Homer Simpson is a Taurus male. It is not just his hoarding, homespun wisdom, and love of doughnuts. His official birthdate is May 12.
You can see it in his life philosophies.
“What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.”
“Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.”
“I don’t eat anything new unless I’ve eaten it before”
Really, these could apply to many a Taurus male.
Homer is, of course, portrayed as stupid and gluttonous. Taurus people are not universally like this.
But the love of comfort and wisdom expressed through statements that sound foolish but are more like Zen Koans is super-Taurus.
Image: Randal Roberts
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