My Saggo Neighbour Dude…

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It’s odd but when I posted Sagg L’Uomo Nouvelle – my mini-guide to Saggo Men – i had not really gotten to know my Ultra-Sagg neighbour. However, my Saggo Neighbour Dude fits the LOT…

* Sagg Neighbour Dude  is 34 but seriously looks 22 and boyish for even that.

* He is fascinated by the Occult and any possible insights into his character re astrology/whatevs but totally refuses any form of divination as he just prefers to “see how things roll”. Secretly runs a v.successful side biz supplying sound equipment here & there but that has apparently totally used up his scheduling/divination capability so all else IS spontaneous. Or else.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude is a Muso who lives in what is known in my neighbourhood as the “house of hot musos” as it’s a very rehearsal-friendly venue with a landlord who has been committed to a mental asylum. He whistles when he walks and specialises in breezy candour.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude has a thing for what he calls “exotic” girlfriends. The latest one looks like a Japanese anime figure, smokes joints in the street, is ultra-young and they met when she went to the House of Hot Musos to try and get them to convert to eco power. ie; she a door to door salesgirl. He cannot and will not settle. I don’t envy the ladies in love with him but it’s fun theatre.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude can literally stand in the back lane, ostensibly having just been putting his rubbish out, and conduct a conversation that goes on for hours and with anyone. I am talking total blarney but all with an airy light patter that defies mental gravity.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude does a ‘real’ band and a ‘covers’ band for money – he is equally relaxed and happy when talking about either, not a hint of self-consciousness or worrying about perceptions.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude lopes up and down the local main street like a labrador – that is his natural gait and whenever i see him he has in earplugs for either i-Pod or phone & is raving away. Is NOT stalwart like Taurus/Cancerian neighbours – if something is WRONG he hides under doona like cat during thunderstorm.

* Sagg Neighbour Dude has about 700 close friends (not including the 6000 on Facebook etc) and the determination to be always an extremely UP, amusing and consciousness raising presence, whether the discussion be about the council’s bin policy, Red Bull advertisements making him wistful, Vivaldi, alchemy or sunsets.

* S.N.D fidgets and moves constantly. Is kinetic. Claims reason cannot commit etc has to do with kinetic sleeping style; sleepwalks, strangles things in sleep, needs entire emperor sized bed to self once copulation has occurred, likes to leap up at odd (polyphasic naturally?) hours to compose something and then crash back into REM without someone grizzling and essentially thinks most lovers “sleep facists.”

* All this is why I kinda like Saggos & my Sagg Neighbour Dude – the ability to make light & do it with original style is SO immense…Yes?

See Also: Your Sagittarius Girlfriend

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Pisces Goat
Pisces Goat

Mystic, this is absolutely hilarious!!

louisa
louisa

Looking forward to a Saggo-Girl Dude piece one day

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

there was one. Your Sagirttarius girlfriend. the link is above. i want to go to the hot of house musos too.

aqua aqua
aqua aqua

Could i get directions to this “house of hot musos”?

year of the fox
year of the fox

LOL!

Matthew Minerva
Matthew Minerva

u basically explained me in a nutshell lol
love your work mystic its still very inspiring!
MATT
xx

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Hey, I wanna be YOU in my next life, Matt. 🙂

matthew-minerva
matthew-minerva

lol! Thanks Uber – but like its scary its sooo acurate… like my current GF is french, and im always listening to my ipod and im deff interested in astrology and the occult..
lol

bluelibra
bluelibra

so sweet – and heaps of fun to play with but I’m glad he doesn’t live next door to me. Need my sleep do I.

fallen angel
fallen angel

Sweet sanity, I LOVE that, clearly it was v funny except to the famed personality of course.

I’ve had Sagg best friends and currently work for a Saggo as well, not sure why but the ones I’ve encountered are not as high on adventure as I’d anticipate. Also had an ex who was one as well but his Saggability was repressed by alcohol, amazing sense of humor though when sober.

