Bitching It Up With The Full Moon

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Lol!  I noted how the Astro-Beauty Nostalgia Post went OFF & so here are some gratuitious Retro-Venus nostalgia hits for you guys.

And…the ferocity of this Full Moon has surprised me…I was so primed to let rip at some peeps (the Full Moon involves my Mercury in Aries & Mars is advancing toward my natal Venus which is already being stimulated by Uranus) that i had to turn my phone off & go distract my self with a long advanced-Libran-Moon exfoliating ritual. Yes, I do have work to do but was too irritated.

So, once you are done with the Nostalgia Hit – please feel free to indulge bitcherel in the comments. No names. In fact EVERYONE who is the subject of the bitcherel should be given the SAME name…But what would it be? Also, note that is always very easy to feel overwhelmed with a Full Moon. It’s okay…Semper Fi guys!

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Leonine Librarian

I know it’s beneficial to clean like a virgo before the new moon…but for some mad reason all the full moon build up sets me off to purge any debris out of my home. Probably better use of my energy than some interactions I could have. I think the combo of people prepping for visitors and the full moon, the chance to have 4 days potentially of non-earning work( thanks hospitality people for still making me coffee over this break btw)…anyways still feeling some major tension in the air in town when I come out of my cleaning frenzy. Does… Read more »

no name brand

i’m basically lazy about the house as a rule not on purpose I just don’t see that crap until it starts getting in my way – I clean when I am avoiding something else usually – my declaration that I thought there were so many things I would be better off spending my time doing many years ago prepared aqua cap for this but yes I have been doing some cleaning having days off helps. Thank you baby jebus and the australian constitutions alignment with all things god for this non-denominational public holiday. My house is loving the attention.

scorpalicious robot

i usually go nuts before the new moon without even being aware of it.
I think it’s your own form of madness but a madness i share… hehe. You know it’s like therapy for me.
I have been de-cluttering slowly for months now but have become more ruthless about it since someone on this site mentioned that Feng Shui book about clutter. I’ve thrown out stuff i’ve been holding onto for 20 years! It feel SO good to get rid of it!! and the energy in my home feels much lighter as result.

no name brand

o i had a systematic declutter when we moved to the other side of the country – but also left Aqua Cap in charge of the tail end of things and he joined me later and lo and behold all my childhood toys went to the dump – he gets all weird and fidgety when I mention it is so uncomfortable about it – i secretly think its funny now but at the time OH MY GOD imagine how you’d feel if someone else decluttered for you without your permission and ditched the things you had kept with you for… Read more »

scorpion_tongue

I am in the process of putting all my possessions in storage and taking a road trip Jack Kerouc style across the US before settling down in LA by the beach.
It feels like the right time to de-clutter and free myself from objects for awhile.
I don’t want my objects to own me.
strange synchronicity to see others have done similar or are in the process of this too.

no name brand

just don’t leave anyone else to finish the job for you or the lego’s on its way to the dump before you can say jiminy cricket ;o)

scorpion_tongue

Nope, won’t do it. My guy is a fellow Virgo but loves to try to toss out my crap and I like to goad him to throw out his crap. lol! 🙂
I’m hiding mine in storage.

scorpalicious robot

a road trip…. how exciting and liberating after a putting the possessions away!

no name brand

yeah yeah to road trip – the freedom of the highway seldom beckons since i reached a place of hideously long straight roads it’s planes or boats from here methinks but any chance you could puhleeez supply deets of sppoky towns and lynchian locals as you go SL ? no pressure but o how interesting that would be if you shared the anecdotes. I’ve always wanted to go the cargo ship route – altho maybe not near somalia right now.

scorpion_tongue

I plan to start a new blog, and tweet, twitter cross country!
I’ll see them up and let you know before I take off in May.

scorpalicious robot

*jaw drop* yes, i CAN imagine what it would be like for someone else to declutter for me without permission. I would never allow it!! It’s MY stuff. (i have Jupes in Toro in 4th house)
I have a little toy robot collection (shock horror!) and just because nobody has seen me play with them doesn’t mean it’s rubbish!
At least you saved the spirograph… hehe

Leonine Librarian

Really did wonder…nice to have company. Have just purchased insane amount of food so in theory I don’t have to leave the house for days…once children are picked up from train station…oh and treated myself to some marmalade coloured orchids. I think I can see a combo of both your reasoning ala the getting of housework in my world. The build up of moon madness is soothed by all the fresh new energy housework/declutter frenzy brings…although that clearing before the new moon is not to be underestimated. Last weekend I painted my newly relocated home office. This weekend I painted… Read more »

no name brand

ok cleaning happened today with a vengeance also laundry and drinking so there you have it saggo moon sets me off

Cydonia

How ironic…one of the people pissing me off lately IS actually named Roger, ha! It’s been an ongoing trend over the past year and a half of ejecting douchebags from my social circle…not at all easy to do since my boyfriend’s job involves working with these douchebags. Ugh!

