Astro-Gaga: Would You Date A Male Supermodel?

Dark Skinned male model in designer underwear

Libra is the biggest beauty-lover of the Zodiac. And it doesn’t necessarily have to be their lover for them to get off on it. Looksist as stink, they just love to be surrounded by beauty.  Moon-in-Libra especially, feels comforted by its presence, whether it be the Beautiful People, a beautiful cat or beauty of scent, furniture and colour.

Taurus – also Venusian ruled – is similar but tends to want to OWN the thing in question & their perceptions of what is beautiful can be a bit more narrow.

Scorp would be driven insane with jealousy by the Male Supermodel’s colleague doing sooky-g0o-goo gestures of faux or fleeting love.

Gemini would want him to also be something such as an engineer or a nanophysicist as that would render Male Supermodel truly cool in her/his eyes.

Leo would loathe not being the centre of attention, particularly at the beach, when Male Supermodel took his shirt off. Or even at dinner parties – Leo would so long to be the one saying that Valentino sent flowers to say think you for the beauty and fluency with which Leo interpreted his vision du  jour.

Aries would annoy Male Supermodel by being hyper-competitive & doing chin-ups on the nearest door to show off ‘superior’ fitness.

Crab-Kataka would wreck Male Supermodel’s buff bod regime by constantly making macaroni cheese & sulking when Male Supermodel didn’t want to guzzle red wine in front of the telly. Or make crap career suggestions like that he model velveteen sleeping bag kaftans in catalogues.

Virgo would make irritating carping critiques of Male Supermodel’s walk & turning style on the catwalk.

Aquarius would infuriate Male Supermodel by launching forward with anarcha-bats denunciations of the fashion world at industry soirees and to V.V.I.Ps.

Saggo would love it as there would be travel, variety & Saggos all love Zoolander.

Capricorn would do it for the Trophy value & discount designer clothing.

Pisces is, like Libra, a Beauty-Lover & fluid enough for any scene.

Libra, we have already established is a yes. Okay, so Saggo, Libra, Capricorn and Pisces would all happily date our imaginary Male Supermodel.

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Holly
Holly

I grew up with a now supermodel male- He always was super out of the ordinary sexy even in first grade he had a real ethereal beautiful quality. Fuk I adored it- I love love loved it. Now that he is famous and in New York I went to see him a couple years back. It was OUT of this world amazing. His supermodel girlfriend, the model friends, the lavish parties— omg- heaven. Im a Sag sun- so Mystic nailed me to a tee- Im a Taurus Rising- ( I used to secretly want to own him growing up totally… Read more »

Deleciel
Deleciel

Most likely not. I’m planning on working with models and I’m not cool with the idea about dating the people I’ve hired.

tati
tati

Um, hell yeah! I go for looks every time. They have to be beautiful. And smart and interesting to talk to. You’d be surprised how many male models are all 3 – or maybe it’s the aspiring ones I meet, maybe the ones that get ahead aren’t like that. I like a guy to spend some mirror time getting himself ready for me, hair product etc is fine, they should make an effort – quite an effort. Makeup on guys is cool too – although I really go for the rockstar rather than the male model look. Hairless chests I… Read more »

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

supermodel?
NOT a chance!

any guy requiring mirror time’d never get a look in.
ditto those with hair product, hairless chests & dont know their way under hood of a car!!

pegasus
pegasus

Forget all that, wouldn’t you just love to have him on a lead, with a collar around his neck?
What a French Erotique Dream of a ManBoy.
He should be immortalised in a sculpture like David.
I like the contrast of smoothed oiled body & little curly bits peakin’ out.
He’s cute as………a superb accessory & i see him aa a piece of ART.
Michael Angelo would have adored him & put him on ceilings.
AbFab women, flakey but fabulousity tongue in cheek.

Put wings on him & he’s the Angel in Barbarella. I’l spit out the feathers:)

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Go pegs!

