Drop, the new horror novel by Koji Suzuki (Ring) is now available as loo paper!
Noting one of my lovely site viewers – a Saggo -the other day cheerily listing the horror movies he’d sat through happily, i thought YES! Saggos do have that knack. Is their innate Jupiter-ruled ebullience soooo UP that nothing lowers it? I know a Sagg kickboxing champion who told me that he had “an unreal time” touring a torture museum in Prague. My old Sagg flatmate used to enjoy Zombie movies.
Okay, I am a complete WIMP. The last horror movie i saw was Ring (or The Ring, the Naomi Watts remake of the Japanese one) and it was absolutely terrifying. I think the same time there was The Others & Blair Witch Project. All horror movies that i decided to see as they deemed arty. All brilliant. But that was it for the horror genre and I. Never again. I can’t hack it. Maybe it’s my multiple stuff in Pisces?? Moon in Libra? Aqua Rising? I dunno but i spent all night sitting up smudging the house & chanting Louise Hay affirmations.
But Sagg would most likely find them all a total hoot & fall asleep mid-laughing sentence. This loo paper – above has the whole novel of Drop printed on it in bright blue presumably non-toxic ink with splodges. Drop is by the same dude who bought us the macabre & terrifying Ring. I am so not getting this but it occurs to me that any Sagg N & D just might love it & of COURSE he/she will have a basic or amazing ability to read Japanese…
It’s not really element based; Off the top of my head; my Cancerian Son cannot bear watching any films in which anyone other than gangsters or terminator borgs get it. But my Moon in Scorpio daughter – NO Sagg in her chart other than Pluto – is v.drawn to the macabre. Scorpio Sex Academic too high-brow. Saggo-Fascinator – loves horror. Enjoys getting a “delicious chill” etc. Virgo friends – a bit ghoulish but it has to be stylish, you understand. So long as they wardrobe is excellent, they’ll happily sit through zombies, vampires et al. Gorgeous Gemini Astro-Mate is too into L.O.A. for something so dark.
Would you buy this horror novel bog paper? Do you like/loathe the Horror genre???
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