The Feng Shui Thief

A Lo Pan a.k.a. a Feng Shui compass.

“…Taiwanese supermodel Lin Chi-ling on Monday appeared in a Taipei court to sue “Next Magazine” for trespassing on private property, slander, as well as threatening her privacy.  The weekly tabloid allegedly broke into Lin’s Taipei house in May 2006 while doing a story on the star’s love triangle between actor Jerry Yen and Qiu Shi Kai – son of a rich businessman. The magazine then hired a feng shui master to analyse the house’s interior design and furniture arrangement, thereafter publishing articles claiming Lin has intentions of marrying a rich man in the shortest time possible….” More here.

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I would love to know how they instructed the breaker-inner on what to look for. Romance cures in Feng Shui are usually pretty subtle & say her bed was pointed in the Romance direction, how would that also prove she was wanting a rich man as such? Unless you are activating the notorious Peachblossom remedy, then it would be set up to bring you what my Feng Shui Master calls a “quality” relationship.

My Feng Shui Master actually told me a story about some weird Feng Shui to-doings in Los Angeles. She had dinner with the manager of this on particular star at some flash bar and she was led to believe the meeting was re her doing the Feng Shui for this star. Well it was but not as you would envisage. She said the manager had the worst Qi she had ever experienced, real dark and scattered, though that could have just been all the blow. Anyway, after some polite chit-chat, they got down to business and he asked my Feng Shui Master if it were possible to do “negative” Feng Shui.

It transpired that he wanted his clients house “done” in such a way that it would bring her nothing but ill. For convoluted reasons that have to do with sex & perceived undermining of his ego by another ‘handler’ or agent type, he hated her. He asked if my F.S. Master could basically do the opposite of everything she would normally do. So my Feng Shui Master flat refused & this guy said well he’d fine somebody who would do it…I know who the star is, she was famous/successful then and now she is not.

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Baristagem
Baristagem
August 17, 2009 2:25 pm
Reply to  Mystic

Winona??

Sweetpea
Sweetpea
August 17, 2009 2:42 pm
Reply to  Baristagem

If Wi~no~no, then she needs Jack Sprague to fix the vibe for her…

And you know sprinkling a bottle of rum around can do that…Purifying and all…

After all, rum-wise, one time on the beach, I saw eight Moons dancing.
That’s several month’s worth of Moons…And the spirits left me alone..

Ms Motown
Ms Motown
August 17, 2009 2:55 pm
Reply to  Mystic

Winona Ryder!

Sweetpea
Sweetpea
August 19, 2009 3:35 am
Reply to  Ms Motown

I had actually meant to say Jack Sparrow (Pirate/Johnny Depp, her ex of course. Hence the rum………………………Never mind!! 😯 )

triple cancer chick
triple cancer chick
August 17, 2009 11:18 am

Re the peach blossom remedy. I worked out the correct point in my house and worked out which colour I should use and then visualised it. Just doing the visualisation seems to have had some effect. I broke up with somebody recently just a casual fling but he still is keen (also incredibly good looking – the sort of guy that had my friends jaws hitting the floor, he came to a party and they were all “THAT’S HIM????”) I went to a party on Friday and met lot’s of nice single men – news back from my friend who… Read more »

Taurean Love Expert
Taurean Love Expert
August 17, 2009 9:34 am

That is so creepy. I bet there *are* crooked feng shui people out there. It is SO Dark Arts though…eeew.

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo
August 16, 2009 9:06 pm

It doesn’t surprise me that Hollywood has bent feng shui whores to match the bent medical whores who acted as physican/dealers to Micheal Jackson. Anything for a price.

And I’d say the career lull of a Hollywood star is more likely down to fuqed management than fuqed feng shui. Anyone with any sense would know when their feng shui was screwed with, just as they ought to know when their career is being screwed with. But we are talking about Hollywood peeps. Hope she finds a better manager.

spirit
spirit
August 16, 2009 3:09 am

China is the only country in the world where the female suicide rate is higher than the male suicide rate…..

fallen angel
fallen angel
August 16, 2009 7:16 am
Reply to  spirit

spirit babe, is that true? Wow. I did a short paper on suicide in high school and was shocked to find out that (at the time) the stats were that more women attempt suicide yet only a few succeed – so something like 1 out of 5 will actually succeed. Mainly due to a preference for soft methods i.e. pills, poison – generally methods that are less immediate than gunshots, or jumping off a building, or anything that gives rescue services time to come in and rejuvenate them. Whereas there will be 3 men attempting and out of that 2… Read more »

Savannah
Savannah
August 15, 2009 9:15 pm

Rebecca De Mornay??

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox
August 15, 2009 7:30 pm

the shit they do to sell magazines accelerates the dumbing-down of society!!

hitchhiker72
hitchhiker72
August 15, 2009 6:15 pm

That’s horrible. I can only imagine that his karma will catch up with him.

Jen
Jen
August 15, 2009 4:59 pm

I’m confused. Wouldn’t his actions and wishes rebound on him as well? You can’t wish that much badness to rain down on someone without having some of it rain down on you, or can you? Maybe she’s no longer famous because she doesn’t want to be. I’m more interested to know how this guy who hired a negative feng shui master is going, as well as the feng shui master who did the negative work. I wonder if they are both still in business, happy and contented with their lot…

Aello
Aello
August 15, 2009 9:47 pm
Reply to  Jen

Karma+feng shui=desi chi-prana?

