Aqua-Man & Hunky Doorstopping

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Robby Williams in dressing gown with light sabre

Life is way quieter since I stopped seeing my two Aqua Men although the Uranian turned up at my house the other night, to try on a bit of Hunky-Doorstopping. It is a technique that I am convinced he copied totally off an old Paul Newman movie. I will post the exact You Tube clip if enough people want to see a PRIME example of Hunky Doorstopping technique. Or even understand what it is.

Anyway, whenever i see Robbie Williams (above, in dressing gown with light sabre) it makes me miss Aquarius men and all their battiness. Robbie Williams is Sun-Mercury-Jupiter in Aquarius, as personified by this quote: “I didn’t lose my mind, it was mine to give away.”

UPDATE: Hunky Doorstopping is like the Aqua-Man speciality. They hate it when you call them and they’re usually quite freaked by “arranged” dates as they have a spontaneity fetish. So they just turn up, on your doorstep and so they have to be hunky to get away with it.

The Uranian actually studied the movie Harper for some diploma thing  & I had never seen it. When I finally DID, i grokked how he perfected his Hunky Doorstopping technique.  The other Aquarian – ex-league player – has NEVER seen it or any movie as he was “against” culture and was (this is real) concerned about his glutes stagnating if he had to sit still for as long it would take to watch a whole film.  So his Hunky Doorstopping technique not nearly so good.

And yes, Paul Newman an Aquarian. Has anyone else been Hunky Doorstopped by Aqua men? Note also sudden surge of recent nostalgia on the Dark Moon and with Mercury Retrograde. This is another reason why it’s good to diet and stay sober on Dark Moons – so you don’t start calling the fiends. Finally, if you ever Doorstopped an Aquarian (as in turned up sans notice) they would call the Riot Squad.

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Anonymous
Anonymous

Omg this is laughable and makes me joyful at the same time. Totally been slam dunked hunky doorstopped by super aqua a la rising+sun who did this often

GeorgeSand
GeorgeSand

I know! Mine even came to the door complete with a black eye to boot!

virgolicious
virgolicious

oh wow. I just had a full body flashback to the swoon engendered by an Aqua Hunky Doorstop. The eyes, the physical presence, the puppy dog attitude – it all scans.

And the Aqua Authority accompanying the most outrageous statement (usually designed to motivated one towards the boudoir) is always laughable, so why does it WORK?! In the end I decided all this ‘charismatic persuasion’ was actually bullying and called the Aqua on it. I haven’t heard a peep since.

Pluto Transit Lounge
Pluto Transit Lounge

Jim Mc Nulty, of The Wire, hunky-doorstops Rhonda. And yes, following the rule as noted by whatever, he is always inebriated.

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan

Thanks heaps and yeah the gf lets me know if im acting up , has this amazing way of showing me to myself if that makes sense? i shudder and cringe at times when im enlightend to the fact that i act a bit precious and spoilt . When im in wizard mode . Jesus mode. Confuscious mode . Sloth mode king of the freakin universe etc. I tried to present her with a small statue representing my ego but after a few weeks she was taken aback by the giant marble sculpture of Zeus. It was a bit heavy… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Awww, lucky girl, D! x

whatever
whatever

nice damons – doorstoppers and window shimmyers fall hard and fast when they eventually find true love – If the other libran and 22 jan guy I know are anything to go by yours is a match made in heaven – love to hear peeps have found love thanks for sharing the news.

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan

shes gone ….. back to her ex , a girl btw. said she never had never will have any feelings for me . im gutted. she had a hystorectomy 12months ago and suffers severe depression and mood swings but i cant deal … i cant make her love me or feel well . i dont know what to do except leave her be..

shell
shell

that’s a sad thing Damon.
bloody hard work to leave people be, I’m crap at it, but sounds like at least a little of that is needed.
I hope it goes okay.

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan

yes sweetpea its moi..

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Damons has got a ~girlfriend!!~ (I chime in sing song voice).

You go guy and good to know your not doorstoppin anymore… 😉

It’s Dawg eat Dawg out there Darlin’

Damons22/jan
Damons22/jan

Hi all , couldnt resist commenting on this post being aqua and all… as much as i dont want to admit it im guilty of these “doorstopping ” traits. Either you look at it i think my doorstopping days are over as my relationship with a gorgeous intelligegnt somewhat manipulative libra deepens day by day and she wont let me get away with anything!!! and yes she scolds me like a child at times saying i remind her of a lost puppy at times….

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Damons,

Were you the bloke from threads and threads back that was going on a trip to the Never Never/Outback or something like that?

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

The Pisces never “doorstopped” per say, but would call from around the corner after driving an hour….Sure of himself, yah?

