit
Spirit

wallpaper is sooo Grand-Mum—-too futzy.

Aqua Fey
Aqua Fey

Wallpaper completely does my head in and fuqs with my sense of order. Could not bear to be in a room with it, anywhere.
Have just spent the afternoon cleaning friend’s house while extolling the virtues of uncluttered space = uncluttered mind.
Seriously though, peeps could LIVE with this??

Baristagem
Baristagem

I love it & does make me a little sick, but it is cool. Definitely would want to have my back to this wall after a few champers….

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

I vote GEMINI

JenGem
JenGem

I sort of like it in a ‘Twin Peaks’ kind of way – gemini/sun. It is totally Alice in Wonderland i agree – like Gwen Stefani’s surreal film clip with the Harajuku girls. To clarify: if i saw it somewhere i’d like it; if it was in my house, i’d get rid of it.

starstrokes
starstrokes

It makes my head hurt.

starstrokes
starstrokes

The wallpaper that is…see what its done to my ability to blog already!

Aquarpio
Aquarpio

This is just proof to me that I’m Uranian over Saturnian because my math issue would be that I measured everything very carefully to hang it normal style but that it still came out looking exactly like that photo because my measurements and calculations had all been mysteriously wrong, but uniformly so. What I can do is sew a fitted dress without ever taking proper measurements or using a proper pattern. Go figure.

starstrokes
starstrokes

Aquarpio, its the gift that doesn’t figure! I’ve got it too.

current
current

Leo.

I lived with a Leo who wallpapered or should I say “alfoiled” the toilet a la Andy Warhol’s Factory.

Struck an accord with her wigs, sunglasses and platform sneakers.

shell
shell

I’m a gem,leo rising and i don’t like the look of that room, at all. Particularly how the line bit doesn’t carry on the patterned bit. In fact its making me feel like i need to go colour coordinate something, or pat some velvet curtains.

ladycrab
ladycrab

totally – my sag rise said immediately ooh yeah i wanna try doing someth warpy/psycho spiritual with paints on some old pretty wallpaper paper

aquaphobe
aquaphobe

have an aries friend obsessed with wallpaper….but warping would be too ‘passing trend’….
i can see leo doing it if it reflected status….gemini too….for the quirkiness…
as an aqua i like the concept….but not it my home….not in my home…it disturbs me and just thinking about it makes me uneasy…
yeah, dont like it. perhaps for the more avant garde of my fellow aquanauts…

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

This is going to most likely sound completely Leo gone mad….but personally I think status is an external construct that I don’t really give a shit about.

Internally I’m confident enough to go with what suits me…which is generally texturally luxe (strong Taurus rising), and usually has a bit of a twist to it…because at heart I want to be amused…even if it’s only by myself.

I used a log for a side table for years…because
1) it cost nothing
2) it was beautiful
3) ’twas a happy marriage of form and function outside of an IKEA mindset.

JenGem
JenGem

am lovin’ the log story, that is more than great … what did u do with it after? i had a leo bloke once who was v macho/metrosexual type, he had pots of gardenia’s because they are his fav flower! i found him v confusing, both highly capable & quite childlike at the same time. my brother is a leo i adore him – altho he is kind of the same – figure it out!?

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

I think I had a couple of weeks where I started kicking my toe on it, so thought it was time for a move… put it outside under a tree and put a pot plant on it. When we sold the house it was still there.

Um my Aquarian daughter, Spazzy Aqua thinks I’m the same, alternating between should not be allowed out without supervision and highly capable….she sort of treats me a little like an idiot savant.
I’d not considered her way of seeing me as particularly Leo-ish…but maybe it is?

JenGem
JenGem

Yep def – my sister is aquarius also & totally cool + poise. (also a librarian/collections exp) she thinks exact the same as yr SA, that our leo brother is kind of not quite so up to the mark as he should be … but he is so completely stylish & witty i couldn’t care less abt the childish stuff – but in the ex partner was not so cool, in fact complete irritating dealing with a 5 yr old in a grown up body in a very insecure-based ground hog day-hold onto ghosts kind of way.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

I have a leo ex too JenGem, I know what you mean…plus he had repeat times as brand-ho brie eater…only a real prob when bills were piling up. I remember him one time coming home with a new mobile, cologne, and sunglasses…and his idea of economising was to bring brie from home for his lunch, and a baguette.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Well that was a bit of a out of whack as a response…didn’t realise that particular nerve had any feeling left in it.

postmodscorp
postmodscorp

I’d like it – but as LL says – it would have to be placed for maximum impact on the status quo – and used sparingly. It wuld be awesome in the kitchen, or in a library / retreat space. Knock any mundane crap right on its arse. But it would have to be a MUCH more interesting pattern – Florence Broadhurst paper I could really channel for this… get those 60s animals totally trippin’!
I want.
Scorp Sun / Aries Asc / Cancer Moon

ubergem
ubergem

i would TOTALY do this!

gemini /sun/moon/rising/mercury

Aquarpio
Aquarpio

Ah yes, or would it be Gemini….

Anonymous
Anonymous

There is a quality of Aries mentioned here I wasn’t aware of but
would be interested in knowing from whence it came,
who,what,why where , the etc..

Aries and money? where did that come from? See nothing in the literature
to justify that….
(see no literature for that matter, which might explain that…)
I mean who has the time. really? Would eat into my porno grazing time on the net, can’t have that…

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

I don’t know either Anon as was just playing along.

It didn’t sound like me (Aries) at all, but with Pisces MC, guess I tried… 🙂

Then again, I value my time and since I HAVE wallpapered WITHOUT the warps, it was awfully time consuming and confusing enough…

For that an Aries should not only get extra dough, but perhaps a Sainthood thingy….

davidl
davidl

aries here, money is the last reason for me doing anything…

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Yep,

Ta warp the pape, Aries have to be drunk and sort of swayin’ on the ladder…

For an Aries that would require lots of money as could fall and wreck the head….Or at least an extra six pack or two….

He,he…

Reminds me of Alice in Wonderland and life is confusing, warped, enough…

So rule me (Aries) out…. I need three dee to stay at least somewhat linear..

natal saturn conj moon in Cap/Sagg Sun
natal saturn conj moon in Cap/Sagg Sun

God(dess) knows which sign. I just know that you crack me up Mystic. So funny!

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

I’d totally be up for this in a small room, probably a library…so it in some ways you would not be overwhelmed …as the shelving would be the primary focus…then just when you think you know that it’s a warm enveloping place you’d have this visual kick in the pants that all is not what it seems…um sort of like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

When I say I’d be up for this, I mean the warping…I think I’d pick a different pattern, and colour to this…but I do like the concept.

Savannah
Savannah

Nup, it makes me upset lol. That’s my Cancerian moon speaking there, detracts from the prettiness of the pattern.

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