Astro-Gaga: The Capricorn Zombie Book Club

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Miles Aldridge

Okay, so maybe Virgoans do wig at book clubs when peeps try to lie about having read some award-winning book when they really only skimmed the review or watched about a third of the DVD when they got back pissed from a dinner party & even then they talked the whole way through.

But there is a worse kind of book club/group and that is the one run by the Capricorn  Undead.

Why Capricorn? Because she will be having a Pluto transit that will render her fuqing ruthless re peeps being non-authentic and bullshitting about books they have not really read when really, the book group is only a substitute for her non-existent sex life and as alternative to tupperware.

Also, cheekbones. And Capricorns are the ONLY sign who can wear white without getting crap all over it v.quickly.

If that were a Saggo or a Pisces  in that gown, it would feature red wine, pesto or coffee as a stain and thus detract from Zombie cheekbones and the Capricorn Undead Book Group leader’s scary,  unsublimated rage at the person who just interrupted her to make shit up about On Chesil Beach AND then mixed  up Anna Akhmatova with Anna Kournikova

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Tati
Tati

I avoid white on the grounds that I am a Scorpio. White is redolent of innocence, chastity, nunneries etc – not my thing !

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

surely you’d like to throw your victims off the scent though Tati ? you know, confuse, disorient, then *wham* you’ve got ’em 😉

PS in China, white is the death colour – white flowers, clothing etc at funerals

Antares
Antares

Now the story with this girl is shes just managed to brake out of a labyrithine library, after shes just killed the demon minoatur that was keeping her at work in there, why is she so pale? well wouldnt you be if you’d been imprisoned in a dingy library forever.. shes kinda like persephone but with more books 🙂 what star sign is she? iether aquarian or cap as saturn been virgo for like donkeys the gown shes wearing looks like the thing the give to maidens who are about to go the altar for some mystical or nefarious purpose,… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

“shes kinda like persephone but with more books”

lol… With Hades abduction, don’t think Persey had time to snatch a book, but then if she did, she might not have realized she’d be needing one since she’d be awhile…

margy the cap
margy the cap

lol lol lol aaaahhhh just have to agree….. decribes me cap just at the momnent…and when my son saw the picture a few mins ago…. he says thats what i look like when i am ready to strike someone with just my vioce and words, he leave home for a couple of day if he’s in this much trouble lol lol lol …. an rarely spill anything on my white clothes…. lol lol lol

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

That is so funny Margie about your son and suppose Moon in Cap qualifies as well. One time, got an intestinal bug and driving an hour home from work. When I got home, no loo paper and 911 emer… My 20 yr old had left me high and dry. I called her and went ballistic and crying “I would never do that to you”, etc., etc…I mean I was sick, feverish and only water passing out of my body. Lost 13 pounds in one week… She left a pkg. of toilet paper hanging on the front door… lol… and stayed… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

~Margy~…. sorry…

em
em

wow. while i may wish i were as bright as she is, i’m certainly glad i’m not as scary.

i apologized to Mystic directly, but as i’m a loon and the moons in libra, i’d like to apologize to the group, as well. i truly apologize for offending your beliefs in any way, and for behaving like an upstart in your community. thank you for having me 🙂 aquarians make the greatest friends ever (but i have no planets there, and you’re always attracted to your shadow.) see you on the flipside.

peace

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

oh god….i am identifying with the sublimated psycho rage about people who crap on about things and get their facts COMPLETELY wrong… i don’t know why but it just annoys me so much…GAH thanks cap moon ….maybe because i take the time to find stuff out…then again pisces with gem rising and rued by merc, i am at times that talker (but am “usually” careful re mixing my facts 🙂 x

matthew-minerva
matthew-minerva

OH SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
MYSTIC JUST WENT THERE LOL!
YEA I COULDNT KEEP ANYTHING WHITE CLEAN FOR LESS THAN …WHAT…5 MINUTES!
LOL
HEHEHEHEHEHE – I dont know i just think a picses woild be a great bookclub “leader” they’d be righht into the book and would be sincere enough not to blast anyone — hmmm i dunno

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

hahahahaha! I didn’t read matt Minerva’s post before writing mine…lol lol. I think you do have a point matthew. I would be cool with whatever opinions but would probably start raging on someone who thought i was talking about ‘Herman’s Head’ when i actually said Herman Hesse. …etc :} Thus I would vet the members thoroughly before admitting to the club. no illiterate fools. etc . BUT then i’d have another club where we would drink whisky and review Archie comics, tintin and Twilight (whatever, I’m trying to be current) and we would swear as much as we wanted and… Read more »

Wishywashy
Wishywashy

omg, can I be in that second club?

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice

Wear white tops frequently and manage to keep them clean unless I have decided to take a walk off the beaten track in a forest to follow a scent. Cap Sun and Sagg rising.

