Fantastic Zodiac Sign Workout Tips

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Can your Sun Sign determine your ideal fitness regime? Yes! Read on for fantastic zodiac sign workout suggestions and motivational tips.

Everyone knows that you have to swim, do gym, do something. Different signs have different methods of motivating themselves.

Aries are naturally insanely competitive, so they like an impossible goal. e.g., They are in training to sprint up the Amundsen Glacier.

Leos work on vanity. If there is a television appearance or an event in which they need to be camera-ready, goodbye to their Wine-Onanist Monthly membership & HELLO Dr. Atkins, they don’t care if their breath gets smelly as their hypothetical bodyguards will keep other peeps at a distance. 

Geminis like gimmicks so if it’s a Cycle class with simulated anti-gravity & new beats by some DJ they gather is current, they’re there.

Scorpios and Aquarians Both Love Obsessive “Now” Fads

Taureans do it with dogged and implacable willpower, knowing that the tranquility and the high they get later is worth it. Exercise grounds them.  Librans think symmetry and balance, yin and yang. Too much Yin (potatoes, couch) means they need Yang (movement, gym). They are naturals at Pilates.

Cancerians like bodybuilding because it helps them build a symbolic ‘shell’ around their sensitive innards & they like to feel they belong at their place of exercise. So they feel emotionally drawn to it, at best. Virgoans guilt themselves into it. If you think a Virgo is mean to YOU, you should hear their self-talk.

Scorpios and Aquarians are similar in that they go between obsessive fads – they are either doing nothing & will crap on about the community-building benefits of their daily pub-lunch if you let them. OR they’re compulsively keeping kilojoule journals and ordering longevity vitamins from Dr. Google. 

Capricorns Are The Kings and Queens Of Moderation And Measured Regimes

Capricorns are canny, as we know, so they are the most likely to have a sensible and coherent actual plan. They’re the Kings and Queens of moderation and measured regimes. They’re big on functional fitness and giving themselves enough time to achieve enduring results. 

Sagittarians are the peeps you see working out in their jeans because they were passing by and suddenly felt like a bit of a workout – they’re the naturals of the Zodiac, fighting, rowing,  horse riding, tribal dancing – they like to move.

Pisces Needs A Gym Crush Or A Revenge Makeover

Pisceans need a gym crush to get themselves there, or else they trick themselves- saying they will turn up and worry about it then. A revenge makeover is also madly motivating. They will, however, wear workout clothes a lot of the time. To set their mood. Once there, of course, they think they may as well do a proper workout. They also like the idea of racking up “credits” for later hypothetical decadence.

If you know your Mars sign, apply these to that for a super accurate zodiac sign workout. 

Thoughts? 

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Multiple Pisces
Multiple Pisces

You’re bang on about Pisceans and gym crushes. My Taurus moon gets me there consistently, my Aries rising makes me train like I care, and my Piscean tendency-to-run-towards-resembling-a-mollusc keeps it all a must.

However, the fact that when I showed up to the sign-up appointment on Valentines Day, just as my real life crush walked in the door, keeps me an enthusiastic participant.

fallen angel
fallen angel

M Doll, this is eerie. Have recently hired a Geek Hunk Trainer who I strongly suspect is Airean – the give away? He CANNOT do anything sans competition, no job is worth it if there’s no thrill in the chase etc. and YES, he actually told me has fainted twice in his life, both occasions involving time pressured relay races up sand dunes/hills/pyramids or anything with a steep grade. I asked, so did you like just lay flat there? He went, NAH, I got up and went again. He admits to being a Geek as he is All Science when… Read more »

fluid feline
fluid feline

FA – he sounds suspiciously like the aforementioned Aqua fuqer PT. He has collapsed while training for a marathon – ended up in hospital for a few days on a drip. He has broken his collarbone while cycle training for some triathalon – crashed into a car (not car crashed into him). He didn’t actually shout and had a way with the “ladies” (sometimes reminded me of the way my obstetrician whispered to me whilst in labour) but seriously OTT re exercise. I think I did have a crush on him for a few years early on. In group training… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

Ooh, duly warned FF.. the GHT is YOUNG though and looks like he’s been humbled by fact that he cannot stand the politics of pro football (he plays semi-pro right now)… SO am convinced he is from Mars as I they usually loathe that kind of thing. How DID you stick to the Aqua Fuqer PT? Did he remold your body into a Venusian masterpiece? The GHT likes to ask me IN DETAIL wtf I ate during the week, suspiciously eyeing me if he thinks I’m fibbing, quite sweet really. But yes, you never know, he may be a sadist… Read more »

fluid feline
fluid feline

Yeah he did remold me lol. I also had to do weekly food diaries for him and he guilted me endlessly and rang me randomly during the week to check what I was eating. He cried (tears not sobs) when I reached peak fitness and lowest bodyfat (in his mind). When I did my achilles not long after and my physio forbade any aerobic activity until it healed and I was like “nooo – i have to” and she referred to me as an athlete – I looked at her like wtf – and she said well you train like… Read more »

lilacmess
lilacmess

Spot on about Leos and vanity. Of courz! Seeing as I am one and am pushing it in the gym to loose the extra love I have for my wedding in November. Har!

