Gemini Men: Their Reputation Precedes Them

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Dear Mystic,

I am a waitress at a casino in Nevada. One night a customer heard me say something about astrology to someone and pops off with,

“I’m a Gemini. What does that mean to you?”

Without missing a beat I smiled and said,

“It means I might sleep with you but I’d never trust you.”

The Sexy Cap…

Dear Sexy Cap,

I love that the Gemini Man’s reputation for double-dealing, triple layered innuendo and being tricky in mating or dating situations precedes him. Even in Nevada.  And good on you for the on-the-spot witty quip.

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pegasus
pegasus

Didn’t I once hear that Gemini are the most likely to be crims?

Aello
Aello

Because amoral Geminian duality enables them to intellectually justify their actions?

davidl
davidl

exactly ! and use comments like ‘just the other side of the coin’. One of my old gemini friends was constantly preaching in guru style about karma, health, meditation, spiritual values etc while selling heaps of the best goddam drugs you could get, making an absolute fortune while living for free on the floor of friends spare bedrooms.

~~eve~~
~~eve~~

hahaha sounds like a gemini!! 😀

xox rockstar libran publicist xox
xox rockstar libran publicist xox

The Other Signifcant Guy in my life was / is pure Gemini, as is former industry ally. both were many different people at once. super serious / exuding genius to utterly hilarious & frivolous / so kicked-back its crazy!! both utterly charming tho could turn in a heartbeat into antoher person. witnessed industry ally reference another industry NBF one minute then referred to same guy as ‘that @#&*’!! knew our BFF had a used by date…..as does the subsequent ostracism. thus swings the gemini pendulum!

scorpionic
scorpionic

ooo so true!

scorpalicious robot
scorpalicious robot

haha… great response.

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