Astro-Analyze This: The Evolution Of The Muff Tote Bag

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Shall we do this by Pluto?

At the start of the  60s: Pluto in Virgo, the 80s Pluto in Libra & the 00s Pluto in Sagittarius.

Could hair-free be a Saggo thing??? I always think of them as haute hippies to busy to be bothered with that sort of crap but if it could vibe to them as liberating, why not???

Aesthetically, Librans are the most likely to deplore the yicky biology of body hair.

Or was it some sort of sexualisation, thank you Pluto in Scorpio?? Which sign waxes the most??

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Anonymous
Anonymous

This triple sag says no way in hell I’d ever shave my pubes! Or my arm pits. It’s true it can look odd with a swimsuit – I never wear one 😀

wally-world
wally-world

This is all so funny, lol, funny. That bag really says it all! I blonde my muff so it’s matching collar & cuffs with severe trim & tweezing. The tweezing is pure meditation of the state of the world for me. It’s high maintenance with me admiring myself in the mirror looking androgynous like Metatron in ‘Dogma’. It’s just a fashion, a choice and whatever suits you or turns YOU on. There is a style called ‘the landing strip’, like for if you get lost? As many styles as there are names for our muff’s & i luv that word.… Read more »

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

I kind of hope the full and glorious bush makes a comeback, but it’s a little hard to do with most swimwear.

I tread the middle ground and love waxing, but hate brazilians. They are also a health hazard — infection risk due to ingrown hairs close to the reproductive organs.

Anyway I adore this painting by Courbet and its wonderful title. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Origine_du_monde

virgo cat
virgo cat

As another Virgo, I agree. A little wax is motivated mainly by swimsuit issues. Also, somewhere in the middle is good from time to time when I remember.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

BTW, L’origine du monde was painted in 1866, while Pluto was in Taurus. Very earthy.

lib rising ramzilla
lib rising ramzilla

I love L’Origine too UV! Totally the best thing about the boring Musee D’Orsay I reckon. I used to have a postcard of it on my wall. It made everyone think I was a lesbian.

Stress Princess
Stress Princess

Ahhhhhhh! I think the idea of any woman removing hair is WEIRD!!!! Seriously, I only just shaved my legs again last night after 6 months of non, and I really had to ask myself “why?” Did any asteroids collide with earth because my legs were hairy? Did men run screaming in the opp direction from me? NO! (well, one man did but hey, that’s a whole ‘nother story…) 6 months ago, I just had that moment of pure logic. Why the fuq to women cave in to “hairless” fantasies? I don’t believe it’s all man-originated. I know most wimmen get… Read more »

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

I love waxing as it makes me feel more feminine. I have black hair, so when unwaxed I look like a chimpanzee. If I didn’t wax my face I’d look like a cross between Frida Kahlo and Burt Reynolds.

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

both very talented, alluring people with much sex appeal, UV 😉

davidl
davidl

OMG, now when Im fantasising about you disciplining me with the brush, I’ll have to get passed the Burt flashes…please UV you must give me another image to work with here..

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Put it this way, if I quit waxing and put on a kaftan, I’d look like Demis Roussos, except skinny, with tits.

davidl
davidl

now Im crushed..between Frieda, Demis and Burt, my imaginitive gem asc is totally spun out. Maybe tell me about your beautiful venusian hands ? hmmm

Lesly
Lesly

Virgo sun, virgo venus, virgo rising and I completely agree with this! I don’t shave anything, but do trim down there and under my arms every so often. I love my body hair, but I don’t like when it crawls out from my t-shirt sleeves or underwear. I rarely get rude comments from men (they mostly just want to know why) but I get some vicious words from women for it! What has your experience with that been?

postmodscorp
postmodscorp

I wax, I like knowing I’ve got 3 weeks before I HAVE to wear pants – but its all very minimal – just a basic leg, bikini, underarm….. I am a bit frustrated at the mo tho as I had to throw out my body brush for hygeine reasons, and my ingrowns are a bit much! Its unattractive! But from my experience – Aquas are a if I feel like it I’ll wax – but usually can’t be arsed, libras are just tidy, no real leaning in any specific directions, Leo’s groom according to the current ‘ideal’ (which may not… Read more »

MusicalLibran
MusicalLibran

Libran Sun, Cancer Rising, Sagg Moon – prefer bush. Feel hairless is cheap and tacky and completely about the commodification of everything sexual. Boob jobs, fake tans, no bush, and being prepared to perform all the sexual acts of the porn queen – aren’t about a woman enjoying herself more during those acts – it’s all about being panicked and doing everything to compete and desperately hold on to a man. SO not feminist. SO not self determining. So NOT sexy. Suzanne Vega has a great song about the role of mystery in truly being sexy…”Pornographer’s Dream” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW7NdVzZ0mo she’s a… Read more »

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice

Sagg rising, taurus moon – Have only ever slightly trimmed the sides of my bush. Love the natural look on a woman. How does one explore the mysteries of woman if there is no hidden treasure to look for?

year of the fox
year of the fox

I’ve heard that shaving is a Sagg fetish even if they don’t actually shave themselves..shaving others. Judging by the 2 Saggs I’ve known closely, this fits with them. You are spot on as usual Mystic!