Aquamaide
Aquamaide

Aqua Sun/ Cap Mars

Ha ha! So true! Never exercised for years, snobbing in favour of intellectual pursuits / discussions thing (read:mis-spent youth at pub) then got on the “health bandwagon” and go through mad phases of monitoring and recording all my activities, which I supplement with *secret weapons* sourced online.

However, underlying all this – and most suprising to me – is that once I started going to the gym, I turned into a regular 4-5 day a week, rain-or-shine customer and have done so for years. Solid as a rock.

Must be the cap influence

little fish
little fish

I’m off to the surfclub at 6am. rowing machine and exercise bike and weights. It’s a habit I shall never drop. The beach is such a beautiful place to watch the pink glow of morning.

something fishy
something fishy

i always feel like exercising when I’m near the sea – it’s our thing after all. I can walk miles if I can see/hear/smell or sense the sea nearby.

spaced out pisces
spaced out pisces

My MSM tagline says decadence at the moment how appropiate 🙂

Recently had a psychic flash to work out and buff up, then shortly afterwards went for my first tattoo and had to take my shirt off in a pretty busy shop, so glad I obeyed the urge!

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

ooh good one SOP – always worth obeying the little voice isn’t it!! no matter how strange a request – pays off in many ways !

Luinae "Kataka"
Luinae "Kataka"

Really true. I like weights, and things like kickboxing. They make me feel tough, like I can protect myself.

Cancer Sun/Pisces Rising/Taurus Moon

taurean with the HMBOTS
taurean with the HMBOTS

hey MM, you sure go chicky babe taurean right. discovered exercise big time 5 years ago and you are soooooo right about the dogged and implacable determination thing, it’s brilliant and makes me glad i’m toro sun, kataka rising (yes, love the weights) and virgo moon (keeps me going!)

BTW, things must be good for Leos ATM, the HMBOTS is very pleased with himself and i am basking in the glow of a contented lion!

and FF, do you seriously mean 220 kg!!??? please tell me that’s a misprint?

if not, golly i wouldn’t want to tangle with you, LOL!

fluid feline
fluid feline

Sadly I am serious – and I didn’t have bulky legs cause I ran a lot and have naturally slim legs. I was talking the incline leg press not bench press. Seriously at the time I was so into it. A friend of mine really damaged her lower back doing it. And that personal trainer is still around still sprouting the same shit. My Toro sis is a seriously determined exerciser (she has Aries Asc and Sagg Moon). She swims all year round and does open sea races as well as weights and looks amazing. She only took up swimming… Read more »

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Erm, Marilyn’s workout looks real strenuous BTW. I can clean and jerk 500g too you know.

fluid feline
fluid feline

Ha 500g. This is so 5 years ago but i could leg press 220 kg – shared the same personal trainer as a whole bunch of (some faux) friends – like a competition (male Aqua PT shit-head for 9 years). I remember it felt like giving birth. His PT sessions became more and more masochistic in the extreme – 36 hrs lafter one you couldn’t even do your bra strap up let alone squat on the loo. He took so much pleasure in it. I realised and bailed – god did he ever try and get me back as i… Read more »

fluid feline
fluid feline

ps I’d be flat out leg pressing 80 kg today without major pain following – still recovering from marriage disintergration fatigue with major couch potato epidemic and have only been back for a little over a month. Still, i’d tell any PT FU if they tried me on for over 100 kg. Life is too short – I’m not a fuqing athlete and dont wanna be, just healthy.

Lexicon Limbo
Lexicon Limbo

Oh FF, you would so be laughing at me doing 15kgs! I was trying not to look like a wimp carrying 10kg to put on the end of each bar 🙁 This week I’ve been going crazy at the gym – i normally do 30 mins weights & really have to push myself to do at least 30 mins cardio as I get so bored now there is no Master Chef to watch, however this week I’m doing 60 mins cardio & LOVING it. My arch nemisis, the x-trainer, has become my best friend! On top of all that….I’m kinda… Read more »

fluid feline
fluid feline

And I bet you are feeling/looking great. I reckon 60 minutes a day of cardio is optimum for good health. I mean anything is better than nothing but 60 min 5 times a week plus a couple of weight sessions has you at your best.

fluid feline
fluid feline

Meant PT attempted revenge not enticing me back to him. A real wanker.