All my pent-up aggression is reaching a head though. Just hope I get through this period without too much drama.

pegasus

I love MICE. In animal medicine it means Scrutiny. What do you need to scrutinises, what details
have you missed?
‘Mouse…….
If i could see the world
thro your tiny eyes,
maybe then i would know
how to scrutinise.
Every detail carries weight,
and true to it’s purpose
has its perfect puxxle place,
to stop the three ring circus.’
From Animal Medicine Cards.
Vets call then ‘pocket pets’…..cute.

bull w sting in tail

thats just what i needed

scorpion_tongue

My foe aka Rogerina Lipshitz is a fellow Virgo (but is imbalance, disorganized, arrogant, materialistic into “bling”, blocked failed superstar not my opinion or words but her own.) has been intensely passive-aggressive towards me personally for the last three months and has went straight full-on aggro and threatening since the 1st. Reason and sensibility does not work on her. I am at a loss because I have found in the past Virgos to be practical, reasonable, and kind people. The level of rage she expresses to me is frightening. Not sure what lesson to learn here but to stand-up for… Read more »

scorpy lizzy

Every Easter /Mabon me and all the (grown)kids get together and have a lovely family hang-out catchup time. but this year the ex-roger is also coming, and bringing the ‘new’ little woman… which I think is sorta hysterical, everyone is sure to be jolly polite and all that, roflmao. I hear he’s a bit anxious… maybe worried I’ll say sumthing undesirable? Oh wot fun! He’s a really weird Leo with a wicked simian line, and I’m finally SOOO over all that… “the past is a foreign country, people do things differently there”…. forgot who said that…. I feel SO grownup… Read more »

davidl

hope it all goes well for you scorpy, might be fun watching him squirm…

gemmarose

Okay. Long story but I’ll abbreviate. Have mouse living IN MY BED-FUQING-ROOM. The mouse, who shall be forever referred to as Roger, HAS NO FEAR and pokes its little nose around at all times of day and night to check out what I’m up to. Have done lots of standing on bed and screaming lately (just like in cartoons). Particularly after the time it nibbled on my toe to see if I tasted good. Have compulsion to kill it to death, but balanced with compulsion not to murder cute-furry-tiny-creature just because it freaks me out. So researching ways to get… Read more »

gemmarose

Though to be honest all that peppermint is hurting my eyes… Maybe I’ll be the one to move out. Sheesh.

Blossom

Your advice on Peppermint was obviously written by the HHGttU mice. Getting rid of YOU was the real aim. Hehehe 😉

gemmarose

Oh Bloss, it took me a while but I got it. Roger is not, as is commonly assumed on Earth, a small brown squeaking animal*. He is a hyper-intellegent pan-dimensional being. These beings are in fact responsible for the creation of the Earth. Peppermint oil huh, sneaky!

* given the information that has come to light am considering prowlin and I might be wrong, he may also not be Pierre.

prowlncat

right … are you sure this mouse dude is not like some spiritual animal avatar come to save your bacon (pardon pun) from the general miasma that is human existance run on instinct alone?????? Roger the mighty mouse’s fearlessness sounds incredible considering mice are usually rather private types …. well ok … unless in swarm proportions -they’re very into their family lets put it that way. I used to breed them. Well actually, I had them and they decided to breed. A LOT. Ahem… anyhoo This Roger mouse seems determined. Maybe he wants to learn how to cook? Maybe you’ll… Read more »

gemmarose

*giggles* I’m spending WAY too much time in dreamweaver at the moment too. But it’s a beautiful vision. Little Roger my companion mouse. Oh how we laughed, those long walks on the beach and discussions about feelings over wine etc. I think Roger may have been sent to goad me in my wigged out Virgo insanity week (got it universe, TRYING to let go of the small stuff. Oh and you really meant it, literally. Mouse = pretty small stuff). He is a brave little dude, and I’ve got R.E.S.P.E.C.T for that. I’m even sitting here with my feet on… Read more »

prowlncat

hey look if he has another go at the feet maybe telltale sign that he’s either French and a little lost (place a little camembert on water cracker on floor) or just a tad kinky (whip floor in high heels and suspenders and repeat after me “come here you naughty little mouse”)

gemmarose

Ah oui, oui camembert.
Maybe Roger is Pierre.
But if he needs spanking,
He’ll need a Madam of high ranking,
One nibble and I’ll be there.

fallen angel

gemma, didn’t you say you needed to leave the house more or something like that on another thread… not to imply you’re a shut in but busy doing work at home sort of thing. Perhaps Roger is there to usher you out?