I’m so relieved someone could find a use for him.

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

I loved AbFab but most men don’t. They don’t seem to get the irony

davidl
davidl

You’ve lived in rural Qld tooo long Chesh..Have you met any men who don’t wear dryasabone everyday ?

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

😆 I’m not cloistered Davidl. I do spend quality time in the city or on both Sunshine and Gold Coast. Most of the men I’ve actually had conversations with about AbFab couldn’t be bothered with it and think the program’s a waste of time. Only one of them owns a driza-bone and he’s a city-based surveyor. I have late husband’s but can’t wear it because I look like I’m auditioning for Barnum and Baileys and not as a performer.

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Learned a couple of new things toady….AbFab t.v. show and what a Driza Bone is. Without google, who would have known? Those coats look familiar as they worn in the wild wild west here long ago (don’t know if they wear now. I suspect so…). Crack up reading some of these posts…tigercrab/Kataka that loved the male model with curly forest and said “yum”…. And Pegs “spit out the feathers”…lol… “As an Aries I have little against body hair and wonder why everyone so grossed out by the pubeage?” (lib rising ramzilla) As an Aries feel the same. His crotch was… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Should have said “little people”…Cuz sounds like you little Ches….

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

OMG sweetpea, please don’t send in midgies because here midgies are nasty biting little sandflies. They bring me out in huge welts and have me diving for cover and antihistamine. 😆

lib rising ramzilla
lib rising ramzilla

I have a rule – cannot take a man seriously if I notice his haircut before I notice him, nor one who wears big sunnies. There was this cute guy crackin onto me once and I just couldn’t go there because he always wore ridiculous sunnies. It is ABSO necessary for me to have a sharp mind before I’ll really get attracted. Altho when there are certain forces in play (scorpy moons?) i will admit to a rumble in the jungle if I see a HAWT man somewhere… However, my version of hot does not usually involve types like the… Read more »

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

oh lib rising ramzilla, i can so relate to your feelings of guilt/feeling bad for not being attracted to someone for the way they look or dress. Dress not so much but definitely looks. A male friend of man is perfect in SO many ways but i’m just not attracted to him physically. And my friends are always saying how perfect we are for each other and couldn’t we just give it a go and maybe i’ll grow to love him etc etc… but my heart doesn’t melt when i look at his face. It has to be a face… Read more »

tigercrab
tigercrab

he he he – I have (with varying degrees of success) and I would again – the novelty factor is always fun for a little while … Don’t mind the buffed muscle man look (prefer it to the hair blanket – it always ends up between one’s teeth) BUT – I lose interest immediately if there’s nothing happening up top and down below 🙂 Mystic you crack me up with your macaroni cheese, sulks and and crap career advice re: kataka’s – love your style ! ooh and that bit of hair curling over the low rise knickers….yum ! Kataka… Read more »

La Vierge
La Vierge

Well not a SUPERMODEL they would be better looking than me AND take longer to get ready AND I hate men that wax and or shave. I find it really repulsive – as I do exessive hariness. SO I don’t know – hard to please? Although in saying that I did have a fling with this super cute Canadian who was infact a male model.. But he wasn’t like runway or anything. Too short for that but yeah I liked him ’cause he was gorgeous but not overly buff. The guys shown in the pic are gross and far too… Read more »

Link
Link

I have found extremely good looking men to be extremely difficult partners so when I find myself attracted to a man who is above average in the good looks department, a phenomena so rare I can’t remember the last time it happened I immediately think ‘problem’ and stop myself right there. I had a one night stand with a very good looking man . . once. The phrase ‘pencil dick’ was hard to get out of my mind. Heh. All is not as it appears. . .