Lexicon_limbo
Lexicon_limbo

Feeling great, don’t know about looking it – wish I didn’t have a tum 🙁

PT sounds like a tosser – he bad man!

fallen angel
fallen angel

FF soz but that is too fuqing funny!

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

My motivation is rather Saturnine. I imagine myself five years from now, ten years from now and twenty years from now etc. That gets me off my Virgo tail. Damn you chronos!

upbeat scorp
upbeat scorp

Totally! In it, or over it. Going through a bit of an ‘over it’ phase at the moment, and honestly, the benefit to the local community re the pub lunch is just something I could really get behind this winter.
When in full fitness mode, it has to be cycling or walking, and when younger dancing all night in clubs. Anything solo like that.

Savannah
Savannah

LOL, I’m with you there. I did the same when I was younger too, considered that my exercise.

Now when I’m in it it’s swimming, I have an aversion to gyms rather play a sport instead. I get enough exercise most days of the week doing heavy manual labour like I’m in a concentration camp.

Aqua sun, cancer moon & asc, mars Libra.

pegasus
pegasus

Virgoan Mars……..love interesting & exact body work.
Magical Passes, Tai Chai Chi Kung, Yoga, Ballet & any dance, Pilates.
Attention to the detail of the movements.

matthew-minerva
matthew-minerva

IM A ROWER!
WAHOO I FIT INTO MY SAGGO STEREOTYPE! LOL
IM ACTUALLY RATHER FIT — even though i am rather lazy!
lol

pegasus
pegasus

It’s too true…i HAVE to move, cannot sit or stay in one position for more than 15 mins!
I joked to my Med Doc that i have St. Vitus’ Dance:) She gave me a blank look so i changed
Medico’s.
To me it’s about flexiblity & suppleness…dancing & prancing up the yellow brick road
instead of walking thro’ jello & dragging your feet.
Movement to get energy flowing & stretching every 20 mins.

Mauvellous Capricorn
Mauvellous Capricorn

Mars in Sag. Martial arts, dancing (for hours), walking if I go somewhere nearby or just need to escape and will often detour to stretch it out and/or to avoid car exhausts, bushwalking, snorkelling and swimming (but not in a pool). The exercise I do rejuvenates me, I revel in the experience. We work hard and sweat in martial arts, and the mental and spiritual side is involved too. Dancing is a fantastic outlet for creativity and spirit. Walking clears the mind and gets you out of the house (and the car). Swimming is just so cleansing. I must admit,… Read more »

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

um….always self-promise to exercise….one day – but the regular stuff, never sticks. to date anyway.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

version #199 @ attempt regular exercise materialized today. 2 Librans & Pilates. lets see if it lasts 3 weeks. Could latter life lapse be due to early life over-indulgence? as a kid was Elite sprinter / hurdler, classical Ballerina (until Oz Ballet’s too short for prima dictum….or was it sans supermodel cheek bones??), competitive rower & sailor. street skating allowed easy adaptation to snowboarding to ride with professionals post 30, & BMX is only bike owned – do good stairs. actually will try again tomoz to see if still in the reportoire. but running, swimming, gym, etc bores the carp.… Read more »

fluid feline
fluid feline

😆 rlp maybe you need to be ripsticking around the neighbourhood. What about surfing – don’t you live on the beach??

fluid feline
fluid feline

Oh and any new practice requires 6 to 8 weeks of persistence before it becomes a habit.

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

feelers bless. yes am NOT (to date) creature of organized exercise habit!! and ‘ripsticking’ rocks!! stories later….if yr lucky xox

Baristagem
Baristagem

Gemini Sun/ Pisces Asc/Mars in Virgo

I am so much more motivated since saturn triggered my Health in 07- (still going!) which is fine except I was already motivated enough with Mars in Virgo so the increase is just grreeaat!

I love swimming & just last year I swam over 6000 laps which isn’t much if your athlete but I am not.
I have recently trained in acrobatics & it was loads of fun but I got injured so many times. Would totally do the spin class with anti-gravity & DJ, I’d try anything that burns of some of this excess energy! 🙂

Jenny
Jenny

What if you HATE exercise?
Because seriously…. cant stand it. It makes me sad.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Yes, yes, but what’s your SIGN?

Jenny
Jenny

Aries Sun, Libra Moon, Cap Ascendant.
Maybe it’s my Gemini Mars… I can’t stand doing the same thing for long periods of time and I get bored. There’s no mental stimulation in exercise.
Maybe I’m just lazy? lol (Venus Taurus)

taurean with the HMBOTS
taurean with the HMBOTS

what is this toro lazy thing?? are there two kinds of toros??

i do know some for whom lazyness is a besetting sin but also there’s another kind with endless energy and get up and go.