Or call a really cute tradie exterminator to deal with the problem for you??

ariesartist

today i went into a high rise car park – got issued a ticket, drove to 6th floor, but NO PARKS at all, attempted to leave, but had to pay $3.00 to exit. Rang all the numbers on the thing but no joy.

royally Fuqed up.
and then the only brown rice i could find was $15 per kilo!
i am going a little bit macrobiotic again.

my only ray of light- an extremely handsome italian butcher in the grocers!

Aquarpio

Only thing to bitch about is that every place I received service today the clerks seemed absurdly incompetent and it is very unlike me to judge that way. It was noticeably odd. Did have lots of weirdness today, though: puppy obsessively eating grass and throwing up really no apparent reason making me worry like crazy, also had my first acupuncture appointment which was great but caused me much stress because apparently I need to change almost my entire diet and since I suddenly felt like I couldn’t eat properly I was unable to eat most of the day, also acupuncturist… Read more »

no name brand

grass settles their stomachs – he must have a crook puku

fallen angel

Aquarpio, if it makes you feel any better I once got a free iris reading from an iridologist who uncannily divined that I was undergoing a dry spell, observing rather dryly that I needed to “ensure more activity took place in my reproductive areas to ensure flow”.

Then again, he could have just blurted out Get Laid.

fluid feline

God, that’s what I need. Don’t need an iridologist to tell me that! Getting it in my dreams but it would be nice for real.

btw FA, just wondering about the current Pluto transit opp your sun (not sure what degree it’s in) – could this be helping you reach your new level of Femme Ruthlessness with your wayward scorp soulmate?

fluid feline

FA, just read an earlier blog re Sun sign query re BFs – revealing your asc/moon, I knew you were a Cancerian. So you have Virgo asc = trans Saturn and Aqua moon = trans Jupiter/Nept/Chiron. You have so much going on there – I’m not surprised you are reaching new levels of evolution re the WW Scorp. Best wishes that it all works for you, and it will, whatever form it arrives in will be best for your evolution me thinks. x

fallen angel

Fluid, you’re the best. Thanks for checking that out, am zero degrees Cancer btw. I haven’t quite got the hang of reading my own chart properly yet so very gratified when peeps give me feedback… plus wotever planet is transiting, all I know is that Pluto has been with me for yonks and yonks… in fact, I’ve moved to Hades. Officially. So the phoenixing has been non stop… wot with a son of Pluto no less. You’re right, I know whatever comes it will be for the best. But to be quite blunt about it, it just sucks to love… Read more »

prowlncat

sorry hun … fellow Crab. V Sentimental too … but sometimes ya just got to do what’s right regardless of how you feel. That’s what that ol’ dwarf chunk of rock and the blumin child eating time cruncher taught me.

*hands FA the pepper spray*

fallen angel

Pepper spray? Babe, I’m thinking more machete!

no name brand

god i had some pepper spray once i carried it in my bag when i had to negotiate darkened alleys late at night to get home from school – online study is sooo the way to go – I always felt like it was almost asking for something to happen it was weird to be forearmed in that way.

fallen angel

Under other full moon circumstances, I grok the boiling blood rushing from my extremities to my face as I blossom to full temper. THIS full moon it seems I am practicing The Silence of The Lambs Method of Anger Management.. as the divine Mystic preached, people, I am going Ultra Limbic. Of course, what else could have sparked this off other than Le Scorp who has disappeared into the far and remote island known as the United Kingdom, where phone service has apparently halted for some mysterious reason. It hasn’t but there you go. Please beautiful darlings, no more I… Read more »

prowlncat

gosh FA you’re so magnanimous. I would’ve been more like “hey Roger … ya [email protected]!kwit … cut out the Heathcliffian act or else your liver is going to be entree with tonight’s fava beans and chianti!”

fallen angel

A lovely bow to you prowln, thank you. I believe peeps have actually formed a line regards Le Scorp and wot they’d like to do/say/stick into him so I shall save you a spot. I actually am happy to go Limbic, this way everything I may say/do is pure unadulterated instinct. The way it is in the jungle, the mighty jungle… where the lions sleep tonight, haha.. And though this may make me come off as magnanimous, is just me accepting the fact that I love who I do, and working with all that comes with it. A relationship is… Read more »

prowlncat

This possibly explains why you’re gettin sum and I am not! LOL My recent Roger the [email protected]!kwit – a Double Bull whom I’ve had the odd million or so rant about here recently – drove me to utter distraction with all his absurd faffing about. One minute wants to get married and go power shopping for groovy tealight candles in Freedom Furniture. The next just being … a gormless tossbag dickweed MORON!!! After six months of practising patience, tolerance, acceptance and all those other “sounds good on paper” principles I just had to have an almighty spazz to make him… Read more »

Leonine Librarian

Oh prowlin, I’ve got a wonderful cancerian friend who completely amazes another Taurean friend and I…I mean amazes us with her cut the emotional shit attitude(with way more courage than us, and neither of us are anything to mess with)…straight up she takes no prisoners…there is no drama, no flim flammery…just what it is. Oh and from what I’ve read over the months FA does cut to the chase emotionally too.

