The Virgo Woman In Bed

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Virgo woman wheat sheaves

Once I got an email asking about the “Virgo woman in bed,” and the first thing that came to my mind was that the sheets would need to be clean. Mind you; I have Mars in Virgo.

But Virgoans are not all about the stapler fetish, punctuality & correcting your pronunciation as you emote.

They have an abundant inner life. Or, indeed, outer life. Virgo is half School Sock Monitor and Half Sacred Sex Deity acolyte. They’re earthy, and the attention to detail comes in extremely handy when finessing their technique, you understand.

This illo, above, is but one depiction of the Inner Life Of La Virgo.

Wearing a fantastic and well-cut classic tweed coat and in a sensible yet stylish coat, she strides her ancestral lands in gumboots, carrying a swathe of fresh cut grass for…whom?

The gamekeeper? D.H. Lawrence was a Virgo. They could have Lady Chatterley-ish scenarios playing out in their seemingly composed mind.

Yet note also the neatly plowed furrows of La Virgo’s grasslands.  See Dating the Zodiac – Virgo – for more directional information.  Strangely, the “Virgo woman in bed” request was but one of many messages I receive asking for information on Virgos. They are the most enquired about Sun Sign, particularly the females.

Why?! Are they so enigmatic?

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postmodscorp
postmodscorp

I was once told that a person who can envision themselves doing different things was a more emotionally/psychologically healthy person – since then (I was about 16 I think) I have wallowed in my own internal world at will, and yes, men get hard at the mere thought of my lustrious and sensuous beauty…. Roll on scorp with mucho virgo….

The Leo Socialite
The Leo Socialite

Screw Virgo. This MY inner life. Only I am heading back to my castle for champagne on the terrace with fabulous very ‘thing’ friends and my devoted staff have already drawn me a hot bath and my musicians will play discreetly in the room next door so that whilst i lie in the bath, gazing at the mountains the music (Vivaldi) wafts gently in but not obtrusively.
And i would ditch that stupid hat too. Maybe add a bit of bling to that coat. Too plain. Or even shred it a bit. Studs?

grassmuncher
grassmuncher

Ha ha, fantastic Leo response. But I have to agree she is a bit dull. The only thing that lifts my skirt is the luscious grass (where is she going with it?) and the fields in the background.

cheshire cap
cheshire cap

I’m going to claim her as a cap. Good bone structure, love the coat, basic black under and classic hat. So cap!

grassmuncher
grassmuncher

oh phew

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Well my mind started with filth and then when nah, must be a cow person.

grassmuncher
grassmuncher

Gosh, just realised that both my comments above include some sex ref. You’ll think I’m a total nympho and what with my moniker grassmuncher will get the entirelly wrong idea. For now I’ll just blame Mystic for bringing up Lady Chatterley’s Lover and giving me ideas (while everyone else is innocently posting about gardening and the inner world of Virgos 😉 I knew grassmuncher was a bad idea when I first posted but I was itching to post and couldn’t think of anything better at the time. I was thinking of a cow complacently munching on grass – how I… Read more »

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

haha… don’t worry about it. I LOVE grassmuncher. I thought it was clever and the first thing that came to mind was a beautiful cow munching on grass in a meadow on a sunny day 🙂

Uranian&Plutonic Virgo
Uranian&Plutonic Virgo

Keep the name. 🙂 I love cows & have always wanted one for a companion animals so yes, the classic Taurus image was what came to mind grassmuncher. 😆 at the sex refs & munching!
And I can relate with speaking to myself as at times I’ve had to remind myself that when in public generally to appear less spackified, i.e. no speaking to/debating with oneself out loud. 😉

grassmuncher
grassmuncher

I’ve always kind of treated it as a dirty little secret of mine. Ever since I was a kid I’ve talked to myself, whether it’s to pass the time on the bus to school or to pep myself up when I’m feeling flat. It’s a habit that I thought I would grow out of but I haven’t been able to break it. For a while I did it less when I was in a long term relationship. I think getting regular sex sorted me out. Now that I’m single again I’m finding the need to talk to myself more and… Read more »

tamberlain
tamberlain

Thats so lush…to think I have a rich inner world is pretty cool. I just thought i was neurotically interesting 🙂

zlatni
zlatni

I’m first house Virgo sun and I really think that sometimes I have a parallel world going on inside my mind, remembering conversations exactly etc. Totally Lady Chatterly-ish amidst the order.. For example, last night had perfectly ordinary conversation with recent love interest but then woke up in the middle of the night in a panic…Did I say the right thing? What does he think of me? Will we be together again? etc But I do love my inner world…I had a hideous ex-boyfriend tell me that I had too much ‘Personal Mythology’. I was mortified at the time but… Read more »

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo

Personal mythology sounds great. Especially if you’re the hero/heroine, or at least buff and sexy. Perhaps the hideous ex wanted to be the star in it, but wasn’t.

zlatni
zlatni

Yeah this was about 5-6 years ago. I think you’re right about him, he was a mind-f’ing Cancer completely obsessed with security. So perhaps my rich little inner world was tres threatening.