Mauvellous Capricorn
Mauvellous Capricorn

My interpretation of the picture is a happy cappy working in a library – been there, done that, loved it. But I would never do book clubs. Ever. And I can’t wear white (or anything else) without getting crap all over it. Must be the Pisces moon or the plethora of planets in Sag. Today I ate my market breakfast and when I finished it I had put quite a bit of it down my front which I temporarily fixed with my napkin. Changed when I got home and now I have christened by top with two beverages thus far.… Read more »

Mauvellous Capricorn
Mauvellous Capricorn

I meant my Pisces moon and Sag planets. 🙂

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

i’m with you love. this capri spills and stains endlessly… and have virgo rising too! so should be able to keep it together… but virgo asc at least reminds me of how to get those unshiftable stains out

waitwatchwork
waitwatchwork

Same, Mauvellous & Lexicorn. I, too, am a Cap with Virg rising and am forever spilling things. I don’t dare wear white ensembles–too much danger. It’s a family joke–to find me, follow the coffee spills. 🙂

Ms Motown
Ms Motown

Me too. Haven’t worn white top so since I became a mummy 12 years ago. Too bloody busy. Bound to spill stuff on me. and in the TMI categoryu, since becoming a mum, my boobs are now much bigger. So there is a bigger verandah to ‘catch and display’ spills

Hmmmm

Bar Bee
Bar Bee

Capricorns don’t do book clubs. Book clubs are for those who feel the need to demonstrate their wit. Capricorns have no such compulsion!

3rams
3rams

FA and Ddl
my nephew informs me they call these women “16, 60″s”
That is, they look 16 from behind and 60 from the front.

davidl
davidl

good one, I’ll be using that one, thanks !

fallen angel
fallen angel

Fabulous Term! Shall use liberally and with gusto.

As I shall have TONS of opportunities to do so. Roll of eyes.

fallen angel
fallen angel

LOVE the photo, as well as the hard core intense look haha.. I shouldn’t laugh because Pluto is in my house of love but so delightful!

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

FA, when is Pluto leaving your house of Love – it’s been there forever!

fallen angel
fallen angel

Darling Scorpalicious if I am not confused, and I can very well be considering I have been on charbroil, but Pluto was opposing my Sun – THAT ends in Sept. I think but as Pluto goes into Cappo, it then moves into the Cappo House of Love which is in Cancer. I think that’s what I meant to say…

But being on grill has addled me apparently 🙂

fallen angel
fallen angel

Oh I’m an idiork, just read that Pluto opposes my House of Love – would be a better way to explain it.

Either way he’s not fuqing leaving me alone!

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

hehe… well he IS a Scorpio – what do you expect! You are well cooked.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Stewing, baby, stewing!

I still recall your fabulous line about hostage taking… makes me smile every time I think of it.

Luinae "Kataka"
Luinae "Kataka"

Sweetpea- you are so right!

Awesome photo, Mystic!

Nico
Nico

im pisces and am totally spazzy re: eating… and the thing is, the more careful i try and be, the more likely i am to make a mess. its all the exuberant hand movements…

SeaGoat
SeaGoat

Well, as a Cap with Pisces rising I try to avoid white, and when I do wear it stress about touching anything. So I figure the photo is me once I realised I just sat in a left-over muffin or a puddle of coffee from one of the fuqwits who pissed me off at the book club! 🙂

Link
Link

Her legs are way too long.

taurean alchemist
taurean alchemist

she’s levitating link 🙂

fallen angel
fallen angel

OR she could be a missing member of the X Men…a Book Mutant?

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

This is TOO funny Mystic, thank you for lightening my saturday night mood.

davidl
davidl

Im a huge Zombie fan, ‘Botox Zombies’ a new Finish group is the best name of a band I’ve heard for years. Every time I see women walking around botoxed to the max I imagine them in 30 years, their whole bodies frozen by botox, trawling thru the streets of Double Bay late at night…I suppose even the undead need to be stylish.

fallen angel
fallen angel

davidl darling, so true! Typical LA, I was in a spa once and this woman had her back to me, she had straight ironed blonde hair and from the back I thought she was in her 30s or something. Well she finally turned round and horror, she had everything botoxed and redone to the edge of tautness, except for her neck, hands and knees which betrayed her real age.

I was rather stunned because things looked so tight, that I was convinced that were she to crack a smile, I would practically hear a stitch popping… undead indeed.

em
em

wow. my posts over the eclipse – mood-swingin everywhere! i was under the influence big time

davidl
davidl

Possessed even !

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Reminds me of the Fairy Queen in Lord of the Rings when she gets hold of the ring for a moment and transforms…….

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

” I sooo resonated with that moment. Dear god… My alter-ego, definitely.”

lol….POWWWWWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Yes, razor’s edge and all…. Totally understand….

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