Okay, so maybe Virgoans do wig at book clubs when peeps try to lie about having read some award-winning book when they really only skimmed the review or watched about a third of the DVD when they got back pissed from a dinner party & even then they talked the whole way through.
But there is a worse kind of book club/group and that is the one run by the Capricorn Undead.
Why Capricorn? Because she will be having a Pluto transit that will render her fuqing ruthless re peeps being non-authentic and bullshitting about books they have not really read when really, the book group is only a substitute for her non-existent sex life and as alternative to tupperware.
Also, cheekbones. And Capricorns are the ONLY sign who can wear white without getting crap all over it v.quickly.
If that were a Saggo or a Pisces in that gown, it would feature red wine, pesto or coffee as a stain and thus detract from Zombie cheekbones and the Capricorn Undead Book Group leader’s scary, unsublimated rage at the person who just interrupted her to make shit up about On Chesil Beach AND then mixed up Anna Akhmatova with Anna Kournikova
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