Speaking your truth never goes out of style does it?

Watery Libran

My office was full of Roger the [email protected]!wits today – from the big cheese right on down. I took advantage of one of the perks of being a public servant – accumulated flexi-time – and lit out at 2:30 before I told a whole lot of people what I really thought. So unlike my usual unflappable Libran diplomacy, good humour and smile for all who approach my desk. It’s a bonus though, that when my usually cheerful and diplomatic self slips and I get a bit ‘twitchy’ it sure makes one hell of an impact 🙂 Have a safe holiday… Read more »

no name brand

semiotically speaking I am struggling with that ad – what exactly is the call to action ? The horsie one may have led me to the wrong watering hole…

prowlncat

Had a brilliant brainwave for revamping my business website last night in leiu of the auspicious May Aqua wierding in my 10th house. Thank the heavens! A more positive avenue for expressing my obsessive compulsiveness than venting on this blog! I’m sure it will pass but carpe diem as they say! Re the name of bitched-at person – keep it simple. [email protected]!kwit always works for me. hehehe. Actually I’ve put latest “[email protected]!kwit” on screened calls which I discovered after fidgeting with it during Moon in Virgo. Brilliant! Now he can rang and text and crap on to his heart’s content… Read more »

Lexicon Limbo

I vote aye for dream analysis post!

fluid feline

Would love a dream analysis post – I am having the most frequent memorable dreams at the moment – progressed moon, jupiter, chiron, neptune all in Aqua in my 12th house (opp Leo sun in 6th). Yesss please Mystic. I do look forward to them but last two nights have had strange horrible dreams – full moon approaching??

Taurean love expert

My animus is a total creep. That’s disturbing.

Taurean love expert

I had a horrible nightmare in the wee hours of the morning involving credit card fraud AND a nasty man deliberately burning me with his cigarette. Very unsettling. Not sure how it fits the current astro, though.

davidl

have you been browsing that adultfriendfinder site again ?

fallen angel

OH GOD, yes, that would positively drive one to light one’s self on fire. And NOT that way either…

Lexicon Limbo

I’m quietly serene & twirling in my seat twirling my hair boding good will to all passing by my desk…….what is wrong with me!??!?!? I’m loving everyone & smiling beatifically…absolutely no full moon craziness or bitchiness for me…it’s quite odd!

davidl

Funny Lex, I feel the same way, serene , centred…. perfect constitutional position for advanced level ‘bitching’.. that is, not just being grumbly and cynical but being truthful and direct, just expressing my true feelings, those feelings are not always good or loving…sometimes constructive to the other person, usually upsetting but also so good for me, release.( though in the workplace I think your state is probably much more prudent).

plutonicfemme

me too! having fab day. do you think we will wake in night in terror as payback?

Lexicon Limbo

I’m waiting to find out I’ve jinxed myself!

Nocturnal

meant to be painting but NOTHING will be happening til my space and self are scrubbed immaculately clean today, bodes well for welcoming the moon i guess, cant seem to help it. then painting can flow, with all that heart confusion, end of april-ish hey…
^^^ lol to the 80’s advertising mystic, a kissing potion flavour for every beau, very apt right now
“those the subject of the bitcherel should be given the SAME name…But what would it be?” how about Roger ^^^ worthy of strawberry gloss

davidl

Roger Lipshitz..

plutonicfemme

what did you say to me?

roger. over and out

Lexicon Limbo

All sorts of comments involving a good rodgering are overwhelming my “carry on” style mind 🙁

plutonicfemme

Roger the cabin boy?

no name brand

yes after drinking a long stiff gin

davidl

Ive been venting at politicians over the last few days, love it, Julie Bishop is my favourite bitchoree at the moment, man, she is so easy. Good thing is though that normally while Im being super nasty to public officials my softer side comes out with friends and family, who actually quite enjoy my cutting to pieces of any poor innocent idiot that happens to cross my path. Im loving the current astro I must say.

Ms Motown

Oh thank the goddess it is not just me. Sadly, I haven’t managed to distract myself with a long exfoliating regime. Too bloody busy at work. But, man have I been snarling at people from behind the wheel of my car. “Get out of my way you turkey! Can’t you see I am in a hurry!!”. “You idiot! There is this funny little contraption in modern cars called an indicator. It is used to show that you are about to change lanes. Isn’t that a good idea?” LOL Gotta laugh. I’m sure it will all clear up when I leave… Read more »

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