“Wallpapering is placarding – why not react?
Paper is sloppily slapped onto walls,
disregarding the surface.
Windows, doors and switches rip holes into
patterns, disrupting their continuity.”
The sales blurb from Surrealien is SO like Haiku, it’s amazing. It also is giving me Mercury Retrograde flashbacks to stoned wallpapering when i was at uni. Once. And no, you don’t get the bond back if you attempt an amateur wallpaper warping. But these guys are tres trendy and it would seem to be the coming thing. Which SIGN???
Pisces always puts his/her hand up for anything surreal but these would be seriously head-fuqing wallpapery warp decor if you were ever drinking more than one glass of wine. Aquarius would have some mathematical issue, being also ruled by Saturn as well as Uranus. Cap???? I think not. Unless they were entertaining, I don’t know, Andy Warhol’s ghost or something.
Sagg wouldn’t give a shit but would totally think he/she could d.i.y. Scorpio??? Yes. Scorpios like wallpaper and i have no idea why precisely. Libra & Kataka can be lumped into one for this: They would loathe the non-prettiness of it. Virgo, maybe if it were washable, as they do like to be au fait with trend. Leo – yes if there were a more ornate version. Red & gold would rock. Gemini – for SURE. Taurus: no-no-no. Taurus likes solidity and to reference ye olde worlde trad values of respect, class etc. Aries? Only if there shitloads of $$$ involved.
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