Scorpy Gal
Scorpy Gal

I think: pisces would prefer bushs, aquas couldn’t bother, virgos and librans like it clean, scorps like a trim (or, on a whim, bushy, bare, whatever the occasion)…

aquaphobe
aquaphobe

hmmmmm, well they do make gadgets beautiful…..and they do have a beguilling symmetry…..

aquaphobe
aquaphobe

i read somewhere that the japanese love the whole bushy look…in fact the bushier the more “fertile” a female is presumed to be…which completely contradicts all the fascination with pre-pubescent girls that they have over there…which sign is Japan ruled by????
there was also a section about porn/boundaries/revisiting childhood and shock value but i fell asleep half way through….
of the females i know the gems are very fastidious with hair removal down there…
as an aqua…i’m either slothing around and not caring or going throu volumes of wax.

poppykettle
poppykettle

Japan is ruled by Libra.

8thHouse SunMoonVenus
8thHouse SunMoonVenus

China / Indochina / Tibet is Libra, Japan is Aries I think.

poppykettle
poppykettle

… or so I’m led to believe.

Gemini rising Gemini
Gemini rising Gemini

I seem to the be the odd Gemini out. Have tried it all off and landing strip but as i’m related to some really hairy vikings, regrowth starts on day 3… the pain is not worth if for that amount of time. Plus its kinda creepy being bald, plays into the whole p0rn look (it worries me that so many men find a childlike chacha so attractive). I like to let it grow out, then trim. For a long time I always thought it was only a small minority of women who got it all taken off – I didnt… Read more »

fluid feline
fluid feline

Loved the brazilian for about 3 days but the regrowth was too much to go through. And is it a bit of a mass subconscious male prepubescent fetish/creepy thing going on. G-wax/trim is the go – still adult sexual beings without the hairy toothbrush.

aqua aqua
aqua aqua

Merkin for your Gherkin?? Sorry i had to… hears LL going “eewwww!!” in the distance.

I had a bit of a hang up early on, the whole ‘pre-pubescent’, taking a stand feminism thing. But once i went there i’ve never looked back.

Lexicon_limbo
Lexicon_limbo

Eeewwwww just for good measure! lol

I think it’s a bit prepubescent if you have that type of body but if you’re a buxom beauty the P word hardly applies

ok that’s my story & i’m stiking to it

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

too true AA, once you start it’s hard to go back. I prefer the landing strip… runway?. The very first time i ever had it done i had it ALL removed but i hated it. Looked too weird and i don’t want to look a pre-pubescent child! Might try a triangle next. Quite like the map of tassie look above but below must be bare.
A Gem boyfriend begged me not to do it years ago. He quite liked a trimmed bush. I think it definitely looks better in photos and paintings… very feminine.

fluid feline
fluid feline

Oh we are so on the same page about so many things scorpalish! xox

I’m so so tired. Must be all this Plutonian stuff and the fact I was up before the sun this morning. Good night.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

Good night FF. Get some rest. Sweet dreams!

Anonymous
Anonymous

quote of the day~~ Love ya work, AA

matthew-minerva
matthew-minerva

NO HAIR FOR THE SAGGo!

Lexicon_limbo
Lexicon_limbo

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO matt no!!!!!! Disturbing!!!!!!!!! Let me buy you a merkin for yr bday

absolute beginner
absolute beginner

I’m aquarius and I am completely indifferent. Had a pisces bf who had a strong preference for bare so i did it for him but after a few years he was like “i don’t mind if you let it grow” – which is why i’d never get it perm removed – there are a lot of ladies stuck with thin eyebrows and it looks hideous – hair is a fashion, it changes. My default seems to be trimmed for convenience but I’m really not compelled for hair or bare. Of all the things in the world to feel strongly about… Read more »

davidl
davidl

My grandmother and mother have no body hair, only head hair. I once was noting this fact to a group of friends who thought the idea of discussing my grannies hairless muff was far too much information for their liking.

Lexicon_limbo
Lexicon_limbo

DAVID!!!!!!! ewwwww………..disturbing!! lol

um…err…….how did you know???

prowlncat
prowlncat

LOL! I was thinking that but didn’t dare ask

Lexicon_limbo
Lexicon_limbo

um…er….i’m blaming the wine!

Plus…I like to go where no-one dares 😉

davidl
davidl

I overheard a conversation when I was younger…then asked lots of questions, all innocent like,hehe..they both have that very olive skin, very fine and not one hair on arms , legs etc..

Savannah
Savannah

LOL!!!!

libra86
libra86

come on mystic, surely you’re not forgetting that libras are intellectually driven enough to see the social issue of unfairness to female baldness.