Sweetpea
Sweetpea
August 15, 2009 2:53 pm

Ew yes, that’s like playing with fire and black magic… One of my patients today, an older man with Parkinson’s, said he was an agent in LA years ago. Said he’d write a book if his fingers didn’t shake. (He’s an Aquarian and really funny and so cute…) Said he lived next door to Farrah Fawcett when she was new in town. He gave me the address of the apartments, above Hollywood Blvd. Said Lee Majors hit her one time and he went over to see if she was okay. Said Lee Majors cussed him, etc. Drama, I guess. But… Read more »

Lexicon Limbo
Lexicon Limbo
August 15, 2009 3:42 pm
Reply to  Sweetpea

Oh Sweetpea…I’m a Fanilow! I hope you heard some cheeky tales

Sweetpea
Sweetpea
August 15, 2009 3:51 pm
Reply to  Lexicon Limbo

Well my darlin’…Just happen to be around tonight peepin’ in and out on my fave sites…The low down eh?

Nothing too shocking or in depth…

Said he’s very nice and generous. Got the pool man, his wife and six other family members all tickets to his show in Vegas two or three months ago. Gives real nice Christmas bonuses too…

Oh, and has a very clean pool…. 😉 lol

Lexicon Limbo
Lexicon Limbo
August 15, 2009 4:03 pm
Reply to  Sweetpea

I could imagine he would be all that. Ah barry…I know I’ve made it through a break up when i don’t bawl to any songs

Enjoy yr night Sweetpea

davidl
davidl
August 15, 2009 2:51 pm

A chinese woman is seeking a rich husband asap, how unusual ?

fallen angel
fallen angel
August 15, 2009 4:04 pm
Reply to  davidl

HEY! I’m half Chinese…does that mean I’m only seeking someone partially wealthy? hee hee

The other half has to be well endowed. That would be my Latin side. 🙂

fallen angel
fallen angel
August 15, 2009 4:10 pm
Reply to  davidl

BUT as a follow up, there was an article in The Week about how the booming Asian economy has now sprouted “concubine villages” where once again, it has become a status symbol for Chinese men to keep a second wife. Shudder. It reports that millions have been spent on the upkeep of said mistresses – rather like expensive cars, I think. This is all too close to home sans the $$$. My Dad actually had a first wife in China, but that was more to honor tradition and beget a son. He then married my mother who is Spanish/Portuguese in… Read more »

spirit
spirit
August 16, 2009 3:08 am
Reply to  fallen angel

why is it always fine for men to polygamous….and a woman is a slut if she is ?????????

fallen angel
fallen angel
August 16, 2009 7:10 am
Reply to  spirit

Ah ye olde double standard…my personal theory is it is because we are physically creative, and therefore the our bodies are the seat or if you will, it represents the country of birth, hence the drive for exclusivity and purity – couple that with the awesome fact that we can experience multiple orgasms in quick successions, and save for the condition of impregnation, menses or recent birth, we can if so inclined, sleep with the entire street on a back to back schedule and be energized by the experience rather than be drained. We are also by our physical natures… Read more »

davidl
davidl
August 17, 2009 3:28 pm
Reply to  fallen angel

I soytinly started something going on there FA 🙂 …you know that telling me your spanish and chinese and of course an amazing kataka makes me sighh..
I worked with a furniture designer with the same blood as you. Raised in Singapore, then Perth ..lives in Sydney, one of the most beautiful men Ive met. I bet you take after him.

fallen angel
fallen angel
August 17, 2009 5:08 pm
Reply to  fallen angel

How sweet, davidl! I needed that tonight of all nights, sigh..

Yes, I’m one of those East-West hybrids, and I never quite feel as if I truly could explain myself to most people given how I essentially live with 2 cultures inside my head, while being in a totally different country with another culture of its own. Its probably why the world is my home. And friends I make all over such as wonderful peeps here, you included!

I can’t actually take offense at your original comment as I’ve seen that as well… 🙂 (in my own family no less!)

Lark
Lark
August 15, 2009 1:05 pm

Is it Julia Roberts???!!!

davidl
davidl
August 15, 2009 2:50 pm
Reply to  Lark

good guess..

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo
August 16, 2009 9:08 pm
Reply to  Lark

Julia Roberts is very smart and very very rich. Nup. Someone more bimbonic perhaps, and possibly unhinged. Sharon Stone.

davidl
davidl
August 17, 2009 3:22 pm
Reply to  Ãœber Virgo

Sharon is hot..and crazy ? you’ve put her up in my list now UV, wooow,

Julia Roberts lost her psffft … money can’t make that better.

starstrokes
starstrokes
August 15, 2009 12:27 pm

MM surely you’re gonna let slip, give us a clue, go on, we HAVE to know pleeeeese…this is Gemini dark moon mind torture!!

Baristagem
Baristagem
August 15, 2009 11:37 am

That is really horrible! Man that guy has some serious issues!!
I guess there is no way you would divulge such confidential information by mentioning who it is & it doesn’t really matter who it is, not really the point is it…. Is it Daryl Hannah??

nico
nico
August 15, 2009 11:26 am

man, that is totally spooked! whoever would respond to such a bad brief is for sure going to have some bad stuff happen to them!

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