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

When men can have whomever they want, I’ve found it can bring out the worst in them. Of course, there are exceptions. Paul Newman was famously faithful to Joanne Woodward. I remember working in a large organization and as new girl unwittingly beginning a relationship with an extremely handsome Sagg player. I think everyone knew he was seeing other people except me. When I found out, I gave him the flick, but was amazed that so many women openly lusted after him, fully knowing what a shit he was. I should have told them the truth, that he was a… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

“When men can have whomever they want, I’ve found it can bring out the worst in them.” I’ve often said this. Look at Christie Brinkley for example. Gorgeous and her guy still had to have someone else. Seems if they know they can get someone with great looks, they can then get anybody. On the Housewives of N.Y. show over here one of the women was asked/persuaded (by her gay hairdresser) to be introduced to a male model. She was very hesitant but honest as was afraid she wouldn’t be pretty enough for him. I thought that was very brave… Read more »

MMIL
MMIL

Yeah, I’d go out with a supermodel.
But he’d actually have to be beautiful … 🙂

A libra.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

LOL. yeah the one pictured above is not exactly my cup of tea.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

i have venus in Libra so definitely “Looksist as stink” I could definitely date someone good looking (and i have) but maybe not someone who’s a professional model… not long term anyway. Like Mystic said, i would be driven insane by the Male Supermodel’s colleagues.

upbeat scorpleus
upbeat scorpleus

Couldn’t agree more SR. My lovely aqua artist has model looks, but is completely unaware of them, and totally unaware of the other girls that notice too! Head completely in outer space most of the time. I can’t stand to be around fashion industry types for too long in any situation… so Mystic is definitely right on that one for me.

Lemonlovin'libran
Lemonlovin'libran

Well, this guy is symmetrical, that could appeal to some librans.
I have always been draw to the lanky dag in a homespun ( could be my cancer moon) anyway, what libran could possibly go out with someone who thinks they’re more beautiful than they are?

whatever
whatever

not for me thanks. Libra

Hayley
Hayley

However, I would avoid actors like the plague.

Hayley
Hayley

Hells yeah, if only for the novelty.

Hayley
Hayley

Btw I am a Pisces with Venus in Aquarius, Mars in Taurus and Moon in Kataka.

Pisces Goat
Pisces Goat

Haven’t dated a supermodel, but a lot of actors (some have modelled) and the answer is…NEVER AGAIN!! Can’t handle the constant need for attention (from any and everybody), the fact they spend more time in front of the mirror than me (and that’s saying something) and yes, the competition. Hot actors and models are always surrounded by hot actresses and gorgeous female models.

Pisces sun, taurus rising, Aries moon.

Savannah
Savannah

This thread cracks me up!

Men are meant to be hairy in varying degrees, I loathe the way fashion is going for men. Pimped and crimped it’s shockingly boring and sucks all the life out of them.

I’ve learnt my lesson all looks and little (bedroom) action, zilch personality of any substance & horrid demeanor.

Librans of this house are beauty lovers, no matter how much they deny it.

seabird
seabird

Why not? But Gemini comment was dead-on – he’d have to be very intelligent. I’ve gone out with some super-gorgeous men, including my first fiance who was a doll- but they have been super-intelligent as well. Don’t care about women flinging themselves at my man if I’m sure of him, and if I’m not, he’s not my man. And I have gone out with beautiful stupid boys as well, and they don’t even last the week, because as a total gemini, I can’t get interested in bed if I can’t talk to them. And I can’t fake it, because I… Read more »

Earth-bound Aries
Earth-bound Aries

I have just today had a convo with an extremely vain man boasting about HIS model son. I could not have been more turned off – both the father and the son. And despite being Aries I am not competitive re looks in the slightest – I just hate overly muscled guys. I have a friend who loves them – and loved the fact that other women were jealous / after her ex-boyfriend who was working part time as a model and looked somewhat like Mr Himbo in the photo. She wasn’t so keen on the fact that he cheated… Read more »

davidl
davidl

I was once a male module, yes, had a bod like that, great money while I was at uni, it scared women away in droves..?