On a different topic, myself and another libra friend have both noticed your lack of libra rants, one can assume you’re not a huge fan of the scales?

fluid feline
fluid feline

libra86 – Mystic has a Libra Moon!!! Have you not been here long perhaps? Just search “Libra” on her site – plenty of Libra stuff. As a Libra yourself, thought you’d notice her Libran (Venusian) touch – gorgeous website, sensational art and astro. And of course she is tres brilliant.

Baristagem
Baristagem

Nup get rid of the lot….
I can’t stand hair, I don’t want it in my soup or my bed….icky!!

Gem/pisces rising

hazelblackberry
hazelblackberry

Oh yeah, to clarify: when I’m talking about growing hair long I mean the hair on my head!

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

i have definitely heard from men who also prefer au naturale so..i guess you could say that there are as many opinions as there are..hairs on one’s head..?! 🙂

shell
shell

I’m with you HBB, hair maintenance is a lot of work. I can think of other things to spend my time on.

hazelblackberry
hazelblackberry

Sagg Sun/Pisces Rising. I am verrry slack on the hair maintenance but it’s much less to do with any philosphy – I mean, do what you wanna do, but who wants to look like a pre-pubescent child, or sleep with someone who looks like one??? – and much more to do with the fact that, as with all other body pampering issues, I never get round to it. And I don’t have an issue with hair on others. Except maybe hairy shoulders. Maybe. I’ve never been tested. What amazes me is that most people I know with whom this has… Read more »

Poppykettle
Poppykettle

The two most prolific waxers (everything, including arm hair!) are both Aquarius ladies… Clearly of the high maintenance variety.
Me personally, I can’t stand bare nether regions, yet trimming definitely does one well. Bring back the muff I say.

Last year for my birthday one of my (most prudish, funnily enough) libran friends gave me the Sept 1983 edition of playboy (my birth month and year) and I was delighted to see everything was au naturale. When one is accustomed to seeing so much bare skin in todays erotica, it was like a breath of fresh air

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

i am all for maintenance but for one’s own pleasure only.

i love it when guys tend to their nether regions. not necessarily waxing but definitely extensive, er, trimming. this would be for the same reason some men prefer the same on women. shall i go into more detail? yes : i like it because if i wanted to eat hair, i would go chew on my own hairbrush. there i said it.

having said that, I *think* that Aquas might be least inclined to wax or be high maintenance.

davidl
davidl

I agree UP, as oral sex became more, ummm, popular, the bush had to go.

Im a trimmer, though when I had my vasectomy ‘it’ had to be totally shaved smooth, it was fun for about 12 hours, then itchy and scratchy for weeks.

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

hee hee

Aquamaide
Aquamaide

is the Pluto in Libra of the 80’s the Librian balance / indecision/ in-the-middle / best of both worlds? Neither bare nor full hair…”hedging bets”

I’d be putting Earth signs as most waxed, Taurean sensuality of the smooth skin, Virgo tidiness

I’d put Aquarius as least waxed, speaking from my own experience…my head really isn’t in that grooming head space and I don’t correlate muff fluff with sexiness cos sexiness is in the mind, baby. It’s not what you wear, it’s the way that you wear it.

Legs are a different matter. Leg waxing means not shaving every day = liberation.

prowlncat
prowlncat

Virgo and Libra! …. followed by Scorpio but not due to any biological squeamishness – just for the sake of feeling norti. Personally I find the whole hairless genitalia trend utterly revolting. Not only is it aesthetically ugly, it’s uncomfortable and contrary to popular belief, not hygienic. I went out with a guy once who was into the “crack and sack” wax – god it looked stupid … like some strange beached hairless amphibian creature … ewwwww what a turn off!

Lexicon_limbo
Lexicon_limbo

I agree Prowlncat, I slept with a guy once who was TOTALLY devoid of hair on all parts of his body, it was weird & creepy! Though…we made out to Red Dragon so perhaps that is weirder …

I’m all for total deforestation, I like the smoothness but sometimes I cannae be bothered so trim it is. Me no likey bushiness – the word alone makes me shudder!

Taurean btw

prowlncat
prowlncat

Oh I am all for mowing the lawn … it’s the ripping out of the entire lawn that disturbs me! lol

Lexicon_limbo
Lexicon_limbo

i have such a laugh with my beauty therapist. we sing a duet to Islands in the Stream & I hit high notes at crucial times 😉

Anonymous
Anonymous

~agree! And wouldn’t it be nice if the fella showed you the same consideration with regular mowin’? lol

Taurean love expert
Taurean love expert

I once predicted the big muff was due for a mainstream comeback – not sure now. It still has many admirers lurking quietly, I believe. If the whole sustainability thing gets *really* huge we may see the ‘trim’ replace the full wax – much easier to maintain, only needs a pair of scissors!

current
current

Perhaps the 00’s herald a comeback of the “mirken” (vagina wig)?

Meanwhile, I (pisces) don’t wax but go the no.1

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