Yes, I was perterbed and probably shouldn’t have answered the phone to begin with. Then, if I did not “give in” right away, he would follow me around like a puppy.

whatever
whatever

OK thanks doppelganger when middle distance staring it is then. He has lilith conjunct gemini I suspect that has something to do with his thing for pubescent girls.

Ms Motown
Ms Motown

IMHO, it is not Roman Polanski. He’d have to be well over 70 now, surely? Sharon Tate was murdered around 1969. Here we are in 2009. You do the math….. Don’t like the man, but lurve some of his movies. The man has a SERIOUS Lolita complex. “O, Lolita light of my loins~!” I have an autobiography of him at home in a box somewhere. Or did I lend it to my sister??? Fascinating story… Did you know that he was behind barbed wire in Warsaw as a child? (WW II) He used to sneak out to try and pinch… Read more »

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Yah, Polanski is a geriatric midget Leo. The Pianist was good though.

upbeat scorp
upbeat scorp

Adrien Brody- Swoon.

confused fish
confused fish

I was thinking about this post but in a different light.. I have a crazy Aqua mother who has managed to iritate both me and my sisters with her own version of doorstopping.. she tends to show up at inappropriate times (sometimes with stray grandchild or freind in tow) at all times unannounced .. although not yet at 3.00 am.. and no warning. She is quite out there in many ways but the funniest one was when she rang me (we live in a Melbourne beachside suburb) when there was a tsunami warning in New Zealand recently to see if… Read more »

2Natured
2Natured

I couldn’t figure out what being “door-stopped” meant until I watched the video. I would call that a booty-call. A booty-call by an expert booty-caller.

spirit
spirit

I don`t care for door-stopping…….seems like a polite form of stalking….no thanks.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Doorstopping polite?

Compared to the use of a battering ram, I guess so.

Can’t tolerate people who just rock up. My father is a serial offender and I suspect he has Aqua rising. He’s been sent packing tout suite. This Virgo is too busy for the ‘saw the light on thought we’d drop in’ types, unless they want to help scrub the bathroom tiles or trim my edges or help me rewrite War & Peace. Although Paul Newman wouldn’t have been a doorstop for long.

aquaquaqua
aquaquaqua

i got thatted by a sagittarian guy. i called them the lost weekends. i kept one text for years, it was the recipe. couldnt do it now but id be like go away man…unless he was there to be useful, to cook the dinner or summat but they are always feckless them lot. heehee.

whatever
whatever

I was serious tho – is that or is that not roman polanski robbie williams is escorting from the building?

sun Pisces, moon Aries, Leo rising
sun Pisces, moon Aries, Leo rising

Where’s the line between stalking and doorstopping. I had a thing for a guy at uni whom I had been with once, and called by at all odd times of night, knocking continuously calling out his name, but he would tell me to go away. I was hopelessly madly in lust. But then whenever he wanted me, he had me. His red hair drove me insane wth lust.

I would seriously love to have a hunky guy doorstopping me! Never happened, I have always had to initiate…. do the running after.

whatever
whatever

OK so the way to find a hunky doorstopper is NEVER run and certainly not after them – you have to ignore them and be as aloof as possible. THEN they will be at your door stopping. The other rules are : they have to be seriously flawed or addicted to something – legal or illegal it matters not, tesla coils, mountain biking, drinking, playing their instruments, whatever – you will be able to pick them because they are either entirely socially inept or the other type, 100% seemingly in control god like being but they will have a wounded… Read more »

whatever
whatever

PS nice that you gave a red some face time – they’re dying out you know.

sun Pisces, moon Aries, Leo rising
sun Pisces, moon Aries, Leo rising

Almost all my boyfriends from age 13 through to my recent ex husband have been redheads- definitely had a thing for them. Or perhaps they were just available because noone else wanted them!

Aqua Fey
Aqua Fey

How is it that Paul Newman, an absolutely gorgeous Aqua man and deft doorstopper, was madly in love with one woman – his wife – throughout his life. What’s her astro I wonder? Never been good for random dropping-in, its irritates the shit out of me. If I want to see you, I’ll make a plan to do so. The only times I have been guilty of same are highly questionable, emo-overload scenes… generally break ups where even at the time I am out of my mind. Never ends well, best no doorstopping. Favourite part of this clip is her… Read more »

Taurean Love Expert
Taurean Love Expert

Mrs Newman/Joanne Woodward was born Feb 27, 1930.

little fish
little fish

27th Feb. my daughter’s birthday..just several decades later …many several.
My daughter is the coolest nicest gal. She has never had a fight or bitchy moment with anyone. She’s like my Dad. Perfect.

little fish
little fish

half a century later,

virgotothemaxx
virgotothemaxx

I’ve been Hunky Doorstopped by a Pisces ex quite a few times. Like Janet I put up what I thought was a fight but really was a complete pushover. He had a drinking problem (I know – quel horreur! a Pisces that drank like a fish) and he knew I found him irresistible when he turned up all sober and charming. When I was younger I thought Hunky Doorstopping was sexily cheeky and was flattered by it. Now I think it is a home-invasion and shows a despicable lack of respect for one’s space. Unless it’s Paul Newman …

aquaquaqua
aquaquaqua

OH MY GOD PAULNYOOOOOOMAAAAANNNNNNNNN WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

that has made my day. i LOVE him in Hud and cool hand luke. this should be compulsory in like man school or something. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. no not really but good god, what a heartthrob.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Yes, my sentiments precisely.

poppykettle
poppykettle

I’s always associated Paul Newman with Caeser Salad and Ranch Dressing bottles…. now i have whole NEW appreciation…

yum.