I think his comment came after telling him I was walking along beach and some sort of massive hawk landed right in front of me, i found it very profound / symbolic etc.

Anyway, might re-embrace the Personal Mythology. Heroine and sexy sounds great.

grassmuncher
grassmuncher

Maybe I’ve missed some previous threads re Lady Chatterley but I totally don’t get the Virgo connection that Mystic and Zlatni refer to above. I never thought of Connie Chatterley, for example, as personifying the Virgoan archetype. But I am a nube. Can someone please enlighten me? I read Lady Chatterley’s Lover fairly recently and loved it. It is about sex after all, right? Okay okay I know it’s not just about sex but that’s just what my perverted mind fixed on. Perhaps I was so focused on the kinky that I missed the Virgo refs. I always thought that… Read more »

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Although Lady Chatterly is rife with all sorts of themes, the Virgo context comes about as it twas the Virgoan mind of DH Lawerence that all this sprung from.

Also Virgos tend to have some twists not obvious at first glance. Which I try really hard not to think of in reference to my Virgo Dad….so in my mind all other Virgos bar him often have the odd twist.

grassmuncher
grassmuncher

Oh I see. My dad is also a Virgo and we have a fairly stilted relationship hence why I often think of the more negative Virgo traits first. I can’t imagine my father coming up with anything as status quo shaking as Lady Chatterley. I don’t think he’s one of the evolved ones.

zlatni
zlatni

Its weird, but a few of my Virgo friends also seem to have this ongoing highly romanticised/sexualised mind amidst the planning and organising.

And just about every lover I’ve had has commented I was more sexual than they expected? Secret Virgo lusty life I think….perhaps not so clear on the surface, but definitely lurking underneath.

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

oh zlatni, that’s what i LOVE about Virgos – that secret lusty life and what lurks underneath! Being a Scorp and with natal Mars in Virgo i like to keep that side of my life private. I hate PDA’s…. eeeuww.
Fire signs like the drama, air signs get too distracted, water signs too emotional but earth signs are sensuous and have a healthy appetite. 🙂

grassmuncher
grassmuncher

All this talk of lurking lustiness amidst planning and organising makes me think of Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies.

zlatni
zlatni

Yes me too! The secret world of virgos… And I have mars in scorpio, so i guess we understand eachother 😀

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo

I never go anywhere without my sheaf of wheat, or a clump of mown grass.

Moonflower
Moonflower

You crack me up UV. Love you.

I’m seriously considering pursuing a Virgo at the mo and want your advice. Can’t resist mown grass. I’m an Aries, Gem rising, Lib moon – what do you think? I hear Aries/Virg is often disastrous – any thoughts?

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Oh Moonflower my parents are Aries/Virgo combo and I think they’ve been married for 46 years…happily. They laugh a lot and both say the key is to cherish each other, oh and be as polite, and considerate to each other as you would be to a guest.

Goodluck…

Moonflower
Moonflower

Thanks UV and LL! I’ll see how I go. With Merc doing the retro thing I probably need to be very low key for a bit…time to get myself in order.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

I’m only impressed if you’re clad in tweed whilst going about said business.

Ãœber Virgo
Ãœber Virgo

Love that tweed. Even with Wellies. Do they still make that lovely men’s fragrance ‘Grey Flannel’? I reckon you’d like it LL. It’s delicious, especially with some hunky man all over it.

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Perfume.com has it Über Virgo at a nicely reduced price…could then bathe a hunky man in it.

May have to investigate.

Scorp Scorp
Scorp Scorp

I was slightly surprised to find out that my clean architect Virgo lover actually loves to dig into earth and get dirt under his fingernails by gardening… Also, as I’m already speaking of Astro clichés, he sometimes gets up early just to vacuum his flat or clean the windows… I wasn’t scared as much as I was intrigued by this wonderfully mad behaviour. 😀

Leonine Librarian
Leonine Librarian

Virgo Dad has the best laid out organic garden.Immaculate drainage…almost a fetish in regards to acquiring rain water tanks. He also has a stellar worm farm, as a result he is way too into worm wee. He experiments with all sorts of companion planting too. We tend to buy him associated gifts that he can gather info pertinent to gardening so he can analyse…ie) rain water gauge, best present ever…till I bought him the system that keeps his groceries from sliding around in the boot. Scorp Scorp I think it’s pretty cool that contrast of getting in and gardening with… Read more »

Sweetpea
Sweetpea

Absloutely love that green…so healing…Like a breath of fresh air Mystic… Me and the last love jibbed so much as we both have a predominance of green in our auras. Too bad he was so dysfunctional (like I’m not at times?…) But he, as a Pisces, Sun and Jupiter, Chiron in 12th, a natural born healer. Add to that Moon and Mars in Leo and then… ‘ Well, he was like the Sun. Apollo conju. ~my~ Sun. I couldn’t help myself… I loved him so much and feel sad sometimes that it cannot be fixed in this particular life but… Read more »

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