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

wow, a module and an alien, you are a busy little lambsy 😆

davidl
davidl

don’t be a meanie pants goat woman

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Did you have 3 heads back then?

davidl
davidl

no just 2 😉

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

that’s a lot of aviator sunnies…

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

I think he means one’s where the sun don’t shine, UP, to state the obvious probably

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

Maybe you were just soooo hot they thought they’d get burned? Otherwise I don’t get it. It’s not like you don’t have a personality, you’re clearly hetero… What gives?

davidl
davidl

Girls were scared or nervous to talk to me UV, and they thought I was a himbo. They immediately put me in the looks great, must have no brain category. I was also a front row forward so that didn’t help in the looking intelligent stakes. I was shy too, had no idea how I looked really, never took full advantage, rats!!

Uber Virgo
Uber Virgo

A ha! You have natal Mars in Cancer, correct? Can that equate with shyness? Is it retrograde?

Funny, I can’t picture you as shy, but believe it or not I was shy too as a youngster. Espesh with boys. Then again my brothers wanted to beat up anyone that looked at me. Idiots!

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

were you a Number 3, davidl? Mars in Cancer made me shy but not a conscious shyness. More a just get on with it and not look for attention, speak when spoken to sort of thing. My mother told me years later that as I was one of those “looks like an angel” kids, people sort of stared at me and it made me feel awkward because I didn’t know why…..and I’d blush and that didn’t help

davidl
davidl

I have never pushed myself forward in social/sport/work situations. I had such adoration from my extended family that I felt like a no. 1, and thought every one else did too? My shyness was more not understanding what people were on about ? I wasn’t conscious of other peoples fear or insecurity , and that somehow threatened them ? Maybe naive is a better word than shy. Mars in Cancer, with an Aries sun is often an aspect that astrology and astrologers have little to say about cause its suss in classic terms. Mars is in detriment there, and that’s… Read more »

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

My Saturn’s in cancer and rules my Cap sun so same sort of situation. With both mars and saturn in cancer I had to learn to be more assertive even with my strong first house but I’ve never felt the need somehow. I just am who I am and don’t have to prove anything. I’ve been told I’m gentle, fun and diplomatic but I know how to rage and romp in my own way. I seem to have a nac for cheering people out of the glums.

bouboukou
bouboukou

hi everyone, i m with a supermodel like boyfriend and drowning suddenly in isecuritie…. born libra 22, ascendant aquarius 23 but also saturn 28 leo/ moon 29 scorpio , venus 28 virgo and fortune 29 pisces…..what do you think the triple conjuction in aquarius bring up? should i be thrilled or terrified?

triple air gem
triple air gem

Hell yes, he’s hot.

I wouldn’t be stupid enough to expect conversation from him.. Just a bit of rubbage against the perfect pecs and then throw him back into the pond for someone else to enjoy. Must be my libra moon 🙂

triple air gem
triple air gem

Actually, my last boyfriend looked somewhat like that… we lasted 2 years. Yes, chicks would throw themselves at him but I was so laughingly scathing of them that he would only laugh at them as well.. He was so used to people responding to his beauty that it was refreshing for him to have a chick who told it like it was, including when he was being a twat. Also he wasn’t comfortable being that beautiful coz it stood out so much, he was actually very shy as a result and played down the looks and was really studious and… Read more »

pisceaness
pisceaness

i certainly would- as long as underneath his dazzling goodlooks and a-mazing abs was a heartfelt soul just waiting to be nurtured by moi

Taurean Love Expert
Taurean Love Expert

I would cheerfully have a torrid weekend fling with one, but date? Never.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

I’m kind of fond of conversation.