Bella
Bella

Here here. We aint lazy. If I have a fault it is doing so much that I collapse from exhaustion. I used to do several dance classes a week plus swimming, cycling and gym. Now just swim every day and walk miles – even getting up before dawn to drive the hour it takes to get to the coast for a long walk on the beach in all weathers. OK, so it is dogged determination and willpower that gets me up and out, but if I don’t do something physical to get rid of the energy I’m climbing the walls.… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Jenny we are a bit similar. Over the years I’ve come to realize that with Mars in Gemini on AC but Aries Sun, I need to balance the mental with the physical, another words, too much computer or writing and I feel yuck, too much physical and I feel like I’m not being attentive to my inner needs. So, the best bet for me is physical activity out of the way first thing and then the rest of the day I’m free. Sometimes do 10-15 mins. on the eliptical, 10-15 on the treadmill and/or the stationary bike as it breaks… Read more »

hazelblackberry
hazelblackberry

I cannot do the stationery exercise equipment thing. I just find it so utterly soul destroying. So futile. But love the peaceful calm and meditative state of swimming laps – but only for so long. 20 laps is enough. I always get bored if I decide to swim 30. Sun Sagg, Pisces Rising…no idea about Mars…let me check…in Pisces, t’would seem. I used to think that I was a “balance the mental with the physical” type. But I’ve realised that nothing on Earth makes me feel better than getting outside and doing something. I would forgo all the books and… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

I like to walk outside in the winter as it’s mild, but in the summer it’s upwards 113f.. We’ve had people die out here on hiking trails this summer..Nuts…Can’t wait to use my new digital camera when I can take pix of the desert and it’s flowers, etc. Truly agree about the outside thing…Love floating in the pool watching the clouds but I don’t find the gym futile as it still works for me.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Well you did say “stationary stuff” not the gym in general…Soz.. Used to love aerobics/step classes but not anymore since back surgeries…

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

My daughter used to do swing with one of her boyfriends in high school. She had so much fun. She’s this little bitty thing and he was over six feet….He’d throw her up so high…But one time, he dropped her in the street!!

Jenny
Jenny

Thank you for the kind words guys. 🙂 Sweatpea, I totally get the thing about feeling sluggish when doing too much sitting around. I walk the dog but that’s about it.
I’ve never been athletic in any sense, but I am competitive, and I think that if I’m not good at something then I won’t bother with it. I may try dancing again, that is a good idea. (I have no coordination though! Hhaa!)

fluid feline
fluid feline

I so relate to the Pisces description – i just convince myself to turn up and start with 10 minutes on treadmill and then often have trouble stopping after an hour. Saturn on the Asc (in Pisces) makes me complete my sets without cheating. Also maybe my 6th house Sun too.

matthew-minerva
matthew-minerva

sorry totally off topic but Fluid Feline I LOVE THE NEW AVATAR!

fluid feline
fluid feline

Oh thanks MM! (so very tempted to call you Minnie Matt but will refrain.)

something fishy
something fishy

I’m frankly, speechless about the pisces description of ‘tricking yourself’…I do that to myself all the time for lots of things, even washing the dishes. I thought it was some great piece of personal wisdom! Now I know I’m just your regular piscean!
btw I have been known to do the race-walk with strangers – very competitive which is a bit of a lol seeing I’m really rather vertically challenged.

pisceaness
pisceaness

i’m the same! ‘ill just run to the next mailbox and then i can stop if i want to’ apparently its not just me then. and of course i never do stop, but i run almost every night and i still do the good old mailbox trick about twice a week. hot boys will motivate me to turn up anywhere, but so much more important in excersise becuase i will work twice as hard to impress them!

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

yes yes…just getting out the door is the hardest thing. after that it’s hard to stop. i totally agree. As I have Mars in the 8th ( aqua) I was thinking that sex really is the best exercise for me *lol*
I’ve learnt one way not to eat vile food and be fat & unhealthy is to imagine a major crush or other hot thing sitting next to you / watching you – you put the chocolate / peanuts / second toasted cheese sandwich / beer (well, not the beer) down pretty quickly! !

davidl
davidl

Im told I walk too fast, I can’t stroll, its true, Im head down, leaning forward and striding out. I love those ‘informal’ walking races, you know the ones where you decide that you are racing the person next to you in the street, beating them to the finish line in your head. Some people of course realise and pick up the pace (they may be aries too) then its on ! When my third baby came he wouldn’t sleep unless I pushed him in the pram. I would do two 10k walks each day. Every one in my neighberhood… Read more »

fluid feline
fluid feline

LOL davidl. I too am a fast walker but have never thought about “racing” a stranger. That’s definitely Aries competitiveness.

postmodscorp
postmodscorp

Yes. To all of the above. Scorp sun, Aries asc, Merc in Sagg……

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