Crab ladies (a la Isabelle Adjani, above) use sunglasses in much the same way as women of the olden times used their fans – to hide behind & peek out all come-hithery.
Leos use their sunglasses like a limo – you can’t see in but they can see out. They can not – they TRULY cannot – resist a little bit of bling on the things. Diamante. The designers initials. Gold trimmings.
Scorpios wear sunglasses like armour & will not hesitate to wear them indoors.
I had a HUGE pair of sunnies a few years ago that i ADORED wearing as they were like a shield but they made me look like a fuqing fly.
And an ex-mother-in-law urged me into a buying a really blingy pair that i now sense were a reflection of what she thought of me. They were nicked by a junkie wearing a Juicy Couture trackpants outfit, massive dangly long diamante earrings & glittery ultra violet acrylic nails.
My first sunnies were RayBan & in them, i felt impossibly cool. Last time i got sunglasses they were FITTED by a Libran woman at a shop. I was just browsing but she was suddenly insistent on analyzing my face shape & critiquing the Fly Sunnies i already had. She measured my eyebrows and the gap from my hairline to the top of my cheekbones to deduce the most flattering sunglasses.
Aqua & Gem like do zany, I reckon. And you???
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