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

of course i would. why not? he would be good for me – all that body image stuff, i’d be doing crunches with him to keep up.
but as gem rising i agree with the coexisting elite career – hot model with hot brain aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh if i saw a zoolander reading The Black Swan or books on quantum theory (or art, whatever) ..*melt*

unpredictable pisces
unpredictable pisces

but dealing with viper-ish women…i kind of assume everyone’s not the envious type which is SO naive, thus as the male model’s date i many need a trusty scorp/aries spy+bodyguard combo to keep the knives out of my back! (and keep the hotter chicks away 🙂 hehe)

taurean alchemist
taurean alchemist

nope, I am a taurean with a Libra moon and although I like my men big and beautiful, I fear I need a man with a bit more substance than the typical male model projects. Maybe I’d date an EX male model who is still good looking in a rugged but symetrical way but has gone on to develop his consciousness and perhaps write a book or two on the feminist backlash and metrosexuality. Or something.

and a small part of me would not want my stretch-marked body anywhere near such perfection… (blush)

Lexicon_Limbo
Lexicon_Limbo

So not interested

Taurus,Gem rising, Aqua moon

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go

NO!
Toro, Libra Moon, Scorp Rising…

I would rather eat my own feet.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

I don’t like the idea of dating someone who acts more precious than me.

I’d also have to insist, if we were out in public with him wearing budgie smugglers with shoes and socks, that he could at least conceal his man bush. Or am I supposed to find that hot?

venus a-go-go
venus a-go-go

You mean that you don’t become untamelable with unbridled lust?

Doesn’t every woman like their man completely oiled and smooth except for a forest curling out of their knickers?

..cos… you know… it makes you stare at it more…

cancer/gem rising
cancer/gem rising

didn’t even notice it. i have never related to anyone who looks like this man. I felt really disheartened when men began waxing, always thought they wouldn’t fall for the crap women fall for.

prowlncat
prowlncat

ditto …. the sarcasm. I love hairy chests. LUV THEM. This waxing business has to go, it’s just horrid. And whilst I like a bit of muscle on a bloke the above is just too … freakishly android.

prowlncat
prowlncat

not to mention the stoopid sunnies and pimped up beanie. I mean really….

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

I once dated a man nicknamed ‘Greystoke’ due to his extra hairiness. He was rather sexy.

Perhaps we could form some sort of pressure group: Smart Hot Women Against Man Waxing (SHWAMW), and get the government to pass a bill or something. Our sister group could be Put Away Your Pubic Hair Before I Hurl (PAYPHBIH)

God I love acronyms.

prowlncat
prowlncat

Me and a Scorpy friend of mine were gonna start a dating site yonks ago called In Pursuit of Hirsute LOL

taurean alchemist
taurean alchemist

ROFL, I wasn’t going to comment about THAT, but I do find it all just toooooo wanky.

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

NO! I like my men to be men not store dummies…..and the only six pack they need is a beverage, and they thinks Abs is a telly program about a couple of English flakes and that Pecs is a town in Hungary.

Lexicorn
Lexicorn

I am a Cap and have dated a male model (he was Cancerian). Could never have lasted really. Apart from me getting tired of being instantly HATED by complete strangers when I walked into a room with him, I also realised that every time I told people about him I had to make up some excuse about how ‘he’s really very smart’ / ‘oh no, he’s actually quite witty when you get to know him’ / ‘don’t mistake his measured, deep-thinking for being a himbo…’ I accidentally gave him a hickie once (something I would ordinarily NEVER DO, so adolescent… Read more »

Stress Princess
Stress Princess

As a Cap, I’d do it for clothing discounts and freebies. Most definitely! But the ick factor of a pretentious, self-absorbed knob strutting and pouting about the place would be too much for me. Maybe a one-off big event might be bearable to have him as a trophy date, but really… the Zoolander factor would make me laugh too much.

Über Virgo
Über Virgo

No

prowlncat
prowlncat

ditto

scorpion_tongue
scorpion_tongue

me too.
Been there never again.
Zoolander characters have more depth.

scorpion_tongue
scorpion_tongue

ok- correction he wasn’t a supermodel but model wanna be super-model very self-absorbed and annoying.

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