Wing Chair by Hannes Grebin of the Bauhaus School
This is like insanely trend de la mode cutting-edge wankerati whatevs uber-cool new furniture design & I am thinking WHOM – as in which sign – would get it, money being no object in this hypothetical?
At first, as I always do with the avant-garde, I thought Aquarius but no-no-no! Aquarius – especially the male – is too nervy to have anything other than Lazyboy kind of rocker recliner thing, maybe like the kind they have in pedicure lounges with built in vibrator pads. Libra and Pisces wouldn’t do something so asymmetrical or bad for Feng Shui. Crabby-Kataka would not appreciate the modernity. Taurus has a Couch Fetish. Aries – I am channelling a Shudder Of Contempt & a quick change of subject with one of those brisk Ariean “ANYWAY…”
Leo? It’s not throne-like enough. Virgo prefers more of a Shaker aesthetic with chairs. Sagg would freak. Sagg does not even THINK about furniture. Unless on drugs. I think this chair would be appreciated most of all by a Gemini and/or a Capricorn who’d secretly want something more patrician-luxe but love the idea of being able to name-drop Bauhaus.
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