All were a lot more conservative than I expected.

sweet sanity
sweet sanity

My partner is a sag with sag rising and I’m an aqua with aqua rising, we’ve been together for 10 years and we both can’t believe it, neither ever thought we’d be with anyone long term. The Sag Dude is such an adventurist and often laments he wasn’t born in the times of the great sea voyaging explorers and is extremely social. Also, he’s like a chameleon, can adapt really well, and gets along with everyone, though at times can be a tad too outspoken. He has no interest in or knowledge of celebrities. Like the time he declared at… Read more »

davidl
davidl

thats my sister to a tee !
Your relationship made me think of horse riding..what would you prefer, riding a wild brumby that you’ve captured and nearly have under control or riding a well bred sensible horse that enjoys playing polo with the Packers ponies ?

aquavit
aquavit

ha sweet sanity, i am also aqua and was with a sagg for 6 years; gorgeous individual, and i note the similarities. totallly unpretentious but with a little foot-in-mouth disease for sure. i believe that is a common trait amongst sagg’s? they tend to speak before they think… but it’s never malicious. i love a good sagg.

postmodscorp
postmodscorp

My dad is a sagg, and he ain’t nuffin like that….. must be his pisces rising or something….
If the whole reincrnation thing occurs, and I nail this scorpio caper, fingers crossed I evolve around the wheel and do the whole Sagg caper. What a hoot! I’m also looking forward to life as an Aquarian, cos I reckon they be the most bats peeps out there, and I’d like to ‘get it’ just once…

pegasus
pegasus

I AM THE CLICHE SAGGO……………..
think i’ll change signs next life:)

davidl
davidl

Dont get me wrong Peg, I love cliche’ saggs, my sister is one..

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

I wanna be a Sagg in my next life, with all the stamina that goes with it. Or a big preening Leo!

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

I rather like being a cap with big dobs of sagg…sort of beast (not typo) of both worlds….cap without much angst

davidl
davidl

I just wanna have this life over again and not make the same dumbo aries mistakes, while of course maintaining my aries sun..an astrologer told me once I was aries last time too ? not sure how she worked it out ? something about time of birth, not sure ?

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

davidl If you hadn’t made the dummo aries mistakes you wouldn’t be who you are now and you seem to be content and in a good place

pegasus
pegasus

I’m going to throw myself under the doona, there is a storm bigtime
happening outside.
Says This Saggo!

bubble
bubble

hey william whats wiith the above ? bitsch pleeezeee ? pleeezee explain !

davidl
davidl

as long as your sure, and yes, I apologise if Im wrong here but I was talking to one of the ‘OB group’ on another thread, when a ‘Bill’ appeared who at the time I thought oh well thats another one to ad to the list, then on the MJ thread , ‘william’ but I could just be totally delirious from this flu I have, man Im not sure if its bloody swine flu but its the worst thing Ive ever had, its just not kosher..

davidl
davidl

Myst, please don’t tell this guy he is a total cliche’ he might not take it so well.

Baristagem
Baristagem

Totally get this as I have a saggo friend & he is so doing his own thing. There is a sense of lightness about him but I don’t know what it is, maybe as he makes things looks so effortless. Peeps loves him & well known about town, he knows this & doesn’t care. He loves commotion & causes it regularly! Omg so many funny stories. I met up with him for drinks recently & when we walked into the the room all these peeps were trying to make eye contact with him, it was bizarre & the night was… Read more »

sweet sanity
sweet sanity

“loves commotion and causes it regularly” LOL! This is getting added to my list of descriptions for my Sag dude too!!!! So true!

saggigal
saggigal

…and this is why i love sagg men so much, have never met one i didnt like, have travelled with a few, fallen in lust with a few, they are really interesting, fun and cool people to know. i have known a couple that have ‘settled down’ but they are in good relationships where their partner also is into their freedom, travel etc…if they can sort that out then they’ve commited happily, even had the kiddies and loved it. ps is matthew maconohay (that is so not the spelling) a sagg?? because when i saw the photos of him hiking… Read more »

fallen angel
fallen angel

Alas saggigal he a Scorp, the McConnaughey.. but I suspect he has strong Saggo aspects as the man cannot live without traveling. The Brazilian GF is consistent with the penchant for exotic beauties.

I think he may also have a trailer he actually drives around and lives in..and apparently has a penchant for traveling to cities/locales to meet friends at the last moment. Other interesting note, never uses deodorant. Ever.

davidl
davidl

Peleeeze FA, is the deodorant thing spose to be a good thing ? Actually I find him a little dorky, a bit try hard or something, but im sure you girls love his pecs and thats enough for you, am I right, hmmm

fallen angel
fallen angel

darling, no it’s not, in fact I think le McConnaughey got told off by some journo to please take the deodo up. And alas, after having been exposed to the spectrum of acting within his range i.e. happy go lucky wayward hunk with hot bod in desert/ocean/insert venue here who suddenly finds purpose via failure, I do not actually find him all that appealing.

Daniel Craig on the other hand… respect him for his choice of roles pre-James Bond and the hotness came later, he’s quite blase during interviews and comes across way more real… 🙂