The Gemini Man is glib and mercurial, renowned for his flirtation genius. But it didn’t work with this Capricorn casino waitress.
I am a waitress at a casino in Nevada. One night a customer heard me say something about astrology to someone and pops off with,
“I’m a Gemini. What does that mean to you?”
Without missing a beat I smiled and said,
“It means I might sleep with you but I’d never trust you.”
The Sexy Cap…
Dear Sexy Cap,
I love that the Gemini Man’s reputation for double-dealing, triple layered innuendo and being tricky in mating or dating situations precedes him. Even in Nevada. And good on you for the on-the-spot witty quip.
Geminis can be all flashy eloquence and fantastic flirting skills, but with little to offer a grounded Capricorn. Having said that, as revealed in 21st Century Zodiac Signs, the origin of the Capricorn sign is far stranger than that of Gemini. The Gemini man can flip between twin facets but you are the Sea Goat, the only mythical creature of the Zodiac.
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