Savannah
Savannah

I’ve done it and got a kick out of it every time & I’ve had it done to me & succumbed like Janet. I wouldn’t mind it happening these days actually.

Leogroover
Leogroover

I too was once a doorstopper in my late teens. The sagg man didn’t have a phone so I use to waft in after the pub. Tho I was beaten once by a quicker doorstopper and no room in the bed for me that nite. Left him and he started doorstopping me! I now fantasise abt doorstopping the Tortured crab (wth Mooin aqua) who has a queenslander with french doors perfect for waftin in on but have not had the courage yet. No need really he has a phone. ah new technology has taken away all the romance of doorstopping.… Read more »

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

I’m sorry, did everyone miss this? the league boofhead being “against” culture? Mystic, wtf babe? he had better have been REALLY F@#*!^* HOT for your lovely esoteric mind to put up with that crap. sorry I am sensitised to this, living in a town where locals are proud that they don’t read and to go to university is a big deal, and where the price of maintaining one’s intellect is eternal vigilance. xx

shell
shell

i’ve done a few doorstops in my youth, to one gemini man in particular, though i usually just wandered in at whatever time through open doors, and once a window, rather than bothering to pose on the doorstep. Needless to say it was a highly flawed fling.
I’m gem, though do have aqua at 7th.

flamencofish
flamencofish

OMG! I used to get hunky doorstopped by my Aqua boyf when I was 19 and lived with my folks… only one night I awoke to the sound of him throwing bits of sausage roll on my window (luckily he couldn’t find any rocks) to wake me up. I kid you not, I had to clean up the mess the next morning as the sausage roll bits were all over the roof near the window, and soggy after the night air. I didn’t cook eggs afterwards either. Nor was I wearing bedwig hair or a floozy nightgown. However I am… Read more »

triple cancer chick
triple cancer chick

hmm i only get door stopped by Leo’s 🙂

Ms Motown
Ms Motown

It could be worse! A Leo would hunky~doorstop with bedhair, a bottle of something expensive to drink, a prez of some description (perhaps their bod) and smelling FABULOUS, ~ daah~ling!! :-))

Baristagem
Baristagem

Gasps! Oh my god!
The desperation in his hunky eyes & the fight she puts up only to lose in a very passionate moment!

Oh wow, go Mystic!!!

whatever
whatever

really? I thought she was a bit of a pushover and did nothing to further the women’s movement and the no means no cause LOL nice grecian nightie i wonder if it was silk or nylon…

whatever
whatever

LOL I love the cook me some eggs woman scenario at the end – well I have been hunky doorstopped and it only works when you live alone as housemates tend to intervene and reason with you as you weaken otherwise. In the pre love times I was all for hunky doorstoppers tho – and I had my own thing going on as well but it involved windows not doors. Whats with her hair? is that a “night wig?” Hunky doorstoppers def not for keeps but sometimes that works depending on how busy the rest of your schedule is –… Read more »

whatever
whatever

Oh mine were mostly scorps tho – but I am libra sun conjunct uranus so maybe my own uranian vibe encouraged them…?

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

oh god, the Toro did doorstopping, but it was more often tapping on the window, drunk and stinking of cigarettes, at 3am when i was fast asleep. after the 3rd or 4th time he wondered why I didn’t want to sleep with him on these occasions. *sigh*

whatever
whatever

well that’s just self indulgent – he’s meant to bring things for you to share not just arrive after he’s imbibed. Ashtray mouth is gag worthy.

pegasus
pegasus

So doorstopping is a booty call?

flamencofish
flamencofish

Yes puh-lease to Hunky doorstopping!!!

Aquamaide
Aquamaide

Yes pls to Hunky Door Stopping w Paul Newman

AquaFey
AquaFey

Brilliant line, of course I would think that…

postmodscorp
postmodscorp

Is door stopping like hound dogging?

taurusPessa
taurusPessa

helllo, please with the paul newman doorstopping hunkiness

whatever
whatever

is he escorting roman polanski from the building?

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

yes pls Mystic – post the Hunky-Doorstopping vid !!
Robbie Wiliams is hot. no fan of his music. just his charisma……

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